Be honest, do y'all (or have you) considered me a "fed?"
I consider you to be a quality poster who has achieved significant personal growth, has an impeccable taste in movies, a minorly questionable taste in women, and is afflicted with revitiligo.
I literally put the trash can next to the shower so she'll throw her hair in there. I'm so tired of buying drain-o bros.
I told everyone at my New Year's party no matter what you do, do not throw up in the bathroom sink. You can throw up literally anywhere else in the bathroom, even on the floor . But do not throw up in the sink, it will get clogged and take me the better part of several hours to unfuck because of how old my plumbing is.
What is my friend's wife do? She throws up in the goddamn sink, completely clogged it, and somehow managed to knock the connection for the hot water loose. I ended up with a leak under the sink that was putting out a liter of water every 6 hours for several days until I was able to fix it.
Protips for clogged drains:
don't use an air compressor to try to move a deep clog, it can be too much on the pipes and cause you serious issues. Instead use a Shop-Vac. It doesn't generate nearly as much pressure and you can alternate between the vacuum and blow to get everything moving.
In addition to using Drano, I highly recommend filling an electric kettle with boiling water and pouring that down the drain as well. The heat will help loosen up whatever blockage you're having, allowing the Drano to do its job more efficiently.
