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[Sean Andalou]

Take that! MAGA scum.


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If he's fired we may hear of it in the "mainstream" media, but he can't be fired if he doesn't really work there.
For the things that never happened file?

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Seems to be the consensus, but I'm not reading all 66 comments.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Why would you need to 'kill off' your previous self when said previous self was supposedly every bit the tranny you are now, just in an un-mutilated body? Why do you even have a 'previous self'? How is the person you are today in any way extrinsic to who you were yesterday?

Borderline personality disorder

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Seems to be the consensus, but I'm not reading all 66 comments.

Truly shocking to discover that troons are retards who don't know how to correctly use the different forms of words. Three errors on one page, from three different posters.

Also if my Amazon order came with a scribbled tear-stained note that said "A twanny packed this", it would give me the biggest fucking laugh and I might even frame it and put it on my mantelpiece. Trannies lose even when they think they're winning.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

By saying shit like this, how are they not directly and unambiguously admitting that being a tranny isn't an essential part of someone's nature and is instead something they decide upon/get groomed into later?

Because just saying you were bullied for being a fag in high school is lame and sooo last decade. Also: people would now understand that, since views on that have shifted a little bit - but it's typical for abuse victims to actively relive and reenact abuse. That's what's happening. They are othering themselves for that purpose.
Throw moid sexuality into that mix and you got a humiliation fetish that doesn't even stop at self mutilation.

Menaces to society, the bunch of 'em.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Trannies lose even when they think they're winning.

Indeed.
There is no way ideological self-castration can be turned into a win.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

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Truly shocking to discover that troons are retards who don't know how to correctly use the different forms of words. Three errors on one page, from three different posters.

Also if my Amazon order came with a sribbled tear-stained note that said "A twanny packed this", it would give me the biggest fucking laugh and I might even frame it on my mantelpiece. Trannies lose even when they think they're winning.

So some maga lover gets confirmation, that trannys are overworked and underpaid serfs for the capitalism they hate. Doesnt seem like a win to me.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Gigi Gorgeous & Eden the Doll were twinky gay pretty boys that made them pass easier than most other TIM's. Gigi might look more rough these days (check out his appearance in Dylans "Days of Girlhood" video, you can tell that's he's a transwoman instantly now) but i remember how he didnt appear as clockable at a point.

I actually remember that gigi-boy's face and have it filed under "makeup youtuber fag of the early days": After googling, it looks like he did pass worse with every face surgery. Pretty grating to see someone like that doing this to himself - I'm not sure about the timeline, but it looks as if he started doing all that shit when he was still au naturel at crossdressing - so, it's extra retarded body dysmorphic. You rarely see troons fucking themselves up further away from their starting point... usually it's just a zero sum game to that regard: They do look less like men, because they just look less human with every step, but this one is certified sadge.

Wouldn't even say blaire looked unattractive, tbh. Just very average and def. unbecoming to that emo boi style.
If I am to level with you, since I think I have a vague idea where you are coming from with that post:
K- and J-fashion (the k-pop scourge), which still has headroom for guys like blaire, just came too late for those millenials.
I always thought emo is too feminine for boys. EMO caused millenial trannies, change my mind.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

EMO caused millenial trannies, change my mind.

Funnily enough I was thinking the other day that Emo's just seemed to disappear shortly before troons arrived

 

[caonima]

WPATH member admits that detrans rates are much higher than they said previously, up to 30%! This is a big change in tune from the 1% they previously claimed, now think how high the real number is.

 

[Magic Pickle]

G on T violence: a pooner longs for her mean, weird gay uncle to support her as a LARPer despite the fact that he sounds like a lowkey weirdo.
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Transphobic gay uncle​

I picked a flare because I have to and don’t care if ppl leave their thoughts, it’s just things that happened over a year ago so advice doesn’t pertain here.
I have a cis gay uncle. Growing up he was the only gay person in his family and his mother being very homophobic put him through a lot so I think when he finally grew into his own and found confidence he really prided himself in his queerness and felt like “thee” family member that was knowledgeable and breaking boundaries. This makes sense to me in the context of our family but he’s never been as aware as he thinks he is. (For example, He was biphobic into his early twenties and only challenged that thought when he learned I was bi.) When I was little he was my idol and him moving far away was hard on me. When he would visit he’d barely pay any attention to me and I felt non existent to him. We didn’t have any relationship by the time I started living as my self but had each other on social media. We chatted a few times randomly over the phone and it was okay but eventually he began replying to lots of things I would post about trans people. One post was just about how sex and gender go beyond what we see on the outside when people are born and the scientific reality around trans people. His response was something along the lines of how people’s brains still naturally perceive if someone is male or female and other things I just don’t remember anymore. I didn’t reply. In later conversation I was seeking insight on signs gay men are interested in me as I had a crush on someone and was getting confused by the signals. I had shown him a picture of the guy. He told me gay men won’t like me, only bi men will and that the guy was a hottie and I should send him his way so he could show him a real good time ?????? Like what. In what world is that an appropriate response, especially as an older family member. I stopped speaking to him after this. He reached out sometime later saying he felt he’d tried with me and that it was his last attempt. I told him I didn’t trust him and that he’d been transphobic. He claimed to understand but I never got all those things off my chest to him about how much they bothered me and he still never proved himself trustworthy. He’s visited my family since all this and he pays no attention to me, is catty and drunk, and when I tried to hand him something he shrunk back and maid a noise of disgust. He came again once more after that and I didn’t interact. I guess I’m writing about this because I often still want to call him out on all those individual things and truthfully I want him to be sorry. He went from being my favorite person as a child to someone I harbor a lot of anger toward. I will not be messaging him to bring any of this up. He’s going to visit again in the summer potentially and if he tries to talk to me I might finally be in a place where I can calmly relay some of this but I believe in his head he things he already apologized and this is past us and we just don’t vibe. I really wish he could have just stayed my cool gay uncle and been kind to me and helped cheer me on as I grow into the man that I am. These days I don’t really tell anyone I am bi since I have learned I am only romantically interested in other men. I just want gay “elders” in my life ):

A tranny is trying to pressure the biologically male idiot who is courting him to accept not having children he shares genetics with.
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Need Advice - Guy I'm dating wants biological kids​

Hey all
I'm 27/stealth and I'm in literally the healthiest relationship of my life with a 30 cis M. We've dated for about a month, and its progressed very slow burn because we want to prioritize communication and honesty before getting too addicted to each other - tbh that's actually done wonders for my mental health. He's vert old fashioned, romantic, and empathetic, so hes by far the kindest man ive ever met. Because hes so traditional though, hes never dated a trans person (he saw himself as straight, not bi) and the possibility of dating a transwoman was just simply smth that never occurred to him until now. Strangely hes even okay with the fact that I'm non op - we have good sexual chemistry, hes actually into my genitals but not in a creepy chaser way if you get me. Best thing abt him is that we want the same thing - were getting to 30 so fast so our goals in dating are to settle down w a traditional family etc.
One day we meet up and he's wicked depressed. I ask him whats wrong and he tells me something to the effect of "I envisioned a life with a wife a dog and 2 kids for my entire life. when I close my eyes and I see my wife i see you there. and when I see the kid I see a little me. but then i think about where the kid came from, and I know thats not really ours" and he cries so hard at that.
He sees kids as the love between two people made manifest, as the height of a lifetime partnership. and because he loves me so much, hes worried hes going to be trapped in a relationship thats so nice but its just missing the one thing and thats a true biological child.
We talked about surrgoacy (i'm big on adoption but like...for him I'd want anything to work) and I told him id no longer be sterile if I just went off hrt a little - so we could combine our genes that way. He doesnt think thats the same - even if the child looked like us. God, he's so stuck in what he thought his ideal life would be that he's worried hell throw ME away one day. that thought sickens him because he loves me and doesnt want to lose control of himself bcz of an insecurity he has.
Does anyone have any advice or similar stories?

Sometimes our best friends are our harshest critics.
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Came out to my best friend… ouch​

Last night I was feeling on top of the world. I am starting to come out to a lot of people, and have been getting a lot of positive responses. So I felt empowered to start to come out to my childhood best friend, we’ve been friends for 30 years.
Well he immediately said how I’m sick, and need therapy (I’m in therapy).
it better be an anti trans [not the word he used] therapist, so I’m not forced into thinking I’m trans.(no I came out to the therapist)
well your not chopping it off right you will regret that. (No, I actually have extreme discomfort with that area of my body and in 37 years have never felt good about touching it)
Well you should tell your parents about this (no they are even more idiotic than you with this. And I haven’t talked to them in 2 years for even more reasons than that)
Grrrr. I was really hoping he would be somewhat supportive.

 

[There She Glows]

A tranny is trying to pressure the biologically male idiot who is courting him to accept not having children he shares genetics with.

I told him id no longer be sterile if I just went off hrt a little - so we could combine our genes that way.

Wtf is he talking about?

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

WPATH member admits that detrans rates are much higher than they said previously, up to 30%! This is a big change in tune from the 1% they previously claimed, now think how high the real number is.

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I call on wpath leadership to develop detrans psychological and medical treatment protocols.

Translation:

I call on wpath to grift more money off suffering adolescents.

So, it's really face off now, it all ever just was the old playbook:
Spread the disease, sell the antidote.
No acknowledgement that this was the outcome every critic expected and thus just disproves everything they told us.
You'd think that the horror would stop, now that they had their unfettered nazi field experiment with actual numbers showing it's failure, but no, to them it's just another tangent off which they want to grift moar .

 

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"Troons on Bluesky slowly realizing that nobody cares" has become one of my favorite genres of L posting:

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The silence from so many cis people in my life, especially cishet people in particular, has been deafening. No check-ins. No sympathy. Just indifference because the conversation is uncomfortable. I won't forget this if I'm honest. Not ever.

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Read this and immediately thought "So we have no allies in our country's armed forces" I haven't gone one day this week without feeling fear, rage, sorrow, numbness, or terror completely overtake me. I woke up today unable to feel present in my own body. Someone please tell me what I can do to help.

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Surreal being a trans person on this website this week. Every single one of my trans friends is making emergency preparations in case Trump bans our health care while fighting off existential dread and depression, and 99% of the cis people i follow seemingly have nothing to say about the trans EOs.

Literally only talking about being deported. I feel like I'm days away from police coming after us and no one seems to care.

Elena there at the end has to be my favorite. How DARE people concentrate on deportations when there are crossdressing white men who have had their feelings hurt?!

Meanwhile women’s healthcare actually IS being outlawed and restricted and they don’t care… because they aren’t women.

 

[Procrastinhater]

WPATH member admits that detrans rates are much higher than they said previously, up to 30%! This is a big change in tune from the 1% they previously claimed, now think how high the real number is.

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Fanatical Eunich Fetishist group sees writing on the wall and knows the Day of the Troon is numbered, and it starting to float the idea that if they're going to survive to continue to grift they need to move onto the market of broken, mutilated detransitioners that their sick fucking policies created in the first place to continue to grift off.

Who didn't see this coming.

Sorry, you sick grooming fuck, but you aren't just going to be able to wash your hands of the atrocity you helped create and move on, you're going to be held to account for your bullshit. You don't just get to forget and move onto stage 2 of your grift.
Theres a reckoning coming. Pick out a nice place on the wall while you have the chance, because its gonna get fucking crowded.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

TIM denies his child medical care because the doctor "misgendered" him.
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Just an incredibly feminine writing style here.

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It definitely boggles the mind that they are claiming this is unpopular among voters. This is WHY people voted for him, this and immigration. Economy is part of it but all you have to do is scroll the comments of any conservative news outlet or really any news outlets covering these two issues on YouTube and you will see conservatives rejoicing. Almost no one is saying “I voted for Trump but…”. It’s been high energy rejoicing for weeks on the MAGA side.

How about this little portion of hyperventilation?
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Spoiler: The whole thing.

edit: I wanna clarify that I didn’t think she was malicious at all, just presumptuous. I should have written the title like “woman went out of her way to *GENDER me … to her dog.” The misgendering was incidental.

I was putting my toddler in her stroller and this woman comes up to us, narrating the scene to her dog. “Oh you see the baby? You wanna say hi?” (I smile but don’t respond to this, because we’re leaving and I am suspicious of all unknown dogs, period.)

She continues: “Oh, baby’s just getting in the stroller. See? That’s ok, that’s just mom helping him.”

I’m used to people seeing me with the stroller and assuming I’m female, but I was clearly dressed to appear masculine, AND she used “he” for my daughter, who was wearing a blue shirt.

it’s been stuck in my craw since and tbh I think it would have irritated me even if I were a cis woman. Like this random person was reassuring her DOG that it was acceptable for me to assist my child.

Gah. Thanks for listening.

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Got that?
Sure the woman with the dog was too damn cutesy-poo by any reasonable standard.
Like the dog was her baby.
A normal woman might laugh about it. Or shrug it off.

But the real horror is this pooner has a kid.
Where's daddy?

These people have 0 self-awareness. Did the lil pooner ask if the dog owner was a woman? If not, how can lil pooner tell it’s a woman?

 

[Ol' Scabby Knees]

Wtf is he talking about?

He seems to think mixing his splodge together with his chaser boyfriend's will somehow create a baby with both their genes. Presumably in a purchased womb. The mind boggles

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I think I'd rather WPATH just fuck off and kill themselves rather than write another pile of made up rubbish.

They have shown they were a untrustworthy bunch of fraudsters and perverts for transitioning and they sure as hell shouldn't be trusted to put right what their butcher followers have done to the mentally disabled.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Troon: Mah Adorno mah Butler mah Derrida...
Shitlord: Just tell me are you a man or are you not.

As the wise old saying goes, “Everyone knows what a horse is.” No doubt all these philosophers could talk the hind leg off a donkey, but it doesn’t change the fact that people will see a man.

Any excuse to grift. Love the attempted manipulation there, with trite appeals to privilege, using guilting phrases like 'what's stopping you' and implying that the very survival of 'black trans women' hinges entirely on gibs (as opposed to them getting a fucking job).

What's stopping me is I work too hard for my money to ever consider putting even a single cent of it towards subsidizing some retard in a dress who's too irresponsible and coom-brained to handle his own affairs like an adult. Quite apart from that though, I want to see you fuckers gone and anything I can do (or not do) to hasten that process will forever be my chosen course of action.

It is funny though that (upon second reading) he seems to be demanding gibs specifically from other trannies, despite the fact that all of them are broke grifters who demand money for merely existing just like him. Good luck with that.

Black activists are the fucking worst. They’ll declare everyone racist with a novella of ten-dollar words and it turns out that the only way to not be racist is to give them all your money. The moment someone uses the word “antiblack,” walk away.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Keep that statement in mind when you see what he looks like post-transition:

Spoiler: Much better

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Wondered what he'd been up to since Men in Black.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

WPATH member admits that detrans rates are much higher than they said previously, up to 30%! This is a big change in tune from the 1% they previously claimed, now think how high the real number is.

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Oof
I guess I know who troons are having for dinner tonight. Chez Reed must be Defcon 2.

I still can't get over the lock down on that site. You'd think people would address this major issue.



The horse's mouth:
If you only knew how moveable a feast really is.