🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

  • Total voters
    349
What are the chances that Ralph was guntnapped by the cartel and the guys who don't understand a word of English told him to record a hostage video, and the revenge pornographer went and recorded a video making fun of Morris's sportsball team losing instead?
They would know just by looking at him, that no one cares enough to pony up money for his release.
Imagine waking up after a multi year long booze and Xanax bender and realizing you completely ruined your life. Why stay sober after that? Your marriage is ruined, your chance of any type of real employment is ruined, court cases keep you from going back to your home country like why not drink? What's left to lose?
There is always a deeper pit to be dug. He's done jails and institutions now. Next comes death.
 
He looks like he's made of plastic. What are they doing to him?
Well Ralph was bragging about how cheap Mexican rehab was compared to American. I guess the Mexican one doesn’t bother with that fancy “air conditioning” as a cost cutting measure.
Or he’s still sweating out the dope..
 
He looks like an egg made out of wax.
Shaving his pig hair shaved about 10 years of age from him too, though he still looks hideous and deformed.
It's just the filters- Ralph needs to cover his face and head more, not less. Ralph looks like that potato in the dabbleverse, and that's just like, 2000s CG. (The big difference is the potato gets more views than Ralph.)
 
It's just the filters- Ralph needs to cover his face and head more, not less. Ralph looks like that potato in the dabbleverse, and that's just like, 2000s CG. (The big difference is the potato gets more views than Ralph.)
A potato is also more functional than Ethan. He's less than a vegetable at this point. Low energy, low testosterone, low motivation. He's just a slab of pig lard sitting there to expire.
 
Gunt held hostage day 14

Ozempic...checks out

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