Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,927 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,270
I feel like i saw it discussed itt before but I may be tripping from all the hate flowing through my veins.
I could be tripping balls too cause I thought I saw someone here say that mald bragged his first game, a roguelite called champions of breakfast was outsourced too. So you cant even say mald ever completed a game if his one completed one was just him paying others to finish it.

I cant find the post though, so I'm not sure.
 
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I could be tripping balls too cause I thought I saw someone here say that mald bragged his first game, a roguelite called champions of breakfast was outsourced too. So you cant even say mald ever completed a game if his one completed one was just him paying others to finish it.

I cant find the post though, so I'm not sure.
Might have disappeared in the gayops purge?
 
HOLY SHIT you need to actually clip this instead of just leaving a dead link you have to click on to get to. I think most of us missed this cause there's so much shit going on.

He dumped his partner who wanted kids after beating cancer, and her father just had a heart attack, cause he didn't want to. Amazing. What a piece of shit.
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Maldy has an habit of pre-emptively banning streamers from his ex OnlyFangs guild his was a part of.

Pikaboo banned by Pirate after roach cosplay​


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Lmao according to lsf this pikaboo guy is apparently making fun of himself cause he had an incident where he roached out BEFORE malds roach out and it became an in joke between him and the guys he roached on and their community.

But his audience also joked asking why he is dressed as a pirate so mald took that as pikaboo poking fun at him, and banned him despite pikaboo having defended him for malds roach out.

This and the dmca...mald is so thin skinned he bans first before checking. Very smart mald. Very smart. Highly intelligent social engineer indeed.
 
I had to go into this for a second. Just clicking on that link and realising the info section had a scroll was a flashbang.

I do Mythic raiding because its fun. CE until I got too sick, now just in a slower guild that still makes good progress. Over the years, have had to go through a few different guild changes. If I was interested in joining, clicked that Warcraftlogs link and saw this
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I wouldn't be able to run away fast enough. All of these rules means its going to be chock full of drama and people trying to hold minimal power over your head (Perfect for Jason!). Beside that, a lot of it is rules for playing dress up as a Hall of Fame CE guild while being painfully average. Like requiring Alpha/Beta testing. Its good as an idea for what changes might be coming, but first of all not everyone is going to get Alpha/Beta testing, and second of all there can be massive changes (numbers wise and mechanics wise) between what we see on the PTR and what actually makes it to live. Looking at beta is good to get an idea, but requiring people to study it is a good way to waste time.

This tier is short (8 Bosses) and has a notorius midtier wall in Ovi'nax (and then Kyvesa.), the 5th and 6th bosses. Mythic is generally designed for coordinated guilds to get into, and most of the time pugs (pick up groups, 20 randoms) will be lucky to get three bosses. For example, pugs during BoD would get Jadefire/Grong down, and disband at Treasury. EP would get Wrath down and disband for Ashvane. Nya'lotha after Maut (3rd), CN after the Houndmaster (2nd), SoD after Tara (first) but a great pug could push to the 9 (third), with Sep downing two bosses. A lot of ways of saying pugs can't get far.. This tier, pugs are consistently killing the 4th boss within a few hours. Pugs are notorious for being full of the biggest tards you can find that are too antisocial for a normal guild (or to be fair too busy), and usually they fall apart quickly.

So yes, his guild is dogshit. Can barely do what pugs can do. We are literally a few weeks away from the end of the 6month long tier, and they're doing their first pulls on the 5th boss (Which they're making harder for themselves by doing in the wrong order). Now there's nothing wrong with not being that great at Mythic, I know a lot of players who are content with Heroic raiding being their season long goal, and more power to them. But its really funny for Jason "20 years of playing this game!" Hall to be doing about as well as a pug can. Worse because pugs have stopped wiping to Rash

Watch out, you need to be on top of your game because raid spots are competitive, and you could be replaced at any moment!
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So competitive they can't even get a full raid team.
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Counterpoint: saving his partner from himself in her worst period of life was the best thing he's ever done.
"What? You expect me to drive you to chemo? Have you seen my gas tank? What do you expect me to do?

Fill up on gas? That's on you!

Why are you crying? Insane behavior."

Holy crap even I feel bad writing this but I'm just going by malds habits :story:
 
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