Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,927 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,270
protorua said:
Don't think this was posted here but someone put an example of his nesting hell code on r/progamminghorror with 1700 upvotes and over 300 comments dragging him but it was removed by automod because maldy had it reported five times. His paralegal mods obviously getting paid well for all the silencing.


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I mean this in tandem with
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and also taking in account his past behavior basically confirms he was responsible for taking down Jokerd's video, but he can be all like "Well technically all I did was socially engineer my group of pet retards to report the shit out of it, I didn't DMCA anyone. Hehe *stretches* learn to read dude :)"
 
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kiwirevolving said:
I like how he keeps complaining on stream about Reddit spreading lies about him but at the same time he goes on Reddit to defend himself
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From what I've seen the last stream can be summarized as "Jason complaining about being disliked". More than half the times I've skipped to a segment of the vod he was talking about how "it's been rough recently". And instead of, idunno, taking a few days/weeks off, he continues to fuel the fire and play victim. I love it.


Jason responds to a chatter saying "Hasn't the game been in early access for like 7 years?" in a very unsurprising way.

 
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hand holding faggot said:
Too bad Jason neither trusts nor verifies critical claims if they're headed his way, until eventually giving in and saying something like "we all made mistakes" as it was with the dire maul incident
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Mald is down with "trust but verify" but tries his hardest to make it impossible to do the "verify" step when it comes to his follies. Hmmm...
 
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I was waiting for him to stream, and he changed the date to tomorrow Sunday february 2. 🤣

He is waiting for the heat to die down. He got 4 diff threads on LSF with 3k updoots and more...
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Funny thing about that. Looking in his discord it wasn't even him that announced it like he usually does, but his Ex-Lawyer Janny/Buttbuddy Khronos. Bro's malding so hard he can't even make a "I can't stream today" announcement. :story:
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Black Willow Lurker said:
There fucking *is* a short for every situation. Thanks, Mald.
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If he really wanted to be a life guru wiseman for all the manchildren who still religiously follow him, he should put out shorts explaining how to do your taxes or how to change the oil on your car. But that would require him knowing actually useful life information.
 
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SlyVMan said:
Funny thing about that. Looking in his discord it wasn't even him that announced it like he usually does, but his Ex-Lawyer Janny/Buttbuddy Khronos. Bro's malding so hard he can't even make a "I can't stream today" announcement. :story:
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Someone needs to make another funny drawing for this.

Also there is still no build activity shown in SteamDB for Heartbound.
Today's your deadline Jason!
 
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Gravemind said:
If he really wanted to be a life guru wiseman for all the manchildren who still religiously follow him, he should put out shorts explaining how to do your taxes or how to change the oil on your car. But that would require him knowing actually useful life information.
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"i find it funny that folks would think i would have to know any of that shit. dogshit insane behavior. i am not in the wrong here *stretches* alright dude, good luck"
 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
when the Gnome Files were released, so it's a bit too late now. Don't know if it was worth it, but personally the gnome was the funniest shit (heh) I've seen in a while.
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Imagine if someone were to find that gnome in old streams or pics of him.

Was there any time or content where he had his room, decoration or parts of his house etc on cam?
 
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SlyVMan said:
Funny thing about that. Looking in his discord it wasn't even him that announced it like he usually does, but his Ex-Lawyer Janny/Buttbuddy Khronos. Bro's malding so hard he can't even make a "I can't stream today" announcement. :story:
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MercuryMan said:
Someone needs to make another funny drawing for this.
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Fuck you, I'll draw what I want when I want.
Anyway here's the thing you want.

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SlyVMan said:
Funny thing about that. Looking in his discord it wasn't even him that announced it like he usually does, but his Ex-Lawyer Janny/Buttbuddy Khronos. Bro's malding so hard he can't even make a "I can't stream today" announcement. :story:
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It would be incredibly funny if he just realised he had to put something out for Heartbound today and just scrambled to make something that he could have done had he not been streaming for 12 gorillion hours.

Or that he could have done in the last 8 years.
 
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His dev build turned out to be a weekly hotfix.
He has five acts planned and still has no real roadmap on finishing his third one.
Surely his dissatisfied backers will forget the 56 weeks and multiple controversies it took for him to stop playing vidya and run GM longer than 2 minutes.
Keep up the work, Maldy.
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protorua said:
Don't think this was posted here but someone put an example of his nesting hell code on r/progamminghorror with 1700 upvotes and over 300 comments dragging him but it was removed by automod because maldy had it reported five times. His paralegal mods obviously getting paid well for all the silencing.


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Impressive. He's quickly becoming one of the most fragile cows around.
 
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