Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[net and yahoo]

>video is low-effort cringe slop
Well, well well. What did I tell you...


Also pretty funny how 30k+ people got the video on their YouTube feed and collectively said "wait, I'm still subscribed to this bum?"

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Hasan Piker is currently hiding out in his underground bunker/lair with 72 virgins until the radiation from this nuclear blast disperses.

 

[Hangula Hungui]

Hasan Piker is currently hiding out in his underground bunker/lair with 72 virgins until the radiation from this nuclear blast disperses.

didn't he move to Japan to escape the consequences of living in a shithole he preached about? (as in, every roach globally)

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

didn't he move to Japan to escape the consequences of living in a shithole he preached about? (as in, every roach globally)

I have no clue, I'm just a shitposting thread tourist.

 

[kiwiburgerplanet]

kiwi farms is the internet and its membership is people on the internet. you should've seen the sweeping in the thread about dr. disrespect getting busted.



absolutely pathetic behavior. ethan says in that very clip that it's stupid to start drama about unfollowing and then proceeds to tantrum for five minutes about being muted. but oh wait he's constantly rolling his eyes, making weird tic-y head and mouth motions and picking at his hideous hair so i guess it's "ironic."

what a disgusting subhuman he seems to be

didn't fatass2988 (aka Boogie) also spaz out on Ethan about the same thing? And ethan was like "Wtf I just mutued you". Two Peas in a pod.

 

[HouseofLeafs]

Man Ethan really looked unhinged. I'd say I was worried he was gonna take his rage out on Hila but honestly, it'd be funny if she ate a knuckle sandwich. You chose to marry him and continue his inferior deranged bloodline, you can deal with his impotent rage every once in a while.

Ethan pulling a John jones would be funny

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

TLDW: When Hassan was cheering on terrorists killing your people, it was a conversation that needed to be had. But when he cheered on terrorists killing mine, it was a problem and I need your help cancelling him

 

[Americunt]

Hasan's a moron but he's right on Israel, broken clock and all that. How, at any point Ethan thought Hasan was a "moderate social democrat", even granting that he "lied to his face" about it, is fucking retarded and says way more about the perceptive ability of the former than the morality of the latter. He even acknowledges he knew about all those clips of Hasan being "edgy" at the start of their friendship/business relationship, so what's even the point being made here? "I dug my head in the sand and now I realize I'm retarded for associating with these people." Congrats I guess?

Really this is just Ethan seething that he didn't read the terms and conditions when signing up to be a left-wing content creator on the internet. Surprise: they're not big fans of Israel or the democrats apologia for them! Sure, Twitch is giving preferential treatment to Hasan and his cabal, but it's because they pull views, and therefore revenue, not because Bezos is some closeted jihadi. More importantly they pull views because people agree with these views, banning or demonitizing them isn't going to make those people go away or shrug their shoulders and become milquetoast blue no matter who dems Ethan, if anything you leading the charge to make that happen is going to push them from being anti-zionist to full on anti-semetic, so good luck with that I guess.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Ethan just now realized he spent the past few years supporting, promoting and covering for someone who unironically wants to see israel burned to the ground and every single jew exterminated from the face of the earth on the sole basis that they both think "oranj man bad".

He really is a midwit.

 

[Americunt]

Ethan just now realized he spent the past few years supporting, promoting and covering for someone who unironically wants to see israel burned to the ground and every single jew exterminated from the face of the earth on the sole basis that they both think "oranj man bad".

He really is a midwit.

The greatest irony is Blumpf is the most pro-Isreal cocksucker, he's really between a rock and a hard place on this one.

 

[Eventide]

Wtf I swear he was, that's wild then this guy's no better than Hasan

No, Ethan just implied he born in Israel to newer/less informed H3 viewers when he was criticizing Hasan post-October 7th. I had watched a few post-October 7th/Leftovers cancelation episodes expecting Ethan to call Hasan slurs in a fit or tourette's syndrome rage, and/or Ethan to renounce his prior liberal views & become based. Instead Ethan was like "Hasan is my close friend, he's still a good friend at least to me, I'm just really disappointed in him right now 'cause me & my family are Israelis". Hence, why Ethan's "content nuke" of Hasan is so fucking dumb, 'cause he spent weeks groveling & simping for Hasan after Hasan was all "Hamas was defending itself, & those settler babies had it coming."

ethan is so fucking twitchy in that video. it can't just be ozempic, he's definitely tweaking on something.

Finally, glad I'm not the only one with noticed this!

I said on this thread all the way back in September, that there's been many recent episodes of the H3 podcast where Ethan has clearly been tweaking on camera/acting like a tweaker.

Like, last August (or early September?) out of nowhere Ethan got all paranoid and randomly accused celebrity gossip youtuber (and good friend of Trisha) Adam McIntyre of trying to seduce his (i.e. Ethan's) elderly mother via text message in order to get a spot on H3 for free publicity/clout. Mind you, Adam McIntyre is A: already Youtube famous (& I'd argue, currently more famous/more liked than Ethan), B: extordinarly gay, & C: was one of the alleged tween victims Miranda Sings groomed/diddled - adding a very fucked up implication to Ethan's accusation (i.e. did Adam flirt with much older Miranda for clout than lied about getting groomed?)

Before the live episode even finished, Adam went on his Youtube channel and showed off the string of texts tweaking Ethan was flipping out about - it turns out, Ethan's mom messaged Adam first, said she was a huge fan of his podcast/hoped to meet him one day when he visits LA. Adam was like, "thanks, sure maybe we can go out to lunch or something"....end of texts. Adam said he was just being friendly and didn't plan to actually meet up with her. Ethan was furious Adam revealed the texts/went live to call Ethan's bluff. Ethan refused to apologize, almost called Adam a faggot on air but got bleeped by the crew who were like "???".

 

[Gorillion others]

Before the live episode even finished, Adam went on his Youtube channel and showed off the string of texts tweaking Ethan was flipping out about - it turns out, Ethan's mom messaged Adam first, said she was a huge fan of his podcast/hoped to meet him one day when he visits LA. Adam was like, "thanks, sure maybe we can go out to lunch or something"....end of texts. Adam said he was just being friendly and didn't plan to actually meet up with her. Ethan was furious Adam revealed the texts/went live to call Ethan's bluff. Ethan refused to apologize, almost called Adam a faggot on air but got bleeped by the crew who were like "???".

What the fuck? How the in the ever loving hell did Ethan get like this?

 

[Public Disrespector]

didn't know he's not fat anymore

It took him realizing that a man who considered his friend would have not given two shits if his wife and children had been slaughtered by bloosoaked terrorists to say anything useful, but here we are.

I hope his jihad succeeds, fuck communists.

 

[Eventide]

What the fuck? How the in the ever loving hell did Ethan get like this?

Coke? Meth? Adderall? Whatever amphetamine/upper Ethan prefers to tweak out on while the show is live?

Interestingly, Ethan's random attack on Adam was the final straw for many long-suffering H3 fans according to their posts on h3snark (It also reflects in a substantial loss of subscribers from around that time period). Ethan's bizarre personal attack was interpreted as Ethan being homophobic (Ethan kept saying Adam was disgusting/gross, & the whole almost calling him a faggot-thing). Also, it was clear Ethan only went after Adam 'cause Adam is Trisha's friend and told Trisha during a podcast "she doesn't need Ethan to be successful".

TLDR: Ethan is a petty dramalama bitch/the cause of his own misery. (Seriously, imagine still being pissed & personally affronted, years later, at a BPD co-worker for quitting her job when she had a psychotic break/was institutionalized? Does Ethan think Trisha got 5150's just to spite him?)

 

[Gorillion others]

Coke? Meth? Adderall? Whatever amphetamine/upper Ethan prefers to tweak out on while the show is live?

Interestingly, Ethan's random attack on Adam was the final straw for many long-suffering H3 fans according to their posts on h3snark (It also reflects in a substantial loss of subscribers from around that time period). Ethan's bizarre personal attack was interpreted as Ethan being homophobic (Ethan kept saying Adam was disgusting/gross, & the whole almost calling him a faggot-thing). Also, it was clear Ethan only went after Adam 'cause Adam is Trisha's friend and told Trisha during a podcast "she doesn't need Ethan to be successful".

TLDR: Ethan is a petty dramalama bitch/the cause of his own misery. (Seriously, imagine still being pissed & personally affronted, years later, at a BPD co-worker for quitting her job when she had a psychotic break/was institutionalized? Does Ethan think Trisha got 5150's just to spite him?)

Holy fuck! Is he an idiot? I at least make it a point to check out Kiwifarms and cross reference shit whenever there's some mald having a bitchfit. That was before when I was still a retarded kid, but now, I don't fucking glaze or blow anyone unless I'm sure they're legit. Ethan pretty much had a good thing going back then. A good thing going. Ethan, if you ever find yourself having to read this thread and see this post, know that you're quite possibly the dumbest piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of coming to know, and I was watching the drama with Hugh Mungus back then when you defended the guy, which had been a really sweet and brave thing to do.

I cannot understate just how much of a nitwit sellout you are. Then again, that might have something to do with your people's addiction to gold. Money is God to the Jew. Everything else is a stepping stone at best.

 

[DiddyG]

I cant believe ethan and hila were force feeding their dog shredded cheese with his cocktail of SSRIs sprinkled in until it turned over and died. Its just an epigenetic trait of theirs from hilas days in Sde Teiman prison shoving feeding tubes down prisoners throats as a form of torture. Its why the nannys have 24/7 care of their children and are not allowed to see them unsupervised, otherwise they get the cocktail of cheese and SSRIs as well

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

how did Ethan not realize Hasan wasn't cool with Israel?

I think Ethan was dense enough to believe that he could 'befriend' lil bro and change his mind. 'Befriend' here means pretend he cares or shares the same viewpoints as lil bro to increase his brand.

Even if it is optimistic I want to believe that the Ethan's mood swings aren't provoked by any drug but rather the sinking realization that he has consistently destroyed everything he has built. He used to be the wholesome success story of YouTube. He used to run a successful podcast where all his friends came over just to chat. He used to run a successful podcast where he was allowed to be turbo sperg and appeal to the tea community, then another for the poggers community. Ethan is always the fucking reason his career flounders and he doesn't even get to walk home and enjoy his wife and kids even though he lives with them,

 

[trolol]

I know he's on ozempic, but I think he has to be on something else too. He looks like he's fucking dying. Might have actually been better off as a fat fuck than whatever he has been mixing his weight loss drug with.

I know he used to be very open about how anti-depressants changed his life or whatever, but it might be time to change his dosage or something too. Even if I agree with some or most of his Hasan takes it's not normal behavior for a married man with three children to be this obsessed over another dude.

I predict the show to go on hiatus, while he goes to rehab. Still sticking with my prediction that he has to fire most of his staff because "views are down" and he'll blame Hasan for why they're all unemployed. Then he transitions to doing his show like once a week with a skeleton crew of his biggest two or three biggest ass kissers because he still has to try and promote his wife's clothing line. This is his way of getting out of having to do so many a shows a week and having to pay like 10 people, without it being his "fault"

It was the no good antisemites that ruined everything! Ethan is accountable for nothing.

 

[Lord_Starscream]

TLDW: When Hassan was cheering on terrorists killing your people, it was a conversation that needed to be had. But when he cheered on terrorists killing mine, it was a problem and I need your help cancelling him

"Hey why are the Face-eating Leopards eating my face?"

 

[Maker's Mark]

Ethan playing dumb about Hasan's political beliefs is such bullshit. Hasan has been an obvious Tankie LARPer from day one. The only reason Ethan is doing this now is because Hasan is going after Israel and now he's the one being personally affected. You gave that retard oxygen.