So where we at in 4chan's little prophecy from 2016?
It will happen when the weather cools.
That's when they'll make their move.
The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.
They're trying to force God's hand.
Watch for these signs:
- Three branches will become one.
- An island will drift away.
- A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
- The star will gorge itself on clay.
- Idols will speak and move about.
- The black flag will fly above the dome.
- The belly of the dragon will drip water.
- Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
- A rock will stand on seven hills.
- The ravens will starve.
- The bear will leave its cave forever.
- The rod and the ring will strike.
I'm thinking we got at least 6/12.
I'm sure it's a faux pas to reply to the same post twice but I'm so offended by the sheer vagueness of this so-called prophecy by proving it's already come to pass with the stupidest examples I can come up with.
Three branches will become one: Fire Emblem discourse. Three houses released in 2019 and true to its word it features three branching paths that you can choose from, like the previous Fire Emblem game before it. Rather than market each path as a seperate video game however, Three Houses features all three on one cartridge, thus, three branches become one.
An island will drift away: Epstein died in 2019 and now there's no hope of him ever returning to his island to diddle children, thus, Epstein's island has drifted away.
A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill: The George Floyd memorial got struck by lightning, a killing bolt that did not kill, as George Floyd was already dead.
The star will gorge itself on clay: Crazy niggers eat dirt, and there is no nigger crazier than Kanye West.
Idols will speak and move about: Vtubers. Duh.
The black flag will fly above the dome: They replaced Timmy with a black girl in Fairly Oddparents in the new series, Fairly Oddparents: A New Wish. This tv show takes place in Dimmadelphia, a fictional city founded by none other than Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. This, Nickelodeon has flown the black flag above the dome.
The belly of the dragon will drip water: Dragon inflation porn, an obvious reference to ASCAS.
Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear: According to Reddit, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending us secret messages AS WE SPEAK, silent voices for all to hear, if you'd only listen.
A rock will stand on seven hills: An obvious reference to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, owner of the business Seven Bucks Productions
The Ravens will starve: Raven Symone would, in 2017, get a sequel series to the disney channel show, That's So Raven, titled "Raven's Home." It ended in 2023, ending her dwindling relevance in the modern era.
The Bear will leave its cave forever:
Hank the Tank

The rod and ring will strike: Chris Chan struck Barb's ring with his rod. Ok, cool, prophecy is over, was getting caught part of your plan?