SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[AnOminous]

I would ask you what did you contribute because surely it's better than the slop they have now, but I have the feeling that if you say it they'll remove it.

I didn't because the signup process was too annoying.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

Not related to any ongoing discussion here , but isn't tyring how most contemporary articles are always full of prog tropes?, i usually enjoy listening to the exploring series yt channel but the suspension of disbelief can be broken when you realize that either the organization's main staff are lesbians , most mtfs are led by women or the writers that come from reddit are going overboard

 

[Fig Kommandant]

Not related to any ongoing discussion here

always full of prog tropes

I believe that is one of the main gripes about the current culture on SCP. When this new trend started growing, I remember someone pointing out how retarted it is that an org that regularly engages in various forms of human sacrifice cares to pay gender surgery for employees.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

I remember someone pointing out how retarted it is that an org that regularly engages in various forms of human sacrifice cares to pay gender surgery for employees.

To be more specific, they usually tend to keep things relatively tame on most articles, the place where they went apeshit with DEI and tumblrisms is on the broken masquerade storyline, the same place that gave us this infamous image

 

[The Spoils of War]

To be more specific, they usually tend to keep things relatively tame on most articles, the place where they went apeshit with DEI and tumblrisms is on the broken masquerade storyline, the same place that gave us this infamous image

Didn't the person who made that have an SCP tattoo and a giant sticker on the side of their car reading "SCP FOUNDATION SECURITY" or something? They also had a spergout on the forum about leaving the site due to being addicted or something.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

have an SCP tattoo and a giant sticker on the side of their car reading "SCP FOUNDATION SECURITY" or something?

I just saw this as an opportunity that tumblrites and redditors had to military larp without being considered problematic by their kin, so this kinda checks out

 

[Fig Kommandant]

this infamous image

It was a whole set.

 

[The Spoils of War]

You know what? The Foundation may have been pulling the wool over the public's eyes on an unbelievable scale, and it may violate human rights by forcing prisoners to work with extremely dangerous creatures, but at least it has good health insurance for its employees and recognizes their pronouns.

 

[Fig Kommandant]

it may violate human rights by forcing prisoners to work with extremely dangerous creatures

There is something ironic with trying to protray one of the most deranged organisations as being entirely staffed by sexual deviants.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Didn't the person who made that have an SCP tattoo and a giant sticker on the side of their car reading "SCP FOUNDATION SECURITY" or something?

Cyantreuse was who I was talking about. As well as contributing a lot to the Broken Masquerade canon, she wrote horrible porn like Dr. Bright and had an Etsy store where she sold fine products like these:



This image just sums up the site. Also, she looks like this:



Yes, it's a pooner.

 

[crowabunga]

It was a whole set.

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"Shark Commodity Purchasers" Foundation
"Semen Consuming Persons" Foundation
"Sucks Cock (for) Penis" Foundation
"Some Considered Pedophiles" Foundation
"Shouldn't Create Personas" Foundation
"Supreme Cringe Predisposition" Foundation
"Soyboy Cataloging Project" Foundation

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

There is something ironic with trying to protray one of the most deranged organisations as being entirely staffed by sexual deviants.

Dindn't one of the O-5 was established to be some gay dude from the future?

 

[Valstrax]

Cyantreuse was who I was talking about. As well as contributing a lot to the Broken Masquerade canon, she wrote horrible porn like Dr. Bright and had an Etsy store where she sold fine products like these:

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This image just sums up the site. Also, she looks like this:

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Yes, it's a pooner.

Strap-On, Cry, Pooner.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

Oh hey, I've seen that car in person. Unless some other poor soul out there also has an off-white SCP car. That's crazy.

 

[Space Roman]

I have an idea for a new SCP:

SCP 33 1/3

Class: safe.

Special containment procedures: cannot be contained at this time.

Description: SCP 33 1/3 appears as a normal Wells Fargo check worth 0 (zero) dollars and 0 (zero) cents. The check materializes in an anomalous manner on the last Friday of the month near the work computers of the moderators of the Reddit and 4chan platforms. If it is deposited in an ATM, the machine will simply cash the check without giving any money. If instead it is handed over to a bank employee, the latter will cash it without giving any money and will simply wish the customer a good day and add "you do it for free"

 

[AnOminous]

Not related to any ongoing discussion here , but isn't tyring how most contemporary articles are always full of prog tropes?, i usually enjoy listening to the exploring series yt channel but the suspension of disbelief can be broken when you realize that either the organization's main staff are lesbians , most mtfs are led by women or the writers that come from reddit are going overboard

Only retards listen to retards reading shit that other people wrote. It's in text. Read it yourself.

 

[Don Yagon]

The SCP admins are aware of that and have tried to relaunch the Wiki on a different platform (see Project Migration), but... it's not going to happen. The project has been running for six years now, and almost zero progress has been made - the GitHub is completely dead, and according to the official blog, the project has just barely progressed past "Release Stage 0" (whichto my knowledge contains nothing but support for user pages, and, to quote, "Support for sites, categories, and pages as concepts"). It's stuck in development hell.

Funnily enough, RU branch has been running on their own engine using Project Foundation's markup library ever since Wikidot blocked access from Russia, and it appears to be working just fine with forum, onsite sandbox and whatnot with pretty much no info lost.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

It was a whole set.

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Yeah i rember that people where foremost pissed not only by the sudden takover but also the fact that they had the audacity to directly self insert themselves

 

[Fig Kommandant]

sudden takover

Part of it was the intensity too, they would ban users who were pro-trans but just didn't want to have a huge pride logo changing the aesthetics of the front page.

 

[narusegawa]

never knew soyteens have their own version of the scpwiki

https://soysylum.org/Main_Page