DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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From what I can recall DSP getting sick/having invented drama always sort of lined up with some sort of brewing controversy. It's not certain that's the case here but worth thinking about.
 
He went for option B) Stick to his story and double-down on it using mental gymnastics, still claiming that he somehow won.

The proof? "Just trust me, bro."

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"They tried to cope so hard"

I'd like to know if Phil knows the definition(not the internet's definition)of "cope", I mean, he is an armchair expert, after all.
 
After listening to an hour of today's "podcast", jesus fucking christ how can someone actually watch this every single day?
He's fucking all over the place whenever he rants. He basically hates everything, everything sucks, everything needs to change but also when people do something new it doesn't work and they need to stick to what works. Also, if you buy popular games you're a fucking moron but also says he's playing BO6 today.

It's impossible for this retard to go 5 minutes without being hypocritical or just saying something incredibly retarded. I can see why /v/ still loves Phil, he is that fucking angsty contrarian who hates everything and misses 7th gen gaming, except he's 20 years older than your average /v/ermin.

Jfc he’s crying over hogwarts and saying it’s got looked down because of “woke”. It got looked down on because it was boring. Who over the age of 15 wants to play a Harry Potter game? Unless you’re special needs. Can’t believe he went on a 30 min rant on a Harry Potter game that people forgot about.
Even the people I know who are super autistic into Harry Potter and vydia just thought "yeah it's fine" and left it at that because that's what the game was, just ok. It's similar to Stellar Blade, it's an ok game, but absolutely nothing about it stands out beyond its presentation which doesn't really add to it. Also, I remember Phil bitching a lot about that gameplay aswell.

I love how he made it seem like he got the closed beta key because he's this Elder Statesman of Gaming and Miyazaki just can't wait to hear his feedback and implement an instant win button... but then you remember that they sent out 100k beta keys
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He also said he had to try several e-mails until he got a key.
 
I love how he made it seem like he got the closed beta key because he's this Elder Statesman of Gaming and Miyazaki just can't wait to hear his feedback and implement an instant win button... but then you remember that they sent out 100k beta keys :story:
Allegedly the developers at Capcom go over Phil's SF 6 footage when they want to have a laugh. So maybe the developers of FromSoftware think "Let's invite this retard who manages to beat our games. If we use him as a sort of gauge we might get the right track. Also we need something humorous once in a while"
 
He's fucking all over the place whenever he rants. He basically hates everything, everything sucks, everything needs to change but also when people do something new it doesn't work and they need to stick to what works. Also, if you buy popular games you're a fucking moron but also says he's playing BO6 today.
The "moulth-drooling" detractor mind cannot comprehend the meaningful and curated-style DSP brain

After listening to an hour of today's "podcast", jesus fucking christ how can someone actually watch this every single day?

 
Jfc he’s crying over hogwarts and saying it’s got looked down because of “woke”. It got looked down on because it was boring. Who over the age of 15 wants to play a Harry Potter game? Unless you’re special needs. Can’t believe he went on a 30 min rant on a Harry Potter game that people forgot about.
Im not sure how he repeats the same thing twelve times and you misunderstand it. He said that about Dragon Age. Hogwarts was the best selling game in last years chart. Which proved something? I dunno the man was losing his shit.

Also as I am typing this we got ourselves a potential wage quit booooys.
 
Im not sure how he repeats the same thing twelve times and you misunderstand it. He said that about Dragon Age. Hogwarts was the best selling game in last years chart. Which proved something? I dunno the man was losing his shit.

Also as I am typing this we got ourselves a potential wage quit booooys.
He said it got snuffed out for “woke” shit and “anti trans” shit. It died out. People forgot about after a few months. Phil was just screaming “WOKE!!!!!” He’s an old man who can’t keep up with the time. Nobody gave a shit about hogwarts by the end of the year.
 
Jfc he’s crying over hogwarts and saying it’s got looked down because of “woke”. It got looked down on because it was boring. Who over the age of 15 wants to play a Harry Potter game? Unless you’re special needs. Can’t believe he went on a 30 min rant on a Harry Potter game that people forgot about.
i might have just brought it for a tenner, can't wait to embrace my inner dent!
 
It's hilarious how Phil would rather ignore all the drama/mayhem (he caused) which is completely derailing both of his stream chats. Also funny how he's trying to stretch out the stupid asian candy instead of just doing it all at once. Kinda hard to run a successful business when all the advice you take is from people who are trolling you. Someone tips him "You gotta try new things, sometimes it doesn't work." and he immediately wants to start eating fast food as if that was what the advice was about.
 
Also funny how he's trying to stretch out the stupid asian candy instead of just doing it all at once. Kinda hard to run a successful business when all the advice you take is from people who are trolling you. Someone tips him "You gotta try new things, sometimes it doesn't work." and he immediately wants to start eating fast food as if that was what the advice was about.
"welp I guess no one wants to see me eat this japanese treat, back to fast food." Completely ignoring that the only reason he hit his last 30 goals was because of one single person.
 
"welp I guess no one wants to see me eat this japanese treat, back to fast food." Completely ignoring that the only reason he hit his last 30 goals was because of one single person.
Tbh I’m surprised one of his weeb dents wouldn’t donate for that shit. God, those boxes are rip offs. Companies buy cheap old jap shit and sell it to Americans for a high mark up. The box is 24 bucks but the old junk food isn’t worth anything around that.
 
Can anyone explain this clip to me?
What is he complaining about? Is it that casuals, niggers, and nigger cattle buy the same shit every year? Is it that the best games sell well? Is it that he doesn't play rpgs cause they sells bad, so he should be playing these sports games?
 
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