Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[DrunkenLemon]

I feel like you’re complaining about something that’s just simply not made for you.

It was made for my age demographic. Even back then I thought he was annoying, it was my experience from that time.

 

[DiddyG]

kill yourself ethan, you're already dying from aids anyways

 

[lindsayfan]

ethan is so fucking twitchy in that video. it can't just be ozempic, he's definitely tweaking on something.

i'd also like to note that mark's reaction to the l.a. fires was to load up his car with a chainsaw and tools and drive around helping people (and not vlogging it). mark almost certainly has some kind of dark side we don't see, he's human after all, but actions are what counts, and mark's actions have consistently been wholesome and generous, which is why everyone loves him.

as regards his voice, here's mark 15 years ago, at age 20-- still the same voice.

that's from some random promotional video he appeared in. in his early YOUTUBE videos his voice is higher because he's new at it and not speaking naturally, something he's discussed in later years-- that he didn't know how to project and was nervous to be on camera. the deeper voice is actually much closer to how he sounds.

that said, of course youtubers, like vtubers or radio DJs or anyone else in that line of work, have an "on-camera voice." they're literally professional entertaininers. does ethan think michael buffer sits down for dinner and is like "LLLLET'S GET READY... TO PASS ME THE BREADSTIIIIIIICKS"

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

that said, of course youtubers, like vtubers or radio DJs or anyone else in that line of work, have an "on-camera voice." they're literally professional entertaininers. does ethan think michael buffer sits down for dinner and is like "LLLLET'S GET READY... TO PASS ME THE BREADSTIIIIIIICKS"

I choose to believe that Morgan Freeman really does have a smooth, buttery black voice even when he's ordering a coffee from Starbucks.

 

[Tanaka Naoki]

lmfao I had no idea so many people on this forum were such devoted markiplier fans.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

lmfao I had no idea so many people on this forum were such devoted markiplier fans.

You don't have to be a fan of him to understand that he's:

• One of the few high-profile Youtubers that almost religiously avoids getting into drama, spats, beefs, egregious activism, grifting, scamming, or any other degrading lolcow behavior.
• He seems like a genuinely Good Guy who cares about his friends, family, neighbors, and fans.
• He walks the walk, giving away a lot of money to help people but isn't a shameless attention whore about it like someone along the lines of Mr. "I love Trannies and Pedophiles" Beast
• He's Mother Teresa, Buddha, Gandi, and Jesus Christ combined compared to Ethan Klein

 

[AssignedEva]

A grown man complaining about another grown man blocking him on social media? Is that how far down Ethan has fallen? And complaining about a youtuber acting? Doing a voice and a schtick for a camera? Why even waste the breath, Ethan?

Specifically he's complaining about Markiplier muting him on Twitter 4 years ago, after he made a grim tweet about trying to get Hila pregnant

He discovered he'd been muted a year later after Markiplier mentioned it on a podcast, and then seethed about it, complaining about Markiplier having a SFW OnlyFans and that he'd ghosted Ethan's invite to come back on the podcast, and arguing that Mark should unmute him.

He continued to quietly seethe about it - to my knowledge Markiplier never addressed it again

The most recent blowup has happened because Ethan - who clearly has been nurturing his petty grievance for years - mentioned on one of his streams that Markiplier is a "psycho" for changing his voice and that he's annoying and fake, and suggested starting a "Snarkiplier" subreddit (and getting mad at chat for not agreeing with him)

This clip became popular on /r/YouTubeDrama which lead to H3H3 fans brigading the subreddit even more (they were already brigading over Hasan), which Ethan encouraged by specifically calling out the mods of the subreddit on another stream. The /r/YouTubeDrama mods have now banned anyone who regularly posts in /r/H3H3Productions (and /r/H3Snark, because they're sick of the constant Ethan arguments).

Thus his recent stream. As I said it being a "content nuke" is really about his upcoming 90 minute Hasan video and the Markiplier stuff is a "joke". But obviously he's still malding about getting muted on Twitter four years ago and ghosted by a big content creator, so while he's styling it out as a joke, he's a petty spiteful little man.

 

[lindsayfan]

lmfao I had no idea so many people on this forum were such devoted markiplier fans.

kiwi farms is the internet and its membership is people on the internet. you should've seen the sweeping in the thread about dr. disrespect getting busted.

He discovered he'd been muted a year later after Markiplier mentioned it on a podcast, and then seethed about it, complaining about Markiplier having a SFW OnlyFans and that he'd ghosted Ethan's invite to come back on the podcast, and arguing that Mark should unmute him.

absolutely pathetic behavior. ethan says in that very clip that it's stupid to start drama about unfollowing and then proceeds to tantrum for five minutes about being muted. but oh wait he's constantly rolling his eyes, making weird tic-y head and mouth motions and picking at his hideous hair so i guess it's "ironic."

what a disgusting subhuman he seems to be

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

One sided feuds are so funny to watch.

If the dwarf is lying, does that mean he's telling a "tall tale"?

"Short story."

Spoiler

I can't believe nobody beat me to this joke.

 

[Drama Trauma]

kill yourself ethan, you're already dying from aids anyways
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Is Ethan Trotsky maxxing?

Then Hasan should send someone with an ice pick iykyk.

 

[Hoverdrive]

'plier won.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Is Ethan Trotsky maxxing?
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Then Hasan should send someone with an ice pick iykyk.

Madonna better lock her doors, there's a new Sean Penn in town.

 

[net and yahoo]

Get ready for the biggest nothingburger in history. My predictions are that Ethan will bring nothing new to the table and spend most of the video seething about Hasan's platforming the Houthi pirate, ""expose"" his chat for le anti-Semitism, and maybe bring up the Brothel case.

 

[Ghostse]

I don't like either of them. But its true, Mark's voice is annoying, and his overreactions make him unwatchable.

Also his banshee shrieking is awful, if you have a deep voice you should lean into it naturally, not ear rape your audience.

Agreed. A roomate's girlfriend was way into him and he was just super shrill and really annoying. Though he's really toned down his retarded TWELVESPOOPYFOURMECHAT! act a lot last time I saw him.

he makes me think of the Irish strearmer Jack-something, who stopped being a cringe "overreact" personality once he started getting real work.

Point being though, from what I've seen, Markiplier has always stayed in his lane and never got into retarded drama or got insufferably political. He's pro-troon, but in the corporate rainbow flag in June way, and not the "Let me tell you about how Trump is going to genocide all gay/trans people" way, which is tolerable.

This. Mark doesn't get involved in drama, he doesn't even do a lot of collabs. He just makes his content which is "bad but not the worst" and its really hard to get mad at him when he's not actively on the screen. He doesn't do politics, he doesn't force himself where he doesn't belong. I think his fans are generally annoying but I guess I just can't get my head around anyone reacting strong to his existence.

He also bet his chat that if they hit some crazy St. Judes donation goal he'd make an only fans and upload nudes. And he delivered, uploading some artsy pictures. So I do respect someone who sticks to their word.

in summary

Markiplier > Ethan

 

[Irregardless]

This. Mark doesn't get involved in drama, he doesn't even do a lot of collabs. He just makes his content which is "bad but not the worst" and its really hard to get mad at him when he's not actively on the screen. He doesn't do politics, he doesn't force himself where he doesn't belong. I think his fans are generally annoying but I guess I just can't get my head around anyone reacting strong to his existence.

Yea from everything I've seen of him he just comes off as a practical guy. He seems content with his success, strives to do more, but doesn't over extend himself into things that are obviously retarded. I haven't seen a ton about him, but from the times I have seen him, I never saw him do or say something and just rolled my eyes over it, which for most creators, even those I like, is pretty rare.

I think Ethan is just mad that Mark wasn't interested in dealing with his petty shit whatsoever. Like it's one thing to get into a pointless shit flinging contest, it's another thing to be completely disregarded because someone doesn't think your worth their time, and for Ethan being the clout obsessed kike he is, that's gotta burn.

He also bet his chat that if they hit some crazy St. Judes donation goal he'd make an only fans and upload nudes. And he delivered, uploading some artsy pictures. So I do respect someone who sticks to their word.

Not gunna lie, I don't like that, but compared to the much more common alternative of getting exposed as a thirsty sex pest by an E-whore, I'd say it's preferred.

 

[Ghostse]

Not gunna lie, I don't like that, but compared to the much more common alternative of getting exposed as a thirsty sex pest by an E-whore, I'd say it's preferred.

I don't remeber the details but I think another streamer talked him into it or something. Like it wasn't his idea. He set some massive goal. It was clearly "I'll eat my hat if we raise over a million dollars" that was never supposed to be met, but he delivered and didn't bitch out when it was met. PEople said The kantent is like a half-dozen artsy B&W no-visible-dong stuff. so its sort of ehhhhh.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

The context for this is that Ethan's been teasing a "content nuke" on Hasan for over a month (which will be a video rather than a live stream). He's also postponed it several times.

Figures. That would actually be good content.

Mark is a genuinely decent human being. He's spent years just donating millions to children's hospitals and animal societies, the first thing he did with his money was buy his mother a fucking house, he's a pretty emotional guy and things like family and his fans genuinely do move him. He keeps his nose clean, he tries new things and does new projects, he's not having sex with troons or getting caught in cokehead scandals or making an ass out of himself on the news.

He absolutely has done some obnoxious politisperging before, particularly in '20 and '22 with BLM and heartbeat bills respectively. He doesn't hold a candle to Ethan though, and unlike Ethan his content stands on its own.
It's pretty hilarious that the best "own" Ethan can find on him is he deliberately makes his voice more listenable for his content. Ethan's annoying whine makes for a start contrast.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Markiplier is irrelevant to me but it's kind of crazy to watch someone go from zero to "he's a psycho" so quickly over being muted on social media

ethan is so fucking twitchy in that video. it can't just be ozempic, he's definitely tweaking on something.

It's the 'tism twitch. If you watch enough people with autism you'll see that they have facial tics like this like raising their eyebrows or blinking abnormally hard/long.

 

[Neil]

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The reason why Ethan is mad at Markiplier is because Markiplier muted his Twitter account because he posted a tweet about how much he loves creampieing and knocking up Hila accompanied with a gif.

Markiplier openly talked about it in his podcast and committed the sin of making Ethan feel even the slightest bit of shame for being a degenerate coomer with no social filter, thus making him an enemy for life and a "psycho" in Ethan's eyes. Ethan is mad because Mark kinkshamed him.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Markiplier openly talked about it in his podcast and committed the sin of making Ethan feel even the slightest bit of shame for being a degenerate coomer with no social filter,

a jew being a sex pest? must be a day ending in y