Why do these people assume anyone answers the phone anymore when an unknown number is involved? Also, I love the phrase "you fat fucking Korean," along with "tell him he's getting deported."
Black bitch, Jew bitch, fat fucking Korean -- I'm starting to think there may be a lack of racial sensitivity in The Bodega. Particularly rich coming from three exemplars of white excellence: a wigger from Arizona, a transracial potato, and a Nigerian Paki.
"I'm sure she has a device on her at all times" -- is Alex talking about a smart phone?
"My number... I called you with it three times just now."
Shocked that people don't answer the phone, don't understand the power of the smart phone, can't remember to turn off the turn signal -- obviously, the doxes are wrong. These people are in their 70s. If anything, it makes Tragic's bowel issues (and willingness to talk about his bowel issues) make more sense.
It's clear to me now. If one wants to ruin The Bodega, there's no need to go IRL. Just send them a courteous, mostly grammatical email letting them know you're having trouble delivering their Amazon package and need to confirm their mailing address and credit card info.
DON'T include the phrases "revert to me" or "please to do the needful" -- AK will see right through you!