StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[DogZero]

Obviously a great season finale would be styx coming back to the thread and nuking them all while still accidently scoring an own goal by drunken mistake

You can all thank me for summoning styx back to the thread through my mastery of chaos magick.

Better luck on the arcane battleground next time Styx!

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm gonna miss what could've been a really nice time that had to get ruined by gay ops and shenanigans, i miss having fun with you styx. You make me big sad.

IN THE NAME OF JESUS I SEND YOU BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME. STOLAS! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU BISH

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm gonna miss what could've been a really nice time that had to get ruined by gay ops and shenanigans, i miss having fun with you styx. You make me big sad.

I say this with every bit of love I can muster. Move on and find Jesus. Not Tarl's midwit deliberate misinterpretation of Jesus. Not Julian's schizophrenic idea that we are all Jesus because metaphysics.

The Jesus that willingly sacrificed himself to save you from your sins and wants you to accept His forgiveness so you can start to forgive yourself.

I suggest you drive to a church in a town you don't know if you're worried about being judged. You can ask for a pastor to sit down and just listen to you. Better a stranger than no one at all.

 

[Laylithe]

I say this with every bit of love I can muster. Move on and find Jesus. Not Tarl's midwit deliberate misinterpretation of Jesus. Not Julian's schizophrenic idea that we are all Jesus because metaphysics.

The Jesus that willingly sacrificed himself to save you from your sins and wants you to accept His forgiveness so you can start to forgive yourself.

I suggest you drive to a church in a town you don't know if you're worried about being judged. You can ask for a pastor to sit down and just listen to you. Better a stranger than no one at all.

Forgive myself for what, exactly?

 

[Godmode]

I say this with every bit of love I can muster. Move on and find Jesus. Not Tarl's midwit deliberate misinterpretation of Jesus. Not Julian's schizophrenic idea that we are all Jesus because metaphysics.

The Jesus that willingly sacrificed himself to save you from your sins and wants you to accept His forgiveness so you can start to forgive yourself.

I suggest you drive to a church in a town you don't know if you're worried about being judged. You can ask for a pastor to sit down and just listen to you. Better a stranger than no one at all.

And ask for an exorcism while you're at it.

Forgive myself for what, exactly?

For allowing yourself to be Lord Tarl Warwick's cum dumpster?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Forgive myself for what, exactly?

Welp. Can't say I didn't try.

Jesus, pierce the thick skulls of these retards with your holy light. I am insufficient.

FINE FINE!

Abortion, adultery, bearing false witness, idol worship, coveting.

 

[porkWellington]

Forgive myself for what, exactly?

The seeds for Lolcow of the Year 2025 are planted. @Styxhexenhammer666 you simp cuck get back in here and defend m'lady's honor. She's looking like an idiot and needs her "daddy". Stolas has no power here, the Emperor shelters me from Chaos

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

I am surprised it only took my prediction less than 24hrs to manifest. I think you and Tarl getting back together is the best outcome for kikiwifarms.

I am a bartender. You get free whiskey for a fuckin year for this one! Holy fuckin shit. GOLD

You just spent the last few days calling him a pig, filthy, dirty, doesn't bathe, sucks other girls pussies, doesn't brush his teeth, tongued your ass and used that tongue on other chicks, said he wasn't sweet or sugary but all daddy (which I assuming he had a large schlong?), threatens to send the father of your children into a dirt nap, doesn't flush the toilet, is potentially creepy around children, forced you to get an abortion you didn't want, you did artwork and art styles for him but he didn't give you credit and sold them for profit and you didn't get your due, jerked your chain when you had kids in tow, lied, cheated, was fucking other women but he lied and told you you were the one, the mother cut your electricity off, dented your car, played mind games, cheated on you, fucked around on with other women, would fall asleep jerking off and doing phone sex with other women while you were in the house, did something that needs to be hashed out in a lawsuit, drunkenly grabbed your tits in a live show and is a general drunkard and fuse-blown drug addled goofball and now you have the feels or is it the tingles? Even if his dick was larger than Jonah Falcon is it really, really that good? The guy looks like fag, is obsessed with a gay owl, smells, cant dress, is uncoordinated and generally unmanly and fairly poor and you're missing getting railed by him bad enough you are big sad?

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GOLD FUCKIN STARS!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Kindness before Laylithe is really pearls before swine, huh?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

You may now call me a cuck or a simp. It is expected.

I wasn't going to call you a cuck or a simp. Don't put words in my mouth or try to direct me towards petty meme insults.

I'm going to call you weak. That's what you are, you're WEAK. Still living at Mama's house, unable to maintain an adult relationship even when there's a child involved (YOUR!!!CHILD!!!), and letting your impulsive desires for drink, drugs, and getting your dick wet destroy a career that took you years to build up. Picking BPD fangirls because they're easy to manipulate, running away from challenges such as raising a child with your tail between your legs. Don't you DARE blame it on the stupid owl, either, you've been using that dusty, motheaten owl as a crutch for years. Because you are WEAK.

And now, everyone else can see it too. All the self-applied layers of mystique and esoteric fakery are peeled away, like a prostitute scrubbing off her painted face, to reveal the cringing bitch that you really are. GOOD DAY, Sir. I say, GOOD DAY.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Kindness before Laylithe is really pearls before swine, huh?

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it drink as it were.

 

[Vassal]

You say this as if you're surprised or upset?

It's certainly surprising to see you pining for the Styx like a schoolgirl after @mickrussom was kind enough to list all the things you've complained about in regards to his behaviour. Though I suppose if you're in your thirties, maybe it's the biological clock talking. Time to land a man, any man, at any cost, or face the reality of being a cat lady.

For fuck's sake, just be a cat lady. Have some self respect. Ask @Catgirl Tyranid if they've got any more catgirls (or Tyranids) that they can spare ya.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It's certainly surprising to see you pining for the Styx like a schoolgirl after @mickrussom was kind enough to list all the things you've complained about in regards to his behaviour. Though I suppose if you're in your thirties, maybe it's the biological clock talking. Time to land a man, any man, at any cost, or face the reality of being a cat lady.

For fuck's sake, just be a cat lady. Have some self respect. Ask @Catgirl Tyranid if they've got any more catgirls (or Tyranids) that they can spare ya.

As a point of lore, I must highlight the fact that Laylithe has legitimate human children and is currently prioritizing her junior high level relationship with Tarl over them. Is there a simp for her, despite her three children, possibly, I can not say. She certainly does not need to procreate more than she already has. This all said, even a divorced offline spinster with children is a step up from her current status. For a brief minute, she seemed to be embracing some sense of self-awareness and honesty, but that faded as quickly as it came. I fully understand the temptation to show mercy to her circumstances, but it really is just a waste of kindness that is best shown elsewhere.

 

[Vassal]

As a point of lore, I must highlight the fact that Laylithe has legitimate human children and is currently prioritizing her junior high level relationship with Tarl over them. Is there a simp for her, despite her three children, possibly, I can not say. She certainly does not need to procreate more than she already has. This all said, even a divorced offline spinster with children is a step up from her current status. For a brief minute, she seemed to be embracing some sense of self-awareness and honesty, but that faded as quickly as it came. I fully understand the temptation to show mercy to her circumstances, but it really is just a waste of kindness that is best shown elsewhere.

I know she's got kids, and that she dumped them for the Warlock himself. From my, admittedly anecdotal, experience, the importance of procreating seems to be more important to men. Having a man seems to be more important to women. Just looking at my own group of friends and acquiantances, all in their at-least thirties by now, the men seem just fine to be alone as long as they've got kids, wheras the women seem more interested in getting a man. The dataset isn't ideal of course, as only two of the women in the group haven't got kids, and I make no claim that it's representative of the wider population. It's just what I've observed over time.

It was also less an attempt to show kindness and more an attempt to get her away from Tarl so that he can find some other dumb bimbo to further spiral his life out of control (Maybe this Sarah?). Sam's a bit too submissive - you know that even when she's in a position of power, Tarl can still wrap her around his finger. As evidenced by her recent fawning.

 

[AnOminous]

I fully understand the temptation to show mercy to her circumstances, but it really is just a waste of kindness that is best shown elsewhere.

I can understand wanting to dump deets to get closure, but she really needs to move the hell on at this point. Get this asshole out of her life and out of her head. Dwelling on this creep endlessly isn't healthy.

Probably wasted advice, but whatever.

 

[Mushroom King]

Styx getting excited for the grimoire's owl emboss and mocking jay button seal reminds me of a 50 IQ crystal obsessed woman in her 40's getting excited about finding a Bic lighter with her astrological symbol on it at a gas station.

 

[torpig xmr]

A man talking about writing a grimoire with a cartoon picture of Stolas in the corner while he wears a pirate hat.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

@Styxhexenhammer666 Bud. Start going to some AA meetings. Alcohol & substance abuse is destroying you. Getting off the sauce might not solve all of your problems, but it would be one hell of a major improvement.

In love with me but eating out Sarah's pussy without sharing, lying and hiding it?

Okay who tf is this Sarah? Inquiring minds want to know.

Isn't Sarah the person Styx calls his "sister?" I wonder if she is still married. Open relationship? Hiding the fact that they are still fucking by calling her his "sister."

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

@Styxhexenhammer666 Bud. Start going to some AA meetings. Alcohol & substance abuse is destroying you. Getting off the sauce might not solve all of your problems, but it would be one hell of a major improvement.



Isn't Sarah the person Styx calls his "sister?" I wonder if she is still married. Open relationship? Hiding the fact that they are still fucking by calling her his "sister."

Wait, the mother of Tarl's "niece" that @Laylithe accused Tarl of sleeping in the same bed with?

 

[Godmode]

Isn't Sarah the person Styx calls his "sister?" I wonder if she is still married. Open relationship? Hiding the fact that they are still fucking by calling her his "sister."

Well I wouldn't put it past Tarl the pussy-hound to fuck up yet another marriage. He must be getting lazy, recycling old cum dumpsters rather than treating new fangirls to an all expenses paid fuck trip to castle Warwick in Rutland. Maybe there just aren't anymore fangirls.