Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

He'd destroy his family for a chance at that girl's husband.

He'd destroy his family for no reason, he hates them

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think Nick ever said anything about doing onlyfans, although it is very him. Does a Nickstorian have any proof?

He did say it.

Proof:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16894198

He said the only reason he wouldn't do it is because he has kids. Otherwise he would.

Those DAMN KIDS!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's really fucking weird to see people say Aaron is always lying when most of the weird shit he says turns out to be true, especially when someone as fucking stupid as Nick confirms it, because Nick thinks it makes him look better, and not an unhinged and petty bitch.

Aaron is likely telling the truth on the whole but lying at the edges to diminish his responsibility for the situation. Probably >90% of what Aaron said about his time with Nick is true but the remaining <10% will be lies or partial truths that he's calculated to try and make himself look good and I don't think it's that hard to figure out which parts are which.

Are we doing revisionist history now?

The need to say "Person X is worse than Y, and X and Y hate each other, therefore people must sweep for Y 100% of the time" is stupid and beyond cringe. Aaron willingly exposed his children to a drug den, let April do and keep drugs in their family home, and willingly pimped out his wife to Nick Rekieta as she got hooked on drugs.

Rekieta is a worse man than Imholte but doesn't mean that Aaron is a good guy or that it should be illegal to laugh at his lies.

He’s also an alcoholic that invited Aaron’s daughter into his home, made his kids befriend her, and is now paying money to the pedophile sexually harassing her

Oh I get it. You must have missed where Aaron started publicly considering and negotiating an appearance in Vegas to box Rekieta and/or others during Melton's event Hackamania in the past month? Vile and unforgivable in my view.

I know you dislike Aaron because all your posts about him have to pretend he’s on the same level as Nick. I don’t get it, and you’re not the only one, but it’s whatever.

What? I don't think "all my posts" assume that since I didn't really have a strong opinion on Aaron literally up until the point where he helped drum up ticket sales for someone who sexually harassed Aaron's own daughter by publicly negotiating an appearance as a star guest at Melton's event, which I found disgusting, and that only happened last month.

Also "But he admitted what happened and apologized!" - wrong. Example: he still lies about having no idea April was doing drugs on their show, when you can clearly see the dynamic on their streams when she kept begging to go to the "bathroom" and then came back drugged out of her mind, because he continues to refuse to admit he let April do drugs in their family home where he has partial custody of his kids. Even his fans watching the show knew what was going on and Aaron was forced to lie and deny she was doing drugs.

He came home and she left her ring in their bedroom or some shit. But again, the Aaron brain worms makes people neglect to mention that. What heroics is he pretending there? We know this is probably true because he literally did leave a while before the raid, and had texts from Kayla.

Wrong, he continued going to Nick's home after April left him and moved in with Nick.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

This is what I mean about the Casino.

You want to believe it...

...but it's the Casino. So it's smart not to without additional verification.

Listen here Johnny boy the way to verify ot is easy. If the claim is funny it's 100% true Aaron and Rackets are plug bros.

 

[Major]

He did say it.

Proof:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16894198

He said the only reason he wouldn't do it is because he has kids. Otherwise he would.

Those DAMN KIDS!

who would pay to see limpdicknick fuck?

Even for Kayla, there are tons of middle aged women earning a whole mcdonalds happy meal every month on there, hardly worth the humiliation

 

[Balldo's Gate]

who would pay to see limpdicknick fuck?

Even for Kayla, there are tons of middle aged women earning a whole mcdonalds happy meal every month on there, hardly worth the humiliation

Rekieta was an alcoholic cokehead and had delusions where he would make insane amounts of money on OF. If you watch the clips what happened is he talked to Riley and Mint Salad and they claimed to him they made $72k annually from porn, and he basically thought that since his audience was 5x bigger or whatever, he would make hundreds of thousands from selling porn of himself.

This was something he talked about regularly in the 2023-24 period and he sounded extremely earnest and serious about it, I really do believe if he wasn't cut off from his addictions it would have happened just with April and Nick instead of Kayla.

 

[Captain Manning]

You must have missed where Aaron started publicly considering and negotiating an appearance in Vegas to box Rekieta and/or others during Melton's event Hackamania in the past month? Vile and unforgivable in my view.

Honestly, I might have missed that too.

Did that happen early or mid last month? Because I was half-alive under intubation in the hospital then.

If that's true, then fuck Aaron.

What happened to him and his wife getting restraining orders against Melton?

God, he is such an attention whore. It's gross. Why would you have ANY contact with Melton?

You can't very well give Nick shit for that, and then give Aaron a pass.

Listen here Johnny boy the way to verify ot is easy. If the claim is funny it's 100% true Aaron and Rackets are plug bros.

I wish it worked than way. It would make things easier.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Honestly, I might have missed that too.

Did that happen early or mid last month? Because I was half-alive under intubation in the hospital then.

If that's true, then fuck Aaron.

Yes, it was about 2-3 weeks ago. Patrick Melton invited Aaron to Hackamania with all expenses paid for him and his new girlfriend with the promise of a share of profit from the event. Aaron counter-offered that he would be willing to go to Vegas during their event for free if he got the chance to box his detractors, Rekieta was one, I think he had 3-4 other people he wanted to box.

He backed out only after receiving legal advice. 2 days later he said he talked to a lawyer about it and the lawyer had to tell him under no circumstances should he go to Hackamania since Aaron has accused both Melton and Rekieta of crimes against him and it looks terrible.

Spoiler: Clips

What happened to him and his wife getting restraining orders against Melton?

It's obvious nothing has happened with that since Melton has continued to reference Aaron's children by name in 2025 which he wouldn't have been able to do even in comparatively innocent ways if Aaron/Ashley got an order to stop him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta was an alcoholic cokehead and had delusions where he would make insane amounts of money on OF. If you watch the clips what happened is he talked to Riley and Mint Salad and they claimed to him they made $72k annually from porn, and he basically thought that since his audience was 5x bigger or whatever, he would make hundreds of thousands from selling porn of himself.

This was something he talked about regularly in the 2023-24 period and he sounded extremely earnest and serious about it, I really do believe if he wasn't cut off from his addictions it would have happened just with April and Nick instead of Kayla.

Nick is a narcissist retard with anorexia.
He thinks that skinny = sexy, and since he's super skinny then he's also super sexy.

This delusion was reinforced by the Depp trial when he had hundreds of wine aunts in his locals chat that wanted to fuck Depp, but would settle for Nick.

 

[Harm]

he talked to Riley and Mint Salad and they claimed to him they made $72k annually from porn, and he basically thought that since his audience was 5x bigger or whatever, he would make hundreds of thousands from selling porn of himself

Even if they do rake in that much, which is extremely questionable, it's only because some very sick people want to see a mentally disabled woman get sexually exploited by a disgusting ogre who's routinely degrading her by pissing on her. Even then, if they really did make that much in a 12 month period, that's the absolute tippy-top cap of what they're ever going to make and the money is going to dry up as the novelty of watching a retarded woman be sexually exploited dwindles (if it hasn't already).

Nick has no woman with which to make content besides his wife, who is probably unwilling to be sexually degraded for Nick's benefit and is also nowhere near as conventionally attractive as Riley's kept victim. Nick, despite having a profoundly unattractive appearance himself, also won't have the same disgust factor going for him as Riley, who is a disgustingly unkempt abusive troll freak show. As disturbing as Riley/Mint's appeal is, they at least have an appeal.

Nick was only ever 5x that popular because he appealed to a wider range of normies. Those normies don't want to see the coked up skeleton with the broken dick failing to perform with his wife or other OnlyFans whores. Men in sex work either have a phenomenal physique because they're in the gym for hours everyday or they're appealing to a very specific niche like Nikocado Avocado's weight gain fetish content. In both those cases, their OF paypigs are almost always men, so the sex worker has to be sexually appealing to other men. There's no audience in that demographic for men with the body of Eugenia Cooney.

He's dumb as shit if he really thinks he could earn real money as a glorified Internet prostitute. Once the curiosity wanes, he'll settle around the bottom 95% of earners. Most of the money comes from paypigs pursuing parasocial relationships with the sex worker. You can interact with him all you want for free on Twitter right now anyways, so why would anyone pay to DM him? It makes no fucking sense.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, it was about 2-3 weeks ago. Patrick Melton invited Aaron to Hackamania with all expenses paid for him and his new girlfriend with the promise of a share of profit from the event. Aaron counter-offered that he would be willing to go to Vegas during their event for free if he got the chance to box his detractors, Rekieta was one, I think he had 3-4 other people he wanted to box.

He backed out only after receiving legal advice. 2 days later he said he talked to a lawyer about it and the lawyer had to tell him under no circumstances should he go to Hackamania since Aaron has accused both Melton and Rekieta of crimes against him and it looks terrible.

Okay, yeah, that's fucking dumb. The only things Aaron should do with Melton should involve a lawyer.

Good on his lawyer for pulling him back, I guess

A lot of people felt sorry for Aaron because Melton is a pedo scumbag, but he's gonna blow whatever little good will be has left if he keeps attention whoring like this.

E-celebrities are all weirdos. These need to settle their issues like adults instead of trying to make everything an online spectacle (even though I know the Farms often wishes otherwise).

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

From Aaron's OP:

this guy has a double digit body count, that should tell you how much easier it was to get laid when you're famous/

and he basically thought that since his audience was 5x bigger or whatever, he would make hundreds of thousands from selling porn of himself.

didn't he make 10x just from streaming and especially from those bullshit law pope toasts? no way in hell would he make more with OF, especially when OF is way more saturated than the "chad dad religious dude" sector.

He thinks that skinny = sexy, and since he's super skinny then he's also super sexy.

he's insane, literally only dudes think skinny=sexy, even women are more jealous of their curvy counterparts and assume dudes love the ladies with round tits and asses over flat spinner types. Every male porn star that is over 30 is a muscly dude for a reason, at best you'll have skinny dudes that are also ripped but the ripped part takes precedence, worst case scenario they're some chubby ron Jeremy type but overall the reason male porn stars don't have guts is because of the muscles, not the skinny. Plus the women into skinny dudes are fucking weird creeps, like why would you want to cater to femcels?

Even if they do rake in that much, which is extremely questionable

you have to break it down, thats only 400 paypigs, especially for their low level of e-fame thats barely anyone. when you factor in that 1 in 200 dudes are so brain damaged they want to cut their dick off, it makes sense for 1 in 200 dudes to subscribe to an ugly woman's OF and for that ugly woman to be this one.

 

[Vibralldo]

he's insane, literally only dudes think skinny=sexy, even women are more jealous of their curvy counterparts and assume dudes love the ladies with round tits and asses over flat spinner types. Every male porn star that is over 30 is a muscly dude for a reason, at best you'll have skinny dudes that are also ripped but the ripped part takes precedence, worst case scenario they're some chubby ron Jeremy type but overall the reason male porn stars don't have guts is because of the muscles, not the skinny. Plus the women into skinny dudes are fucking weird creeps, like why would you want to cater to femcels?

Guarantee Nick thinks he'd appeal to the same crowd his locals appealed to:

Slightly mentally unwell wine aunts who have unhealthy tendencies to form parasocial relationships

 

[Oxyjen]

i assumed that was AI at first.

Apologies, not AI, it does look like Nick though huh.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Apologies, not AI, it does look like Nick though huh.

what caught me off guard was how weird the body looked on "april" and then i noticed Nick looking Medicare aged and then realized it wasn't AI. When that's modern day porn, how the fuck is anyone watching it?

No wonder Tiktok and OF are the most watched sites for gooners.

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron does a remarkable job of being unlikable even when one tries (I have) to like him.

Nobody here actually likes Aaron for his own sake. It's more that he makes a great straight man (lmao) to Nick's Cow Pope character.

 

[Space Pope]

Did that happen early or mid last month? Because I was half-alive under intubation in the hospital then.

Proof there is a God. Dear John shall remain alive until He returns so that Rekieta may be a-logged until the end of time.

 

[AnOminous]

He's dumb as shit if he really thinks he could earn real money as a glorified Internet prostitute. Once the curiosity wanes, he'll settle around the bottom 95% of earners.

He's proven in the last couple years that he is an absolute retard dipshit who can't pick up on social cues. He's a skinnyfat, nerd-ass twitching cocaine skelly. Nobody wants to see that naked.

 

[Swole McPole]

who would pay to see limpdicknick fuck?

I think there's no shortage of frustrated wine moms who'd cough up $10 a month to watch Rekieta get spitroasted by a pair of Jamaicans once a week.

 

[sixart]

I think there's no shortage of frustrated wine moms who'd cough up $10 a month to watch Rekieta get spitroasted by a pair of Jamaicans once a week.

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