Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Thought I'd post this here for the sake of completion. Here's a screenshot of Colton's @Glowie PA request thread that was deleted and got him permabanned. Credit to @Rozzy for the screenshot, I thought this thing was gone for good.

Spoiler: Colton's Glowie Thread

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

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Loneliness, delusions and crippling mental illness?

It is always crippling with those kinds of people isnt it?

 

[Glowie]

Thought I'd post this here for the sake of completion. Here's a screenshot of Colton's @Glowie PA request thread that was deleted and got him permabanned. Credit to @Rozzy for the screenshot, I thought this thing was gone for good.

Spoiler: Colton's Glowie Thread

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I was hibernating when Colton made this fantastic PA thread, glad to see I got my lolcow thread after all these years.

Makes my glowing heart more radioactive.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Thought I'd post this here for the sake of completion. Here's a screenshot of Colton's @Glowie PA request thread that was deleted and got him permabanned. Credit to @Rozzy for the screenshot, I thought this thing was gone for good.

Spoiler: Colton's Glowie Thread

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Proverbs 26:11

 

[Xev]

Did we ever find the mugshot:

At 9:35 p.m. April 15: At 399 Young St., Colton Marshall Lochmann, 20, of Woodburn, was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon

Other random funny and easily google-able Coltroonisms

Colton getting dead named? Dead faced? By classmates.com

https://www.classmates.com/people/Amanda-Lochmann/4000172728598

Found by clicking on whatever this is

https://kolektiva.social/@BetaCuck4Lyfe/110227585120563682

Possibly Colton lamenting the death of his childhood bus driver in her obituary comments

https://www.simoncornwellfuneral.com/m/obituaries/patricia-picchi/Memories

And fuck no faggots I'm not archiving shit. You get my lazy tard links and will love them

 

[LabourRace]

Did we ever find the mugshot:

At 9:35 p.m. April 15: At 399 Young St., Colton Marshall Lochmann, 20, of Woodburn, was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon

Have you looked at the OP?

 

[Xev]

Have you looked at the OP?

I'm clearly a retard

 

[Troonos]

A lil birdy told me @Schizoid Wife wife is someone named danie
and @Axiom the Fucker the fucker is someone named shelby

Oh, oh, now do me!

 

[PositiveMonk]

I'd like to think Colton is very conflicted by the Trump administration. On one hand, ICE is rounding up all the spics he hates, on the other, Colton is now legally a man.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'd like to think Colton is very conflicted by the Trump administration. On one hand, ICE is rounding up all the spics he hates, on the other, Colton is now legally a man.

He really is a big ol’ ball of discrepancies, isn’t he?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He really is a big ol’ ball of discrepancies, isn’t he?

To be fair, Colton voting for Trump, who legally declared Colton a man, wouldn't be the first time Colton has owned himself, nor will it be the last.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I'd like to think Colton is very conflicted by the Trump administration. On one hand, ICE is rounding up all the spics he hates, on the other, Colton is now legally a man.

The tranny screeches in confusion, his conflicting emotions causing him great turmoil.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'd like to think Colton is very conflicted by the Trump administration. On one hand, ICE is rounding up all the spics he hates, on the other, Colton is now legally a man.

I almost wish colton was around again so he could sperg about "not a man" again, especially since his hero trump declared he legally is. I imagine he would be much more salty

It would undoubtedly be spam of sperging BS like he did for a while building multiple pages of tantrums, but I still wish I could see it. That said, I know the moderators wouldn't unban him, since hes proven himself a grade A tard.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He's probably whining about it on Twitter along with how he still can't get a goth gf.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

COLTON IS NOT A MAN! He's a dickless man

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He's probably whining about it on Twitter along with how he still can't get a goth gf.

Fact check: (Mostly) True!

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Hahahahaha!

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[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fact check: (Mostly) True!
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It's comical how predictable he is. So what's going to happen when his documents aren't recognized like Liz Dong Gone? Also, since he's lurking, hi Colton! Miss ya buddy!

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I wonder why your thread is in Internet Tough Guys if you aren't a guy, Colton?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

COLTON IS NOT A MAN! He's a dickless man

 

[A.P. Hill]

I'd like to think Colton is very conflicted by the Trump administration. On one hand, ICE is rounding up all the spics he hates, on the other, Colton is now legally a man.

Nobody accused him of being intelligent.