Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,927 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,270
The dangers of bragging too much on the internet.
It started with small things.
"I was totally the man at Blizzard"
and escalates too
"I am hot shit supa hacker who can hack everyone's Gibson".
It came to me today who Mald reminded me of.
You may also know his shit tv show where he is an autistic supa genius solving crimes that escalate to stupid proportions.
This guy has the same vibe and energy as Mald.
Another fake it till you make it fraud, with over 9000 awards and secret handshakes at DEFCON
He also claims to be supa genius 2000000IQ hacker, who got called in to help Chernobyl and glowie level Ops.
It is quite easy to stretch your truth about your skills and accomplishments in the tech sector. As you can overwhelm normies with tech lingo.
 
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BLTAnnihilator said:
I can find only 2 websites that point to his location being in either the Netherlands or the UK in London which the latter is where his twitter says he lives.
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So, his super lawyer... Isn't even based in the US?
Tyler Interceptor said:
Guaranteed a weekly segment on Null's stream
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More updates than his game at this point.

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This guy is a JOKE

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I am tickled with glee.

Tyler Interceptor said:
Mald's 'lawyer' couldn't hack it in a British law firm, left after a month and started working at Citizens Advice (where the advice given is from them looking it up on a computer not from actually knowing their shit). He quit to become a full time twitch mod and if this retard is taking legal advice from him then the inevitable fallout will be a goldmine.

Let me reiterate, all things aside, he's British. He knows even less about US law than he does about UK law.
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Crackets or a British Lawyer Dropout? Who gives worse US legal advice?

With regards to his voice use.
Jason tries to paint himself as an authoritative public figure on youtube, twitch, and everywhere else with game development and other bullshit.
I think that would play into building up an attempt at a public persona.
I'd imagine there's enough legal law off south park alone and parody practices his lawyer could cite several pages of cases as examples of why the case should be immediately thrown out.

Honestly it'd be funny to see this go to court. Call Jason to the stand and make him speak into the microphone at a distance to confirm if it is his voice or not.
 
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Honestly it'd be funny to see this go to court. Call Jason to the stand and make him speak into the microphone at a distance to confirm if it is his voice or not.
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Dream more princess, more likely he sending a legal representative on his behalf if this thing ever goes to court, to much PR dmg on his l33t hacker persona if he has to show up in person... But who knows this is really depending on maldy financial situation, worst case we going to see a "Slut strip" on his stream "for legal fees $524/$10,000"
 
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Dream more princess, more likely he sending a legal representative on his behalf if this thing ever goes to court, to much PR dmg on his l33t hacker persona if he has to show up in person... But who knows this is really depending on maldy financial situation, worst case we going to see a "Slut strip" on his stream "for legal fees $524/$10,000"
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I'd pay to see him show up in his cheap, ill-fitting suit and red tie combo
 
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Is there anyway I can drop a link here without ol Maldy seeing it? I've been working on something.

Also I was an hour late to opening my Chat archiving app. So the first hour will be missing. I really need to set up my shitty dell inspiron so that I can leave the chat app running and this stops happening.
 
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just Reading a post said:
The dangers of bragging too much on the internet.
It started with small things.
"I was totally the man at Blizzard"
and escalates too
"I am hot shit supa hacker who can hack everyone's Gibson".
It came to me today who Mald reminded me of.
You may also know his shit tv show where he is an autistic supa genius solving crimes that escalate to stupid proportions.
This guy has the same vibe and energy as Mald.
Another fake it till you make it fraud, with over 9000 awards and secret handshakes at DEFCON
He also claims to be supa genius 2000000IQ hacker, who got called in to help Chernobyl and glowie level Ops.
It is quite easy to stretch your truth about your skills and accomplishments in the tech sector. As you can overwhelm normies with tech lingo.
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Oh man that TV show is super cringe.
 
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Just never name your kid Jason, you could give him the best upbringing and head start possibly but if you name him Jason he's fucked. Just leave the name for the argonaut, costanza and the deformed teen murder.
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It came to me today who Mald reminded me of.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_O'Brien
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His trajectory also reminds me of famed bullshitter and lard ass Steven Seagal who when he was believed was beloved and unquestionable but as soon as a few cracks in the facade appeared it instantly shattered and everyone saw him as the complete retard larper that he was.
 
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Maldy's father has twitch channel, and streams. Yearjoy on Twitch.
What's interesting he also works on GameMaker project. However he actually works on them live, and he only started with GMS recently.
Here he goes about how to setup project and what he was up to.

Would be funny if he actually managed to deliver something before Thor. :story:
 
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HansKlokBier said:
He goes on a long winded rant about No Man's Sky and that it's buggy as hell when it released

I've said: Just like ur game... 🤣
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It's truly telling how he can say "They released an unfinished game and I fealt mislead" and when pointed out that his game is the same (actually worse tbh) he flips out.

Jason did a kickstarter and promised a release date years ago only to move it further into the future every time it gets close. Added to that he plays 12+ WoW a day and and never works on his game.
Hello Games had many misfortunes and Sony breathing down their neck and they didn't do a kickstarter, they never did an actual early access and they work on the game even now when most sales have been made.

It's true his game is not like NMS. His game is worse on every front. Also the simple fact that he can't even at least extract the positives (e.g. being a hard worker) from a comment like that shows just how frail his ego is.

At this point I think, that the day he admits any wrong is the day he hangs himself.
 
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HansKlokBier said:
Maldy get's insanely triggered by my comment and bans me... (:_(

He goes on a long winded rant about No Man's Sky and that it's buggy as hell when it released

I've said: Just like ur game... 🤣


Maldy compares LSF to Koney2012

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Maldy is just projecting here. NMS had many hurdles in development and admittedly scammed the audience on release, however the sheer effort, blood, sweat and tears that went into fixing it is genuinely inspiring. You can see that the devs are competent and hardworking and Sean Murray (game director) has proven himself to be humble and good-natured. Meanwhile this lazy, sad sack of shit unable to finish his shitty Undertale copy in over 8 years HAS THE GALL to say that he needs to see a pattern of behavior while he wastes 12+ hours a day streaming.
Also, funny to see him giving reddit all the credit, wonder why he doesn't want people to visit his thread on Farms? :)
 
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5 hours in and under 9k
he used to stream to 23k on average
 
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regarding nepopapa i hgave a standing theory that joeyray is cool cos that's the name of the bar in starcraft that tychus goes and overral pretty cool dude, im pretty sure he is in fact the guy from the wow episode

and his son is a spergy lil shitspawn he put in his company to then misapropriate work, lie on the internet and suck at videogames and videogame development so now he go live in shame for his perceived failure as a dad when in fact his son was just captured by the pedo furries of second life

tragic really
 
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