DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Factual OST Aficionado]

How can anyone say that Mr. (Mister) Philip Paul Burnell isnt meaningful and important to the universal ecosystem when hes just been chosen to represent gamers of Earth in the awaited and curious Elden Ring's Nighreign standalone expansion/game? MOUDDROOLAHS

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Is Phil nodding in approval while PPP calls Khet "fat" a no-sell in wrestling terms?

Clever thought, but I think this would be more specifically like if he took a Rikishi "Stink Face" and looked like he enjoyed it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

How brave of you, Phil. Of course, it means nothing when you bent over to get reamed by Jabba about your wife, and you sat there like the spineless worm you are and took it. And Triple Bypass didnt even bother with a reacharound.
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i wonder what the split actually is if he's being so autistic about not counting it toward the goal. also at this rate he's gonna child a stalker by the end of 2025. DarkSydePatrick is coming.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Can't even watch TIHYDP anymore. He can't just be shit at video games he has to be shit while begging for more money. It's all about money and nothing else anymore. Might as well just sit there let a video play and beg every 15 second.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Dsp with a ️ card thingy would be the most insufferable.

"Hey guys remember that im now handicapped, so if you could donate..."

On top of that i can see him being the annoying cunt that wants to cut in line or makes himself to be the most disabled just to get shit.

 

[PieceofShet]

Can't even watch TIHYDP anymore. He can't just be shit at video games he has to be shit while begging for more money. It's all about money and nothing else anymore. Might as well just sit there let a video play and beg every 15 second.

Did you see the BG3 from jamieking? Thats a pretty good one! It is focusing on the gameplay and not the begging and drama.

But yea, 90% of them is bad in this modern era.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Might as well just sit there let a video play and beg every 15 second.

Idk which is scarier, him actually doing it being in the realm of possibility ? Or the fact the dents would definitely keep giving him money if he did that ?

 

[Coke Zero]

Hey ppp if you're taking our suggestions for questions again, I have another one I was hoping you could run by phil. This one is about wwe champions so I get it if you don't want to keep going back to the wwe champions thing but my question would be- during the time phil was admittedly spending the most money on mobile games, he was also frequently doing emergency streams to raise money for his bills. Were the "save the house" streams actually for wwe champions money? If not why was he spending so much money on mobile games at the same time he was struggling to pay his mortgage, utilities, taxes, etc?

Phil has never really cleared up why he was feigning financial distress so hard while whaling out in mobile games at the same time.

Edit- I would also ask if he feels bad about misleading his fans about why he wanted their money.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

No because you are retarded oh such rapier like wit so follow up question 1. the person probably isn't but if they were how is that relevant? and 2. retardation is merely being slow it doesn't mean incapable of critical thinking so again how is that relevant?
That aside I'd love for Hoggish Greedly (PPP that's what I call him Hoggish Greedly cause he looks like the villain of the same name from Captain Planet) to ask if Khet ate both hers and half of Phil's large sized in the dipped waffle bowl new food type ice cream cause we all know she did.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Keep digging that hole, Phil. I want to see you handwave this away when you try and have one of your “professional“ interviews again, and shit like this gets brought up.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Keep digging that hole, Phil. I want to see you handwave this away when you try and have one of your “professional“ interviews again, and shit like this gets brought up.
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He'll take the complete opposite stance if challenged on this by a youtuber/streamer more popular than him. He's a coward.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

This probably is his plan, get on disability and wait for his parents to croak and cruise the last few decades of his life. What a way to live, just like Ray from the trailer park boys. He's got it down pat, even to the living in a dump and being an alcoholic.

Do you think when DSP doesn't get a hogan on his last pull he says that's the way she goes?

hahahah

he did it anyway, what a dickhead.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Hogwarts was the best selling game in last years chart. Which proved something?

Please stop playing dumb and pretending like you don't know why Hogwarts was the best selling game. That shit got spite bought into the stratosphere because of the troon meltdowns.

 

[Nate Dingus]

If the well starts running dry again, I'm predicting that Phil will start wearing a wrist brace and faking an RSI / carpal tunnel injury. It allows for a new vein of sympathy begging, while being hard to disprove. Unlike his back and debts, which have been dissected endlessly

He's mentioned carpal tunnel before as an excuse for being bad at video games. But as we've seen with his recent "allergies", he loves to act the martyr on stream.

Plus Phil already has the personality, style and tits of an old office bitch who fakes disabilities.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP unbanned the word Kat in kick chat. What a coincidence with PPP (Thats how he calls him, triple P) calling her fat.

 

[dent_whisperer]

If the well starts running dry again, I'm predicting that Phil will start wearing a wrist brace and faking an RSI / carpal tunnel injury. It allows for a new vein of sympathy begging, while being hard to disprove. Unlike his back and debts, which have been dissected endlessly

He's mentioned carpal tunnel before as an excuse for being bad at video games. But as we've seen with his recent "allergies", he loves to act the martyr on stream.

Plus Phil already has the personality, style and tits of an old office bitch who fakes disabilities.

This is Phil we are talking about. That nigger isn't going to buy a wrist brace and will just say he's powering through the "pain" to deliver a quality experience for the dents.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Love it how he calls people retarded, but gets upset if you call his dents disabled lol

Dude he cries when people make fun of him snorting and says it's like a disability.

 

[Culex]

That aside I'd love for Hoggish Greedly (PPP that's what I call him Hoggish Greedly cause he looks like the villain of the same name from Captain Planet) to ask if Khet ate both hers and half of Phil's large sized in the dipped waffle bowl new food type ice cream cause we all know she did.

This whole time, I thought Phil was Hoggish Greedly.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This whole time, I thought Phil was Hoggish Greedly.

Phil is Hoggish Greedly in the conceptual sense PPP is Hoggish Greedly in the sense he's a literal fat fuck hedonist.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Plus Phil already has the personality, style and tits of an old office bitch who fakes disabilities.

I can't wait for the fybromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome arcs.