Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Sempai said:
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That's simple: His game is full of shit.
Otherwise, like it was said he seems to have a ton of unused stuff in it, and pictures, unecessary high poly models like the infamous scissors and sound can add up fast. He clearly has no understanding what a toll his shitty programming takes on current CPUs, so why wondering that he has the same level of "professionality" regarding his files?
 
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Hehehe, I was just browsing YouTube and now I know that Eva is an adventure time fan. He probably faps to the princesses in that show.
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MonsterDong2 said:
Yandere school is still a lot better than yan sim. It's a shame that his fanbase is unable to see that it's better, saying Kubz is "cheating" on yanderedev
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They should be thankful Jay hasn't dropped YanSim altogether. With the way Alex acts and the state of the game, they need all the attention they can get in order to keep Devpai happy and working on his fetish game.
 
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I have been following the game since the early development of this game, From what i can see and reading about this game. It will either not be released or it will be released and it will suck but i would go with the first option, And early on the game had nothing going for it just mostly Easter eggs which Alex put in without working on anything else. So most likely this game will never happen but at least we are getting a good cow to laugh at.
 
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Good thing no one's already made games that are influenced by Luftrausers. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to be the first to make a Luftrausers-like!


ed: Right, I've found the one I was actually looking for. This one's actually an inventive take on Luftrausers and well over a year old by now.

On-topic: Sure, it can suck to see a game ripped off, but it happens. It happens in every creative medium, and there's not much to do about it. Hell, Pong is a rip-off of another game. The best he can do is cut his losses and focus on development and making his own game unique from the competitor.
 
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Just for this I wanna see Yandere School succeed even harder.
The fact that a rag-tag team of Russian indies are able to surpass a feature set that Alex Mahan couldn't reach in 4 years is so amazing. It's evident that he's upset that someone else can execute his game so easily and better than him lets him know that literally anyone can do what he does.

The "yandere" trope lends itself to the "love-sick girl slaughters a high-school out of love" trope that Alex is actually acting like he came up with the yandere trope himself. Even the youtubers are moving on to making videos about Yandere School simply because Alex can't make progress for shit on his game for there to be youtuber content to make of it. People are tired of yandere simulator and having 2 inches of progress(with stolen assets) to cover every few months does not keep a youtuber happy. Now another game is stepping up to the plate and guess who's mad that people care about an actually properly developed game.
 
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PantiesAreImportant said:
Long ass post from Alex, why he thinks he's original.
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TL;DR: He hates Yandere school and his fans will probably start a witch hunt because of that.
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"It's a copy. It's a ripoff. It disgusts me. I, as a sub-par game developer who doesn't respect creative integrity and intellectual property, am disgusted at how much you have copied my edgy meme game!

Do you not have ANY value or respect for my unoriginality?? You're a laughing stock. It's cheesy, it's disgusting, I personally find it autistically atrocious.

I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence, having to even dignify you, or my prepubescent sheep, with an actual answer of my opinion.

Sluuurrp."
 
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PantiesAreImportant said:
Long ass post from Alex, why he thinks he's original.
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>doesn't copy Hitman mission mode design

Yes, it fucking does. That's the only reason mission mode exists. You could argue that there are enough differences but the whole interface colors, murder for hire MC, the pre mission info, the Nemesis design, etc, everything is especifically designed to rip off Hitman.

>It's a straight-up clone. It's a copy. It's a ripoff.

Oh fuck you Alex, aside from the concept (that you NEVER executed well since Ayano is a psycho not a yandere) there is nothing original worth of being proud of in Yansim. You steal grass textures from people, you don't get to talk shit.
 
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