Fanfiction Horrors

Well, looks like we can add fic #4 (or is it three?) to the Frankendong files. This one is very long - I am not kidding, this is why it's spoilered in parts - and is titled after the tagline for 'The Thing'. This T4T pairing is trapped in an Antarctic base, and must use other methods of warmth to survive. An archive of it is here.

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So, here's what happened: Viktor was so distracted by wet-dreams of Jayce being an Adonis that he forget to refuel the generations that keep the base warm and the equipment functioning. When the power goes out, he doesn't notice - despite all of their equipment relying on said generator - and doesn't even notice his breath puffing out. You'd think Antarctic researchers studying polar physics should be well aware of the climate and how nasty it could get, but no. The author clearly doesn't know much about the climate down there and even The Thing, which this fic is based on, couldn't give a clue.
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They don't use jeeps down there, they use heavy-duty track vehicles, skidoos, or modified Fords. Jeeps would not survive the cold. All vehicles they use down there are specifically built to withstand the cold.

That said, it's also written that the smaller outpost is hooked to a wind turbine generator, and the closest one would be the Ross Island wind farm. So they're already relying on a diminishing power source and Viktor conveniently forgot to refuel the generators before a fucking snowstorm all because he was distracted by the 'big muscles' of fellow pooner Jayce.

> His testosterone injections had not yet taken hold of his...everything
Well it won't give him the grip strength or the actual muscles of a man, let alone intelligence - they actually keep fucking talking and having mental breakdowns while their base starts freezing up. Very competent!
> There is something powerful and dense to his frame now
And yet, he still can't out-grip a methhead, lmao.
> Jayce is divinely gorgeous
> Fuck, Viktor's throat is dry just thinking about him
And this is enough for you to forget your duties and just let your base fall into disrepair all because he made that Frankendong flop around. If you were still a woman, everyone on that base would be holding you accountable. I guess trans men really DO keep some privilege, eh?
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> They were in a predicament because of him
That's an understatement. You have no power in a facility that is currently in a snowstorm with wind speeds that can get up to 100 km/h and temperatures that can hit -60C. You not doing your duties by keeping the base powered is a surefire way to get your ass sued. Emergency heat packs are not going to do much if your base turns into a freezer box and your own breath starts freezing up the walls.
> Jayce looks like a perfectly chiseled Adonis
This is the 'man' that tanked an entire base, let that be known.
> He is often tired or distracted, given the nature of their work. Like right now
Sounds like the job isn't for you, then.
> Matured early to be the man of the household
AKA the girl who was expected to take on chores and be a doting daughter until she decided to shed those nasty stereotypes and expectations and just 'become a guy' - and then turn out to be an even more incompetent man.
> Cluttered, but largely clean
Pick one.
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> I didn't remember to fill it and everything in this base is going to be ruined plz forgive me you were just so hot
Yeah, this was a legitimate plot point used by a 'transmasc' author. Oh, honey, all you did was make everyone here retarded.

For the record, even inside any of these bases, the max temperature can only be -20. AKA frostbite in under 5 minutes. This is NOT something you want to sleep on.

> Unfairly large hands
You are both pooners. Who the hell gave him the bitch-slapping mittens?

Ah, I'm so glad you built walls around yourself to protect yourself from trauma, Viktor. Your solution to it is to...endanger everyone and all your research on the base because you got a hard-on. Incredible.
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> Controllable workplace crush and completely disastrous attachment
Just a reminder that this pooner destroyed a fuckton of research by not refilling the generator because now only essential systems can be powered - if that. I'm waiting for someone to start screaming on the radio on what happened and why these retards just 'conveniently' let millions of dollars worth of research get frozen over - literally.
> It's bad enough he's fantasizing about Jayce so much that it's intruding on his work ethic
Talk about adhering to the worst stereotypes. Can pooners be professional in a workplace setting? Clearly not - they will always want to jump a fellow hot man just to get some dick (or pussy, in this case).

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> Cock
That limp flesh tube is not a penis, and it's gonna be hella interesting to see how this fic decides to use it.
> I can handle a bit of chill
Spoilers: his fingernails are blue from the cold. And you can see his breath because of how fast the temperature dropped. Just no big deal, homie.

Now, the tidbit about Viktor suffering a ton of oppression when he's young and his father dying to get him proper medical treatment did raise some eyebrows. Was he hated because he was a cripple, or hated because he was trans? Clearly, Viktor could afford to get a phalloplasty, but his dad died to get him medical care - Czechia has a public and private healthcare system that is based on compulsory insurance. This makes it seem as if they lived in the US, which WOULD bankrupt a lot of working-class families trying to get healthcare.

>Ruinous catastrophe that is caring for Viktor
I mean, he did just ruin an entire Antarctic base, causing millions in damage...catastrophe is an understatement.
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> Rolodex of information
He has all these metaphorical filing cabinets on Jayce and how special he is, and yet he has known for remembering to refuel a necessary generator that provides power to an Antarctic base. There's nothing dumber than that, and I'm not getting over it.
> Why does Jayce seem so bothered by Viktor being cold
Spoiler: because it reminds him of his mom and he gets triggered. This is all happening while the base is freezing up; that's OK because they're having a tender moment.
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> Alchemizing icy alabaster to flushed pink granite
Fancy. Now, is there anyone else on this base? Aren't they cold? How come anyone hasn't started radioing in yet?
> Disastrously, Viktor wonders how warm he might be able to get if his fingers were inside
You 'forgot' to refuel the generators and now you're thinking of warming yourself up by fingering Jayce's vagina. Priorities.
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> Tickling static space between their atoms as their skin shifts the thin fibres of air
...what?
> Dangerous for me to sleep with my own thermals and hot packs?
Buddy it's gonna dip to -20 C in there. You are going to freeze. Staying with someone else because of your fuck-up increases your risk of survival.
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Imagine that: the strong, proud True and Honest Man immediately has a panic attack and has to be comforted while the base freezes over. At least we have a tender moment, yeah?
> He never thought in his life that he would have this close intimacy with another person
Did it have to involve destroying millions of dollars worth of taxpayer funded data?
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> Until it was all darkness and there was no one left for Viktor to love
Keep up with not refueling generators and you'll be making love to a bunch of corpses, dood.
> Viktor's heart pounds to think of him tangling with Jayce is another fashion
Should've thought of that after making sure your base was sufficiently powered. This is not an amateur mistake, btw; this was a PHYSICIST making this mistake - and he's been there before!
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> Tinged with blood and trailing viscera
Ew. You should get that checked if you're sighing like AM after he went Hotline Miami mode.
> Viktor's throat cramps with vicious, traitorous tears
Yeah, crying and shitting and sobbing is nice and all...but you still should've refilled the diesel engines, bro! You just killed a bunch of people and a bunch of projects, bro!

This tidbit about Viktor being the 'worst pervert in the world' after seeing a smidgen of flesh from a naked, showering Jayce is par the course, but I cannot stop comparing it to how incompetent Viktor is as a scientist and a person that he'd rather masturbate to another pooner taking a hot shower than keeping essential systems online. That's like the pipeline issue a while back where NONE of the employees knew how the computer systems work and only the retired engineers did. It's systemic FUBAR. And no, it isn't POTENTIAL danger...it is ACTUAL danger, because you 'forgot' to do it because you were too busy being horny! Go to horny jail!

Ahh...there's that oh, oh, that's so famous.
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> He's strong enough that he could reasonably overpower Viktor
But not your average Florida Man. All that testosterone can't improve grip strength, lmao.
> We have all night
You have all night to freeze, you dumb fucks.
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> Man is the warmest place to hide
Funny. But you aren't men. I also wonder: how would The Thing react to a trans person? Would it be affected by exogenous hormones or try to assimilate the original form? Gender dysphoria via a hostile alien, imagine that.
> Gooey affection in his warm eyes
But is his face like a s'more?
> Jayce might never want to be with the pitiable cripple
Viktor being a cripple isn't a problem. Him being a retarded pooner who 'forgot' to refuel the generator before a snowstorm because he was having sexual daydreams IS. I can't even think of something that dumb and yet this author just straight up did it, good job.
> I asked you if you would like to study my anatomy
Spoiler: he's got the RFF phalloplasty, where they sliced it from the arm, and Jayce never noticed the scar tissue.
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> The effect is hazardous for Viktor's health
But not you freezing to death because of your own shitty decisions. Nah, we'll just forget about that.
> Squeaks out an exhale
Are you a rubber chicken?
> His hands are unfairly large
Clearly not that big, since he isn't actually a man.
> The cold kiss of the air is harsh
Indeed, it'd be around -15 C to -20 C. That's cold for us Leafs. That's INSIDE the building, btw.
> Nothing in Viktor's spine or leg dislodges with the landing
Imagine if it did and we have to deal with another added trauma dump of Viktor becoming a quadriplegic all because Jayce piledrived him onto the bed, lmao.
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> Lovely arm muscles and rippling abs
I've seen them on pooners. Ever seen them on 'Elliot' Page? Weak. Even a starved meth head has better muscle tone.
> If I could get hard from blood flow, that would've done it
1. That's literally what an erection IS
2. That flesh tube you call a penis can't do that, so no wonder you're confused.

Oh yeah, show us that scarred arm where you got that Lamprey dick carved out. Satiate my curiosity!
In which the smut properly begins.
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> Flaccid dick out
You'll never guess how large this thing is.
> You obviously know I'm trans, but I didn't really talk to you about my parts?
> You are on testosterone, you don't plan for bottom surgery
So glad we're discussing boundaries and surgical techniques. Makes me feel like I'm on the SRS thread. Jayce gets to keep his T-addled vagina and Viktor has the arm-flaying rotdog. How romantic.
> His joints hurt so profoundly
Yeah I wonder why that is. Couldn't be that because you didn't refuel the generator, that the internal temperature of the building is now approaching -20 C. Your bones hurt because you're literally freezing to death. Fucking your fellow pooner isn't going to help once your limbs begin to match the numbness of your rotdog.
> Under his pecs
What pecs?
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> Beautiful pink and tan flesh
Is he a rainbow fish?
> Happy to follow Jayce anywhere on Earth, and then beyond it
Hopefully he refuels the diesel generators next time.
> The nerves in his cock flaring to life
In actuality, the nerves in the rotdog are either nonexistent or don't work; all that shit about 'nerve hookup' is just bullshit. It literally is a limp tube of flesh inflated by saline solution, thanks to a pump inserted in the leftover labia (modified into a ball sac). If it sounds weird and 'what the hell' territory, it is. It functions just like that in real life - but worse.
> Augmented physiology
Nah, if it really were augmented, you'd get a robo-dick or something. That at least would be interesting.
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OK, so we discover that Viktor's rotdog somewhat hardens - but only if manually done - and that he spent a lot of money, time, and blood on numerous surgical procedures to get the phalloplasty he wanted just as actual pooners do. Masculinization surgery is offered, but involves breaking the jaw and thickening it up to add a more 'masculine' appearance and whatnot. It does not surprise me that his hips give him dysphoria and he cannot shed the other sexually dimorphic parts of him. He wants to feel validated in his own skin, but doesn't want to be categorized as an 'Other'. Sorry, lad, the rotdog already did the job for you.

> Winces as his cock hardens
Yeah, that's a problem. Normal men would be moaning. The fact the inflated flesh tube has fraying nerves that send shockwaves of pain isn't an indication all is well. It just made me wince.
> Nerves at the end stages of healing
Oh, lad. They aren't coming back. They're friend and done. You'll never experience the same feeling as a natal male will with his erection. Too bad, so sad.
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> Stroking Viktor's cock
It'd be like stroking a tube of Pillsbury dough - I mean it feels nice, but it ultimately gives you nothing in return.
> Easily Jayce flutters against his fingertips
I'm glad the labia is all twitchy and stuff like a vibrator.
> Hot, puffy lips of Jayce's gorgeous folds
Where are all the Booktubers mocking this line?
> Behind the twin scars below his pectorals, just dusky enough to disappear
If you can see them, then they haven't disappeared. They just faded against his skin.
> The soaked, throbbing heat of Jayce's hole
Who needs a diesel generator when this boy will suffice?
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> Nudging the side of Jayce's small dick
Small indeed. 1-2 inches is the rule.
> His own blood is practically boiling out of him in bursts of lustful heat
But none of it goes to your dick. Shame you can't even get that.
> Every inch of his partner's stunning, perfect body
That he had to modify heavily with testosterone.
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> I need your cock in your pussy, I'm clean, you can fuck me raw
...not like you needed to worry about being impregnated, because Viktor doesn't even produce sperm. Even a rotdog and the labia-reshaped testicles do not produce sperm. It's an odd thing to say when you're both functionally sterile.
> Half convinced he might cum just like this
I'd be interested to see the mechanics of this, mostly because the 'cum' is just leftover vaginal ejaculate or urine. That of course implies there's been a total vaginectomy and the clitoris has been removed for said phalloplasty, so good luck ever getting aroused with the clit cut off.
> Want my cock in your pretty pink pussy so you can milk me the way you're milking my fingers?
Man, this really needs to be mocked like Booktok trends. He can't really 'milk' your cock because it's a lifeless flesh tube. He'd be better off with a dildo because that's really what your phalloplasty is.
> His cock isn't massive
Of course not. Hispanic Hog Jayce isn't in this universe so we all mourn his loss for at least offering some spice to this. Instead, we have to deal with an arm flesh tube that's maybe approaching 5 inches. Better than a metoidioplasty, but still. Goofy to read.
> Rolling his tongue over surgical scars
I thought he couldn't see them?
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What's fascinating about this is that, later, Viktor admits that he can't actually ejaculate - which is predictable, really, because he doesn't have any sperm and anything produced by his clit would be so miniscule as to be nonexistent. I wonder if Jayce knew about this beforehand; did he fantasize about a true and honest man dick, or the flesh tube that Viktor had? I doubt it was the latter.

Also, fucking yourself with a showerhead is one of those WTF things that absolutely gets mocked in Booktok circles. The showerhead, really? You're that desperate for something hard?

> Swollen, pink t-dick
2 inches growth, defeated by a goddamn showerhead.
> The way his cock visibly throbs
How is it throbbing when it's that small?
> Dangerously whiny. He sounds petulant, like he's moments away from hitting his fists into the mattress
You'll never guess what happens: he ends up clocking himself from the pitch of his moans.
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I thought the cold was so bitter and painful he was wincing constantly? The cold isn't good for your joints as it fucks with the fluids in-between them, so if anything, he'd be in more pain. We are talking about temperatures so cold steel cracks in half. I wonder if this transmasc author has lived anywhere cold, like ever.
> The blunt intrusion of Viktor's cock-head
Well, it wouldn't be blunt, but a weird approximation of what a dorsal head looks like. They tend to look like weird cupcakes with the 'flaps' looking like icing. They nowhere near resemble the real thing.
> Inch by delicious inch
Which isn't much, by the author's admission - which she later retcons by saying he is indeed big because of the size of the RFF scars on his arms.
> His pussy is glistening in the dim light
I'm surprised it isn't freezing up, given how cold it is.
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> Initial stretch too early
Why is this a problem when he's literally dripping everywhere? It shouldn't be hard at all.

Now, the bit where Viktor has to explain how Jayce feels around him is a little bit ironic. Frankendongs don't actually have feeling, because the nerves are all destroyed. It can't even retain body heat - only near the base - so you really are getting fucked by a limp bit of arm flesh that cannot even let the owner know it's inside somebody. So all this talk about 'psychological need' and physical feeling is pure fantasy. You know the author is trying to sell phalloplasty to an ignorant audience, because the real thing is even more horrifying. You'd choose The Thing instead.

> His arm scar is impressive
Earlier the author wrote that Viktor was 'not massive', but now he is, because he's stretching Jayce so much.
> Jayce's hole is tight
Interesting how the Frankendong gets all the male glory, while the vagina is just a hole. I've also never heard of a clitoris being referred to as a 'hardened pearl' so that's new for me.

And why do these people cry so much during sex? I'd be crying that some fucktard physicist forgot to refuel the diesel generators and now we have no heat!
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Man, Jayce really is a rainbow fish with all the shades of red he's blushing!

What I do find interesting, though, is that all the physical reaction and desire is coming from Jayce here. All the clenching, fluttering, wetness and what have you is all from the vagina - the Frankendong is just there. Limp and lifeless like the flesh tube it is.
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> Arching his spine in a sinful curve that drives partners wild whenever he bottoms
Glad to see he still kept his gymnast body. Look at those contortions! And glad to see he's had other people to...experiment with.
> Fucks his cock upwards into that bundle of sensitive nerves
Well, at least someone has their nerves fully functional - Jayce, that is.
> Grind his own cock
There's very little to grind, my dear.
> Your cunt, fucking you, making love to this incredible body
That's nice, but you literally cannot feel anything in that arm flesh tube. How hard is it just to keep Viktor male? Or both of them male?
> Half hysterical sobs
I'm still crying more that this dumbfuck didn't refuel the diesel generators and now everyone is going to be getting frostbite in their own beds.
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> Jayce just feels so fucking good
Except he literally can't feel him. That's the thing - there are no nerves at the end, only near the base. If that. The fact he's getting more pleasure out of Jayce by using the heel of his hand is really something.
> Past the barrier of futile resistance
Was there even resistance to begin with? My man was 'as wet as a waterslide'. What issues were there? Glad to see Jayce can squirt, though.
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> He gushes all over the both of them
Hopefully that shit doesn't freeze up, too. Imagine having to explain that to your superiors - the very people who are going to come calling soon.
> I wanna melt you in my mouth, swallow every bit of you down, you're a goddamn wet dream, baby
"I wanna eat you like you're a marshmellow. You're a goddamn dream!"
God even on the second typing that shit makes me snicker. Christ Almighty.
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> Resists the building need to fuck Jayce brutally hard
...You mean you weren't earlier? What was that about?
> Hnng Nnnng
Oh God, it's the heart-attack sex noises again.
> His cunt is better than anything on the planet
Apparently it's better than functional heating, but do go on.
> Including the toys Viktor used to swear by when he could finally drive his cock into one
Oh, so fleshlights. He worked that limp-wristed dingdong into a fleshlight. Wow.
>I want you to cum in me... Please please please let me feel it
Sorry lad, it's physically impossible and he just admitted it. No creampie for you.
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> Fill me like I'm your fucking toy
Uh, you're gonna have to make do with a replacement, because that boy doesn't have anything to fill you with. Best I can do is Dawn dish soap.
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> Nnnh
Are you a human or an animal? Maybe you are The Thing.
> Made me cum so hard it hurts
It's not nice to lie. It's almost impossible for Viktor to ejaculate at all.
> Finds Jayce's cock with his own thumb instead
> Presses against the swollen nub
Not that big if it's just a nub, is it?

I also highlighted all the times 'pleasure' is used, and it's a LOT - a whopping 43 times. Wew, lad.
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> His fit waist
Huh, thought it was nice and curvy earlier. Must've been me.
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> Wet, clenching hole
> Like his pussy is meal
So his hole is his pussy is a meal. Guess we might as well call it an Air BnB.
> Fucking his fingers in and out of Jayce's hole
But have they froze yet? The generator's still out, bud.
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> Deceptively strong grasp
But not memory, because the whole base is fucked up because he was too distracted by a flash of skin to not refuel the generators. Man I can't wait to see the write-up on that.

> Aching cunt
> Hole
> Labia
Why is labia OK but not vagina? Also notice how perineum is used no problem, but the V word is persona non grata.
> Swollen t-dick
It's barely 2 inches, calm down. You can 'jerk it off' between your fingers. Sad!
> Slurping obscenely
Are you drinking the last dregs of soup out of your bowl? Sounds like it.
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I swear, Jayce turns so many colours he might as well be a lava lamp with how much he's blushing. Why not use him as the generator?
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> Rich caramel eyes
Viktor's eyes are golden.
> Jayce would paint him if he could
Too bad all the paint would be rock solid in ice, thanks to Viktor not refueling the generator.
> Lets himself feel held and protected
Something something female-coded something something

> Jay-bird
> Baby-doll
> Makes him feel small and precious
Funny, because none of those are male pet names. I could call you Bud Dwyer and it'd be far more masculine.
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> Are you cold
...yeah? You didn't fucking restore the generators! THE WHOLE BASE IS GODDAMN COLD, YOU RETARD!
> Marginally less satisfying for Jayce
What, that roid clit ain't working? Say it ain't so. And good lucking getting 'underneath' that hood unless it's detached. It's not like a male foreskin.
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I wonder how the vibrator is even charged when there isn't even an emergency power system anymore. They're doing this in a freezer box and don't seem to care.
> Vibrations pulse into his femoral artery
That artery is pretty deep...you saying that vibrator is THAT good? Interesting.
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All this 'Papi' talk is because Jayce sees Viktor as a better 'father figure' and male figure than he did his own father. I'm not kidding. This is some weird psycho-sexual shit where a woman is upset her father left her, she went to take on his role, and is now having sex with another woman who got an arm flesh tube attached.

Yeah, I'd think I'd rather take my chances with The Thing. Least it can get creative.
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All this talk about Viktor 'pummeling his dick' up Jayce's vagina and trying to breach his cervix does absolutely nothing for me, because once the author made it clear this was an arm flesh tube that has to be supported by a steel rod to remain hard, it's difficult to take it seriously. This smut ain't smut'in.

> Possessed and held and loved and coveted
All very female-coded. Actual men don't give a shit because they only think with their (actual) dicks - that they can be proud of that they don't need a steel rod to use.
> Feel like his whole life might be worth something
Interesting that trans men are the only ones who have internal monologues like these, and not trans women.
> He feels puny and insigificant
If trans men are men, why don't you feel proud and dominant? Shouldn't you feel like you're at the top of the world? Where's all this self-doubt coming fro- oh.
> You're safe with me
Not really, he fucked over the base and now it's a freezer box.
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I sincerely doubt that. My dood had a better time with the shower head.
> I can't fucking breathe
St. Floyd wants nothing to do with your crusty ass, boy.
> Cums so hard his eyes cross
I am to believe that he got the 'ahegao' face that's seen in hentai, or the 'fucked silly' look, but all I got was the impression of a Down's Syndrome person trying to track a bee with their eyes.
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> Spearing himself wide
Hard to tell if that's the case because Viktor's arm flesh tube is of an indeterminate size and girth. It's no Hispanic Hog Jayce, that's for sure.
> Ruined, sore hole
How can it be ruined when it doesn't even have the 'give' of a real penis? You're getting spread open by a Magic Sac!
> Chasing his hard won orgasm
The fact it took him this long shows that A) he isn't a man and B) he doesn't actually get one. It's hard to see why because the clit effectively gets snipped and rerouted.
> He wants Viktor to cum so hard in his pussy it fucking breaks him down
Well you aren't going to get it, sweaty, because the arm flesh tube is physically incapable of ejaculating.
> He wants to make Viktor see whatever version of God exists when he cums
Spoiler: he doesn't because he can't.
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Can't be stretched open by something the equivalent of a dough of bread. It's only the steel rod that gives support; otherwise, it'd just be a floppy thing shoved in there.
> You're so wet around me it's filthy
He can only note that because of how much Jayce is leaking onto his thighs. Otherwise, he physically cannot tell.
> Embarrassing amount of wetness
Gavin Newsom should hire him.
> His voice rises his in his throat with a strangled yelp
Imagine getting clocked because of that, LMAO
> Clenching hole
If you can use pussy, you can just use that. You're not actually offended by the word 'vagina'.
> Swollen t-dick
2 inches of growth. Even your pinky is larger.
> Absurd about of slick squishing
My man really IS a lava lamp.
> Coarse hair of his groan
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes! I missed you!
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Baby-doll is not a masculine pet name, let alone one would call a male person at all. It's a distinctly feminine term, and Jayce later wants to be called by the feminine version of it in Spanish, because suddenly that's not dysphoric anymore.
> Owned, protected
Not female-coded at all.
> Are you a pretty little doll for your Papi?
Is he going to be stored in Demi Moore's house?
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> Enchantingly delicate
Funny how this language is reserved for pooners, and never men.
> Seating him on his cock so harshly it holts against the upper wall of his cunt
Guaranteed it's the steel rod he feels, vs the honest, firm flesh of an actual penis. That's gotta hurt.
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> Burst a capillary in his nose
IRL Tumblr nose, go figure. My man's becoming a reindeer.
> Feminine form feels closer to baby-doll for me
Because both are FEMININE terms of endearment. You're a True and Honest Man going by feminine endearments yet want to be seen and referred to as a man. Pick a struggle.
> It's more like calling me beautiful, in a romantic way
And most actual men don't give a shit. Macready sure didn't.
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> His tight hole
Which one? You're basically using a steel rod to do all the work. That ain't no real man meat there, son.
> Ungh god
My exact reaction to how fucking long this is.
> Letting me use your pretty pussy like I own it
I bet it costs next to nothing on eBay. I need that money to buy some diesel to actually refuel the generators.
> Jayce knows Viktor is cumming
...he isn't? He's physically incapable of it? You wouldn't even 'feel' any thud in that arm flesh tube because there are no veins, no nerves, no nothing. You just have a blood supply there to keep it from rotting off - which half of them do.
> He squirts again in an exhausted, steadily weakening stream
Glad to see Jayce is doing all the carrying in the ejaculation department.
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There's no power PERIOD, you forgot to REFUEL THE GODDAMN GENERATORS, ALL YOU HAVE IS EMERGENCY POWER. Christ Almighty. At least the guys in The Thing had a reason why the power was out vs deliberate incompetence.
> I'll make sure my doll gets his pretty pussy cleaned up
I mean, it'd just be from his own ejaculate and now yours, which really dumbs down the whole 'creampie' and 'breeding' thing. It's a steel rod in a piece of rolled up flesh like a burrito. That's not hot.
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What stretch? You wrote it isn't that big. The showerhead would've done more work.
> Sucks and licks him clean
Well, you wouldn't be cleaning yourself out of him, now would you?
> Cunt
> Leaking hole
Pick one.
> He-aaah
The sound I make when I finally get on the merry-go-round, hell yeah!
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Again, all this talk about using feminine pet names, and the desire to be loved, validated and protected...that's all female-coded. If this was anything like The Thing, the guys would at least try to FIX THE GODDAMN GENERATORS before getting down and dirty. Even a gay man wants to be warm and have some hot water, and as much as he would love to get his ass reamed - getting his ass reamed by a superior over millions of dollars of destroyed equipment hurts more. Priorities, sweaty!
> Praying in the fragile sanctuary of his own mind for kindness and safety
My man ruined a bunch of equipment because he was horny. If that's not a condemnation of how stupid trans men are, I don't know a better example. That's pretty fucking hilarious.
> He certainly let Jayce see every bit of him
He didn't know you had a phalloplasty. He masturbated to the thought of you having an actual penis.
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You're a poor, hopeless romantic. Sorry, bud. And your love just fucked everyone over on that base.
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You can cuddle with your Papi but that isn't turning the lights back on. Hell is that snowstorm still going on outside? Imagine what will happen once their superiors find out. Their asses will actually get reamed by more than just steel this time around.

TL;DR two pooners get trapped in a base because Viktor didn't refuel the generators because he was too hot and bothered by naked Jayce in the shower. They end up banging with Viktor's arm flesh tube with a steel rod inside. It goes on forever. You're welcome.

ETA: Also, thanks for your measured response. I was worried I came across as too harsh (because I admittedly was genuinely annoyed) and was a bit worried that you'd get mad and miss the point I was trying to make.
Nah, I could see the point. But like I said, when I discuss it in that matter it's less to do with being genuinely miffed (unless the author actually IS portraying it in a way that really does come off offensive) than just abrasive, tongue-in-cheek humour on my part. No harm done. Misunderstandings happen.
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Maybe I should really take a break from Xitter for a while. :story:

I'm not familiar at all with ABO bullshittery, so I have no idea if this 'plot' is something that's completely normal & common in their world.
But man, imagine the SMELL of bucketloads of cum. It's so vile lmao.
Yeah, it's actually normal in ABO. They have a very short refractory period, and basically produce enough sperm to put stud horses and bulls to shame. I read one ages ago that was just as long as the fic I posted above, and there was so much ejaculate Jayce had started resembling a water balloon. It was wild.
 
But man, imagine the SMELL of bucketloads of cum.
There are so many plot holes in Omegaverse, but I get hung up on how much more seriously that universe would have to take hydration and electrolyte replacement

Every other high school class would have a fatality from some budding Alpha who wanked or nocturnal-emitted themselves into a fatal arrhythmia. It's a lot of fluid loss!
 
This author got sick with the flu, but that didn't stop her from writing about Dominant Alphas. Archive here.

This is a rather big dump. I got these over a few days.
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This sentence structure is very weird. You know a colon can work just as well, right?
> Baring his teeth like a base animal
Let this remain a prophetic statement. It's going to get wilder from here on out.
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> Betas had a natural calming effect, and while not as potent as an Omega
I really do think ABO have 'scents' like Yankee candles or those waxes you buy online for your wax warmers: sugar cookie, Pine, sandalwood, black cherry, assorted Christmas ornaments, Gweneth Paltrow's vagina, etc. All kinds of scents better suited to a bathroom than a person.
> Displeased growls and irate glars
Yes, these people all act like shitbulls. They are supposed to be human, but under ABO, they all have the behaviour of dogs - with the ensuing knot. Makes sense that it was based on (outdated) wolf pack dynamics.
> A call, an instinct, it took everything in Jayce to keep from burying his fangs into the Beta's neck
Ah, glad to see that biological processes matter a LOT when it comes to ABO, from the same people who insist it doesn't matter anywhere else.
> It was within a dominant alpha's nature to take, to possess
And who gave you that power? Genetics? Huh, what a shame it is that gelding exists and no one ever thinks to use it on you, you Andrew Tate clone.
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> Viktor stood by his side, knowing he was adored and beloved
...By wearing a collar. Literally. Betas and omegas need to wear collars to rampaging alphas don't teeth-rape their necks. I am not joking.

And what was this betrayal? Jayce crossed some consent lines. It's OK though, he's an Alpha and Alphas do Alpha things. It's just biology!
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> Fiery depths of treachery and oppression
Literally how are you oppressed as an alpha? You've gotten everything handed to you on a platter. You're pretty goddamn privileged, especially since you never have to live the life an omega or beta does. This is like saying Selena Gomez is oppressed despite being a multimillionaire. Fuck off.
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> He had chosen to forgive him
> Whether it was truly Viktor's choice or not
So not only is Viktor a trans man, he's also a beta. He can 'change' his primary sex but not his secondary sex - no, he's Born That Way and Can't Change. If he doesn't have a choice in actually forgiving Jayce, the alpha male, that's a double whammy of a stereotype: that beta 'males' can't do shit, and Viktor, who is actually female, is under strict social obligations to take Jayce bag. Rather harrowing in context.
> Because your tree-trunk of an arm is slung over my torso
Just in case you needed to know who the real man was.
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> Poisoned Viktor with his affections and destroyed their partnership with his actions
Literally, in this case. And the saddest thing is? As an alpha, he's not even expected to feel bad - and he later admits he doesn't actually feel bad. Character development!
> Viktor loved him anyways
Not like he has a choice.
> Left Jayce at odds with what he was and wasn't allowed to do
AKA the dominant Alpha hates being told 'no' because Betas Aren't Allowed to Do That and How Dare You.

Also, the fuck are you leaving sandwiches to MOLD in your lab next to sterile equipment? Fucking disgusting, of course the alpha male doesn't have to clean up after himself.

> Beta understanding of courting, of mating, clashed heavily with his alpha instincts
Basically, betas seek more equality and respect in romantic relationships, while alphas just want to fuck and breed. They the worst aspects of men personified, and it's seen as progressive because it's ABO. In a normal setting, Jayce would be seen as an abuser and a control freak. Not here.
> Mark the territory indiscriminately
Like what? Does he piss on the fire hydrant, too?
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> Taught to soothe pack Alphas and Omegas
Their role is to be a literal handmaiden, good God. And don't you dream of an uprising or you might get fucked to death.
> For an alpha, collars were customary to present their mates
So they literally wear collars like slaves. Is this the City of Progress, or the Antebellum South? All you're missing is the 'yes massa' and the whip.
> Approached with more consideration, more hesitation
AKA he had to be taught not to rape. Nice.
> Especially the collar sitting prettily against Viktor's throat
Might as well add a brand because he's no lower than steer cattle. These people are literally non-human.
> Little squeak that followed
Is he a bird?
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So, Jayce presents Viktor with a slave collar AKA mate collar AKA wedding collar, and started preparations for a wedding Viktor did not consent to. He plans this huge event with the flowers, cakes, invitations and everything, and we hear nothing from Viktor on whether he even wants this, and given his distaste for parties in general, I'd say no.
> Wondered if he should have just married Viktor at the top of the ridge
You could have a private ceremony, but 'alpha culture' dictates you present your human slave - excuse me, mate - to the world so no one else can rape them. It's like New York Sharia but without the hoodies and crazy homeless people yelling at ghosts.
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> The fact the collar got in the way of his simple indulgence was a definite downside
...you put it on him? He has to wear it as a form of hijab so he can't get raped by other alphas? It was YOUR idea!
> Felt a little bit like a domesticated dog
No, you ARE a domesticated dog. Except I trust dogs more than I trust these 'alphas'.
> Clashed terribly with the rest of the decor
Agreed, lavender goes bad with gold and red. Notice how he picked the 'feminine' colours. They're also all spring colours as well, and red is usually a summer/autumn colour. I guess ABO involves colourblindness as well as human chattel slavery.
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> Jayce would have noticed if he did
You never asked, so he never answered. We later find out that Jayce doesn't notice anything about Viktor.
> Nested comfortably with his preferences in mind
So he really is like a bird, stealing keychains and pretty things to make his 'nest' nice for his 'pups'. What happens if someone throws bleach on the pillows?
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> A quiet, cruel part of Jayce couldn't bring himself to regret his actions
Of course not. Why would an alpha feel anything human like regret? He's allowed to act that way; It's Just Biology.
> Even when Viktor never fully agreed to it
> Even when Jayce had forced this marriage upon him with one selfish bite
Yeah, but Viktor was totally asking for it and it turned out consensual in the end. Yay!
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> Wrap his mouth around Viktor's cock
As this is a trans fic AND an ABO fic, there will be no magic butt babies, but good ole fashioned heterosexual reproduction. For now, enjoy imagining that 1-2 inch roid clit as a dick
> Resulting scream
Hope you got ear muffs.
> Alpha's face
Do they have specific physiognomy? A CHAD physiognomy?
> Sugary spice truly got sharper as his tongue lapped up more and more of Viktor's juices
So what you're telling me is that Viktor's vagina is like a sugar cookie?
> His nose buried in his curls
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes! Always a mainstay.
> His instincts roared to mount him
Amazing how alpha instincts are just the representative of the worst aspects of men (x2) and they literally have to tell themselves not to rape. This is why you need Jesus.
> It was an irresistible call to his most primal impulses: to claim, to possess, to breed
AKA you're a mindless fuck-dog in a human's body that only abides by base impulses and not things like reason. AKA you're a Neanderthal that barely got out of the cave and cannot comprehend the idea of 'no'.
> He never thought of Viktor as weak
He is in society. He cannot even consent to his own wedding.
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> Omegan purr that greeted him
Now I imagine a codex of all the noises these people make like they're extinct animals or some shit. What sound so Omegas make? Do they sound like pterosaurs? Do alphas sound like T-rexes or like a triceratops? I'd love to know.
> Heat flashed through Jayce at the act of defiance, at the challenge to him and his position as alpha
Of course. You can be born a woman and pretend to be a man, but you can't ever challenge and alpha. That's not social status you absolutely cannot change. Biology rules here and Alphas are to be respected like they're the hormonal Taliban.
> Urge to pin Viktor down and take what he needed was almost overpowering, to sink his teeth into him, to lose himself entirely
Naturally the alpha nigger's first instinct is violence. Do their tags include 13/56 on them or nah?
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> His voice fell into a whine
He should be whining once he's gelded. Interesting how that isn't a concept in this universe: errant alphas aren't spayed and neutered.
> It seemed that was all Jayce was good for these days
OK, this is a manipulation tactic. You'll see parents do this with their teenage or adult children where they go, 'Ugh, I can't do anything right!' when they are criticized. It's a ploy to get the other party to assure them that they've done nothing wrong. DARVO, basically. Jayce is acting like an obsessive rape beast and he doesn't like it when a beta matches his ferocity in bed. How dare he.
> Pile of cashmere
Fuck, give me some! That shit ain't cheap!
> It was a ridiculous sight, all things considered
I mean, yeah. He's a wee pooner hiding under the blankets, because women don't punch men and betas don't dare piss off alphas. Double whammy.
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> As if such a response would mollify Jayce
Only getting your nuts chopped off would do that. We do that to bulls. Apparently, in the ABO universe, alphas do not need to be held to human standards at all.
> Faded to something volatile
> Not when his anxieties took control like this
So he's a moody BPD psychopath. Great.
> Getting Viktor to speak his mind was like pulling teeth at times
Eh, not really. Only in this universe he can't speak his mind, because if he does, he gets the shit beat out of him by alphas. Simple as.
> Did I do something wrong?
Yes. By acting like a rape beast.
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I would. You're marrying him without his consent, because it's your 'duty' as an alpha to force people to do what you want them to do. You've got him wearing a slave collar, for fuck's sake. I would doubt your entire existence and why this society is even structured the way it is. If alphas are such disgusting rape beasts, then they should be put down like dogs. Simple as.
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I don't know why you're angry when it's true. Viktor has every reason to doubt your affection when it's based on control. Jayce acting like he ISN'T a beast and how he's 'so much better' than other alphas because he didn't 'pump him so full his tits leaked with milk and his belly rounded with pups'. BTW, notice how offspring in this universe aren't called babies. They're all called pups - it gives an animalistic quality to them. Makes the non-human detachment greater.
> His Viki
Fucking Hell, not THAT nickname.
> Dulcet submission
Because we cannot have the beta or the trans man be the dominant one. That's just Not in Their Nature.
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> Covered his lithe body with his own
Just so you needed a reminder on who the alpha male was
> Just because I was unaware of your intentions doesn't mean I didn't want it then, either
Huh? If you're 'unaware of his intentions', how could you consent?
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This is really an added insult because Viktor is trans AND a beta. Gotta rub salt in that wound.
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> Nudged against his own throbbing cock
There's hardly any material there to throb. Give it a rest.
> The stretch would be near-excrutiating
Ah, there's the Hispanic Hog we all know and love. Alphas have monster schlongs and they are ready to use it. Are we sure this isn't a barnyard simulator?
> As much as Viktor might actually feel Jayce's cock in his lungs
Lemme guess, it's a 12 incher.
> Shoving the massive length deeper within in
Betting on it now, especially with the 'brutally fucked' line.
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> Burn of his cock sliding into his body
Is it hot enough to start a barbecue?
> Walls fluttering with each violent thrust
Ouch. Luckily, you're a beta AND a trans man, so you were Born to Take It - and yes, Jayce does utter that line.
> Large, warm, completely encircling his entire middle
I've said this countless times, but Jayce and Viktor have similarly sized hands. It's only in pooner fics where Jayce has the yaoi/Divider hands that are so large they cover his entire waist. It's also the fact that trans Viktor is always written as delicate, frail, and small - the uwu smol trans boi - so the contrast is even starker.
> The outline of his cock, showing right through his stomach
Ah, so it is a 12 incher then.
> Every point of teeth anointing him with a rush of venom
So in certain ABO universes, alphas produce venom that bonds them to their mates - aka sex slaves - like oxytocin does to humans. This venom is so potent that there is no cure for it and once bitten you are permanently bonded to that alpha. There is no escaping it or identifying out of it. You're stuck with them forever; divorce is practically impossible.
> Making sure Viktor could do little more than lay there and take his cock
Fitting, then, that he's a beta and a trans man and that's all they're good for. It's certainly Freudian in nature.
> His violence, his obsession
This would be hotter if you were not a penis nigger acting like a shitbull (redundant, I know).
> Careless cruelty
I thought Jayce was being nice?
> Screaming as slick sprayed between their bodies
Nice alliteration. You have to appreciate how much vaginal ejaculate these pooners create. Who needs water reservoirs when you can use them?
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> He couldn't bear the thought of hurting him
What's all this talk about 'careless cruelty' and violent obsession, then?
> Drool slick all over his cock
Is his vagina a dog, too?
> Little more than a red-blooded Alpha, dominant title be damned
So you are a slave to your instincts, then. You forced Viktor into a marriage he didn't want, force him to wear an anti-rape collar, and basically lord over him but suddenly Viktor is the one who dominates in bed...despite you earlier losing your shit when he dared to trying to take control. Consistency is a given when you have the IQ of a shitbull.
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> His pussy stretched lewdly on his cock
Is he the size of a Coke can, or what?
> Tiny, delicate waist fitting in between Jayce's hands
Yeah, that's a female. Involuntary clocking, go figure.
> Keep defiling his body like this
What's that about consent and not wanting to hurt Viktor, again?
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> Slick sprayed between their bodies
Again? This is twice now.
> Even when he was fucking into Viktor the very next moment until he was screaming
If he screams any louder, he'll break Mariah Carey's glass shattering record.
> That Godforsaken Hunt
Whoa, we're in Bloodborne now? Where's my man Ludwig?

And yes...the smut got repeated twice...this time from Jayce's POV.
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> Pain edging out pleasure
Ah, this cliché, eh?
> Pull out before Viktor was made to take his knot so suddenly, so viciously
Did he even have a choice in that? No, really: it's not like he could ever refuse an alpha at all. What they say goes. And Jayce nearly had a shitfit when Viktor tried to match his freak.
> A silent scream
> Squirting with a scream ripped from his throat
OK I am sending him to California. Look at all that slick he's producing - he could save an entire state!
> The Beta (?)
LMAO IT HAS TO HAVE A QUESTION MARK BECAUSE EVEN JAYCE DOESN'T KNOW
> Even Viktor found himself far too permissive of Jayce's actions
It's not like you could refuse. You're a beta. You literally have no rights. It'd be worse if you were an omega.
> He was crushed by over 100 kg of muscle and dangerous affection
Juuuuuuuuust in case you didn't know who the actual male was.
> Desperately breeding his freshly violated cunt
There's always this language about vaginas being 'ruined' and 'violated' as if they can't take multiple penetrations. 'Violated' and 'violent thrusts' and all the language pertaining to violence paints a picture of something other than rough sex. Hell, Viktor is forced to marry Jayce...what other choice does he have other than being a Beta (?) ?

Predictably, the author moderated comments, so it's only praise for her, lovelies.

This one got rather popular, mostly because it's written by viktortaliss, the Twitter user who started the JayVik week earlier in the month. She's an orbiter of FangFilet, HexHomos, Queercatfan/Beth and other reaction/meme creators, so she has a little bit of sway. Let's see if she's worth the praise.

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In his case, you actually CAN feel his bones through his muscle, because he has no muscle tone. A minor gripe, but still.
> If not a little demeaning
This happens a lot in fics like these: Jayce means well and tries to help Viktor, Viktor snipes at him that he can take care of himself. It happens enough that it makes Viktor seem rude; more so that he's a pooner. If you're a real ass man, take care of yourself.
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> It felt odd to be cared for in such a simple way
That's the second time this has been said, and the first time Viktor said he actually hated it. Now he likes it? OK.
> If he wasn't a bit self conscious of his own tiny, cheap place
Skill issue. You make enough money for a better apartment. You go cheap, you get cheap.
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> Embarrassingly oblivious at times
This is also another common trend in fics like these: Jayce is the lovable dumbass who means well but knows jack shit. In truth, he might miss a few cues here and there but he is capable of reading the room. He's a quick learner.
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> Asks if Jayce wants to smoke weed
> Acts surprised when Jayce agrees to smoke weed

>Realized he was high because he sort of stared at his hands for a moment
Weed affects people in different ways, but I can't help but notice it always hits the half-white boys like you see in movies. I'm waiting for the 'whoa, man! I can see ghosts in the basement, Scoob!' comment.
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> He'd be lying if he said he ever thought about kissing Jayce before
That's convenient.
> Jayce was infuriatingly handsome and aggravatingly adorable
And he has a big cock, so that's a winner. You'll see this in action a few screenshots later.
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He means sexual libido. In some it can increase libido, in others it doesn't. In these fics it always makes them horny.
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In typical fashion, pooner Viktor goes around sucking off random men to establish himself as Dick Sucker #1, and never have to worry about contracting STDs from unwashed dick. He does it because he's 'lonely' when watching porn at home can suffice. It's always the pooners who are 'natural sluts' and it's really something to keep noticing.
> Jayce was big
Of course! He's the Hispanic Hog! And he's going to use it to the max here. Not only is Viktor Dick Sucker #1, he's Deepthroater #1, too.
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Mm, not bad. If you were just going off this, you'd never know Viktor was actually a woman.
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Funny, the summary for this was that Jayce would give Viktor a blowjob. Which is it?
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Now this is interesting: Viktor points out that the men he sucked off had no interest in returning the favour, and he was left alone to get himself off at home. No one was willing to listen to his feelings, and it makes him feel terribly alone.

AKA, a trans man discovers that actual men can really be assholes, and only care about getting their dick sucked - news at 11. You would think that there would be some self-awareness here, but no.
> A one off blowjob was one thing, but reciprocation? He would be going past the point of no return
AKA he finds a man who actually does care and is so head-over-heels at such a romantic gesture he doesn't know what to do. If it sounds female-coded, it is.
> He seemed genuinely upset that no one had ever made Viktor cum before
And this is, in fact, a common trope in romance novels: other men can't get the woman off because they don't care to find the clit, until Magic Man here ticks off all the boxes and makes his dreams come true. How...vanilla.
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> He had never been shy about nudity
> He did hate his body
Pick one.
> Except now, he did feel shy
Right, because he's being treated with love and respect and has his boundaries respected and a man actually wants to suck his clit - I mean cock. Totally masculine and manly, bro.
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> Spark of jealousy ignited in Viktor's gut
This guy admitted to sucking dick in a competition so he didn't feel lonely, and now he's mad that Jayce did the same with women. Shut the fuck up.
> He had never had to tell anyone what he wanted before
I wonder why that is?
> The words felt foreign to him
Oh?
> Keeping his head down and taking only what was allowed of him. He was far too scared to ask for me
Interesting how in every single one of these pooner fics, said character feels restricted on what they can say or do, and has to keep their head down so as not to anger other males. It's almost as if their 'true and honest' male character can't talk over men or occupy their spaces without being rendered invisible.

Almost as if they know they are not actually men.
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Yes, this 'cock' is either just a regular clit or a roid clit, because we don't know if Viktor is on T in this. You can assume he is, but some authors never declare that. This 'blowjob' he's giving him is for a 1-2 inch clit (yes, this would probably sound like the Bible by now based on how repetitive it is, but still). There's not even enough material to suck. You'd have better luck with a chicken drumstick.
> He looked positively fucked out
Weird, they didn't actually do anything to warrant that look. Must be the weed making Viktor's pussy look like a strobe light display.
> It did horrible things to Viktor's heart
Oh, is the pooner getting romanced by the hot, muscular guy? Say it ain't so. A big dick really does change everything.
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There's nothing to suck, buddy. You'd have better luck sucking off a balloon.
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This fic, at the time of writing, almost has 200 bookmarks. The author is going off her Twitter prestige to get attention, and despite all the bookmarks and kudos, I'd have to say it's really no big deal. I've read other 'Yo we're high and we're fucking like we're on ecstasy instead whoa Scoob gimme the Scooby snacks' fics before, and this one isn't memorable. The BJ is probably the only thing that can be noted but that's because it's the typical 'big dick goes into tight throat' thing. It's not terrible, but it's not great, either. It's easily forgettable.
In case you want to know what her fans are like, take a look here:
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Don't ask me to translate.

I almost didn't want to do this one, but this one started an entire meme. So let's do a MEME 👏REVIEW.👏
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That's great, but you DID write this fic based on the intricacies of pregnancy and a termination, so it's hard NOT to overthink it. If you don't want to overthink it, don't write it. The subject is intentional.
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> Getting pregnant was not a part of his plan
You have a female reproductive system. Unless you were proven without a doubt to be sterile, best to assume you can still get pregnant. In this case, Viktor's health was a major factor, as well as constant infections that would have affected his reproductive system. Alas, he still had heterosexual sex, and this happened.
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> He hadn't even minded not getting a choice on this
...really, nigga? Because for many, that choice is the single most important thing for their bodily autonomy.

I also have to note, darkly, I might add, that even a trans man cannot make choices about their body. It seems they never got the male privilege they wanted to badly.

> So why the fuck was he pregnant?
Uh you took a dick up there? You missed a period? You were having sex with an actual male with sperm and you had eggs that were still functional? Homie you are a genius. Act like one.
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Why are you asking? Aren't you already working together?

> You fucked me so hard that you got me pregnant with your child, something that should not be possible
I mean, there's always a possibility with PIV sex. Guess Jayce really is potent.
> If Jayce wanted Viktor to keep the baby
Right, so given the content of this fic, and the context overall, all this talk about choice really doesn't matter when a trans man is prioritizing what the actual man wants vs what he wants. Shouldn't the choice be yours, and as a True and Honest Man, shouldn't your wants come first and not be doubted? Hmm.
> Admired all the individuals who were brave enough to push a baby out of their vaginas
This comes out as so clinical as to be heartless. What a way to treat your fellow women - er, birth givers.
> It would be a big problem if Jayce decided that the value of the fetus was about the value of Viktor's life
Hoo boy, we're getting into that kind of debate, eh? Again, if you're a man, why should his opinion matter?

We also learn that Piltover is bigoted when it comes to reproductive choices, sounding more like Texas than the City of Progress. I doubt this would ever be the case.
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Again, this comes out as so clinical as to be heartless. I don't see why this would be an issue in Piltover when they allow trannies to walk around - no, seriously. I also have to wonder why abortion is not allowed, but sex changes are. He can get testosterone but no medication? Huh?

> He does not need a man's permission to do whatever he wants with his body
But he's already a man, why is this an issue?
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> He wanted the thing between them to work and flourish
You can try talking to him? I get the pining and all that, but you're dying, my friend. You have nothing to lose.

Plus, Viktor has a lot of nerve talking about infantilization when he calls other women 'people who push babies out of their vagina'. Buddy, you're going to be one of those people - show some respect.
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> He had always found patronizing
Weird how you, as a man, cannot control what others think of you. It's almost as if they know you're not actually a man.
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He doesn't want to be treated as fragile, and hates how people forget he's a grown man...yet he's a grown man who had unprotected heterosexual sex and ended up pregnant. Have some accountability.
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You mean 'principle'. A principal runs a school.
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That didn't need to be said twice. Also, the Sun is already white, Jayce, it just appears yellow on Earth.
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I was going to say: that's awfully hypocritical of you to say.
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So why did you sleep together then? Was that easily assumed?
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> An unexpected wave of rage washed over Viktor
Why? Are you shocked that a male has such a blasé attitude towards your pregnancy?
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Why would you be afraid? You're both men, you can use reason and rationality to discuss this, right?
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Ah, there it is. The True and Honest man secretly yearns to be bred and have a family behind a white picket fence, along with a dog. You can never escape this female dream, it seems.
> High on pregnancy hormones
By the way he's acting, it sounds like he's already on the table giving birth. Do you need a taco?
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> His occasional fantasies of retiring together
Add a home garden and maybe a beach house. This girl really wants to live out her tradwife dream.
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> We don't need children to form an official family
Officially? Yeah, you do, because it's a continuation of your family line. Together, you two can be spouses, but you don't have a family. A family is an extension of kin, which you don't have.
> Intelligence was very attractive, it perfectly rattled his hormones
It appears you have a case of the uglies, then. This could have been prevented with a condom.
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> He hated having play catch up with Jayce
He's on the same conversation? Calm the fuck down?
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That's great, but we aren't dealing with hypotheticals here. We're dealing with an actuality.
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WHOA. Did someone get Bill O'Reilly to narrate this?

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I agree. It's a shitty place to put a crib.
> Once the unborn baby becomes an unborn toddler
Did you adopt a pit bull too?
> Moving in together and having a baby before getting married...that the textbook definition of teen pregnancy
You are both adults. You made the conscious decision to sleep together. Plus, this is sex out of wedlock; and a weird form of spicy straight sex because Jayce isn't really having gay sex. So uh, hooray Jesus?

> I would need to baby proof the lab
Yeah, bring your newborn to the lab where there are high powered lasers and explosive material. Who needs to worry about a clinic when you can have a post-term abortion?
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Indeed, this is a very sweaty time, sweaty.
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If you're already a True and Honest Man, why do you need his support or validation at all? You should already have that and be able to do what you want.
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Again, if he doesn't need Jayce's validation or his permission or whatever...shouldn't he have that as a default? You know how the saying goes, 'if men could get pregnant there'd be an abortion clinic on every corner', where are they? How come Viktor still feels like a victim?

Oh, right. Because of his female body. Trans men can't convince men to take them seriously, go figure.

> Let's kill this fetus together, partner
Jeez. Here I thought Planned Parenthood was cold and clinical. What a way to treat a serious subject.

Degrassi did it first, and then you had shows like Euphoria doing this. Just like Mpreg, this subject is a cheap drama tactic, and Viktor does admit he wants the token tradwife white picket fence. Oh, and here's the end note:
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Men don't get pregnant to BEGIN WITH, you retard. That's something women do. And the fact Viktor has no agency despite allegedly being one speaks volumes, too. Everyone knows he's not a real man - well, except for the author, who's also trans, and the trans man himself. I wonder when they'll ever find the answer.
 
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He should be whining once he's gelded. Interesting how that isn't a concept in this universe: errant alphas aren't spayed and neutered.
It takes a few good tags/summary to overcome the A/B/O tag and get me interested in a story, so I don't know how common it is but I believe the term is "bitching," for turning an Alpha into an Omega.

In an imaginary world with an additional sex spectrum overlaid, there's still call for fantasy forcefem. But I've only run into the device in a couple of fandoms, so it might have a more common name, or at least different names. When I saw it in a Hannibal fanfiction, where it honestly makes sense because that dude likes his little projects, there wasn't an in-universe name, and IIRC the tags were all about noncon and medical torture. I think it's mostly the young people anime who use "bitching."

It would be interesting sociologically to see what would happen if someone just started writing straight-up castration of asshole Alphas into their stories. Would it take off?

eta: A&N normal people try to comprehend Pronoun Pandemonium: The “gay fanfiction problem” is a linguistic dilemma for the ages.
 
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Hey, the lack of context for English pronouns compared to other languages is genuinely an interesting topic, and optimistically assuming the TikTok user the article is quoting is referencing real linguists, I could see a linguist making a tongue-in-cheek off-the-cuff remark about "the gay fanfiction problem" since slashfic is honestly probably where you're most likely to see extended scenes with only men interacting in anything that's been written in the past 15 years. (Yeah, Lord of the Rings famously only has like eight female characters, half of whom don't have lines and one of whom is a giant spider, but modern fantasy aggressively goes out of its way to avoid that and give themselves asspats for being "better than Tolkien".)
 
slashfic is honestly probably where you're most likely to see extended scenes with only men interacting in anything that's been written in the past 15 years
Like I said in the thread, it's not just that it's an extended scene with two men interacting, both men are also in the same physical space doing the same thing, so it's easy to lose your antecedents. If you have the same two dudes talking while one of them is at the helm of the ship and the other one is next to him trying to read a chart, there's a lot more context. If they're fuckin' there's a lot of similarity in their actions, location, and immediate goals.

You can have nearly the same problem writing an unarmed fight, especially as a new and amateur and unedited author.

this isn't a problem like "the lithium crisis;" this is a problem like "keeping your working tension consistent so the stitches are even."
 
A fine interview indeed. Hope you brought your paper towels with you, because this is gonna get messy. I had actually written all of this out, and I in my retardation proceeded to accidentally delete it all. So this is v2.

Let's see what the audience had to say:
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Well, then.
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Disappointing who? Your family? Yourself? Others? It sounds like 'being a disappointment' would be better.
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What I noticed the first time, and the second time reading this, is that is it WRITTEN that Jayce is feeling despair...but you don't actually see it. It's simply said. We're just going through the motions here; nothing actually feels serious - until we get to the smut.
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I actually liked Sky here, even if she appears for one scene. She rarely gets mentioned at all in these fics because she's the 'Bitch in the Way'. Amazingly, though, despite her short appearance, she manages to have more character than Jayce.
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Benzo is also a great character here. Interesting how all the background characters have more depth than the main here. Jayce is just reacting to his surroundings; he doesn't really DO anything. You could swap him for a nameless Reader and it'd end up the same way.
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Lol, I like the drunk chick already.
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Leave it to Vander to be a better, more interesting character than Jayce.
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> Sarcastically, in the absolute silence of the room
This is abrupt and doesn't flow well, let alone read well. This is beta-read, btw.
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> Are you that stupid, or just naive?
He's drunk so he's both.
> Still a little drunk
> In combination with alcohol
We already know he's drunk. You don't need to write it twice.
> High boots with massive fasteners
If I didn't know better, Vivziepop designed his outfits.
> Hs palms are covered with fingerless leather gloves, the digits are ringed with gold
You'll never guess what he does with these.
> Amber eyes that gleam amaranthine
Shimmer does change the eye colour of the user, but only the violet shade dominates. Having his eyes be BOTH amber and amaranthine doesn't make sense, let alone flow well colour-wise. How can amber gleam a purple-red? The purple-red is the dominant colour!
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And this is where the piss fetish comes in. Trust me, it gets pretty wild.
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> How good it can feel to deny himself such simple needs
Be lucky you never had to get a uterine ultrasound where you had to drink a fuckton of water in under an hour, and the absolute strain it puts on your bladder just so techs can get a nice image. That shit does NOT feel good.
> Jayce stares at the thin lips
Viktor? Thin lips? GTFO.
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> He drops with such force that the chair almost tips over backwards
For a small guy, that's quite a feat.
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Borderline molested is right. But it's OK, he's drunk and he's still consenting and he needs this job, so any misgivings he feels will be undone because the 'guy' doing it to him is hot.
> Viktor spits, and Talis feels the saliva and phlegm, bitter from the Shimmer, flowing down his tongue and straight into his throat
Gross. Imagine catching a disease a la purple loogie.
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> Bloodshot arousal literally jumps out of the slacks
His dick is bloodshot? Whoa!
> Jayce can hear the baron licking his lips at the sight of the thick, pulsating organ
When I read 'pulsating organ', I don't think of a penis, I think more of the heart because it actually pulsates. If a man's dick could throb like that, the orgasm gap would be nonexistent. It's just a goofy thing to write.

I also have to note that the way Viktor talks here is also goofy as fuck, and I mean it that he sounds like a Hazbin character. He's meant to be aloof and sarcastic, always in control and someone you don't want to fuck with, when he sounds and looks like someone who can get the shit beaten out of him with a Twinkie.
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> Poor guy's brain can't accept the desires of his body
Drunk goggles are a helluva thing.
> Jayce is frightened by this unknown and gut-wrenching thing
Don't worry, he doesn't stay frightened for long - not when his dick gets hard.
> It comes out and comes out
In which Jayce uses his pants and the chair as a toilet. Didn't know Smashmouth had a cameo here.
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That's right: Viktor slaps Jayce's face with the hand covered in piss, and then demands that Jayce be a human sink and clean off his fingers for him. I wasn't aware that they were doing the Bear Grylls challenge.
> Jayce's dick oozes with urine droplets and precum
> A mixture of bodily fluids drips down into the already impossibly wet mop of pubic hair
And you're touching that shit? Despite the piss-drunk smell? I'd be in there with an industrial hose and the strongest, most astringent soap you can find. That boy is getting CLEAN.
> Jayce smells the scent
Yes, it's drunken piss, sweat, and dried blood. It ain't no Calvin Klein or Chanel No. 5.
> The fingernail of a dirty hand runs weightlessly from base to tip
Imagine Jayce getting an infection on his foreskin from that pooner's dirty fingernail. That smegma will have nothing on a staph infection.
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> Everything that Viktor takes away from him feels like the greatest gift
The 'greatest gift' to you would be soap and a shower, you fucking bum.
> He no longer needs all this
You need a mop and some bleach to clean that piss off that floor AND some leather polish. Ugh, I want to wash my hands already.
> Jayce is afraid of disappointing
You just wet yourself in piss and cum, disappointment doesn't even come close. You're lucky the pooner is as degenerate as you are (also, note how FTMs have a piss fetish, MTFs a scat fetish. Interesting contrast.).
> Disgusting odor of his own body hits his senses
A day's worth of sweat, drunk sweat, drunken piss and dried blood, and probably pus. Bleach may not be enough here.
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> The baron's apparel is saturated with Jayce's fluids, his scent
Yeah, and good luck getting those stains out of leather. That sounded like expensive drip and was ruined in under five minutes by a bum. Never underestimate a horny, drunken bum.
> The thumb wipes away the tears
That's the same hand that touched his piss-stained dick, btw. I guess Viktor really IS a man here, because men usually don't wash their hands after pissing. My OCD is getting triggered.
> Moist glistering right on the handle
Was he masturbating with it somehow? While sitting on Jayce while he was becoming a human toilet?
> The baron pulls out his still smoking pipe and takes a drag
Was it still smoking in his shirt? I'm amazed it didn't catch his shirt on fire, but given how much piss there was in this Bear Grylls challenge, he could've just used Jayce's urine to put it out. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

As it turns out, this fic was based on a piece of fanart, seen here:
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You can see the steampunk references and where I got the Hazbin reference (the feet, mostly). Jayce here looks like Garen, right down to the haircut.

Knowing that the above fic was beta-read, I decided to look into the beta-reader herself, who wrote this fic while overlaid in Vancouver Intl Airport. I do not know if she's a Vancouver native or if she was just stuck there, but she wrote this in under an hour. Of note is that she is friends with MGCraig, who wrote a gift fic for her, and has a pubic hair fetish:
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Alright, then, user with nigger lips, that makes me even more curious to see if this beta reader is any better, and we'll answer the question: 'Who beta reads the beta reader?'
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> He's had a already nap today
What kind of English is this? This is no mere sleep deprivation at a major airport. Don't call yourself a beta reader when you do this shit.
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> They still teach him something, sometimes teach him something
This did not need to be repeated.
> As his newer one had been shattered on the night of the hexcore revelation
Jayce made him a new cane after his old one had been shattered during the Hextech experimentation, not the Hexcore. It's never once damaged or destroyed when Viktor works with the Hexcore, and we never see him with another.
> This is Viktor's face, smoothed to perfection
> Something has spread across this man like an infection
Then it isn't perfect.
> An opalescent webbing blurring part of his face
See point above.
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> I am a possibility
This solves and answers nothing; it's obvious that this is a future Viktor. I don't know why Viktor acts like the new visitor is 'mysterious' when it shares his face.
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He walks slowly around him twice, and has a weird obsession with body hair. This pops up again later during the smut.
> The genitals of this being are something shared between them
Despite this declaration, Viktor later wonders if future Viktor is the same as him, genitalia and zippertit scars and all, even when his questions were already answered. Retconned by your own fic, wow.
> Golden stripes blaze proudly below the pectoral muscles
> Awfully reminiscent of the scarring Viktor wears on his own body
And now he knows he's gotten 'top surgery', and still wonders if he's still the same. Ho hum.
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> Why do you think?
Indeed, why does anyone think? Does a bird think when it flies? Does a parrot ponder philosophy?
> His chest is a mostly smooth expanse, with a sprinkling of faint hairs under his solar plexus
> The scarring under his pectorals is smooth, silvery, and unable to grow hair
Most men don't grow hair in that area - unless you're Greek. You don't grow hair over scar tissue, anyways.
> His underarms are good enough for the man
Again, I don't understand the body hair obsession. Is it meant to highlight 'proper masculinity' or something else?
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> His underarms and chest are being ignored
...Did you want him to rub his face in them, or something?
> Dusting of small, dark hairs that thickens as they trail downwards, fingers drifting through the more rowdy curls
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes. Ever the mainstay.
> Red is often used to indicate impure and evil intentions
It's also a sign of albinism. If Viktor's eyes are glowing red, maybe it's time to call Adam Smasher.
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> Such a ripe humanity
"Thanks, I haven't showered in a week."
> Deadpan, dripping with feigned gentleness
This is a contraction. Being deadpan means nothing is feigned, and 'feigning gentleness' means you aren't being gentle. What are they serving at Vancouver airports?
> You were born with similar anatomy?
Yes? This was already answered when you made a mental note of it, including the golden mastectomy scars?
> Viktor's little cock
Indeed, we're talking 1-2 inches here.
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Why is Viktor asking future Viktor if his genitalia and scars mean they're the same...when that's already been answered? Memory loss in your own fic. Joe Biden really HAS rubbed off on people.
> His cock has grown in its arousal, a stiffened nub
So...not much, then.
> He knows that Viktor likes intermittent contact on his cock
And who doesn't?
> Drooling cunt
Someone get a napkin.
> The stranger's fingers are long, long and dextrous
Finally! Someone respects long-fingered Viktor! We need that representation, dammit!
> Capture his cock
Not much to capture, bud.
> Rhythmic wet squelches
Guess we really DO need that mop.
> Surround Viktor's clit
Just stick to female terms at this point. I can at least stop with the microdick comments.

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> Texture of the stranger's tongue feels different compared to when it was against his cunt
Does it feel like a cow's tongue or sandpaper? Now I'm curious.
> Much the similar position
To what? And this doesn't make sense.
> Shocked to find the similarities and differences
This was already answered when Viktor first spotted Nu-Viktor's vagina once he undressed. This shouldn't be repeated ad nauseam.
> This man's cock is much larger
By how much, it is not said. No measurements are given, so we're to assume it's an XXL roid clit, especially since it's 'standing out' from the labia. It's pink and flushed, and you're left guessing if it comes close to the Hispanic hog.
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> Feels the press against his bundle of nerves
First it's cock, then clit, and now this. Pick a term, already.
> Colours the sound a moan
You mean, 'colours the sound OF a moan'?
> Caught himself make
*Caught himself making
> Shifting to rub their cocks together
Without a number they're basically going to war with erasers. At least give me a few inches, bro!
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> The man's larger cock is bullying his into submission
Which isn't much, mind you; these are roid clits barely larger than USB stick.
> That grating cock against his doesn't stop
See point above.
> That swollen cock gives a twitch of desire
Without knowing how big it really is, this means nothing. It could be a twitching chicken wing, it could be a twitching eraser. No one knows.
> That huge, engorged t-dick
You gotta pump those numbers up, man.
> Immediately he sucks it, as if it were made of hard candy
A stick of hard candy would be bigger than a t-dick.
> It has a syrupy-sweet floral quality
Syrup tastes a lot different from flowers; it tastes more woody and sugary, especially if it's genuine syrup.
> It's perfumery, not sweet like honey but more like chemicals
This is a blatant contradiction, especially when you just wrote it does indeed taste sweet. Chemicals suggest something abrasive and strong, if not unpleasant - I think of acid and vinegar, not a perfume. Perfume suggests something floral and light. This is malapropism.
> It's so large that when Viktor catches it between his lips, he can angle his head to rock it in and out of his mouth just a tiny bit
So it's not so large, then.
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> It could be mistaken for scientific inquiry
Well, what else are you fucking for?
> When he rubs the flat of his tongue from the stranger's drooling cunt up to his cock, it earns him a gasp
So...is the t-dick so big it's hanging over the cunt, or...?
> A sore mouth
I somehow doubt that.
> Gentle rise of his cunt, the shiny split-open flesh of his sex
don't know why I thought of a club sandwich while reading this, but I did. Just split open bread and lunch meat. Great imagery.
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Now this is interesting: Viktor's new body has the capability of ACTUALLY mimicking male genitalia, which is something you don't often see. Normally, they just stick with the trans tag and that's it.
> A purple digit thumbing over his treasure trail
Does it lead to El Dorado?
> Causing slick to gush out of Viktor with every punch inside
You sure we can't use this guy as a water pump?
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> The purple man's back
Is he Grimace, now? God, now I don't want to imagine what happened in the ball pit...
> Instead he's being fucked senseless
Well at least I can believe it NOW, since we have a robo-dick involved.
> The stranger
He's you, bud, come on now.
> Fuck shallowly into Viktor's hole
> Stimulating Viktor's hole over and over
Which one?
> It's an entirely sensation over again
Entirely 'what' sensation?
> Those three fingers petting over his swollen cock
Which isn't much, mind you.
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> Eager cock
> The ruts into him are fast, eager
This didn't need to be written twice.
> My time has come
Do not fucking tell me this is a Kung Fu Panda reference.
> We've hardly begun the science
You fucked your doppelganger so he could distract you from any questions about the future. There, I solved the plot in under ten seconds.
> Viktor can feel the semen gush out of him
At least I can believe it this time. Why not be creative with the genitalia? This is a transitioner's wet dream - why not maximize it to its fullest potential?
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> He watches Viktor like he is seeing someone who has died
I don't know why this made me laugh. It's so goddamn abrupt it's goofy. It's not like we were going to have a deep dive into the ethics of time-travel with this, and hell, you'd think Viktor could have deduced this was a distraction to keep him from asking questions. He doesn't, though; he just rolls with the sex and the robo dick and that's it. Fuck a woman good enough and she'll never ask questions is what I'm getting.
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> Silver-red stare
Is he Vlad, now? He never had a silver-red stare; his eyes are a mosaic of colour after the Hexcore. They actually go back to his original gold when he's feeling compassionate or sad.

In any case, having a beta reader doesn't always mean your work will get better. This was a beta reader and she repeated herself and forgets essential plot points in her own work like she's Joe Biden, and no, I don't think it was just sleeplessness that was the cause. Vancouver may suck but come ON. You can represent that expensive shithole a little better.

This fic was also based on art, seen here. I featured this artist in the SJW thread, where, among her most notable works, she can't draw hands or feet.
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In keeping up with the 'you really need to bring your own soap' theme, this author hasn't written in 11 years. Let's see if this fandom oldie has improved.
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> He is not a jealous man
> He can feel something devastatingly close to jealousy
So he is a jealous man
> Viktor doesn't hate Mel
Suuuuuure he doesn't. The author insist she doesn't hate her, either, but this entire fic is comparing her inferior black pussy to superior white pussy. White pride worldwide, motherfucker.
> Viktor doesn't much care for these events
> He didn't desire to go to any of these meet and greet events
Yeah, we know. You said it already.
> So Viktor had sighed for an entire thirty seconds
An entire thirty seconds? That's hella autistic.
> Peppering his pale hands and kisses
Yeah that's not gay. Or outing yourself to others on what your actual relationship is.
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> Chest bulging beneath his beige vest
> The seamstress who tailored Jayce's trousers were surely a pervert
Sounds like you're more of a pervert than she is, because all you're focusing on is how how your Hispanic muscle man is and how you can't wait to get fucked.
> With his bottom lip stuck out
Are you five? Stop acting like a brat in public.
> He presents to Jayce an empty cup, head tilted to the side
He's doing this to make sure Mel knows her place and that white pussy is better.
> Jayce and Viktor's relationship isn't public
You're making it public now, bud.
> There are moments where they are not careful enough
Such as this one.
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> He's left the two front pieces of Jayce's hair in a permanent state of loose curl
Wouldn't 'loose curl' work just as well?
> Ivory cup
I thought it was porcelain?
> That ugly feeling starts burning in his blood once more
All I can hear in this pooner's mind is, 'this fucking nigger how DARE she get next to my man I'm so much better than her, that fucking spearchucker'.
> downing the rest of the coffee within less than a minute
So he chugs it like a trucker (so hot🙄) after trying to lick at the cream like he's simulating licking off cum. Hope it wasn't McDonald's coffee hot.
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> Intimate pat on his lower back gives the Zaunite butterflies
This pooner is so moody they don't know whether to stay mad, be bashful or blush like a maiden. Helps to stay consistent on a mood vs always appearing a BPD nutcase, you know.
> He can tell it gets under his skin that Jayce brought company
Only if it's BLACK company. White pooners don't like anything darker than an olive skin tone, and that's a fact.
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> Pent up primal rage
Which just amounts to tiny, clenched fists and a bunch of high-pitched yelling. There will be no fist fights here.
> Who's
*Whose
>They almost meet in the middle, to his twisted delight
Just in case you needed to know who the woman was. Jayce's hands are always made obscenely large in these fics; it's the yaoi hands thing but on steroids.
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> An oasis waits there for him
Ah, the 'man starved' cliché. This is a mainstay, too.
> The sight of Viktor's pussy, dark curls trailing down in a soft v
Man, someone needs to get a landscaper, because these Rapunzel pubes are growing everywhere like kudzu. Better yet, get a goat and we'll do this for cheap.
> Not many people can say they've had the Defender of Tomorrow crawling for their pussy
I assume Mel has, but black pussy ain't nothing compared to white pussy. Jayce will throw away his Mexican heritage just to get a little whiter.
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> Hunger of a dying man
Eh, depends on the context.
> Salty with a hint of sweet
So...like a Peek Freans?
> Nothing, nothing tastes better than the feast that Viktor offered between ivory legs
What did I say? White pussy is the best. You can conquer the world with it. White pussy pride worldwide.
> Viktor's bottom growth, steadily flicking his tongue along the underside
You're working with barely two inches here. There's not much 'growth' for you to slip in your mouth.
> Circles Viktor's entrance
> Hole
If you want to be truly gender neutral, just use entrance. The fact you can use the vaginal sex tag as much as you do means you don't actually hate the word.
> He's been ignoring his bladder for the past hour
Oh, wait until THIS scene. You're gonna be amazed at how much comes out.
> His small cock throbs between them
Indeed. I've seen bigger Toblerones.
> Schluck schluck schluck
Is he a dog lapping at his water bowl? Sounds like it.
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> Thoroughly face fucked
Not really. Too busy focused on him sounding like a dog drinking at their water bowl while he's eating you out.
> Who's fucking grinning down at him
In which Viktor can control his stream as well as a man and proceeds to mark his territory like he's a dog.

He continues, able to control that stream and urinate all over Jayce, soaking his clothes and getting it in his beard, and he sits there open-mouthed like a pelican.
> Moans open-mouthed like a wanton whore as Viktor pisses in a heavy stream that hits against his cheeks
Impressive he has that much control in his streams.
> Licking a stripe from hole to clit, all the while Viktor is still pissing
So he becomes a human urinal, going so far as to actually drink it, sucks Viktor's roid clit, and then not wash the piss out of his beard:
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Yeah, no. That is going to smell for days. Going to a meeting smelling of days old piss and vaginal ejaculate will make people think you fought in a meth house for a week. Wash your goddamn face.

AND THEY DID THIS IN THE KITCHEN, NEXT TO FOOD. Someone call the goddamn health department!
 
You don't often find fics where Viktor keeps his 'Arcane Herald' body, but when you do, they're either interesting in a fucked-up way, or they take the concept and proceed to fuck it up. This is the latter. This author also goes by 'Reaprat' on Bluesky, which sounds oddly close to 'Rape rat'. She hasn't written anything for eight years. This is the result.

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> Hips mirroring the ironwork curves that held in place the stained glass of a window
Eh, what? His curves are holding stained glass windows, now?
> Jayce would treasure the cellular makeup of the man regardless of its form
Well he doesn't have cells anymore, and when he did, he had the cellular makeup of a female, so...
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> Draw his eyes from side to side until meeting those glowing pinpoints in the center
Not gonna lie, I imagined him going cross-eyed there like a set of googly eyes.
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We find out that Viktor is still somewhat ashamed of his body - mass genocide and assimilation notwithstanding - and Jayce tells him he's all good and he loves him no matter what. Commence the foreplay and the emotional support.
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That oral fixation will come to a 'head' (haha, get it?) soon enough.
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> They're two men broken beyond repair
Well one of you is not a man, cellular wise, and is now a biomechanical machine that can be whatever he wants - and you are not going to imagine what kind of 'parts' this boy gives himself.
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> Simulated sunrises
Eh, what? A sunrise isn't simulated. It's a real thing.
> It was an attempt to heal a horrific injury
He got a compound fracture to his tibia; with proper care and physiotherapy it can be treated within six months. He was able to swing that hammer around with that support brace, so it clearly isn't that bad. He was more than mobile - he could still run.
> A dislike of being mother hened
These fics try to write Viktor as valuing his independence, yet never actually SHOW him valuing it. They love talking out of both sides of their mouths.
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> To twist them together would come to the same conclusion
I don't know why, but this sentence just didn't read right to me. Maybe its the preceding sentence, but it just feels off. "That desire left him in an interesting spot" would work just as well.
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> Hands that were once dwarfed by Jayce's were not all encompassing
Just in case you needed a reminder who the woman was.
> Thumbs brushing over dark curls
Someone please get a landscaper for all these wild bush hairs. It's so thick we can put the dodo in it.
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I'll admit, I do like Viktor's sarcasm here. Makes it somewhat tolerable.
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> Condensation forming with every kiss
...he's that moist? I guess he really IS like a window.
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> It reminds him of how he thought sharks were smooth as a child
They feel like sandpaper because of microscopic teeth, you're welcome.
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> The smell of ozone mixing with the slight metallic hint
So rain and motor oil. Copper, maybe?
> To find it suddenly grazing against something much larger than he had anticipated
Just wait until you find out how 'large' it actually is.
> Slight folds framing the hole
I'll give the 'hole' a pass - for now - because his genitalia is indeterminate. It really is a hole at this point.
> At the top sat a recreation of Viktor's clit, albeit thrice the size, a good four inches
That's right: you get four inches worth of material, which brings you to the average penis size of a Pajeet. Of all the things you can do with this concept, you had to go with the smallest size. Sad!
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> To the underside of Viktor's dick
It's slightly above micropenis level; I wouldn't even call it that. It's an enlarged clit that can't even reach full hermaphrodite status. He's a machine at this point; play with it a little!
> He suckles at his cock, tongue moving firmly around every swollen ridge of it
I can't. It's four inches. There are chicken wings larger than that. C'mon, man!
> Is practiced enough even with the somewhat unfamiliar anatomy
So either Jayce has gone down on women, or he hasn't and this is entirely new to this and he's still doing it like a pro. Good for him, I guess?
> He gasps for air when Viktor's cock falls from his mouth
Buddy, it's four inches. What are you gasping ON?
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> Jayce kisses at his twitching cock
There's really nothing impressive about it, bud. There's a reason why sex toys are so popular.
> Oil slick iridescence
Careful, you might get the US Army to invade.
> An anatomical improbability, Jayce's hands are big
It's been made clear that Viktor's body is no longer bound to human limitations, so really, popping a fist up there shouldn't be an issue. If anything, that fist is going to be bigger than that t-dick, so have at it.

(Also, it's always a habit that Jayce's hands are made huge in fics like these, just to highlight the sex differences between him and Viktor, but they're totally the same sex, yo.)
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> Viktor's hole slips over the widest part of Jayce's hand
Eh, it's a weird body. If you want to shove a volleyball up there, have at it. Make Goatse man proud.
> That chest bursting adoration
Are you going to hatch a xenomorph now, too?
> Turning giggles into broken cries for more
Imagining Herald Viktor giggling creeps me out more than the fisting. It's like what would happen if Regina George got sucked into Skynet. Nightmare fuel.
> Focus slowly snaps in on Viktor's cock once more
Compared to Jayce's dick, it's a laughing stock. Even in a new body you cannot compare to the meaty man cock. Sad!
> I love your cock
I'd be embarrassed if I had one and that was the size I chose in a body where I can do whatever I want. 4 inches? Make it 40. We're making monsterfucking great again.
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> Until he can feel him start to choke
On four inches? People have a harder time mowing down hotdogs.
> It's only then that it occurs to Viktor that he can
Yeah, but it's with a four inch roid clit. You mean to tell me you can't make it bigger despite changing your body to resemble a real life jellyfish (you'll see what I mean in a moment)? C'mon, now.
> Has taken the blueprints his anatomy offered and brought the truth of them to light
And all he ended up with was four inches, the same sized dick as an Indian. Sad!
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It's four inches. He'll be fine. I wonder if he'll be able to feel it. There's a reason why many gay men are size queens.
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> Curls him into a crescent moon
Are they becoming moon pies now?
> Would feel the press of his cock at his hole
Before, he would've had 1-2 inches to work with. Now he has four. His own fist would give you a better experience.
> You're inside me
You don't have to lie, you know. He's not Mr. Big.
> Why Viktor denied himself all those years
Because he had nothing to penetrate with? A strap-on would've saved him the humiliation.
> Drags his own fingers across his torso like string for a cat
So...he's shredding his chest with his claws?
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> Sudden emptiness
You were never full to begin with.
> Dripping cunt
Oh, is this what we're going with, now?
> What was even in there?
The backrooms.
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> As if every inch of Viktor's biology was created with Jayce in mind
I mean, he was originally female, and he is using an approximation of a vagina to take your penis, which is the 'natural' mode...and yes, Jayce decides to slide his hands inside of Viktor because he's got a pocket dimension inside his hips and it gets wild from here on out.
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> Viktor's profession rains down from above him
Which profession is that?
> He slides his hand in further, behind his cock
Yes, somehow he manages to slide his hand in a flesh pocket behind Viktor's vagina and manages to rub his own dick. AKA Viktor's anatomy is like those 'slimes' you see sold on YouTube: gooey and stretchy and firm (and comes in Studio Ghibli themes!).
> Presses downward to watch the smooth bulge that appears along Viktor's stomach as he does
Funny how Jayce's dick can do that, but Viktor's cannot, because we're talking about 10 or so inches of man dick and Viktor has four of his neo-clit. Even in a new body he can't escape that kind of humiliation.
> Every perfectly constructed curve catches the light in ways he'd only seen in paintings
Very feminine-coded. A true 'draw me like one of your French girls' scene.
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> A painter's medium dripping onto Jayce's stomach
I'm sure Bob Ross is proud of this 'happy accident'.
> The barely there noises of someone caught in a wet dream's sleep
...an odd choice of words, but I'll file it away under the 'shit that sounds weird while trying to be poetic' file.
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I'm so glad you posted this after eight years, Rape rat, and all those 'friendly faces' that harass creators and anyone who writes a ship they don't like. But hey, Scott, thanks for writing about all that oil - the US Army would like to know your location.

In my previous post, I covered the work of an author named Rekki, who is friends with MGCraig and had a fic gifted to her. This is that fic. Craig is one of the more popular authors in the fandom, and her works get a lot of hits and bookmarks. This was posted a few days ago and, as of this writing, has 154 bookmarks. Her other works also gained a lot more attention as the fandom grew in number, and she's well known in the CoD fandom too. I've posted her in other threads for her 'Haitians aren't eating the cats and you're a racist' tweets, as well as the infamous 'My dom triggers are activated' from her original novel. In this fic, Jayce has a sweat kink and Viktor has underarm hair like a yeti. Hope you got your loofahs ready.

This story is also beta-read by an author who wrote a fic (in it, both Jayce and Viktor are male) where machine oil is used as anal lube.
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> They're scientists first and responsible men second
> Wear nothing but shorts and a tank top in the forge
That's the fastest way to get third degree burns due to stray sparks, and for molten metal to burn right through your clothing. This was beta read and yet the gooner-minded author couldn't be bothered to point out this single fact: you don't wear fucking shorts in a forge. Even Medieval blacksmiths wore protective clothing!
> Viktor has poor circulation
Oh, I wonder what that could be from? You'd think the testosterone would make it better since that's what it does in males.
> So it's been five nights without Viktor
And Five Nights at Freddy's
> Also because of the heat, Viktor smells really good
Spoiler: Jayce has a sweat kink, and he decides to dive right into that smell of T sweat, oil, and grime. Because we listen and don't judge.
> He shows up each day freshly showered
And he spoils his clothes with all that pooner sweat, gross. AND he doesn't change his clothes, btw. He just continues working in those soiled clothes. My man must smell like a gym sock.
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> Jaye had no idea how to ask him to stay without it seeming weird
" Hey I want to tongue fuck your armpit, I was inspired to do so by your own kinks, but only you can be the kinky one because you're trans and I don't want to be the creep, OK?"
> Viktor keeps it novel, he's into things in the bedroom Jayce never considered before
Ah, we're leaning into the 'trans Viktor is a slut/sexually experienced' and he knows all manner of dick sucking, dick riding, sex toys and kink because trans men love that instead of crying on Grindr on how no gay man wants to be their top. But the real question is: does he use a loofah?
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> Breathes in the scent of sweat and oil mixing on his skin
> It's the same as Viktor always smells, but more potent
So, despite showering every day, he smells like sweat and oil. Must be that T sweat leaking through; pooners are known to stink.
> Surge of what can be described as territorial...over Viktor's desire to shower
The shower isn't the worst part - it's how thick those arm pit hairs are - which you'll see in a minute.
> It's been five nights without Viktor
We know, you wrote this already. Your beta needs to do better work.
> Feeling where his delicate ribs give way to the soft divot of his armpit, where his hair is thick and textured underneath his shirt
That's right: this little pooner is so fucking hairy his hair is TEXTURED like it's a 1980s hairstyle. You could probably claim it as a Chia pet. So fucking thick you could host endangered species in there, and so thick a local Mexican won't cut it down for cheap. Hair so thick you could sell it to cancer patients as a wig.
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> It's not even that Jayce has a thing for his partners now showering, he has a thing for Viktor and that's being extended to the farthest possible conclucion
AKA the 'I don't have a fetish you're my fetish and you enable my fetishes' kind of dynamic. It's pointless to write this anyways, as it was already made clear that Jayce has a fetish.
> Ducks down to lick at the sweat beaded next to the crook of his underarm
I'm surprised one even managed to escape. His armpit hair might as well host Skull Island.
> Whether or not this is his thing normally, Viktor's clearly enjoying himself
Viktor was the one who 'opened Jayce's horizons'; without him, Jayce probably wouldn't be licking at armpit hair like a deer at a salt lick.
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> His armpit is unshaven
We know, you already described the 'textured hair'.
> Thick with dark hair that's almost uncharacteristic against how ungodly fucking small Viktor's arms and shoulder are
So his hair is so thick it makes his arms and shoulders even smaller, like it's fur on a bear. Nice.
> Something undeniably heady and masculine juxtaposed against his delicate, bony limbs
Just because he has the hair of a Greek man doesn't make him a man, and the fact so much focus is on his 'delicate limbs' just highlights the sex differences. Viktor is an uwu smol trans boy and his armpit hair is the only thing 'fluffing him up' so to speak.
> He smells musky and sour underneath the nearly faded spice of his deodorant
I highly doubt deodorant would work with hair that fucking thick, and if he smells that sour it probably smells like spoiled milk - and that testosterone would NOT help things.
> Jayce buries his nose harder in Viktor's underarm and licks the damp hair
> Jayce holds it down firmer and laps at his armpit, at the thick hair
Imagine he gets a hair ball and has to cough it up like a cat.
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> They didn't bother to turn on the central air before starting this
They were planning to before they left, but they conveniently forgot.
> Probably because Jayce licked his armpit clean with his tongue
With that amount of hair? That'd be like grooming a chinchilla. I bet there's mold hiding in there, somewhere.
> His cunt smells fucking amazing when it hits the humid lab air
Are you going to make a candle out of it?
> At least he doesn't have to justify his desire to eat his partner out against some societal expectation - that is solidly normal
What an odd thing to say. What do you mean by that? That it's more acceptable to eat out a 'man's cunt' than a man's dick? 🤨
> Viktor's been sweating in his boxers all day
Don't worry, it's not as sour as his armpits - not yet, at least.
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> Revels only momentarily in the way it covers most of his slim abdomen
Just in case you needed a reminder on who the man was. Jayce with the yaoi hands again.
> He lifts up and licks Viktor's bush from the apex of his little cock to his belly button
So not only does he have the 1-2 inch roid clit, he's got the Tarzan pubes - two mainstays of this fandom. With how thick it is, you could probably wring out the sweat from those pubes like a mop.
> He's no longer calling Jayce disgusting
I really don't want to know what is considered disgusting in this relationship. Hopefully it's not BlueFolf's 'shit on a plate' disgusting.
> Where the hair is the thickest, wetting it thoroughly with saliva
You probably couldn't get that bush wet with California's reservoirs, that's how thick it is. And you don't need to imagine the smell - the author already did that.
> Underneath the sweaty musk is the salty-sweet taste of Viktor
I sincerely doubt that. It probably tastes and smells like spoiled milk, given hour 'sour' Viktor's pits where. I'm surprised Jayce even managed to find the clit in that fucking jungle. You couldn't even get a Venezuelan to chop that shit down.
> Jayce works on his cock
That barely manages to poke out of the Tarzan jungle, btw.
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> His index and middle to the hot core of his cunt, his pinky finger worked into his ass
Hope you wash that hand, afterwards. If Viktor's snatch and pits are that bad, imagine how bad that sweaty ass would be. It'd be man-ass with ass hair out the wazoo. Shrink wrap tape won't be enough to rip off that hair.
> He buries his nose in Jayce's armpit and inhales
At this point, they're like Pajeets in how they love armpits and shit. Hopefully designated shitting streets aren't next.
> He's been focused on Viktor's smell
Hard to ignore it.
> On his sweat, on the way it's left an indelible impression on Jayce in the lab the last few days
A sweat kink, and armpit kink, and an asshole kink. Send this man to India ASAP.
> Grind the hell of his palm into Viktor's cock
Well at least you'll be able to reach it there - somewhat.
> Licks the length of his armpit with the flat of his tongue
So does Jayce have as much hair as Viktor, where it's layered and you can even style it, or does he keep it trimmed? Hombres wish to know.
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> So turned on he's pretty sure he could get off rubbing against Viktor's stomach like this
I thought he was already getting off with the sweat and taste of Viktor around him?
> Viktor licks him again and his tongue is cool in comparison
Why did I think of a cow's tongue when he did this? Probably because of the blue colour.
> He likes the idea of changing what Viktor's into in the say way Viktor rearranged Jayce's brain when they started fucking
You already wrote this.
> Tastes himself on his lips and tongue
Would it be spoiled milk, or stale beer, since Craig hangs around Wisconsin bars a lot? I'll let you decide.
> Then withdraws his fingers from his ass and cunt
I can't imagine what his unwashed ass smells like, especially if the ass hair is the same thickness as his underarm hair. Eugh.
> One of Viktor's hands thread through his
It better not be the same hand that fingered his ass.
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> He can bury his nose into his armpit again
A nice feat give how big his head is. The whole position is kinda awkward when you think about it.
> Though by now his armpit mostly tastes like Jayce's own saliva
Buddy not even the water in the Hoover Dam can get that pit wet. Did we forget the hair under his pits was layered? Greek men can't even compare.
> Laved clean in worship
Press X to doubt.
> Jayce is almost drunk enough on Viktor's smell and taste and how his cunt is quivering around him
His cunt is already 'quivering' and 'clenching' and in a 'hot, gripping clench,' thank you.
> Hard mount of his cock
Which is barely sticking out of that Tarzan bush, and is dwarfed by Jayce's pinky nail.
> Only a few strokes of his cock
There is nothing there to stroke, because it's 1-2 inches, fam.
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> Comes with his nose in Viktor's armpit
I'm surprised he hasn't found Fraggle Rock in there.
> His palm on Viktor's cock
Which is still smaller than his pinky nail.
> Clean up with some rags piled by the lab sink
Nah, you are going to need some soap and a loofah - and a fuckton of industrial grade wax, because you can make a Persian carpet out of that hair.

This was obviously a barely disguised fetish. You can thank a bar-hopping Wisconsin white woman and a Vancouverite for this. The reason why this got so many bookmarks is because of the author's name - as said earlier, Craig is a widely known author and her works get a lot of hits and bookmarks. She's one of the more notable trans Viktor ficcers and she writes trans Soap and Ghost as well. @soft breathing actually linked one of her CoD fics, which had 850 bookmarks at the time. She's also very vocal on Twitter and I posted her in the Tranny Sideshows thread for her habit of crying about Palestinian genocide while also posting graphic porn in the next tweet. Another work of hers is featured here with co-author SirCumference, who wrote that wedding fic with the fucking Coors Lite and where Viktor has a metoidioplasty.

I have read far better written fics that barely got as many bookmarks in the short amount of time Craig's did. That's what having a wide social media net on Twitter and Discord gets you. Sadly this likely won't translate into a large audience for her IRL fiction, because lo and behold, 'activating my dom triggers' sounds fucking stupid in an actual novel.

As for her beta-reader - she also has a very popular Jayce and Viktor where where machine oil was used as anal lube. I have not yet read it but there was a brief fight in the comments over said statement. The author has a similar writing style to Craig, so you can absolutely see who inspires whom.

This one was written as in 'inspiration' to one of the top three fics in Arcane, 'Love Is the Law'. AKA 'I burrowed the plot and added enough shit sprinkles to make it my own'. She wrote this while at her job, and it was based on a tweet about how small Viktor's thighs are compared to Jayce's (that I posted in the general Arcane thread). This is that result.
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> Just as Viktor countered Jayce with, he couldn't sleep
This took me a few tries to parse together, and eventually it fit. It's a wonky way to write an intro.
> The man was huge
Compared to your uwu trans boi frame? Yeah, he would be.
> It felt like he was being stalked by a predator
Fitting that it's the trans man always getting stalked, and never the other way around 🤔
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Yeah, there are quite a few fics where future Jayce goes back in time and tells Viktor to shut down everything Hextech - without ever deviating and suggesting things like improving it. It's a fundamental issue with S2 that they're copying and not bothering to fix because they already think it's perfect (hint: it's not).
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> It's a curse, Viktor
He says that while carrying around an Arcane corrupted hammer, an Arcane corruption growing in his flesh, and makes the rail gun for Cait. Rules for thee but not for me.
> Heimerdinger was right
He's also dead.
> Viktor tried to ignore the jolt of heat the action sent down to his core
Glad he's already hot and bothered by the sexy Hispanic man that snuck into his lab. That's not a 'vanilla' fantasy, no ma'am.
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> It was undeniably sexy
This is also undeniably female-coded. There's more build-up in Catalinaville.
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> It was so wrong, he kept telling himself
Yeah, and you keep telling us, too. He feels shame around 4-5 times.
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> He might as well commit
> Letting whatever happens, happen
This is the same thing, you retard!
> From his swollen dick
Your toe is literally bigger.
> Their teeth clinked against each other
Ah, toasting a glass, French-style.
> Tongues dancing around one another in a tango
Yes, she used that cliché. No, no one called her out for how goofy it sounds.
> shamefully heated passion
Get ready, you're going to see this word used a lot.
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> Viktor should feel ashamed of himself
You already wrote that.
> He also figured it would be a deeply unpleasant internal conversation
You already discussed that.
> Jayce's thigh was twice his size
This is actually true, but remember that Viktor was deathly ill and Jayce was fully healthy. He had time to build muscle. Viktor in his OG LoL form actually got pretty big before he became a full cyborg. My man had muscle.
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> Nearly unblinking like he was trying to commit the image to memory
Oh, so he's like a lizard?

That sex dialogue is also goofy as fuck. For such a 'shameful' action, nothing actually fucking happens!
> Could he have pursued him sooner, pursued him immediately
I mean, yeah. If you asked.
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This was a problem with S2: Jayce's hypocrisy in wanting to dismantle Hextech while making new weapons for Cait and Vi and running around with a corrupted hammer. In these fics, we're expected to believe that past Jayce and Viktor would abide by the warning and just outright destroy it, vs trying to change it and make it safer to use. The overall end message of S2 was, 'if you try to harness magic yourself, you're wrong and should kill yourself, but if you're a natural mage owner, you're attuned to Nature and you're good'.

> It was sick, and it was perverted
This is the fifth fucking time you've felt that way. Shut up.
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Yes, just destroy your life's work instead of actually trying to create the butterfly effect by making it different. Most authors don't actually deviate from the main plot of S2 all that much even when it sucks. They use the time travel trope and other tropes to explore a 'what if', but they seldom actually take the concept of fixing Hextech vs outright destroying it. But that's an overall show complaint. As for this: completely forgettable. But I bet you still remember the armpit sniffing fic, eh?
 
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Nice to see you again, Kiwis. I have some terrible content for you (or a goldmine, depending on how you want to look at it).

Don't want to click that link? I don't blame you. That's why I took screenshots. Don't fucking say I didn't do anything for you.


I looked through the author's notes of a few of these and they actually have... fan art to go with them. No, I'm not linking it. Do it yourself, I already feel like I need to take a shower.

Also, lol
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This one is listed as 'chem-sex', but the only drug they smoke is weed. No ripping off the heads of bats in this one.
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> Huge duffle back
You mean duffle bag?
> Kiramen
FFS, can't even spell 'Kiramman' right.
> The THC from his pen
That's right, Scoob: trans Viktor vapes weed. I've read a few fics where does use marijuana as a means of dealing with his pain, but the usually blow it out of proportion or use it to lead into a blowjob. This fic is the latter.
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Effexor, in case you aren't aware, is an anti-anxiety med and anti depression med. You aren't supposed to mix weed with anti-depressants because the THC fucks with the SSRIs, but in this case, it seems that cannabis doesn't react to Effexor. So he got really lucky there.
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Glad to see we're right into the 'I want to jump on your cock' stage, and this is just the first introduction.
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> Clings to the defined muscles of his upper arms
First meeting and he's already salivating over his muscles. You might as well grab a bucket for all that drool.
> I want to ensure you're never put into a position where you feel unsafe again
Says a lot that Viktor, the trans man, is always put into a 'safe space' because he cannot stand up for himself. An added bonus is that it was Marcus, a male, who made him unsafe in the first place - and punched a hole in the wall! You just can't trust Asians, smh.
> Didn't believe he was guiltless in the whole Marcus situation
If he was a man, the guilt wouldn't be as harsh nor would Heimerdinger look down on Viktor so harshly. The fact that Viktor is always the scapegoat as a trans man is not lost on me.
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Ah, so this does take place in America, where you do get shitty mental health care unless you have the money - and then it STILL sucks. But it also begs the question: he got the money AND the coverage for his 'trans affirming' surgeries, but none to fix his leg or lungs. That's both a condemnation of said healthcare system, and the priorities of these people. PT comes second to getting your tits chopped off, go figure.
> Aren't entirely convinced he's going to slit his wrists
Well if you're gonna do it, commit to it. Besides, that's also a very...feminine way to go. Real men would use a shotgun and get someone to clean the brains off the ceiling, Bud Dwyer style. Be a little bolder.
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> Are you a real fucking doctor?
I hear his handiwork is exceptional.
> Sex
Yes, this is something you should talk to your PT about on the first session. I get it, he's breaking the ice and being very honest...but how many people actually do this? If a man said this to a woman, it'd be workplace harassment. It's just not professional to do. But I get it, we're leaning into the 'hot for sexy doctor' sort of thing. It's still weird to talk about it on the first session.
> He wonders if Jayce has immortalized Viktor's request to make him better at sex
He's a PT, not a sex therapist, and again, if the sexes were reversed this would be sexual harassment. Viktor is just making Jayce uncomfortable on purpose to test his boundaries and see if he can get a good dicking - and it works.
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> The muscles of his arm bulging against his scrub top sleeves
Damn, thirsty already?
> Lifting Viktor back to his feet as easily as he'd lift a carton of milk
I mean you are barely 100 lbs soaking wet, and female to boot. If Jayce wanted difficulty, he'd go to his local KFC.
> His hands are huge on Viktor's waist, his shoulders
Yaoi hands strike again. These authors always make Jayce's hands huge, no thanks to that one shot where he clamps both of them over Viktor's one hand in Ep 9 (they do appear big in that scene). But this is always done as a tongue-in-cheek reference to let you know who the real man is. Pooner hands are always tiny.
> Like leather and patchouli
So he smells like a hippie's old leather chair, nice.
> Viktor has been repeating that to himself every time a poorly time T shot lines up with Jayce's hand on his lower back
This took me a few times to decipher. Is Viktor injecting T into his back, or is he doing it into his stomach parallel to where Jayce's hand on his back would be?
> Maybe buy shorter shorts
Yes, become that uwu trans boi slut. You'll never hit The Wall, son.
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> Frustrated tears in his eyes and pen in hand
I know this is meant to highlight how Viktor struggles with his disability...but I laughed. Just seeing a wee pooner Viktor sniffling and crying in his bed with a weed vape pen is almost Reddit-level tragedy. I just can't take it seriously.
> Though his stomach swoops when Jayce lifts him up onto the exam table with hardly any effort
Pooner gets turned on by big muscly man who can lift him up no problem, news at 11.
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> His voice comes out smaller than he intended
And why would that be? Aren't you a real man? Shouldn't you be MORE confident and self-assured? What's with all this crying in your bed with a vape pen and acting small in front of real men? Oh, wait.
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> The thought immediately turns into something much hotter
Yes, Viktor is going to suck that big ole dick and Viktor is going to have those lips on him. Would you like fries with that?
> God, he needs to get put down or something
Do I need to call PETA?
> Viktor blinks, thinking, I do?
Where's this self-doubt coming from? Viktor is a confident man. If he isn't made a woobie, he acts like an unsure wo - oh, wait.
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> Smoking a bong is like sucking cock
Well that definitely came out of left field. If smoking a bong is like sucking cock, then you should stop eating all phallic-like objects, like sub sandwiches and popsicles (this was also a Superbad subplot, btw). If you're bobbing your head and moaning while taking a hit, I'll assume something is wrong with you.
> He feels Jayce's eyes on him, staring at his throat
He's sizing him up to see if Viktor's throat can hold that Hispanic Hog. Spoiler: it will.
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> Soft little sound that's entirely too hot for Viktor's taste
Don't worry, Hispanic Hog Jayce will pump up that heat - and that pussy.
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Uh, Jayce is aware he had a spinal issue that was fucking with his lungs, right? That could only be fixed with surgery. And he admitted that he doesn't do opioids or nicotine, so he IS making an attempt to take care of him. He's just lazy.
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> It's a big bulge
As if it would be anything else.
> If Jayce were to move his deliciously fucking huge hand
Damn, we're really on DK Mode here. I bet you could play tennis just with those hands alone. And you know what they say: big hands, big dick.
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> The scars that frame his chest
I wonder if it's the crescent moon shape or the dog ears. You never know with these people.
> Viktor eyes the wet slap of Jayce's hard cock against his stomach and practically licks his lips
Well SOMEONE has to have the actual male penis; anytime there's an attempt of penetration on your end it's like sticking a thumb tack into a sponge. At least Jayce can perform a hard carry here.
> God, he wants those things to suffocate him. They're thickly corded with muscle, as wide as Viktor's palm
It's been established that Viktor's hands are small compared to Jayce's, and Jayce's hands are large enough to encompass his entire midsection. By writing that Jayce's thighs are 'as wide as his palm', it means you gave him meth head legs. You SHOULD have written, 'as wide as his head', because that is accurate.
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> The dark curls at the base of Jayce's cock look so soft
Everyone in these fics has Tarzan pubes. They've never so much as trimmed down there in their life. It's gotta be Lara Croft territory by now.

As for the deepthroating here...not as great as I thought it was going to be. Hard to go wrong when you have a male character that's packing, but it looks like Viktor doesn't do a hard carry here. Shame. It almost reaches 'huh, interesting' status and then it's over.
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> He comes with his cock so far down his throat he can barely taste it
At least he got his protein intake for the day.
> You have very big hands, Jayce, and I am interested
I'm sure in another fic he's going to use those DK mode hands to test out the 'limits' of Viktor's vagina. Maybe he can find a portal to the Titanic up there.
> Viktor realizes Jayce is chasing the taste of himself
He can't, he just jizzed so far down Viktor's throat it might as well be a milkshake, remember?
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> Cunt throbbing in the cool air
> His hands skirt over Viktor's chest, one coming up to trace the scars, the other petting down Viktor's ribs
Uh huh. Very pretty. It's either the dog ears or the squiggly lines that mismatch the nipples. Nothing worse than asymmetrical nipples.
> Can I touch you, Viktor?
You already are? You just pinched a nipple?
> Jayce's fingers idly trace shapes in the dark curls there
Ah, there's the Rapunzel pubes. What did I say about that being a mainstay?
> Finger tracing the rim of his hole
You just used 'throbbing cunt', and candidly used the tag 'vaginal fingering'. I know you dumbass pooners aren't actually offended by the term.
> Jayce's hands are so big he could probably wrap them around Viktor's waist and touch over the small of his back
But his thighs are 'as big as Viktor's palm'. In any case, his hands are a little bigger, but they're not that huge to wrap around Viktor's midsection twice. That is a pooner thing, because women in general are smaller than men.
> His clit, stiff with blood
Surprisingly, the author didn't use 'cock' here. I was mildly surprised.
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Viktor's so wet, he might as well become a washing machine. Be sure to add Downy to soften your clothes.
> Like a fidget toy in Jayce's big hands
Get it? Because he's an uwu smol trans boi. If this is also a fidget spinner reference, I haven't seen those in YEARS.
> Viktor moans when he sees how wet Jayce's hand is
I am always impressed how wet trans Viktor gets in these fics; it's almost obscenely comical in the amount he produces, when IRL testosterone dries up the vagina within five years. It's not 'wet as a water slide' material, but oh, we do get some banger quotes.
> Then immediately sticks his fingers in his own mouth
> Viktor bites down on the fingers of Jayce's other hand
Which hand? The one in Jayce's mouth, or the one in Viktor's vagina? Is Viktor biting him with his teeth or his vagina? 🤔
> So he can watch Jayce lick his fingers clean
He's already doing that? Which hand did you bite?
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> Enjoying the floatey, spacey feeling of his high
You already wrote this twice.
> Viktor's mind and his cunt both agree: damn
Ah, female sexuality is an amazing thing. Hot men really can break down those 'I don't need no man/I am a man I don't need male approval' LARPs.
> Cups back
You mean 'comes back'?
> Jayce seems to think Viktor's pussy is the solution to his dry mouth
And the California wildfires, if we're being serious.
> Sliding off from all the damp slick
You mean to tell me those Tarzan pubes didn't absorb the liquid? I'm shocked.
> High, his need to come is a distant conern
This is an awkward sentence. 'While high' sounds better. Or just cut it completely.
> Thirty minutes and two orgasms later
Damn, give Jayce a medal. That's impressive.
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> Closes his lips around Viktor's clit and sucks on it like a straw
Remember when I said this fic had banger quotes? This is one of them. It's one of those ridiculous, 'so-out-there-you-can't-believe-it-was-written' quotes that really wants to be sexy, and ends up being a quote you use to mock it.
> He's far too high to deal with a weeping doctor that just attempted to drown himself in Viktor's cunt
And here's another one. Jayce nearly met his end with the Titan submersible that is Viktor's vagina, and realized he couldn't get enough. Instead of a mean drunk he's a horny, sad drunk. Still good at eating cooter though.
> I broke like three beds in college
You have IKEA. Get some more.
>The hot doctor is insatiable in bed and wants to eat me out until I cry
Every woman's wet dream in a nutshell. Female sexuality is amazing, even when they try so hard to pretend to be men.
> His cunt lets him know the job isn't finished
Oh hell no, you need to stuff that shit like you're a fattie at an all you can eat café. That thing is ravenous, its appetite unending. Only the Hispanic Hog can save the day.
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You'd end up like Adriana Chechnik, who had to get her spine fixed with steel rods and had to re-learn how to walk. In your case, you might as well resemble the Cenobites once the first IKEA bed goes.

All in all, I do like the concept. Hot PT fics are hot, but the minute the author wrote that Jayce's big thighs were 'as big as Viktor's palms' when he's a tiny pooner killed it. BJ scene was also a nothingburger. Great concept, and a trope I like, poorly executed. Now all I can smell is patchouli.


Edited for additional content. This one is a T4T bonanza - and I suggest you bring a mop. The author plans to write more in this universe, so if there is any new content, it'll be posted here. It is unavailable to non AO3 users, but luckily, I screen capped the whole thing for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

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That's also how you get gonorrhea.

The way this fic works is that all the lewd sexual fantasies occur within the text, a la center spacing here. Turns out, pooner Jayce wants to get gangbanged by real cocks because the 't-dick' won't cut it, shocker. And yes, you can absolutely get gonorrhea in your eye from this kind of sexual activity, especially from strangers. Hope you got some eye drops on hand.

> Jayce in the aftermath of a deep-throating with barely a breath to spare
Now originally I thought this was done with a strap-on, but no. Jayce the pooner actually IS getting gangbanged by dudes, some of them are Hispanic Hogs themselves. Whodathunkit?
> Cum dripping down his nose and strung between his parting lips
Who knew Jayce was becoming a human sticky bun?
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> Jayce is dressed in nothing but his work boots and forge apron
Nice, but that's not adequate for a forge. Imagine if a piece of hot steel were to burn through that coochie. You won't need to wax anymore with third-degree burns.
> He tilts his hips so that absolutely everything is visible
Wait until you find out how much hair pooner Jayce has.
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> Thick, dark curls that begin at his belly and thatch deliciously around his vulva, his asshole, like a veil of enticement
Now imagine if THAT hair were to catch fire because Jayce wasn't wearing proper equipment. The whole thing would go up like a Roman candle, and our boy can't use that hair like a Persian carpet. Ass hair is infamously gross and disgusting on men; seeing it on a pooner is an added layer of it. If you have more hair than a chimpanzee, we have a problem.
> Fingers spreading his dark, glistening labia
I'm surprised you can even see it.
> Still, his diligent fingers hold his pussy open
I bet parting that hair is like trekking through the Amazon. You'd need a machete just to get where you want to go - and imagine huffing that ass hair. 😫
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> Thick fingers plunge into his dripping hole
Which one?
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> Back nestled in thick, green grass
If it happened during the autumn, he'd be able to blend into the grass given how much hair he has. You're going to need more than a hedge trimmer just to get to bare skin with this one.
> Jayce presses the dildo into his sloppy wet hole over and over
Nice, but which one?
> The students all stare at him as they walk by his spot
They're probably wondering how the fuck a Hispanic Yeti ended up on their campus vs the dildo going into a vagina that's so coated with hair it's probably got its own NSFW warning.
> Hormone level assessment, of course
Naturally, we have to make sure the trans man has all his t shots because that would be dysphoric otherwise.
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> A spray that catches prisms in the sun
Who knew vaginal ejaculate could resemble stained glass? They should use that for a church, next time.
> Everyone watches as Jayce's pussy waters the earth
Another legendary quote. First, we had 'wet as a waterslide, then we had 'suck his clit like a straw', now we have this. Absolutely bizarre out of context, but fucking wild with context. If this was in a published book, it'd be mocked for how fucking ridiculous it sounds.
> While his soaking fingers give goodbye kisses to his overstimulated cock
Why goodbye kisses? He's still trying to jerk off that roid clit. What are they saying goodbye TO?
> As a stranger approaches and ejaculates all over his heaving chest
And then he ends up with and STD. Have some gender euphoric sores, dood.
> Cum sticking to the whorls of his chest hair
I already brought up sticky buns earlier, now we have the equivalent of a New York cinnamon bun decorated with human hair. Where's the wax warmer when you need it?
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> There's a cock in his pussy and a cock in his asshole and a cock in his mouth
And then you end up with herpes sores in all of those areas. In a non-serious way, I legit thought this was the work of a dildo, but no, it's actual men doing this. Imagine that.
> Groaning around the dick in his throat, Jayce yields to the strangers that use him
Isn't it something that trans men always dream about being fucked by groups of men, used as a 'whore' and generally being pieces of human meat? 🧐
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> Unloads cum all over Jayce's face and hair
I bet it's matted all to shit.
> The cock in his ass pulses and fills Jayce up with another load
Glad to see he's a human gas pump. Now who's going to fill him up with diesel?
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> Mounted like some beast in heat
I can see why 'bitch in heat' wasn't used because that's too feminine.
> The one breeding his pussy takes an absolutely brutal pace
The pooner yearns for the big dicked male to teach her her place and be bred like a prized mare. They can deny it all they want; they admit to it in their fantasies. Now, if only they had the courage and principles to be honest about it.
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> Doesn't offer a second's pause when Jayce begins pissing himself
That's right, this human Yeti is now covered in semen, ejaculate and piss. Where's the carpet cleaning guy when you need him? We need the industrial shit for this job.
> Cunt dripping with copious seed as the stranger retreats
Notice how it's all men doing it. Almost as if they admit that a strap-on and those 1-2 inch 't dicks' aren't enough. They want that man dick and they want it BIG and FAST and HARD.
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In this case, they're talking about a strap-on. It's clearly modeled after our Hispanic Hog Jayce from another universe, where it can cause a belly bulge and dysphoria because their roid clits can't even hope to reach such a legendary size.
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That 'yes' reminds me of David Kaye's Megatron. I hate how I have to soil his name with that reference.
> Lets him cling with his big, steel-gripping hand
Clearly wasn't that big, because he sure did seem small when all those actual males were mounting him like a prized mare.
> He takes dick like a born whore
Add that to the list of 'legendary quotes from pooner fics' where they say the most outlandish shit normal people would mock. BookTube won't touch it because they don't want to be 'transphobic'. Shame. Lots of gems out there.
> Beautiful when you're shameless and filthy
Filthy indeed, I bet this boy smells like a New York subway. He doesn't need a deep dicking, he needs a DEEP CLEANING.
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> Draws two fingers through the slick of his cunt
Careful, you don't know what's hiding in that Yeti fur. I doubt you're going to find gold and treasures in there, homie.

The author is unsure of where she'll take this next, but asked her audience which fantasy was their favourite. The group sex in the park appeared to be a favourite, despite the fact Jayce would be more of an oddity for that sheer amount of fucking hair vs the fucking. When you have hair that would put a Paki to shame, it's time to rethink your life.
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Another T4T adventure, this one occurs during the Commune era.
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I mean, you are a pooner, same as Viktor. You wouldn't be as heavy as an actual male; most of that would be fat. Regardless, this is just meant to highlight Viktor's glow-up - that he's able to do the things he couldn't do as a normal human. The plot, as you read from the first screenshot, is a What If if Jayce did not attack Viktor and instead spoke to him.
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Gotta admit, those pastries sure do sound good.
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Technically it's under his right, but it's a minor gripe.
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Unrefined ore and unhewn mineral are more or less the same thing, but I did like this metaphor. This fic is better written than most, and is prettier on a surface level. It's not as 'messy' as the ones I covered earlier.
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> Fuck the end of the world
I guess. But if Viktor is being so receptive, it doesn't have to be the end of the world. I guess lesbian sex really DOES save the day, eh?
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I don't mind this description of the Arcane astral plane - in fact, I rather like it - but for the use of 'stardust' three times. Honestly, if the author just stuck to this it wouldn't be bad at all.
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Now here is where things get a little eyebrow-raising. It's very convenient that all of Jayce's trauma is essentially snapped away, preventing him from making that killing blow, but if it was really that easy to do...the bigger question is why it wasn't used in S2. In this case, I'll give a pass to the author.
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> Fingers slide through the tangle of curls
Damn, he has Rapunzel pubes even in the astral plane? My man has his own censorship filter.
> His perfect, torturous circles around Jayce's cock
In this case, it's a roid clit, same as Viktor's, so there is no true cock to be found in this fic - not even with Viktor's biomechanical body.
> Thumb rubbing against his swelling cock
Then there isn't much material to be 'swelling', eh?
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> A rush of wet fills the palm of the hand whose fingers are still inside him
I'll never not be shocked at how much ejaculate these people produce, male or female. Fire hydrants for pooners, horses for the men. Anyone got a measuring cup?
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> There's only smoothness, a nearly clinical parting where there should be a thatch of damp, curling hair
Oh thank God for the Hexcore, then, for giving Viktor a Brazilian. One just has to wonder why it didn't bother giving him an actual dick, or the ability to get one. Might as well get creative.
> Tinged with a purplish blush
Is he becoming Grimace, now? Is he gonna sell me a milkshake and a McDouble?
> With all of his considerable weight
That's not going to be muscle, btw. FTMs are 42% morbidly obese. Even the ones who do have muscle can't even arm wrestle a regular guy who hits the gym.
> He tastes like ozone and honey
Guess it's better than the one where he tasted like petrichor and oil.
> He wraps around Viktor's swelling cock
Which isn't much, mind you, because these authors never want to go the full nine yards and go the transhumanism route. Viktor no longer has a human body, and can have any genitalia you desire. They usually go the traditional penis-in-neovagina (which is actually accurate in this case) route because it's safer for them. Since the admission of that one Polish pooner that she doesn't actually like reading two males go at it, I have to wonder if this is the same for others. It's fujos actually afraid of writing men - go figure.
> With his blushing face
Is it still purple?
> Jayce shakily reaches to thumb over his cock as he devours him
All that work and you still have an eraser clit. Sad!
> Jayce J-Jayce
T-t-t-today, Junior!
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That's right: Viktor orgasms so hard that he turns the entire tent into a 90s nightclub, strobe lights and all. He orgasms so hard that the author writes it twice and forgets that he already lit up the tent the first time. The second time he cums so hard he mimics the 4th of July - who needs fireworks when you've got this lad? - and his ejaculate resembles an oil spill so please don't call Greenpeace.

Imagine if Ambessa and her army walked into that scene all because of the blinding purple lights coming from that tent. Who needs an army when you can just blind the enemy en masse?

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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At least he prevented the end of the world...but got a strobe light orgasm instead. If visions of the future didn't give him a migraine, that sure will.
 
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While doing research for an effortpost, I stumbled upon this old Fanfiction.net account, generaldabbers, who seems to have made NSFW, very gross, and (for a lack of a better term) A-Loggy fanfiction regarding controversial people in the Splatoon GMOD community in 2020. Since there are only 7 and they are short, I'll copy paste them here as a make-shift archive, since every archive site I use seems to fail on fanfiction.net.

In order from newest to oldest:
Homie love
Seems like some sort of gay (homosexual) fanfiction between 2 drama people, who I don't know about.
Wrist was at his pc looking at all the splatoon servers he's in looking for tea after a long day at the gym, he just started to work out due to how fat he was getting so he wasn't fat nor buff as hell. Wrist hated it when Guma spams him about going to his house and beating him up due to how overdone. A soft knock can be heard at ishi's front door. Wrist opens the door to see Guma at the door. Wrist just stood there with a blank expression while Guma stared deep into his eyes. Guma out of nowhere punches wrist and starts beating the shit out of Wrist. After 4 minutes of Guma punching Wrist, Guma picked up Wrist and put him on the couch, then after that he walked to the fridge and started to chug chug all of Wrist's milk and orange juice.

Wrist woke up from a long ass nap which was around 2 hours. He got up to find Guma but finds him sleeping in his bed. Wrist started to beat up Guma. Guma feeling a bit tired, started to french kiss Wrist, surprising Wrist. Wrist started to give in and started to kiss back making Guma embrace Wrist in his big muscle arms makin Wrist to start softly biting Guma's lips.

It was 10 PM at night. Wrist and Guma were spooning each other in the bed both having big smiles on their face. It was 8 in the morning, Guma was makin bacon and eggs for breakfast, the smell woke up Wrist causing him to go downstairs to start to hug Guma from the back. Both departed after breakfast to work and after work they would start to do premarital kissing of pure love. Guma and Wrist decided after they get done french kissing that they would get married so they can do sex. Those they lived the rest of their life being a gay couple.

Pizza x InktoRosalina
I believe "Pizza" refers to Pizza Hyper, someone who made lewd Splatoon GMOD animations on YouTube and hated gays, while InktoRosalina in the past admitted to dating a 14-year-old while he was 20.
Inkto confesses his love to Pizza, Pizza initially declines because he's not gay, but then they have gay sex anyways, with lots of cum.
Pizza was vibin at his homie Inkto's house playing some splatoon when out of nowhere inkto confessed his love. Pizza declined the offer since he only dates girls but that didn't stop inkto. "YO WHAT YOU DOING!" Pizza yelled as inkto forced him to bend, Pizza saw that inkto was pulling down his pants and realized he was going to fuck his tight boypussy. "This is only a test drive ok." Pizza said his cock hard from inkto's penis.

Inkto started to thrust into Pizza's asshole. Pizza lost his mind, the only thing he could think of is inkto's 6 inch forest cock. "HARDER DADDY HARDER!."Pizza screamed while inkto kept on thrusting and thrusting his precum filling up Pizza's ass. Pizza was biting the pillow while Inkto was building up his cum thrower. "IM CUMMING!" Inkto yelled releasing the kraken in Pizza's ass, Pizza passed out due to the amount of man milk poured into him.

As Pizza passed out Inkto shoved his cock in his mouth. Pizza instantly awakens from his cum sleep to cobble up his new lover's hotdog. Inkto was thrustin in his new boyfriend's mouth while pizza looked directly into inkto's eyes."FUCK IM CUMMING AGAIN!" Inkto screamed, cum pouring into the homophobic's ass. After the massing fucking they snuggled in the cum covered bed sleeping.

Jack X Sunny X SplatGod
"Jack" refers to Jacktropolis, a commie Splatoon GMOD YouTuber who got exposed cheating on his girlfriend and cucking his friend by ERPing with his friend's 14-year-old girlfriend. Sunny, another Splatoon GMOD "artist," is someone Jack had beef with because she had a shrinking/giantess fetish and was open about it. SplatGod is someone who stuck with Jack because Jack was 17 when he ERPed with the 14-year-old, so it technically wasn't illegal (which I assume is why SplatGod stuck with him).
Sunny and Jack are having sex. SplatGod shows up and joins in. They make so much noise some other people show up to make them shut up. Jack gets away and starts raping another person, Minti. Jack gets tranq'd and arrested, while SplatGod, Minti, and Sunny are sent to a "tard camp" in Sibera.
Sunny and Jack were fucking in Jack's appartment doing the usal like Sunny shrinking Jack and shoving him up her womb or Jack shoving the butt of his rifle up Sunny's ass and using it as a dildo. They usally fuck till 9 pm but today it endned pretty early due to Jack's ball sack running out of bullets for Sunny to drink. They were eating a pizza which Jack nutted on Sunny's side of the pizza to add a creamy flavor to it. It was just a regular day anyways for the dou till somebody rang the door, Jack pulled up his trousers and went to the door. It was SplatGod at the door with his 30 inch punisher showing, Jack know what's up starting to suck his cock deepthroating it the cock hitting Jack's tummy. Sunny hearing the commotion walked to the door, JaCk WhAt Are YoU DoIng? Sunny said soundling like a retarded dolphin. Sunny just looks at Jack with the bruh face. Sunny went sicko mode her pussy getting wet in the matter of 000.001 seconds, she started to suck Jack's asshole shoving her tongue in Jack's ass.

SplatGod cum in Jacks mouth causing Jack's stomach to mix with his stomach acids, It took a few seconds till Jack started to throw up cum acid. Jack fell on the ground Making sunny use her strap and started to penetrate Jack's asshole making it bleed a little and SplatGod shoving his punisher into Jack's left ear, hitting Jack's brain. Jack was screamin in pleasure and pain making him nut. Sunny was slapping his ass and SplatGod splatting in Jack's head making his brain full of cum. Jack barely getting up started to rape Sunny for penetrating him so he shoved his cock into her mouth and SplatGod shoving his cock into her asshole both cocks couple of inches from touching. Sunny was moaning but it couldn't be heard due to her the clapping sounds of both Jack and SplatGod fucking her holes, her face was like that of a downie ahegao face.
The neighbors were hearing the whole thing making them wanting to kill themselves and some actually ending themselves due to Sunny's downie screaming. They called the downie destroyer PickFan the Second, the destroyer of downies and sometimes fuck their hot mom. Part of the Anti tard special force called 7 deadly boomers the leader being Ishi and his boy toy-second in command Kirin. When PickFan heard what was going on he was more angry than a incel when their waifu is getting flamed so he drove off to the destination.
SplatGod was raping the ever shit out of Sunny while Jackwas raping her mouth. Sunny keeps on almost drowning in Jack's communist flavored cum. Both SplatGod and Jack nutted at the same time making Sunny pass out due to the amount of cum there is in her stomach. Her belly looks more fat than Jabba the hutt's, Jack curbstomp on Sunny's stomach causing all of the cum come out of her ass and pussy. Sunny made a noise that was never heard by any tard before. PickFan could hear the noises and called for backup. In a blink of an eye all the deadly boomers came barging in the apartment shooting tranq darts at both SplatGod and Sunny but Jack started to run away. Jack made it to some alleyway and as soon as he saw another downie near the dumpster he started to rape her. Her name was Minti. Jack was shoving his Commie cock down her ears making her head and ears covered in cum.
Minti was sucking off Jack and receiving Communism through her asshole and smelly ass pussy which smelt like fish. Minti was screaming in pain due to jack using a rusty pole as a butt plug, you thinking like oh its just a metal pole with rust but this pole has some barb wire, the rust made some sharp points on it too so Minti's ass and pussy were bleeding due to it. Minti was a masochist though she was in pleasure from Jack's harsh treatments. HARDER HARDER the tard screamed Jack thrusting the pole and his pee pee into her holes. Shots were fired causing the downie duo to fall. Jack was filed for rape due to him rapping Minti so was she to prison and later on evidence was found of domestic abuse against his ex wife Rudy. Splat God, Minti and Sunny were sent off to Siberia where the tard camp was. Basically it's a place where tards live, It's a normal city but filled with only tards and wranglers that give them their food.

Jack X Sunny
Same Jack and Sunny as the above story.
Sunny has a crush on Jack and fingers herself to him. Sunny and Jack meet up and have sex.
Sunny was laying on her bed fingering herself to some vore art. Sunny started to moan uncontrollably and after a while she squirted everywhere on her bed. Sunny was out of breath tired from fingering herself to a picture of a youtuber named Jacktropolis. Jack daddy I pray that Jack fucks my pussy. Sunny thought to herself, still horny after fingering herself. Sunny gets up to get out of her bed to get dressed up and go out and get some chili dogs.

After Sunny got dressed and headed out of her house, she just ordered 4 chili dogs because she was starving. Hey cutie said a voice. Sunny looks behind to see her crush jack. Sunny's face turned bright red as Jack kissed her cheek. Let's head to the restroom that allows multiple genders at a time Jack whispered to her. Sunny didn't believe what was going on she's about to get fucked by her crush.

Sunny and Jack went to the bathroom. Why are w-we here? Sunny said, trembling. I'm here to fuck your thiccc ass like my dad did to my sister jack said pulling down his pants revealing a 5 incher. Sunny without hesitation started to suck his cock like a thirsty African child. God sunny you're good at sucking my cock I'm going to make you into my sperm bank Jack said moaning due to Sunny's rough blowjobs. AAAAGGHHH Jack yelled nutting in sunny's mouth. Sunny gets up grabbing Jack's belt, making Jack bend. She started to whip Jack's ass using the belt making Jack moan. After whipping him for a bit she shoved her whole arm in his ass making Jack yell in pain.

Jack was begging for Sunny to stop fisting him however Sunny didn't stop due to her horny levels going off the chart. Jack shit himself about 2 times and after a while Sunny was getting both fisted and fucked by Jack. Sunny was doing a retarded whale noise while getting her ass destroyed by Jack. They lived and fucked happily ever after or do they?

PissBoy X Ellie
"PissBoy" refers to Zeldaboy, who was one of Ellie's friends and had a piss fetish. Ellie is someone who got caught ERPing with minors in a private Discord server called "The Lewd House" (Splatoon-related, not related at all to the cartoon.)
Zeldaboy is drinking "piss-flavored" coffee until he gets knocked out and kidnapped. Zeldaboy gets gang-raped by Ellie and bronies.
Zeldaboy was vibin at his local cafe drinking some coffee piss flavored cause he pissed in the cup cause believe it or not he loves to drink his own and others pee. Zeldaboy was thikin about which women to rape with his pissicle dildo, however he gets knocked out by some flab ball thing.

Damn is he dead said a voice making some wet sounds. God damn he looking kinda thicc might have to shove my cock in his ear said another voice rubbing his cock on Zeldaboy's back. He can lick my hooves said another voice. Zeldaboy opening his eyes with a confused yet aroused look. Seeing some giant monstrosity of flab and greese walking toward him. It automatically pulls down Pissboy's pants and started to shove his 5 incher in her flabs. Pissboy already feelin good started to nut and piss in ellie's flabs. Damn he nutted so much said ellie trying but can't reach her pussy.

The other guys were fapping it like mad, crazy and mentally insane people. They uncuff zeldaboy and started to rape his ass. Zeldaboy was moaning but couldn't be heard due to 2 cocks in his ass 3 in his mouth and JCR sucking his cock, Ellie was masturbating while the bronies were fucking her flabs. Ellie was making a noise deeper than a whale's moan. Pissboy was almost drowning in cum and piss due to how many cocks are being shoved up his ass. Ellie was somehow able to make a dick out of her flabs and started to fuck one of the bronies with her flabs while the other brony was raping her flabs with his fake horse cock.

It was like 2 hours since pissboy was getting rapped by the horny rapists but Pissboy felt something else. Ellie was using her flabs to fuck every hole in pissboy's body. Ellie was somehow absorbing the cum in his stomach with her flabs making Pissboy yell in pain and pleasure. Pissboy was making a hentai girl face when Ellie was humping him. Ellie was cumming in his ass like a hose and while that was happening the bronies and the retards were raping each other. After a long rape party all of them cuddle together. The End

Minecraft love
I'm not sure who the "Scott" mentioned in the story is, either it's FlyingScott (in the past was a Splatoon GMOD drama YouTuber, now solely a train autist), Scottyboy15, who was a mod in Jacktropolis's server and made a Jacktropolis Wiki, or another Scott that I don't know.
Scott gets pulled into the computer and has lots of sex with Steve from Minecraft.
Scott was at his house, eating some hot yummy cheetos while watching a minecraft video from his favorite youtuber eatdatpussy69. Scott was just vibing till the computer monitor went blue then white. What the fuck scoot said smacking the monitor getting angry. As soon as Scott blinked he saw a blocky hand grabbing his hand. Lemme eat your ass boy said the monitor yanking scott onto the monitor.

(insert hentai deepthroat sound). Scott wakes up seeing a blocky cock in his mouth thrusting into his throat. Scott was surprised and tried to move but couldn't do to the blocky shackles covered in white. Scott was scared but starting to get horny. (insert minecraft oof sound) Cubic cum filled up his stomach making a bulge in his stomach. Man that was good said the cubic man pulling his long cube cock. Scott coughing like a sick man said who are you. I'm steve and your'e in my sex dungeoun. Steve was eating a golden apple which made his 10 inch block cock into a 20 inch piston cock.
Scott already horny begged for steve to shove it in his mouth. Steve shoved it in scott's mouth the cube destroyer was in scott's tummy. Scott started to cry due to the how yummy and good the cock was. Steve was thrusting like he just found diamonds. Out of nowhere steve shoved an emerald in scott's ass. Scott moaned but it couldn't be heard due to the liquids in scott's mouth. God can't believe im such a slut thought scott his mind only focused on cock.
After 8 hours of throat fucking scott was forced to bend and recieve it in his ass. At this point scott's stomach was fatter than ellie's tummy due to the amount of cum there was. Scott was moaning like a hentai girl due to how wet and hard Minecraft steve's cock his. Thanks man now my exp level is 69 said steve still thrustin in Scott's boyhole.
Scott fainted due to how his anus being fucked by steve. Scott woke up on a bed with steve sleeping next to him Scott got closer and started to snuggle with him.

Fnafplayer x Fartimations
These are two fart-fetishists who did their "art" using Splatoon GMOD/SFM.
Fnafplayer and Fartimations confess their love to each other, and have lots of scat sex. A SWAT team rolls in and sends them to Area 51 for being too loud and having scat sex.
Fnafplayer was laying in his bed, thinking about how to shit on Clauds. Suddenly his stomach rumbles, it was the 200 nuggets he ate last night with his crush Fartimations. You see Fartimations was a basic virgin and a retard but to the eyes of Fnafplayer he was like Romeo to him. Fanfplayer's 1 inch cock hardens when he thought of Fartimation's shit fanart of Snowking and Sunny. KNOCK KNOCK. Fnafplayer gets up after a while to open the door clenching his cheeks from the shit storm that's going to happen.

Fartfag's pov

Fartimations was asleep on his crusty brown shit bed. His house made out of dung from some dinosaurs and some hobos he hired to make his house. Fartimations gets up and walks to the corner of his house and shits liquid ass shit in the corner. After he shits he heads to the bathroom where the toilet is gone and the water is liquid shit and pee. He opens the shitkit and swallows some laxitives and viagra. His 10 inch shit cover cock hardens at the thought of fnafplayer cosplaying as foxy eating his pure brown obsidian shit. As he walks to put on his clothes the only thing not covered in shit, he decides to confess his love to the retard. To fartimation's eyes, Fanfplayer is his waifu and his Juliet-shitslave. He opens the door outside a smell so bad that an orphanage burns, however the outside is like a normal house, the reason it's like that is because he uses shit magic to hide the true appearance of his house.

Fanfplayer's pov

Fnafplayer opens the door to see his senpai Fartimations. He was clenching his cheeks even harder to the point that is purple. Fartimations: Hey sexy. He says biting his lip and revealing a small tip of his brown stain cock. Fnafplayer's wee wee expands to 3 inches after seeing his crushes cock. Fartimatins slaps Fnafplayer and kisses him, fnafplayers cheeks turned red and starts to moan a little. Fartimation picks up fnafplayer and puts him to his bed, Fnafplayer burped on fartimations making him pull out his cock and shoved it in his mind goes blank form the salty. crusty and shit coming from fartimation's cock. His tongue automatically licks off the shit from fartimation's cock. Fartimations sits on Fnafplayer's head making him lick his crusty ass. Fnafplayer passes out from the shit which to him is like the smell of flowers.

1 hour Later

Farnfplayer slowly wakes up to see that fartimation is riding his dick. Fnafplayer's dick was turning brown because Fartimation doesn't wipe his ass. Fartimations has a ahegao face and started to moan like a hentai girl. Fnafplayer started to move his hips making fartimations to moan harder. After a while Fnafplayer nutted in Fartimation's ass making the cum brown and chunky. Fnafplayer pushes fartimations off of his dick and bend down ready to receive fartimations big black, shit covered shoved his cock into Fnafplayer's ass. FUCK ME HARDER THEN MY DAD DOES TO ME! Fartimations screamed while the precum was brown coming out of his ass. Fnafplayer was moaning so loud that the local residents thought it was his dad beating him again with a dragon didlo. Fartimation burped and as soon as it happen he nutted it came out like literal liquid shit.

After Fartimations nutted he shoved his cock into his mouth. Fnafplayer was gagging on his cock. Fnafplayer started to cry as fartimation grabbed his head and started to move his hips causing shit cum to come out. A while after he came and almost drown fnafplayer with it he pulled out a dragon dildo beating stick and started to beat fnafplayer's ass. Fnafplayer started to moan louder to the point to one of the local residents called the military.

Fartimations and Fnafplayer fucked for a straight 5 hours. Fartimation is shitting into fnafplayers ear and mouth. Yes daddy farty. Fnafplayer said with his mouth full of shit. Good boy said Fartimations shitting even more. Fnafplayer gets up and forces fartimations to bend down. Wha before fartimations could speak Fnafplayer shoved a dragon didlo in fartimation's ass making him scream. KNOCK KNOCK. Someone was knocking at the door but since both fnafplayer and fartimations were going ham they didn't hear it. Fartimations almost passed out from fnafplayer was shoving the dildo farther up his shit ass.Y-YES fartimations screamed in pain and pleasure. Fnafplayer nutted automatically from fartimations screams. As soon as he nutted he and fartimations were getting beaten by a swat team. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR YOU WEIRD ASS FETTISH AND SCREAMING. The swat member screamed as they were forcing fartimations and fnafplayer to wear some rags to cover their naked shit covered bodies. FUUCK YOOOU! Screamed clauds being escorted to a nearby ambulance. The reason why she was there was because she was kidnapped by Fnafplayer and she was tortured, he tortured her by making her watch a 40 hour compilation of shit fettish art. They force the retarded dou to the swat car where they were takin to area 51.

Aftermath

Ever since Fartimations and Fnafplayer were sent to area 51 and contained there for their nasty fetish the world was at peace. World hunger came to an end, People became less butthurt and all nasty fetishes came to an end. People were happy that a menace was gone. Everyone around the world heard the crime they committed. The military completely put fartimation's neighborhood under quarantine after finding out about his shit house. September. A mass amount of people surround area 51 chanting FREE FREE DEM ALIENS. We're going to be free soon daddy. Fnafplayer said hugging fartimations.

When searching this Fanfiction.net name, I found an Instagram (A) and a TikTok (A) account with the same name, but I don't know if this is a coincidence (I believe this, but archived just to be safe), someone stealing the name of some rando (also something I believe), or if this person is really retarded enough to use the same username for the fanfiction account where they post over-the-top NSFW fics of controversial Splatoon GMOD/SFM artists (even if the fics are very obviously jokes and not actually meant to be titillating; I really hope it's not this one).
 
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The author I mentioned earlier who wrote her fic while stuck in Vancouver Intl has written a lengthy and rather popular fic where she discusses her depressive feelings through JayVik. She is friends with MGCraig and her circle of friends, hence the popularity, and also offers services as a beta reader. Let's walk through this impromptu therapy session.
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> He comes crashing to the ground of a kitchen floor
> It's smooth porcelain that he crashes onto
Glad he crashed into it twice.
> He sees a kitchen countertop
I mean, you ARE in a kitchen, that's a given
> He sees a sink with washing soaking inside
Washing what? You mean dishes? Is this an ESL speaker?
> The floor is slightly dirty
I thought it was smooth porcelain? In any case, the one dirtying it here is you. You stanky.
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> Strong and rich and foreign
I mean, Viktor always had an accent, even in Piltover. I don't see why he'd lose it considering it's a major part of his identity. Glad he's even more Slavic stronk in this, though.
> At this point, Viktor could probably wrestle him to the ground, even in his base human form
I doubt that. Viktor here is still a trans man; they can't even push over each other. Jayce would still be able to toss him around like a rag doll.
> Viktor, who settles into the seat across from him
This reads like an incomplete sentence. 'He sits in the seat across from him' works just as well. This is a beta reader, btw. Who was her beta reader?
> But drifts his against against absently
Absently against what?
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> Forgets the hunger in his stomach that hasn't quite registered its food yet
He just mowed down a fuckton of food; if anything, he'd be nauseated after eating it so fast. Anyone who has fasted and then consumes such large quantities of food can relate.
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> Guilt and discomfort war deep inside of him
> Too tired to feel what he's supposed to, in this moment
You just wrote guilt and discomfort are 'warring inside of him', so he's clearly not too tired to feel that. If he's too tired, there wouldn't be a war in his mind, period.
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> Inspecting it like a misbehaving child
Looks like we've got the queercatfan sentence structure, where sentences that should be conjoined with the prior sentences are on their own, making it sound like an abrupt thought and/or Morse code. AKA the 'strangulation sentence'. That bitch really is contagious like fucking scabies.
> Why is Viktor being so kind?
Because he isn't your Viktor? He's clearly a different version of him. Why would he be angry or have judgement over things he didn't do?
> His hunger pangs finally gone
Great! Now he'll get a different kind of pain that requires the use of the porcelain throne - and he's sitting on that couch all bloodied and filled with pus, btw.
> Dredged in the scent of Viktor
Lots of things have the scent of Viktor around here. I suppose it's a nice change of pace than smelling of rotting flesh - hope Viktor has a wax warmer and scented candles around his house.
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> His belly is full
Yes, we know. I read this three times already.
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> Treating him like a charity case, like a wounded animal
I mean, you are. You just dropped out of fucking nowhere into this man's kitchen, covered in blood, sweat, grime and pus, and are sitting on his couch covered in it, and then eats the food he graciously gives you. Now he's granting you access to a bath and shower - you should absolutely be grateful.
> He strips, too tired for shame as he stands before the tub and begins to shed his clothes
He's stripping and then strips again? Is he a lizard?
> Viktor politely focuses on the tub while Jayce undresses
Which would make it the third time he does so. But that does sound like a nice bathroom.
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> Revealing green and gold masses, an infection
Pus isn't 'gold', it's an ugly yellow-white colour that smells because it's dead white blood cells. The green would already be a cause for concern because that's the beginning of gangrene. None of that is meant to sound as pretty as it's written here.
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Ah, a man bun. Very few men can pull it off without looking like a hipster faggot, and Viktor's name isn't Sekiro. If anything, it would only emphasize his female skull - which trans men take great pains to hide (along with anything else that clocks them).
> The tears in his eyes no longer entirely emotional
I thought you were too tired to feel emotional pain? Anyways, it still sounds like a nice bath and shower. I would've offered it before the man slept on my couch, though.
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> He cleans Jayce's wounds with a painful disinfection that bubbles up each time
I wonder why he did that after the attempted suturing. Was that aborted mid-attempt? Seems so.
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> He's still half a head shorter
And he's still written smaller because Jayce has to crane his head to examine him when he shouldn't have to - he can just look down. Viktor can't even win in the height department, sad!
> Even if every touch feels wrong, and undeserved
There's a lot of discussion around 'undeserved' touch, and trust me, it gets annoying really fucking quickly.
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> The most noticeable different is the hexcorization of his face
Interesting. In this iteration, Jayce becomes infected in areas beyond his wrist, arm and leg - it's on his face, too, similar to Viktor's. His one eye is white but he isn't blind (unless that's eventually declared that is the case) and he has lime green and sickly pink veins on his face that no one in public seems to notice (they go out in public later).
> The once ochre colour is so pale now it is almost white
And he can still see out of it? Impressive.
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> A spouse, in a different life
Yes, we know. Viktor told you that once you asked him what happened to his Jayce.
> The notion alone is enough to bring those pesky tears back
You already went through a crisis like this already, when you realized that you and Viktor were more than just partners - you were married.
> That insult vulnerability in his brain, the tender and abused part of him that doesn't know how to quantify such an idea
But you DID quantify it the moment Viktor told you he was married to an alternate version of you and that his Jayce was dead. Did you forget this? The author sure did.
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You'll be hearing a lot about this 'festered nub' and yes, it also gets annoying real fucking quickly. I'll admit, though: the aquarium scenery is nice, and offers some character development - but I just wonder why people aren't noticing the 'sickly webs' on Jayce's face. They're neon green and pink, meaning they're difficult to cover up. If he wore a mask in public it'd be rather suspicious, more so as this isn't the COVID area anymore. Plus there are a lot of kids at aquariums. Someone is going to notice.
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Jayce not knowing what a crab is when Ambessa can be seen eating a blue lobster - which are already insanely rare - is pretty damn funny. If they have seafood, they are going to have crab. If they have lobster in Runeterra, they have crab. They have squid and deep sea octopus. There's no fucking way he doesn't know what a crab is.
> Sharks that seem far more small and harmless than the sharks Jayce is used to
Because most sharks do poorly in captivity. There are leopard sharks and whale sharks, but the latter requires a huge space. If he saw one of those he'd be floored.
> Viktor says that its so sparse because these are the downtime hours
Ah, so that's why no one spots his neon-green veins.
> Any amount of people would be overwhelming
I mean Jayce did have a panic attack on the way there, so we know he doesn't do good with crowds.
> That past
* that passed
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> Is it magic
Motherfucker has no idea what marine biology is because he's never seen an octopus (or crabs). Bitch, what the fuck do you think 'evolution' is? No wonder Viktor thinks he's a whacko; why is he acting as if an octopus is performing magic when that's just a function of its biology? Besides, Hextech is just using science to harness elemental energies. It's called magitech for a reason.
> If Viktor has always been the moon, then Jayce would be the nearest stay - helplessly attracted
Shouldn't it be the other way around? A moon is a satellite and it orbits around a gravitational pull. Everything is the way it is due to gravity; the sun is the one pulling the moon closer. It would be fitting as Viktor's entire agency belongs to Jayce, but I'd be ranting here.
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> A tiny part of Jayce had still hoped that this Viktor might be lenient
I mean, don't piss me off and he might be. He's being remarkably patient with you.
> Viktor is right to deny him
Correct. You took away his agency. Whether he gets it back is up to the author's discretion.
> No, he killed himself
Holy shit, that took a dark turn. You mean to tell me a pooner got her man to off himself? You don't say.
> A young couple of women who hold both her hands
They could be a couple, or not; but damn, there really are no real dads here!
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> It was my fault
Pooners are the #1 cause for male suicides, go figure. Who needs Courtney Love when you got this asshole?
> Jayce wonders if he's truly destined to follow Viktor like a dog on a leash
The answer is yes, and you already addressed that with the sun-and-moon metaphor.
> Like a pair of white hands
I almost had no idea what she was talking about until the mist came in. White hands? Whose? Mickey Mouse's? OJ's? Wew.
> Even if the houses are strange duplicates of each other
He's acting as if this didn't happen with the buildings in Piltover, including his own apartment. All of them looked the same.
> Peppers, he calls them
So along with crabs, Jayce has no idea what peppers are. You'd think he'd know from his travels and from his time as a Councilor.
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> You never taught me how to cook in your world?
What is it with pooners not knowing how to cook? Guess it's the one thing about men they do copy down to the last detail. I bet Viktor's stir fry is good, though.
> His eyes very round and conveying the most intense agony Jayce has ever seen
Sorry, but all this does is remind me of Kratos pooner, whose eyes pop out almost comically in her face (and is the main way of clocking her, because women don't have as pronounced orbital brow ridges). He's basically the 'wut' owl.
> By the magic that is Viktor's meager weight
> All Jayce can focus on is his slight weight, the movement of his bony body
What happened to him being able to wrestle Jayce to the ground? To having a sturdy body? All this does is highlight his female features and make him comically smaller than him even though he's six inches shorter. I assume he's in his 40s at this point, and is eating better, which assumes he has some muscle. If he doesn't, and has been bony the whole time, how the fuck is he holding Jayce's weight? He doesn't even have meth head strength.
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> Sweetmilk and linens. Something smokey
The first two were fine, now I wonder what the 'smokey' scent is.

So, we find out that Viktor has lost his leg in this universe due to an aggressive cancerous tumour. After multiple rounds of chemotherapy, his life is only extended by a few months - that is, until Jayce makes a drastic, unethical, and even illegal decision, which becomes the reason for his suicide.
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In Jayce's defense a la Arcane, he was a desperate man and he was the recent survivor of a terrorist attack. He sees his best friend in the rubble, and , driven by despair and desperation, runs to the one thing he can think of that can sav Viktor. He has no time to think or mull over the ethics of his decision. In this case, Viktor's Jayce absolutely had time to mull over it, plot out decisions and treatment plans, and outright violated Viktor's bodily autonomy by forging his signature, drugging him, and then performs surgery on him without his knowledge. That is not romantic at all. That is you going behind someone's back and violating their person without their knowledge, and performing surgery on them without their consent. While both versions violated Viktor's agency, I'd say modern-day Viktor suffered the more egregious crime because Viktor was still alive and could have been convinced of the treatment. Jayce committed a CRIME that could lead to an expensive lawsuit and would lead to him being stripped of his honours. Him committing suicide was a cop-out. He did an evil thing, full stop.
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> Jayce feel the regret
You mean, 'he can FEEL the regret'? He should, because this alternate version of Jayce committed a major crime. You can't do that shit to cancer patients, or any patient, even if they are your spouse. I don't even know how Jayce even got on that team without it being seen as suspicious - and it's considered a conflict of interest that can impact performance due to the emotional connection. Jayce would have to be the top cancer doctor just to skirt that - and he violated Viktor's autonomy agency so fuck that guy.
> He feels both responsible and not
You should - you fucked up in both universes and I am supposed to sympathize with you.
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Astrology is usually a women's field - it makes sense that the pooner has one.
> Viktor looks painfully fragile
When has he not? He somehow is able to carry you around despite being 'bony and weak'. Maybe he IS a closet meth head with that reservoir of strength.
> Jayce feels, especially, like an intruder
Technically you are, but it's OK because you both fuck.
> As scar-free as it could be
Interesting how the cancer scar is neat, but the mastectomy scars are the token dog-ears/crescent moons/whatever.
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> With research
You mean 'with OUR research'?
> I had been so blind, thinking of only my own pain
Why? YOU were the one with cancer. JAYCE was the one who drugged you and put you under without your knowledge or consent. Am to see him as a victim here? I do not. This stopped being romantic the moment the author included that tidbit. He broke his oath and the hospital's code of conduct. Viktor had every single right to be angry at him for shitting on his bodily autonomy like that. You can't even do that shit with corpses. It's a good thing he offed himself. Now, did he do the Cobain method or did he decide to become a pinata?
> When I became your executioner
I don't see why Viktor would be at fault here. He is not the one who drugged him and operated on him without his knowledge or anyone else raising questions. Arcane's Jayce was desperate and he had no choice; the story itself suffers from his decisions. In both cases, Viktor has no agency - but Jayce in the modern era did, as I said before, commit a fucking crime. He could have told Viktor what the option was. If Viktor refused, he refused - it was Jayce's selfishness that led him to that decision. He is not a sympathetic character in my eyes, but one I am glad he is dead.

So no, the crimes are not the same. Arcane's Jayce was desperate. Modern world Jayce was desperate as well, but had a choice and took it away from Viktor. Viktor was already near death. This Viktor was still conscious and Jayce forged his fucking signature. Your brain should be far more agonized than it is - when you haven't stopped reminding the audience of that 'pesky little nub'.
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Because you took away his autonomy, Jayce? Broke his promises not to weaponize Hextech? Get fucking real here - and you're asking that AFTER you said you violated Viktor? Fuck off. Author can't even remember what she wrote A LITERAL FUCKING SENTENCE AGO.
> You sent me into the fissure to test me, to show me what it was to live like you
And it was unearned, same as it was in the show. A broken tibia that can be fixed with physiotherapy and surgery - both of which Jayce has access to - is not the same as being born with a condition where your leg and spine eventually degenerates due to environmental pollution. Jayce had a chance to grow up normal. Viktor did not. It was insulting in the show, and it's insulting here.
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> The feeling of desperation: not carnal, but momentous
I swear to God, queercatfan has infected an entire era of writers. These sentences can be blended together, homie.
> Jayce still doesn't know how long he spent in that valley
*Trench, and you made it clear to Viktor that it was a trench. A valley suggests sloping mountains and wildflowers. A trench is a trench, dark an ominous and plenty of gangrene. Speaking of which - does his Arcane corruption spread here or nah?
> The aching comfort of Viktor who is nowhere near who he deserves
You've said this around 4 times around. You don't deserve him but you need him, like a fish needs water, right?
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> Din light
*Dim light, and this was likely beta read. Oof.
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Figures that the first thing Viktor does when he gets money is not to seek treatment for his leg, but to get gender affirming hormones and the teet yeet because it's more important to cure your dysphoria than prolong your life. It comes off as unbelievably shallow and narcissistic, but that's how trans people are. Their livers can be fucked with testosterone but they'll still want and get the T shots vs protecting their own liver. Absolutely shallow, selfish people.
> I got them after my first paycheque
But you couldn't get a look at your lungs or surgeries to fix your leg, because 🌟priorities🌟
> I still had to wait months
Should've coughed up more cash - and find the Runeterran version of Dr. Gallagher and she'll do it for dirt cheap.
> That agitated little wound in Jayce's mind
This is around the fifth or sixth time this has shown up.
> Feeding Jayce's desperate desire for contact
> Jayce has never felt such a need to be with someone
You didn't need to write this twice.
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> His wet warmth and dark, soft hair
Rapunzel pubes to the rescue again.
> This is not a lust-fuelled desire, but rather, a desperate need for comfort
Make that the third time Jayce has a 'desperate need for comfort'
> The need to rub their souls together
That's not the only thing they'll be rubbing.
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> Muffling the sounds of his sobs
> Chokes on another sob
I know the tag was 'men crying', but it's always been a pet peeve of mine when characters sob so much. It completely takes me out of the sexually charged nature of these scene and adds a flavour of awkwardness that you get when you see someone upset in real life and how their mood affects the mood of others. I get the same feeling here. I know these two are supposed to have a touching moment that causes Rekki's other fans to piss, shit and cry themselves but I'm getting none of that here. It just makes me want to stand by with a box of tissues, when I'm not inwardly cringing.

Also, a TERMINAL DISEASE is not an imperfection. Get that through your fucking head. The show already fumbled with this, don't make the same retarded mistake.

> Viktor's sideburns are matted with tears
I don't know why I thought about Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys, but I did. I can imagine him going, 'smokes, let's go' during all this crying. "It's not a worst case Ontario, buddy."
> That nub, deep in his brain, that raw and aching part of him
Make that the seventh time this has been mentioned.
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> Your heart is so pure, so genuine
Why'd his Jayce forge his signature and then operate him without his consent, then?
> Jayce sobs again, clutching to Viktor's smaller body with both arms
Glad he's expected to handle most of the emotional labour. Almost like he's a - wait a minute.
> He sobs and wishes that his Viktor had
Had what? Incomplete sentence.
> Is gouging him out from the inside
Can you pull a box of tissues out of him?
> Viktor throws his head back and sobs
This is getting tiresome already.
> Entangled forever, never needing to leave; holding hands and touching foreheads just like this
See? Fixed it.
> He wrings out the nest of his tears into Viktor's neck
Why did I imagine his neck twisting like a washcloth?

So yeah, that is the smut: very vague and in the background. For once, there were more tears from the eyes than tears coming from that all those squirt waterfalls. Whodathunkit?
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Queercatfan should really be punished for promoting the Stuttering Sentence Structure. Even if it's perfectly acceptable to use in small amounts, I just get MATI every time I see it. Seriously, if a fic could give you PTSD, that one would be a major contender.
> Jayce feels the gnawing, that sensitivity in his brain
Make this the eighth time.
> If I have, so can you
> And you?
He just answered that.
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Well, in this Viktor's defense, he didn't know. He had no idea he was going to be drugged on an operated without his consent. His Jayce, filled with shame, then killed himself because not only would he be shunned by his own husband, the medical community would view that as a major health code violation. You simply don't fucking drug people - your own spouse! - and then operate on them because you believe it's for the 'greater good'. Even pooners sign off on their consent forms. There was no consent in this. All this drama about how modern world Jayce 'is totally a good person' is just bullshit. I am expected to see this as a tragedy - and from the sheer amount of comments on this fic, most people would agree that it is tragic - while I see this as a 'you get what you fucking deserve' ending. Instead of a lawsuit fucking him over, he chose the rope.

Arcane Jayce at least has plausible deniability. This Jayce does not. They cannot be compared in the same way Jayce's broken leg cannot be compared to Viktor's deformed-by-birth leg. It's a tone deaf statement to make, and you'd expect (I assume) a disabled tranny to know better.

> He is so, so tired of crying
I would be too, but I am completely dry-eyed. You see, unlike the commenters on that fic, you lose my sympathy when you violate someone's personal autonomy like Jayce did there. Taking your spouse, forging their signature, drugging them so they don't resist and then performing surgery on them is a violation of the Hippocratic Oath. Viktor wasn't aware of what was going on. Now, before you say, 'Well neither did Arcane Viktor', Jayce legitimately thought Viktor was dead. You don't have to support his actions, but you understand them. In this case, Jayce broke multiple laws and could have shamed his entire hospital. For a character that's usually written as loving consent, this felt like the farthest thing from it.

I did not shed a single tear nor sob and shit myself like the other fans of this fic did. If anything, I felt bad for the fact that Jayce doesn't know what a fucking crab is. Nigger, you serve LOBSTER. The fuck do you not know what a crab is?
TL;DR Jayce stumbles into the modern day and meets modern day Viktor. Stinks like high heaven and fucks up his couch, later takes a bath. Stays there for three days. Modern Jayce offed himself because he fucked up big time by operating on Viktor by forging his signature and drugging him without his knowledge and consent. They cry a lot. Jayce doesn't know what crabs are. This fic nearly has 300 bookmarks and it's a drama fest that will just annoy you rather than make you cry.

If you want to cry, watch Black Beauty or Johnny Knoxville getting hit in the nuts. You'll have a better time.

Earlier, I posted about a lengthy fic where two trans men get trapped in an Antarctic base because Viktor forgot to refuel the diesel generators. These were some of the comments that were posted.
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What a coincidence that all of the main male characters are trans in this one 🧐
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And how these people have no goddamn clue what an intersex condition is. Comments were moderated on this one.
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Jayce decides to go back to his Mexican roots and eat nothing but a high carb, high-chance-of-diabetes diet.
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And it's not just the M/M couple Arcane fanfics that are deranged, the F/F ones are just as horrible too:

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Vi and Powder were in a regular stroll through the park, Powder said that she wanted to see a few birds and Vi wanted to just relax in the sun, and maybe see the birds too. They were at the park all day, noon turning into evening. Powder was yawning as they took their normal shortcut back to Vander's.
“I have a test on Tuesday… I'm so tired…”
“‘Cus we've been walking all day, I told you we should've gone home when it got dark.”
“But I saw a raccoon…! They're so cute!”
“Not as cute as you.”
Vi gently pinned her to the alley wall, kissing her baby sister's neck. Powder gasps but welcomes it, already getting excited about it. They've been fucking for years, ever since Powder could remember. The teen licks her neck, saying how beautiful she is. Powder gushes.
Vi lifts her up, after pulling both their shorts to her knees, and rubs her dick between her folds.
“So perfect… When you're ready, I'll get you pregnant.” Powder nods. She wants that, even at 10. Even if Vander doesn't like it.
They fuck quickly, holding each other like wild animals mating.
Both groan once they cum, Vi's cum filling up her belly a little. Powder feels so good just looking at it.
They hear a groan and a thump. Is it one of the homeless people that live in this part? Fuck.
Vi and Powder quickly pull their pants back up, running towards the edge of the alley.
Then it all was fucking ruined. Forever.
Vi was grabbed first, Powder turned and saw her being dragged with some cloth over her mouth and nose, she went to help but she was captured too. She groans Vi's name as she slipped into unconsciousness.

Powder woke up cold. She groaned and turned, well tried to but her arms made clunks. Her eyes snapped open and she was bound by chains around her wrist and ankles, spread open and naked.
She never screamed so loud, it won't be the first time.
Powder begged for Vi, Vander, anyone. But no one came. She pissed herself from fear, absolutely sure she's going to die. Is Vi dead? She doesn't know if it'll be better if she was. The girl was sobbing for hours until the door opened and she froze.
The single light bulb flickered as the… Woman? Walked down the steps. She looked less like a woman and more like a monster. Pimply and greasy and just plain nasty. The stench that followed her was practically visible, she could almost swear she saw flies. Her skin was sickly and almost green.
She was naked. Powder grew more scared, horrified, mortified.
“PLEASE! L-LET US GO! I-I-I’LL NEVER SAY ANYTHING!” She begged, screamed, cried, sobbed. Squirming and flailing in the chains. The woman just scratched her dick.
Her dick… It was more like a leg. Somehow worse. It was ridden with dick cheese, covered in bumps and she could smell it from 10 feet away. Her foreskin is so overgrown it's just overflowing with smegma.
Powder can see her balls from here in the bed, they drag behind her and twitch and pulse and clench. They have bumps as well, they're just as big as her. Or is she just scared? Powder can't stop staring at the monstrosity that is her dick, it's actually disgusting. Smegma covers not just the head and around the foreskin, but everywhere in her dick. It's crusty and yellow and brown.
The woman leaks some precum but Powder isn't even sure if it's pre, it's viscous and chunky like cottage cheese. A dark yellow. The smell makes her throw up in her mouth, it's like piss and shit and cum and sweat and smegma and spit and things she doesn't know where they can even come from.
“WHERE'S VI? LET US GO, PLEASE!” Powder yelped, the man just stepped closer.
“I'll let her go if we fuck, if you don't I'll kill her.” She said, lifting the huge cock and slamming it on the bed before moving on top of her.
It smells even worse. Powder gags as it twitches on her stomach, leaking whatever thick chunks of… whatever on her.
“...But… please…”
“Last chance…” The grotesque thing of a woman humps a little, her dick leaking a little piss. It's so bad. If it were all inside her, it'd reach her lungs. It's just as thick as her body. Powder can just barely see how much dick cheese is in her foreskin, the area is the most dirty and rancid. Her piss, it's basically brown a few kidney stones squeeze out of her foreskin.
She grabs her dick with both hands and pulls her foreskin back. Powder turns her head to puke, overwhelmed by the sight and stench. Her tip isn't even visible with the amount of cheese, it's several layers thick and reaches at least a foot down her dick. Browns and yellows cover the cheese, crusty and hard and chipping if she humps too hard.
“O-Ok, I'll do it… please don't hurt Vi.” Powder whispers, her body shaking from pure fear. “Don't worry,” The woman groans as she scoots back to rub her dick on Powder's spread legs. Said girl looks like she has a seizure with how hard she squirms and flails and tosses and turns.
“I'll make sure your sister is fine.” The crusty cheesy mess of a tip runs up and down her small tiny folds, they stick to her. Powder is screaming and her throat is beyond sore, begging and pleading for her to be gentle, soft, stop all together, but it doesn't matter.
Her dick slowly pokes through her tiny hole, Powder throws up again, the cheese coats everything down there. Suddenly she rams all the way, the tip bulging out her stomach or womb. Powder can't tell. Her balls slap against her ass, covering all of Powder except her feet. If you were to look from behind them.
She cums just from entering, her massive balls squeezing and churning out her rotten sperm. Her belly inflates, chunks visible against her skin, blood falling from her overly abused and stretched cunt.
“Tight…” The woman grunts, more beast than human. Powder is practically unconscious, her pussy shooting out leftover spunk that couldn't fit in her underdeveloped body. It coats the bed, the lady's thighs and balls, and part of the wall behind her.
The poor girl is drooling and twitching from how destroyed she is, her mind blank and numb, not even able to process what's happening.
“Did she turn retarded?” The woman asks no one, grabbing Powder's lithe hips and plowing her organs. Her smegma sticks and covers her walls and cervix and womb, all covered in rancid dried spunk and piss. She rams her dick over and over again, her balls too heavy to even move with her, and Powder lays limply on the bed. The girl passed out finally, her body no longer resisting against the chains or the woman's dick.

The woman goes for hours, cum covers the bed, Powder's cunt, the woman's dick, her balls, the floor, and the wall. Powder has been drifting in and out of consciousness and finally woke up again, crying hard with how much her body aches and burns and hurts. Her belly is swollen and looks like she's 8 months pregnant.
She can feel a hard mass when the woman finally pulls out, it's deep inside her and it's probably the only thing she can feel.
“Left a lot of my spunk in there, but it kept falling out. But some of my cheese got stuck in the womb and then cervix, and now it stayed.” The lady rubs her cock softly, like she was petting an anaconda.
“Now time to clean.” Her dick slid up to Powder's mouth, the girl threw up again. It lands on her flat chest. It's even more gross.
Most of its smegma seems to have been stuck inside her, now she can see how disgusting it is without it. The tip is dry and flaky and bumpy, yet it's wet. Its urethra is wide and already leaking something, maybe piss or cum, maybe both. It's brownish yellow and thick, with chunks. So it's cum.
“Do it, or your big sister isn't going to leave another day.” She snarled and moved her dick closer, its puke inducing smell and texture right in her lips. Powder opened her mouth to throw up but the cock beat her to it. The to buried itself in her mouth, the smegma sticking to her lips and nose and chin. She cries as she licks up the cheese, licking around the head and between the foreskin.
“You have some experience with your sister, at least I don't have to teach you.” Powder just closed her eyes as she chewed on the smegma, gagging and trying not to gag. She swallowed and continued.
The monster cock was pulled out, her cheeks and jaw hurt from how wide it was stretched. Powder spit up a little, not even bothering to turn her head. Smegma sticks all around her mouth, even some stray pubes. Does that mean there's pubes inside her too? She hates this. But it's for Vi.
Anything for Vi.
“Lick your lips and get ready for my shithole. I might let you two go.” She said, watching Powder quickly lick up the chewy spunk and swallow, gagging at the taste of the coarse pubes down her throat. The girl watched as the woman turned around and stuck her ass in her face.
It's so hairy and it smells like dog shit. Powder can see bits of shit in and around the hole, she leans up and licks it. The woman reaches behind her and shoves Powder's face between her cheeks, letting out a bit of her shit in her poor mouth. It's a few pieces around the size of grapes.
Powder tries to throw up and her body swallows everything, the hands grip her hair tight. She lickss everywhere, sucking and licking the brown hole. There's somehow smegma on and in her ass, more crunchy than chewy. Powder eats it too, it would be a dark brown and yellow if she were to open her eyes. But she refuses to.
Her head is let go and she falls back on the bed, mouth covered in more hair with brown and dark yellow. “Now my balls, gotta get them nice and clean.” She unchains Powder but she's too weak to move, her body went numb when she was fucked for hours.
The woman stands in front of the bed with her huge swollen pimply greasy balls on the bed, there's unknown crusty stuff on it. Probably piss and shit and cum. Powder peels it off with her teeth, picking off the crust and swallowing each disgusting bite. She sucks and pops a few of the pimples on accident, the woman tells her to lick up everything on her balls. So Powder does.
Anything for Vi.

By the time the woman's balls are mostly clean, Powder is full. Stomach full of crusty smegma and womb full of her chunky sperm. The cock gently slaps her face when the lady turns around.
“I really mean clean it, it's uncomfortable.” She groans, pulling back all of her foreskin. If Powder has to guess how big her dick is, it would be horse size but thicker. She doesn't know how her body didn't tear into pieces when she was fucked.
Powder leans forward and starts to lick and bite the cheese, chewing and swallowing each repulsive taste of the rotten and piss-filled and shit-caked dick cheese. Her mind isn't here, it's somewhere else. Her body just works automatically, thinking, imagining, practically believing, it's Vi's cock. It's the only way she can keep her sanity. Whatever remains of it.

She pulled Powder off her dick, it glistened with her spit. It's clean.
“Good job, slut. I'll make sure your sister doesn't get the same treatment.” The lady yawns, pulling her dick and balls off the bed. “And she won't be killed either, just keep doing this and she'll be fine.”

Anything for Vi. Anything. Everything.

Powder wants to go home, she wants to see Vi. Needs to know she's not dead and they're not just lying, whoever “they” are. Is it just that disgusting woman? What about the people that first took her and Vi?
Her belly stops her train of thought briefly, it's so swollen. Maybe it's twins? One? Three? She doesn't know. But it's been at least 8 months, considering how big her belly is. Her tits have been growing too, not a lot but they leak with milk now and aren't completely flat anymore. She honestly can't even feel her pussy anymore, hasn't seen it in months. Hasn't left the bed, hasn't showered, hasn't done anything else but he fucked by the that deplorable thing.
She's not chained anymore but it doesn't make a difference, it's not like she can fight her way out. The door locks from the outside, it doesn't even have a handle on her side.
Powder regularly sees hallucinations of Vi, she waits for them, pleads for them, expects them. Usually she tells Powder that she's ok and she's so proud of her, that the woman who fucks her is just in costume. They're just playing a funny game. Vi is excited for their child, Powder is just happy Vi is happy.

The woman is back again, Powder goes into her achingly familiar headspace where she doesn't have to think about anything.
“You're still so skinny even when pregnant, I bet our child will be strong.” She gloats, greeting Powder with a sloppy kiss. Sucking on each other's tongues and lips and licking all around their mouths, the Woman's is bigger and usually takes up Powder's whole mouth. She pulls away with a loud wet pop, not bothering to wipe the drool and spit.
“Ready for breakfast?”
Powder nods, opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out.
Her cock shoots out a thick glob of cum piss and kidney stones, just enough to fill up her mouth and swell her cheeks. She chews for a moment before swallowing, opening her mouth for more food. This is how she gets food and water. Piss and cum. Or whatever thickness shit out of her dick hole.
“Thirsty? I thought so.” The lady pushes her dick into Powder's lips, stretching her jaw and kissing the back of her throat. She long since lost her gag reflex, stopped gagging all together.
Hot piss streams down her throat, she gulps and suckles on it to get every last drop. Licking a bit of cheese from between the foreskin. The stream stops but Powder sucks a little more before the lady pulls out, her stomach full of piss.
“Clean me up before I piss inside, your baby needs some too.” Powder nods and begins to lap up the dick cheese, sucking and nibbling it from under the foreskin and doing her regular routine of chewing and swallowing.
Anything for Vi.
It was clean again, it's a daily thing. Actually a few times a day, she doesn't know what the lady could possibly be doing to cause this. Powder leans back and opens her legs, her pussy is red and swollen and starting to grow pimples too. She doesn't really want to give the lady a name, she tried Grace… Well, maybe it's not a bad name, but it's not Vi. God, she misses Vi.
The tip easily slides into her cunt, even if it's easy to enter it's still tight. She pisses once she pokes her cervix, Powder winces but doesn't whine, piss streams out of her tip and into the womb. It's hot as always, the baby moves around in it. It probably likes it. Disgusting like its mother. That woman makes Powder sick.
She pulls out, not before leaving a little bit of cum. Powder thinks she can just cum on command, her balls are big enough.
“Want some more breakfast?”
Powder nods, not bothering to speak anymore. She'll save her voice for Vi. The lady strokes her cock a few times before unloading on Powder's face, blobs of it fell on her face. She uses her hands to lick it up, chewing it like it's candy. She's just really hungry, this is the only food she'll get.
She eats a few pounds of it, finally feeling a little better. She opens her mouth, already knowing that she'll have to clean her ass and balls.

Powder isn't really sure of anything. She gave birth… some time ago, months? Years? The only thing she thinks of is Vi, she swore she saw her when the lady came down, she was behind the door shaking and crying. It was probably Vi. It looked like her.
She blinked her eyes open and remembered where she was. Her baby was sucking her small but still swollen tits, it's dick big enough to fuck her and probably get her pregnant too.
The lady makes her eat her ass and clean her balls as usual, munching on the caked up shit and cum and anything else that was stuck to her balls and/or shitter.
Powder groans against her ass when the baby cums, already shooting loads up on loads inside her. At least those ones aren't chunky. Not yet.
She sucks on the hairy sphincter, eating up the small balls of shit that slide out and into her mouth. It still makes her gag a little.
Powder closes her eyes again, imagining something better. She's with Vi and their baby, maybe she'll call it Isha. She's eating her ass while Isha fucks her, yeah. That feels good, it finally feels good.

Powder fully accepted her situation and finally gave the lady a name. Grace seemed nice. She happily greets her with a sloppy and wet and nasty kiss, letting her fat and bumpy tongue lick in her mouth. Isha is just constantly on her tits, Powder just ignores when she pisses and shits. She actually usually just eats it, taking care of her first born.
She maneuvers around so her ass is in the air, doggy style, sucking and slobbering on Isha's hung cock. Powder lifted up to suck out her piss, drinking down easily. She popped off and looked behind her, wiggling her ass for Grace.
“Little slut wants another baby?”
Powder nods, spreading her legs as she goes back to globbering on the hung baby dick.
Once it enters her weeping cunt, Powder moans loudly on Isha's dick and makes her cum. Her life is perfect now, dicks inside her and she's ready to be pregnant again. Maybe she'll make the baby after Vi.
She closes her eyes and hums on her baby's balls while Grace's dick punctures her womb, feeling so good.
Anything for Vi.

Notes:​


What happened to Vi?
She's not dead no, Vi and Powder have to be alive or you'll end up with au powder.
Vi is somewhere she doesn't want to be.
The same situation? Maybe. Is she looking for Pow? Maybe. But she's always thinking of her, like Powder is always thinking of Vi. Even if it's just in the back of her mind.
 

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This is another popular fic, going off the portmanteau meme of 'Sextech'. All the usual warnings and clichés are in order. The author wanted to get this porn out of her system, and bears the unfortunate fact of her username - Neibba - sounding like NIGGA.
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> As familiar as a foreigner
That's a contradictory statement.
> With the reputation Zaunites held in Piltover, he wasn't surprised when people were weary around him after leaning of his lineage
1. You answered your own statement and 2. It's well-known he's a Zaunite at this point.
> Everying
The author is tired and needed to write all this porn. Who gives a shit about spellcheck?
> Symply
I rest my case.
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> The last thing he wanted to do was make Jayce think he was upset with him, he wasn't
You were annoyed with him just a few minutes ago. You WERE upset, in a way, because he wasn't being honest with you.
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> They usually request both of us
> Anytime they got a written request for a specific project, it was addressed usually to both Jayce and himself
1. The dialogue already established this and 2. Despite being a co-founder, Viktor's name actually wasn't on a lot of the projects. Blame this on S2. I'll accept it here.
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> It was a sex toy, and a rather tame one at that
Turns out, it's not so tame at all.
> Did Jayce think he'd never seen one? Didn't own at least one?
We're to assume Jayce is fully aware Viktor is trans and that's why he needs all those dildos. Fits the bill as whatever 'dicks' pooners get is painfully small in comparison.
> Admiment
*Adamant
> It vibrates
> Ah, it vibrates
He already said this.
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> The device itself was plotted to be a little over six inches, almost seven
Well that's not 'a little over', but it's still within the range of a normal penis.
> A thick girth and a slight curve that Viktor imagined would be quite good at reaching all the right spots
So Hispanic Hog Jayce got nerfed, but kept it going in the girth department. Nice.
> It was so thick, surely there would be at least a bit of a sting
Spoiler: there is, especially when Viktor takes it home to test it out. No, I'm not joking.
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> Sextech, if you will
Clever.
> I don't believe you have the correct anatomy to test it
Oh, what's this? A vagina is the 'correct anatomy' for a penis? You don't say.
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Jayce is correct, there. Both men and women can enjoy sex toys, but this was modeled for a vagina, and Viktor explicitly talks about 'correct anatomy', which is a double entendre.
> He couldn't help the way his mind immediately conjured up images of Jayce
This will happen a lot - when Viktor remembers he even thought about stuff like that.
> That is the hole our commissioner intends to use
The vagina is not simply a 'hole', for fuck's sake. And it's the commissioner's WIFE that wants to use it.
> There is no way for you to test to see if that pleasure translates easily during vaginal sex
Now let's see how many times the author will candidly use the word 'vagina' vs that dreaded and sexless 'hole'.
> Viktor would be lying if he said Jayce never made his way into his late night fantasies
You just had one in the lab, about Jayce having a dildo up his ass.
> He always struggled to imagine what that particular part of his body would look and feel like
...you just had a fantasy of him with a dildo up his ass. If you can imagine what his asshole is like, you can imagine his dick.
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> I do happen to have the correct anatomy
Whatever do you mean by that? 🧐
> That Jayce would never know about
> Not that Jayce had to know that
You don't need to repeat yourself.
> Viktor could recreate it for his own personal use
He already said he wanted to do that, when he first examined the toy.
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> Alone, however, Viktor was left to realize that this was in fact a big deal
> It was only now that he was alone that he realized what the explicitly entailed
Barely a few sentences apart. Viktor offered to test it, and now he's getting second thoughts because...? What, he's afraid of Jayce finding out? He already knows you have a vagina; I bet it will be confessed that Jayce also had a fantasy about Viktor using that toy on himself. Calling it right now.
> He was going to have to fuck himself on what was essentially a replica of Jayce's cock
Don't act as if you never wanted it. Were you not salivating over it when you first saw it?

Here's where the introductory smut starts.
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> Therefore Viktor's testing of the device was necessary
We know, you volunteered.
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> Circle his cock, which was already starting to swell with interest
It'll never be as big as Jayce's, or any natal male's, and that's the funny thing. Jayce is always walking around with a literal fire hydrant in his pants, and here you have a roid clit that is dwarfed by Jayce's own big toe. That is a size difference too ridiculous to take seriously. No wonder they focus more on the token 'vagina struggles to take a big dick' plot point.
> If he liked taking his sexual partners in his mouth and driving them wild before they ever got to his cock
I don't think your cock would make him wild...it's that pussy he's after.
> How hot his tongue was as it lapped at Viktor's cock and plunged into his heat
I wonder which one he likes more.
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> The device was pretty, long and thick
It's 6-7 inches and while Hispanic Hog Jayce got nerfed, he's still thick as a bowling pin. Watch out for the Toledo Torpedo.
> Gods it was so thick
You said that already. I also assume we are going to have a deepthroat moment because you gotta taste that schlong somehow.
> This is what Jayce had between his legs all day? No wonder all the women wanted him so badly
Turns out, you are one! You are just as much as a slave to your sexual desire than those women, because the moment you see a well-hung male, it's all about jumping him and hoping he impales your guts.
> Wanted him to cum in his mouth, then get him hard again so he could cum in his cunt
See point above. Pooner Viktor is all about being independent...until that big dick comes swingin' around.
> Letting the head circle around his cock a few times
Compared to the dildo, that's a sad little thing.
> Fuck it was big
See point above. When your own cunt wants to gobble something bigger than your pinky, maybe it's time to stop calling that roid clit a cock.
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> Fuck Jayce's cock was made his pussy
Almost like they're complementary sex organs, eh?
> He body made more
I thought you were already wet? Ah, well. Guess you need more preparation if you're taking the Toledo Torpedo, eh?
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> A carnal need as his cunt clenched around nothing
Pooners and their carnal need for big dick. What's that about stereotypes, again?
> Disappointed by the lack of cum leaking out of him. He wanted to be full of Jayce's cum, wanted it making a mess of his cunt
And their need to be bred is second to none. Who knew the way to 'cure' them was to be a hot man with a big dick?
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You mean *gauge?
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I think that's supposed to be 'aligning'.
> A weaker part of Viktor liked to pretend the stamp was a make of possessiveness
Damn, pooners really wanted to be marked like cattle, eh? Get it on their flank or ass like Bam Margera did.
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> It was cute seeing him so flustered
You'll be seeing a lot of this; it's already around the third or fourth time I've see Viktor talk about wanting to see Jayce blush.
> Perhaps it was his desire to see the flush on his face darken
Make that the fifth.
> Jayce repeated as if Viktor were about to insult his actual manhood by saying it wasn't big enough. It was plenty big
Length wise, it's nerfed. Girth wise, he's still the Hog. Besides, he already knew it was big when he first looked at it and discovered it was modeled after Jayce.
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> He felt a bit of boldness creep into his mind
Why wasn't he bold already? Viktor would absolutely be the type to be dry as fuck while also being secretly turned on by it. Once he gets his confidence going, he isn't going to stop.
> Was Viktor getting a bit too much enjoyment out of torturing his partner? Perhaps. However, seeing Jayce flustered was just too tempting
You already wrote that he wants nothing more than to see him blush. This must be the sixth time this has been written.
> He found himself painfully disappointed it didn't cum inside of him
> I personally have never encountered a penis that did not ejaculate
Look at that. Viktor admitting the dildo can't compare to the real thing because the real thing is 'alive' and can 'breed someone'. Men really are better, aren't they?
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> He stopped himself from that particular confession
Jayce already knows you have a vagina and masturbate with dildos. It shouldn't really surprise him that you want to take it to the next level.
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*Upon closer inspection

You'll never guess what the twist is in this.
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> If you want to shove this inside of your cunt and tell me how good it feels in the morning
We know that to be true, and we later discover that Jayce has a spark of jealousy for the thing. Why? Stay tuned.
> It was awkward enough that Viktor was cumming on what was essentially a perfect replica of Jayce's cock
He wasn't awkward about it before; do we not remember the fantasies Viktor had beforehand, with Jayce having the dildo inside him? As soon as he discovered it was modeled after Jayce he was salivating over that thing. He wasn't awkward about it at all. He's just awkward that the admission that he wants him.
> To have him watch it happen was not something he was prepared for right now
Again, that's contradictory from what you said earlier. Viktor went from wanting this man's bones to now feeling a bit nervous like he's a blushing virgin. What ever for? Drama.
> The then
The then what?
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> Circling his cock a few times
Your clit will never come close to Jayce's, sorry not sorry. It just looks puny and pathetic in comparison.
> Using his palm to rub his cock
Interesting how we can use cunt and pussy, but not clit. Oh, well.
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> The spot that Jayce's cock was apparently perfect for reaching
He already remarked on this when he first saw the toy, about how it had the 'perfect curve to reach those spots'. Funny how I remember, but the author doesn't.
> Enterance
Come on, now. But it is better than 'hole'.
> Jayce's cock splitting him open perfectly
This is the second time this has been said. The first time was when Viktor was first using the toy - and he already commented that it did the job perfectly then, too.
> At the same time a wave of fluid squirted from his cunt
Yep, he's a squirter, too. Shocked? Well he just found out he is one and there is going to be a lot of it when we get to the smut.
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> Desperately trying to clench around nothing
You'll be seeing this a lot.
> He needed to replicate it
He already spoke about doing that - when he first discovered it was modeled after Jayce. This is the third time he's wanted to make a replica. Do it already!
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> He wondered if Jayce's actual cock could make him cum like that
Well aside from the vibration settings, you were turned on by the fact it was modeled after his, so that's a given.
> Or would he fuck him through it and make him do it over and over again
Both. Chances it'll be both.
> Get him flustered
Again?
> He was also a bit sad
> All these tests had really done was remind Viktor of just how much he wanted Jayce
This is where the female-coded pining comes in. Viktor starts talking about how he feels sad after his post-nut clarity, and wishes for something more from his partners - in this case, he wants Jayce to be more than just a fuck buddy. This is something women seek in relationships, not men. If Viktor was a man, yes, the pining would be there, but he'd be a lot less concerned about feeling sad about a one-time test. Men can just dispose of relationships like that.
> He could fuck a perfect replica of his cock, but that toy couldn't hold him afterward, or draw him a bath
See what I mean?
> Or kiss him goodnight, it could only fuck him
Sounds like you want meaningful relationships vs mindless sex. Which is, again, what female sexuality is based around. Male sexuality could not give a single damn.
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> Jayce was listing things off like they were just criteria in an experiment. Viktor supposed they were
I mean, it is. This whole thing is an experiment and Viktor offered to be its test subject. Of course Jayce would try to be subjective there.
> But how could you really know if you've never actually had the real thing?
Yes, Jayce did the 'but have you tried actual dick?' thing. Smooth, boy, real smooth.
> His mind immediately filled with all sorts of dirty images, all consisting of Jayce's cock inside him in some capacity
Well good to know you have a one-track mind, then. And that all it takes is a good dicking to get you to revert to an uwu trans boy.
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> What the fuck was happening right now?
Jayce is offering you some free dick, homie. Take the offer.
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> Now his nerves were overpowering those feelings
So much for being aloof and confident. Turns out, once you get a pooner's feelings aroused, they start wanting to cuddle and for you to be their safe space.
> If they did this, they were crossing a line Viktor would never be able to uncross
You already crossed it when you offered to test a dildo modeled after Jayce's dick, just saying.
> If they did this the damage would be done and Viktor would never be able to heal from it
Very curious that this was written. Why should Viktor, the trans man, carry all the emotional and reputational damage? Forget he's a Zaunite for a moment. All the guilt and worry is on HIS side, not Jayce's. Jayce doesn't have to worry about this. The trans man does. It's almost as if...🧐
> This would mean more to him than it did to Jayce
Oh, I get it now.
> He'd feel a lot more pain afterward
Almost as if you're a woman and expected to perform all the emotional and mental labour while knowing Jayce, the man, won't have to suffer the same things you do. All that testosterone and you still can't convince men you're one of the doods, sad!
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The smut will start very soon. We'll see how much liquid comes out of Viktor's vagina and whether we can sell it to Gavin Newsom.
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> It may just be a test for you but it will be so much more for me
And why is that? I doubt it's solely because you're a Zaunite. It probably has something to do with your sex, and how you're expected to do all of the emotional labour, while Jayce isn't.
> We cannot cross this line because it will hurt me
It's fine, he relents once he sees that big dick. All of this is just for show.

So, we find out that Jayce made the sex toy solely for Viktor. I don't know why he feels awkward or weird about it when it's modeled after his penis. And yes, he got jealous of a sex toy modeled after his dick because it mad Viktor come and he didn't.
> It was absurd
Indeed it is.
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That's right (again): Jayce is jealous of a toy modeled on his own dick, and wishes to rectify that by giving Viktor the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life.
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> Looking like a man parched of water for weeks
Along with this cliché, we see an iteration of 'a man starved'. These people sure are hungry for 'boy pussy'.
> Breathtaking, beautiful, ethereal, delicious
That's what I say when I see a perfect Klondike bar.
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> He began to circle his cock
Not enough material there to be called one. Remember, Jayce's big toe is bigger than that roid clit. That's how small they are IRL.
> Then Jayce was going to fuck him
So much for all that social stigma, eh? A big dick changes everything.
> Still quite well prepared from the night before
Great to see it's well-trained!
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> Clenching around nothing
Like I said, you'll see this A LOT. I think this is the third time this has been written?
> He took a moment to breathe
> His breath was punched out of him
St. Floyd is proud.
> Setting a rough pace of fucking himself the way he liked it
> Started fucking himself in earnest
Wasn't he already fucking himself roughly? This also happened in the masturbation scene earlier, where he 'started a rough pace' where he was already in a rough pace.
> Aiming it up against his sweet spot
Wasn't he already aiming the toy in that area just a paragraph earlier?
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> Clenching hard around nothing
His pussy was already doing that.
> Letting him get a good look at his needy hole
Le sigh.
> Lapping from his entrance all the way to his cock
It's a clit, it's nowhere near the size of Jayce and the more you keep insisting it's akin to that, the more ridiculous you sound.
> Lapping at his pussy like he was starving and this was his feast
Score one for the 'starving man' cliché.
> Jayce wrapped his lips around his cock, sucking as he swirled his tongue around it
He'd have better luck deepthroating an Elmer's glue bottle.
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> Futber
Ho hum.
> Before sucking Viktor's cock back into his mouth
Which isn't much, mind you. Not when Viktor can gag on that dildo.
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> Finally to the hot, heavy cock hanging hard between his legs. Viktor's mouth watered. He wanted Jayce to cum in his mouth
Amazing what true and honest man meat does to a True and Honest Man. You'll fuck that pooner right back to the Stone Age.
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> Even stretch him open on his fingers and shove the cock of a strap-on into him
I mean, that was your first fantasy of him.
> Veins popping on the underside as slick precum leaked from the tip
Oh, he's a big and veiny boy, eh? Pooners seem to like the veiny ones. It's a far cry from the arm flesh tubes they get plastered on their abdomens.
> Testiment (testament) to his dedication to Viktor's pleasure
The fact he even prioritizes it gives your sex away. Men just chase their own pleasure as they see fit.
> Occlupied
The author is tired, yo.
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> While the toy supplied the same girth and length, Jayce's actual cock was hot and heavy and real
You mean the true and honest man meat is better than a piece of silicone and can never be compared? You don't say.
> Already leaps and bounds better than some lifeless toy
You already said that.
> As he rammed hard into his sweet spot
Good luck, Viktor tried three times and couldn't seem to get it with the toy.
> His pussy twitching and spasming around Jayce's cock
At least it isn't 'clenching around nothing'.
> Jayce fucked him like an animal, his hips pistoning hard into him
Don't ever tell me pooners aren't vanilla. This is absolutely a vanilla het fantasy.
> If he didn't Jayce would not doubt be thrusting him up the bed
Get it? Because he's an uwu smol trans boy and he can be tossed as easy as a football at the Superbowl.
> Fuck hah gonna cum
I don't know about you, but this kind of sex talk just makes me laugh. I know it's supposed to be said BETWEEN thrusts, but instead of sounding desperate it just sounds like they're out of breath, which they are, but it just sounds awkward. I would expect better sex talk from Viktor; he seems a natural at it.
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> He reached between their bodies to rub Viktor's cock
Compared to that XXL big n veiny monster, that roid clit is nothing.
> The coil in his belly snapped
This is the fourth time this exact wording is used. I don't mind the use of it personally, but use it sparingly.
> Crying out as once again clear liquid squirt out from between his legs, coating Jayce's stomach and thighs
I will never not be amazed at how much ejaculate fantasy pooners produce. That amount of squirt should be studied. Anyone got a spare bucket?
> Clenching tight around him so none of it would escape his greedy cunt
Glad to see that A) 'hole' was only used once and B) his cunt is finally clenching around something. I was beginning to get worried.

And that was the smut. It sure didn't feel like 12k words to get here, eh? That one Antarctic fic had smut from the get go (and boy did that get fucking boring). This one leaves you almost empty handed. Hard to believe it was 12k words; it seemed much shorter.
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> The real Jayce was far better than the toy
You don't say.

The author plans to make this a series, so we'll see if NIGGA provides more Sextech content and cunts 'clenching around nothing'. Stay tuned.

And it's not just the M/M couple Arcane fanfics that are deranged, the F/F ones are just as horrible too:
I generally avoid F/F fics because as it's been pointed out in this thread, there is so much drama in that section because people will immediately accuse you of misogyny or being unfair to lesbians if you so much as give a critical take. M/M is 'anything goes' for a reason, because male characters are not held to the same standards as female ones. Male characters can get away with insane shit and people won't fight over it. The trans Vi content seems to be written by male troons vs female ones; the FTMs all circle around Viktor. Though, there are some 'transmascs' writing trans Vi, but the ones where she has a functional dick all read like they're from MTFs. You really cannot erase the 'sexed style' men and women have, even after they start hormones and lop off bits and bobs.
 
After seeing this, I knew I had to review it.
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That's right: the half-white, half-Hispanic character is called a 'mutt'. It's cool, though - it's done for BDSM. We respect boundaries here - even ICE's boundaries!
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I think that is supposed to read, 'with finality', but it came out 'with fatality' and now it makes me think this is a Mortal Kombat fight.
> His ears still tuned to the steady patter of rain
> Treacherous underfoot
I'm getting queercatfan vibes again. *shudder* Again, these sentences can absolutely stand on their own, but now whenever I see them as separate I am put right back into that Morse code style. Never again.
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> Droplets spraying everywhere
This could be connected to the 'soaked dog' sentence.
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> Had an ample view of the simple white shirt underneath, his soaked white shirt
This was already written in the previous screenshot, but is highlighted again to focus on Jayce's muscles, because we need that for the ~sex appeal~. I also have to wonder if Viktor has night vision because this is past midnight in the lab, the light is dim, and yet he can see everything perfectly as if there is ample light. You gotta be consistent.
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> Mutt. Whore. Slut
You'll never guess who is actually responsible for writing them. In any case, it gets wilder and wilder as it unfolds, and this turns into a pseudo race-play fic where Viktor, the pooner pretending to be a white man, dominates over the Hispanic man. I guess Jayce wants his lineage to be bleached again, eh?
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> A way to exert dominance, a way to remind him of his place
If that was the case, they'd be writing the number for ICE so he can be send back to Ixtal. Sorry your dad didn't give mamacita a green card!
> He knew the higher-ups loved their hierarchies
And why do you think they're called 'higher-ups'? Wouldn't be because of a HIERARCHY, would it?
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> Rage flared, sharp and sudden, burning hot in his chest
And what are you going to do about it? Bitch and yell? No one is going to take your seriously, more so that you're a woman LARPing as a man. You yell too much your voice will start breaking at the high notes. Happens all the time.
> Forcing his grip to loosen before he snapped his can in half
Nice try, but pooners have lower grip strength than males. Best you can do is bend a straw.
> How could he seem so casual, so normal, with words like that scribbled on him?
Sounds like a normal night with the boys, where they will routinely write shit like that during a drunken haze. 'Cocksucker' is the tamest thing you can write during those times.
> Pure unadulterated sadism
If that was true, Jayce would not have that shit written in magic marker. It'd be carved into his skin like he was on a shock video for the Sinaloa cartel. Hell even SWIFTIES are more hardcore with what they'll do in the name of their idol.
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> Would confrontation so direct lead him to clamp up in shame?
Clearly he's not that ashamed if he's stripping off his clothes with said Magic Marker on his body, knowing that someone is going to notice. Come to find out, it's all a ploy by Jayce to get Viktor to claim him like it's 1493 Mexico.
> Not unlike a confused puppy - mutt
Don't worry, Viktor is here with BLEACHED to make him a purebred again.
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> Not even the prostitutes in the lower brothels of the Undercity get treated like this
That's really pushing it. Jayce wrote what he did in washable marker. Those women and men likely get BRANDED and cannot leave or else they'll be murdered. Jayce choosing to use himself as a Fuck Me Canvas is not even remotely the same.
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Shocker: Jayce decided to take the T-rated version of a cartel branding. If he was serious, he'd heat up a belt and do it himself. Make it permanent, you know?
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> Bitch. Cocksucker
Oh, so things drunken frat boys write on each other during a night at the dorm. That's not so bad.
> Fuck me dead center of his stomach, just about his navel
Sounds like something a gay circuit party would do. Again, this all sounds like fun and games, not something degrading. If you want degrading, it'd be: "I'm a fucking mutt meant to get fucked by white men. My useless race deserves to be bleached" or something like that - which isn't too far off from what actually happens.
> Deeply repressed desires
Is it really that repressed if he's using Magic Marker on his skin? My boy was declaring it like Edward Norton did with his tattoos in American History X. If he was the one writing on Jayce, he'd be writing shit like, "I deserve to get drop kicked by ICE" or "Brand me like they do those kids in cages". This is child's play.
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> Not like that, I told you
And he also deduced that those words were meant to be read in private. What's the big deal, then?
> Are you telling me you truly expected no one to see them?
No, because you already deduced that this is a fantasy of his and he wanted someone to see them in the hopes of having his fantasies come true. It's pretty obvious to put two and two together.
> Warm honey whiskey eyes
Warm honey or whiskey will work. Using both is rather confusing.
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> The shame, all-consuming
He talks about shame a LOT, but he really doesn't feel it. If you are actually ashamed of admitting it, why the fuck would you use magic marker on your own goddamn skin? That's the weakest way to say, 'Please fuck me the way I want, pooner with a 2 inch microdick.'
> Embarrassment, arousal, guilt
He sure doesn't sound that guilty, and the only embarrassment I'd feel is that when Viktor whips out his own tool, it's not the one Jayce was hoping for. 8 inches? Nah, you're getting a school eraser. No refunds!
> You've been doing this for months, hoping I'd notice
Was he using permanent marker the entire time, or...? Maybe he used glitter glue?
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> The admission knocked the wind out of him
He already admitted it, and you nearly fell over on the floor, remember?
> The slight creak of the wood beneath his weight
Lmao what weight? A weekend's worth of laundry weighs more than you.
> Were you, perhaps, hoping I'd use you? Like that of a common whore?
More than that: he wants you to correct his lineage. His white daddy didn't do enough; hopefully your kids will come out even whiter. Viva La Piltover!
> And you thought that scribbling on yourself was the solution?
One might say it was a FINAL solution.
> Strucking
I think she meant 'striking' here.
> It made me feel like I was closer to you
As close as that Fst distance, eh?
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> Calling me every demeaning term you could think of
Oh, buddy. I can do better than 'cocksucker'. 'Property of Mexico' is one, 'Bleach me tranny daddy' is another, 'I'm 1/488 Amerindian' is another. "Property of white men" is even better given the context of this fic. You really don't wanna go full race play, lmao.
> Kept. Collared, perhaps. Controlled.
"Just as my ancestors wanted."
> I wanted you to..to show me who I really am. What I really am
So...a mixed-race mutt that wants to be dominated by a white woman pretending to be a man. OK.
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> Loving being treated like the pathetic little thing you are
Let's turn that up to 1488.
> Gauging his reaction as his throat convulsed around the intrusion
Get used to it, because Viktor's fingers are the only thing that's going to be deepthroating you. He lacks a proper dick to do it properly.
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> You're exactly where you belong
Right at a white (wo)man's feet. You're goddamn right.
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> To kneel at my feet and serve me as a mere plaything
That's right: he's going to pick your vegetables, do your roofing, serve you enchiladas and dick you down in the hopes his kids get bleached. My man is all about that bleach.
> Revealing the patch of dark hair beneath his navel
And no trans Viktor fic is complete without the Tarzan pubes. Get your trimmers ready.
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> Mouth working like he was trying to drown on his fluids
Given how much squirt trans Viktor produces...he just might.
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I think the author meant 'thighs' there.
> He couldn't stop his hand from redirecting Jayce's focus on his cock
C'mon, you had all this talk about clit, pussy and other female terms, now you gotta use 'cock'? For shame. If we aren't getting Hispanic Hog Jayce then this isn't a real race play fic.
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> Spund
Lol.
> If the mere thought of parting with Viktor's cunt was physically painful
What can I say? The man wants to be bleached. White pussy really IS something else. The world will end without it.
> Though the heal coiling low in his stomach
This is the second time this has been used.
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> Loud, ravenous sucking and filthy slurping filled the air
Me when I eat Chinese food
> Deliberate strokes from Viktor's entrance to his cock
C'mon, you were doing so well there.
> Each movement punctuated by the wet, lewd sounds of his arousal
You already made this clear with your 'loud, ravenous sucking'. Is he sucking on that clit like a straw?
> His lips settled on sealing around Viktor's clit
Cock, clit, back to clit again, another cock...C--c-c-come on, already.
> Tongue flicking rapidly over the sensitive nub
Well, least we know it's not a cock if it's just a wee 'nub'.
> The stretch was exquisite, sharp and full
And that's just from his fingers. A shame his fingers do a better job of penetration than that roid clit does.
> The slick, wet sounds grew louder, filthier, fusing with the obscene squelch of his fingers
This was already established with the 'ravenous sucking and filthy slurping'.
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> He mouthed at Viktor's cock
What, it's not a 'sensitive nub' anymore?
> Buckle raked over Viktor's body
...come again?
> The heat in his core spread outward
This is the third time I've read this.
> Tension coiled tighter, threatening to snap
And a third time for this one, too.
> His fingers sank deeper, disappearing completely inside his cunt
If he can do that with your fingers, just imagine what his cunt can do - stay tuned for the sequel.
> Glassy honey whiskey
This was already used. Honey-whiskey just sounds weird, even though I know what she's going for. 'Whiskey-tone' sounds way better.
> Too stupid to function anymore
It's that 85 IQ he wants to improve by bleaching.
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> Sucking hard around Viktor's cock
It's just a 'sensitive little nub', remember.
> Searing pleasure
Pleasure has been used five or six times, I've lost count. Feel free to count for yourself.
> Eagerly slurping up whatever he could catch
My man out here being a human vacuum for that white snatch. He needs that pussy juice to improve his IQ.
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> Barely cognizant to think more complex thoughts than please, must cum, Viktor
85 IQ in action. I'm amazed that genius even got you over the wall.
> Grinding against me like some stray mutt
Hey, it's those Hispanic genes. When he ain't lazy, he's gotta hump against something.
> Revealed
She meant 'reveled'.
> Is that what you were hoping for? For someone to fuck you stupid?
A shame you don't have the parts for that. I actually like Dom Viktor and while his dialogue carries the fic, it just sounds like barely-there race play. Which makes it all the more funnier.
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> He demanded, voice low and commanding
A demand is like a command. Same difference.
> What does my dumb little whore need?
A green card and a 'please don't deport me' paper for ICE.

Oh, and this boy cries a fucking LOT after sex. I'm talking a fuckton of sobbing. It gets tiresome real quick.
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See what I mean? Now, personally, I can't stand this much crying during sex. It just irks me and makes me think these people are unbelievably weak. This is sobbing is supposed to be from overstimulation, but it happens so much I just roll my eyes every time I see it. These are grown men. They're crying like their dog just died or their abuela got shown on a cartel snuff video.
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Along with the sobbing, the whimpering gets to me, too. You just got jerked off through your clothes. You are not on D-Day. Calm down.
> You are truly deep under, hm?
Eh, what?
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> Laced with eagerness
> Jayce perked up at the directive
?? He offered to do it himself?
> With wide, eager eyes
You already wrote that he was eager.
> Not unlike a dog presenting his owner with a particularly impressive stick
* Mutt. Remember, he's a mutt, and he wants to be reminded he is one. So you better be ready to give him some bleached children next time.
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> A whisper of a possibility that Jayce was about to say something he'd long since resigned to never acknowledge
This entire thing was about him telling Viktor he wanted to be dominated by him. He wrote the shit on his skin with Magic Marker to bait him, and it worked. Viktor already knows it was about him; they had sex because of the admission. You are just repeating what the audience already knows - or by this time has forgotten, as they just came back from the coom.
> It was about you seeing me
You already told Viktor this, when he initially thought you were being taken advantage of. He knows that, and he says it outright here. Good lampshading.
> Why was he always so roundabout with his words?
IDK, authorial projection? You tell me.
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> He babbled out, his words tumbling out in a rush
We already know the words are tumbling out if he's babbling.
> Only devastatingly raw sincerity laid bare
Redundant.
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> The constant gravitational pull between them that neither had ever fully dared to breach
You just breached it. You crashed right into the sun and it was all because Jayce wanted to be BLEACHED and he did it by using Magic Marker calling himself a cocksucker.
> I thought I was being subtle
Homie, you're about as subtle as a drunk driver with a Smirnoff in his lap. Nothing you did was subtle. The shit you wrote on your chest could've been done by any frat boy. You want to be offensive? Go ask the Piltover version of the Aryan Brotherhood. "Fuck the 85 IQ outta me" would've been branded on your ass.
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Trans cum causes bronchitis. Who knew?
This fic also has art that the author drew. Surprisingly, it isn't bad, and Viktor actually looks pretty good! Major complaint is that Jayce looks like he has a bloody nose.
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As far as trans art goes...not bad. The foreshortening in the leg looks weird, as does his hands, but Viktor's fingers are actually well drawn. If you can forgive the tumblr nose, it's one of the better pieces of JayVik fanart I've seen. You can almost forget Viktor is a pooner here.

Jayce undergoes the Bear Grylls survival challenge and someone ends up pregnant. It's Mpreg too so let's see who got their booty knocked up.
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Jayce is undergoing a nightmare, and along with the Bear Grylls challenge, he tries the George Floyd challenge, too:
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> In order to shape him for what Viktor, that other Viktor, needed him to do
This was a stupid thing in S2, and it's stupid to read it here. It's meant to give Jayce a 'humbling' experience with a nice touch of PTSD. While Jayce spent months lingering and rotting away in that chasm, Mage Viktor was just standing there watching him as OG Viktor kept growing his commune for his Glorious Evolution. Don't ask me about the specifics on how fucking dumb this is, but it's pretty fucking dumb.
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> Doesn't think their part is something either of them can even apologize for
Yeah, genocide on a cosmic scale, over multiple universes, is something a Nuremberg trial can't fix. PTSD is the best we can offer.
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Despite saying this, Jayce later retcons this by saying it WAS a form of Viktor, another Viktor, and that he felt obligated to do what he said. Jayce can't even bring himself to blame the other Viktor when he stood there and watched him wither away like a sadist.
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> You were there, but you weren't
Did you not just say that that wasn't Viktor?
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> Even if it wasn't me, it was still my face you saw
So it really was him, despite Jayce saying it wasn't. Retconning your own PTSD sap fic, lmao.
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Oh, so THAT is where the Mpreg comes in. I wonder where he got that magic uterus: did the Hexcore give it to him, or the Arcane? We may never know, but he magically has an ass uterus now.
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So...anyone want to discuss how Viktor got knocked up in his ass, or is it just left to magical doohickeys? This wasn't even tagged ABO or 'alien biology' so your guess is as good as mine.
 
From the fisting pooner who vows to fuck your mother, comes another instalment of True and Honest gay men going at it. This one is mostly dialogue, but I hope you ♥ trans porn by trans people. This fic is based on a movie called Infinity Chamber, that was a box office bomb, and the author decided it was very homoerotic. This is the end result of that.
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> Other than that
Other than that what?
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In case you're wondering if this Jayce is an AI...you guessed right. He IS one. Think of HAL with Connor from Detroit: Become Human in there.
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> Is trying to destroy an organization
> Said organization finds out
>Wants to explain how he's totally innocent despite wanting to destroy said organization
> Pulls a "I want to speak to the manager" card
Bruh.
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That's right: they are keeping the guy trying to bring down their organization with an AI that knows nothing about him. They gave him a rookie computer, lmao.
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Wasn't that hard to deduce. Now we have to see if he's selling DOGE coin.
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Suppose the fastest way to get a pseudo-terrorist to expire is to serve him cheap food. What I'm more interested about is why trans Viktor here isn't complaining about getting his daily T shots.
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Imagine he starts playing 'Satisfaction' with Terry Crews blowing the whistle in the background. I'd pay to see that.
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AI Jayce says here that this is a rune matrix. This is later retconned when he says he has no idea what they are because it isn't in his programming.
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> Says he doesn't have any information in his systems about runic matrices
> Earlier made the correct guess that it was a runic matrix, meaning he knows what they are
Good to know that Jayce, like any other AI, can make contradictory statements if you lay hard on the word games.
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This makes me wonder if AI Jayce knows Viktor is actually a woman or he genders him correctly because that's in his programming. He isn't aware Viktor is in chronic pain - despite his cortisol levels giving that away as well as scans on his person - and expects Viktor to work out on that treadmill. It's rather funny in hindsight; it's like asking a paraplegic to do gymnastics.
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Two days without showering, two days without those T shots. I wonder which one Viktor is more concerned about - if that even gets mentioned.
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Figures. You're more concerned about masturbation than escape, or wondering why you are where you are. A real man would jack off into the toilet in the first day.
> While there's a strange, curious little part of Viktor that wouldn't mind the idea of Jayce watching
Of course. It's about the thrill. That's probably were the 'wire play' comes in because AI Jayce doesn't have a dick.
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> He knows that that is in no small part due to the sexual frustration
Or that's just your survival instincts kicking in, because boredom is one way people go mad. You're in a white room with white walls and white light, with no possibility of escape. If anything, sexual frustration would keep you somewhat sane.
> That sounds exceedingly stupid
It's called REM sleep, you fucking retard. I should mention that the author is getting a masters in ecology. You'd think she'd know what REM sleep is.
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> It's been two weeks, and he's only a man
Well no, you aren't, and the fact you didn't start jacking off on your first day shows you still have a female sex drive. Without that T, it would revert back to normal.
> His fingers slip over his soft dick
What 'soft dick'? It'd be a little nub under your clitoral hood. Even with a roid clit, the testosterone is what keeps it hard.
> Can Jayce tell what he's doing?
Yeah. Especially if he is tracking your endorphin/cortisol/oxytocin levels. He can tell.
> Strangers, bodies for him to take pleasure from and leave
Trans men honestly think they can match male sexuality in the vein of fucking someone and leaving, but in the end, they all admit they want something more. That's one aspect of their femaleness they can never throw away - if they even acknowledge that's a thing in the first place.
> Grunting and groaning and whining against him as he presses into them or they into him. He gets reckless with it
I don't know what you're 'pressing into' them with. That roid clit? Come on, that's barely big enough to penetrate with. The only men fucking you are the ones who know you have a pussy and are an easy catch; 'gay men' who don't want to admit they're bisexual.
> He's programmed with songs and books and stories about sex
Then he knows you're masturbating.
> Wanting to see what it's really like when a person feels pleasure
So he's read erotica but has never watched porn, interesting.
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> Watch his fingers against his cock
Not much material to watch, if we're being honest.

And, of course, Jayce was watching him. This is where the twist comes in.
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You'll never guess what Jayce was actually doing when Viktor was knocked out by touching the runes.
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Yeah, he's being kept in that room until he breaks and gives the Council what they want. It's a psychological tactic. But that's OK, that's not the main plot - Viktor masturbating and turning on the AI watching him is.
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> Convince his subconscious to give them some kind of clue to the shimmer's whereabouts
Ah, so that's what the rune matrices are for: have him touch it, they go through his mind, get clues to their WMD, and keep at it until the person breaks. Not a bad plot point, but that ultimately isn't the main plot - the pooner masturbation and eventual wire fucking is.
> In the small bathroom mirror he shaves his face and runs his hands through it, taking in every change to his features
It seems that he barely gets any facial hair in these fics; all the hair goes to his Tarzan pubes and happy trail instead. Even a 14 year old boy has more facial hair than him. Sad! But I have to wonder: how is Viktor doing without a steady supply of testosterone? He's not having mental breakdowns yet? Yelling to the heavens that it's genocide? Huh.
> He'd be insane here without Jayce. He might be insane here even with him
Luckily, your sexual frustration is keeping you sane, as your need for masturbation overpowered any other survival need.
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Why are you wincing? He was the one that was in the wrong. Or are you wincing because you were afraid of punishment?
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Look at that: the pooner's number one fantasy is to have a man taller and broader and stronger than themselves, nicely groomed with dark hair - the Tall, Dark and Handsome trope - who can act as a human blanket for them. Never fails. They never seem to want the Door Dash driver or the balding man taking his kids to soccer practice; they all want the hunk. Female sexuality is a helluva thing. You can never truly erase it, even with the trans tag.

What I am shocked is that Viktor is actually written to be his 5'8 self vs the uwu trans boi he's implied to be. But Jayce is forever taller, bigger and broader than him so we all know who the real male is.
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> He knows that Viktor knows he can track heartbeats without watching
So why bother to ask if Jayce knows you're masturbating when he could tell the entire time? I was the one who said this earlier, and look at that, I'm vindicated.
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> Viktor's dick twitches at that
Not enough material for a good twitch, if you know what I mean. Unless the author snuck a phallo in there and we have a Frankendong AND a vagina to deal with.
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> Like he's not hard and leaking beneath the jumpsuit
Well the 'hard and leaking' would be coming from two separate appendages. Yes, your roid clit can get hard but it can't 'leak' anything because it doesn't have a urethra. Your vagina would be doing all the leaking thanks to that roid clit stimulation.
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> Until the culmination of his trailing stomach hair is visible, the curly thicket of his pubic mound sticking out
Always a mainstay, that wonderful Tarzan/Rapunzel pubes. Wonder if we can make a wig out of it like ye olde French kings did.
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Look at that: the strong and proud pooner is broken down once he's called beautiful. Isn't that sweet?
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Imagine if he called it a clit and Viktor got angry and then started lecturing the AI on the whole 'UM EXCUSE ME SEX AND GENDER AREN'T THE SAME' schtick. Looks like this AI has sensitivity settings.

As it turns out, Jayce was having his own form of AI masturbation sessions by replaying Viktor's masturbation sessions, and now he has his own version of an orgasm when Viktor calls him a good boy.
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Lol. The AI had his own version of an orgasm and short-circuited. Rather cute, if you ask me.
> That's a little funny, honestly
Indeed it is.
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> Tugging just a little to part his labia
So you can use labia but not clitoris, because one of them has female connotations and the other doesn't? Hmm.
> He feels the way his opening is leaking
Fine by me, provided you don't use 'hole'. 'Opening' is a fine alternative to that.
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> Sliding it over his cock, hard and twitching
How much in terms of length are we talking here? Did you get a metoidioplasty or are we talking about a true and honest roid clit? I'd love to know. If your fingers can 'speed' over it, it clearly isn't that big.
> I wonder what it would be like to mix our lubricants together
The machine oil would be too caustic and would cause an infection. Unless you want to do it for science, that is.
> Then return them to your wires, spread myself on you
Imagine he causes a fire because his lube doesn't coat the wires properly. Least you'd get a free trim on that bush hair.
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> Drops his fingers to his cock again, rolling them around it
Well then, it's not that big if you're doing that, eh?
> How his body was so eager
It's the voyeurism. It happens to be a common kink for most. Add an AI with a hot voice and pooners will lose it.
> You're so - fuck
Me when I see a Klondike bar I can't reach
> I can see you stretching around them
Guess Viktor's fingers are actually big this time around, because his hand is often dwarfed by Jayce's. This is a first.
> At the knowledge that Jayce is focused wholly on his cock
And using the 'proper lingo' because I can't imagine what would happen if Jayce was like Tay. She'd be acting like Nancy Mace and putting the Council to shame.
> It's unfair, really, maybe a little less Stockholm Syndrome
Stockholm Syndrome is when you begin to sympathize with your captors. Jayce is an AI; he's not even one of the 'big bads' here. The Council just wants to break Viktor, but Viktor ends up falling in love with the AI. I'd say it's a Romeo Trap over Stockholm Syndrome.
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First man, indeed. You're also not the first 'man' to drop their pants for a machine with a hot voice. Happens to the best of us.
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> What would you do, if you were a man?
For a moment, I thought Jayce was asking this of Viktor LMAO

The big about cognitive dissonance is very ironic. Jayce cannot entertain a hypothetical of him being a real human, yet we are to entertain the hypothetical that Viktor is a real man and an AI would have to treat him as one. But that's an argument for another day, and another thread.
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One day? Is that in the Council's wishes? Earlier he said he wanted to destroy them, and he's here so they can learn where Shimmer is. I doubt they're just going to release him. But I don't think aspects of that plot were considered; this was just for the coom. I honestly was expected wire sex or something to that effect, not simply masturbation.

Story wise, the premise and plot weren't that bad, even if they were put aside for the porn. It's not the worst the author has popped out and she has popped out some nasty ones. It sure went fast for 8k, and a lot of questions around the plot itself weren't answered, but at least you got to read an AI having an impromptu ejaculation session and nearly shut off the building.

If you're wondering what the Masters degree bluejorts is studying for, it's ecology. Which branch, I am not sure, but she admitted in another fic she's not big on the STEM stuff, which does explain a lot. She's fisting people and fucking your mother, instead.

This next author is MGCraig's beta reader, and wrote a wildly popular fic featuring Jayce and Viktor with machine oil as lube. This one is not as popular, and was written as a gift for a user named Troy Bolton. Despite her earlier fame with her previous fic, the bookmarks did not translate to this one (which is funny, as Craig gets a ton of bookmarks for her works). It's a High School Musical fusion with pre-op pooners. What's not to like?
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> Has to tilt his head back to continue to meet his eye
He comes up to his eyes. He should be able to see him just fine - unless of course he got nerfed in the height department which is too often the case in these fics.
> You've got an amazing ass
Finally, something we can agree on!
> Yes, among other people
That's creepy, dawg. You tongue your own mother?
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> Silently trying to assess how into that Viktor sounds
I wager this a throwback to that sweat fetish fic MGCraig wrote and that capyshota beta'ed for. That is the fic where Viktor's armpit hair was layered, in case you (blissfully) forgot.
> Viktor's eyes are crossed when he opens them
Sorry, but this made me LMAO. You do realize that makes him look like a bonafide retard, right? Like he's missing a chromosome? Guess not.
> Exchanging the heat of their tongues
Not as bad as 'their tongues tangoed' but eh, it's close to it. It's a unique way of describing it, if I do say so myself.
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I'd be more worried about social media: 'Local jock fucks troon' and other things that might out Viktor, who likely isn't out to everyone yet. That's something the ACLU would get involved in.
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> I'd rather scent you like a dog
So he's gonna piss on him, then? Don't answer that - that may well be a fetish fic in the future.
> Rolling the delicate weight of his breasts under large palms
In this fic, Viktor is not on T, is pre-op everything, and just has a big ole' bush to cover his - ahem - 'little cock'. This means he still has his female breasts and is coincidentally on the pill. Because Jayce can't use condoms because that 'ruins the experience', or something.
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> Gifts Jayce a proper kiss
Haven't they been tongue fucking the past five minutes?
> Front, then
Well, guess it's a near miss for 'front hole'.
> Circle his little dick
Compared to Jayce's massive man dick, yes, it is indeed 'little', and since you aren't on T, it isn't one at all. Whoops.
> His finger runs the length of his cunt a few more times before pressing in to the knuckle
All that and Jayce's fingers are still bigger than your future roid clit.
> The elastic of his cunt pulled taut around just two fingers
So, we have 'wet as a waterslide', a clitoris being sucked on 'like a straw' and now a vagina is like an elastic band. Man, the list of creative titles is definitely filling up!
> Fuck, your hands are big
Yes, because we need to know who the real man is by the yaoi hands.
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> Jayce is running at his cock with a thumb
And it isn't bigger than his thumb, either.
> The head of his cock blushing so hard it's almost pulsing with colour
I'm surprised it isn't cross-eyed like Viktor's eyes were a moment ago. I wasn't aware it could glow like a cuttlefish, either.
> You're still on the pill, right?
Because condoms are cheaper and can't be used because uhhh bad experience? But hey, the Pill is very manly...all that estrogen and estradiol in you...very affirming.
> You are not about to become a father
Glad we're avoiding teenage pregnancy! Though I assume there will be a trans pregnancy fic in the future, knowing the trajectory of these authors. Anyways, isn't it interesting how Jayce is called a father, and not an ejaculator or sperm producer? 🧐
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> Steadily fucking a beat into Viktor's stretched cunt
And that beat is not Lo-Fi, beats to study to. Not if you can hear those balls slapping against his ass from down the hall.
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> Reaches down to thumb at his dick
If you can thumb at it, then it isn't a dick. It's a clit, full stop.
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> The perfect backdrop for Viktor's pale body
Because ain't nothing better than white skin and white pussy. Just look at the length this man goes to to get bleached.
> Jayce thinks he might have hearts in his eyes
Better than being cross-eyed.
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Great, now we're going to have a Mile High Club sequel. Hope the flight attendants don't notice or film it to post on IG.
> He puts a little weight behind his touch when he gets to his cock
Which isn't much. Again, Jayce is always written to have a massive dick in these fics; just comparing that to the thing that is barely bigger than his pinky nail is just pathetic. It is indeed an 'excellent parcel of nerves' - and that is what it will be. Not a dick, cock, or 'foreskin'. It's a clitoris.
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Will they smoke weed and have trippy weed sex? I've read that a few times. Or will they up the ante and fuck in an actual pizza place? You won't need Burger King Foot Lettuce where they're going.

In terms of the smut, this author does both M/M and trans stuff. The trans stuff is not bad per se, it's just unforgettable. I don't know why High School Musical was tagged as an inspiration but that series fucking sucked and I'd rather it would be banished to the Shadow Realm along with Twilight. Fuck, pick 'Mean Girls' over that. At least that has humour and passion behind it.
The author also has a Picrew icon. Wannabe Goth/Hipster Asian, at your service:
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Change of pace: this one is an ABO fic, and someone has a little trouble with their heats. Get that mop ready, we've got puddles to clean up.
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I'm glad that omegas really DO have the scents of Yankee candles, and this one is sweet vanilla. Maybe next time I'll bring a match.
> With an image of Heimerdinger in swimwear
Hey, he's a yordle. They might be packing, you never know. Someone somewhere has a hard-on for them.
> Practically lying in a pool of his own slick
As it turns out, these Omegas don't have magical vaginas. This is all coming from his ass. His ass is producing that shit like he's a hagfish.
> He hates himself for it, hates how his body reacts on instinct
All this talk about instinct and biological processes from the very people who argue those things don't matter. Fitting, no?
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> He feels dirty and ashamed every time he does it
You already discussed that.
> Like I'm some disgusting creature you can't bear to look at whenever I'm like this
I'm just wondering whether you need extra toilet paper or a bidet over here.
> Viktor nested in a bunch of pillows, his fingers submerged up to his knuckles in his hole
As it turns out, he's not fingering that omegan vagina. It's his actual asshole. Who knew?
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That's right: Viktor wasn't wearing underpants and he's producing so much anal slick you could literally mop the floors with it - AND it smells like vanilla. Guess he would never have to wipe his ass if it smelled like that.
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> You taste fucking amazing
"Thanks, I wanted to be perfect for Valentine's Day."
> Which is so fucking hot that Jayce's cock twitches
So his favourite flavour is vanilla, got it. I wonder if his ass changes taste based on the seasons?
> Hot, sticky liquid shooting all over Jayce's shirt and Viktor's bare chest
When I first read this, I thought it was his pseudo-vagina doing this, but no, Viktor actually has a working penis - that he gets hard and ejaculates with four times, btw.
> Then he brings his face to his hole and licks
Thank God it's like a bidet up there - with a nice helping of potpourri.
> He tastes so sweet, like molten honey mixed with salt
OK, so he tastes like a literal sticky bun.
> A starved man who's gone weeks without food
Ah, it's this cliché again.
> Jayce licks it all up, his tongue trailing from his ass to his balls to his cock
They should market that as a Yankee candle. Plenty of people would buy 'Viktor's ass slick'. I wish I was joking about that part.
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> Shoves his tongue down his throat
Didn't know he had a horse's tongue. He must really be good at his job.
> Filling him up until their slick and cum drips out of his hole like a leaking faucet
OK but what does it smell and taste like now?
> Viktor comes again
His refractory period is impressive.
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> Why do you think I keep turning Sky down?
Because she's a nigger and there are no niggers in slash.
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That would be ejaculation #4. Omegas sure do have limitless energy, eh? Who needs nuclear energy when you can harvest them as a sustainable resource?
> Too blissfully fucked out to be sarcastic
OK but what does he smell like now? Is he still vanilla or did Jayce's man juice spoil it? Does it smell like something Guy Fieri would eat? That's the real question!
 
I watched it happen to friends, I heard about it happening to friends after the fact. The fanfiction to ERP to cyber/sexting to "send nudes" pipeline might be the oldest pipeline there is.
I once knew a fanfic author with shitty opsec who was asked off platform to satisfy another author's fetish and did so. Even though she admitted the request was "weird," she also assured concerned colleagues everything was fine when it was clearly not. The pipeline is sadly real and still a thing, and I cringe to think how worse it might be with discord servers and other sleazy communities nowadays.

This is just not how language works. I have no idea how anyone manages to read through a whole fic like this.
The sad part is the fic probably has many reviews praising the author as a good writer.

In sum: the bulk of fanfic authors are autistic/ADHD 'asexuals'/biromantics/bisexuals who are overwhelmingly white. Despite China having the largest base of Internet users, and AO3 being accessible through VPNs, Asian ladies are not making a heavy dent in the market. White autists continue to dominate; one could say there's a white autist supremacy problem.
Maybe I'm not looking at the bigger picture enough, but AO3 seems like an autistic site catering to the autistic writers if we believe the reported demographics.

I recently completed a fanfic that I had been working on for some time and was asked to port it over to ao3 as ff.net's future seems to be in question every other week. I understood that ao3 has a more... colorful... selection of works present but good lord I was not prepared for some of the shit people had tagged.
After browsing this thread the other night, I tried a search to see if a particular crossover existed on AO3 and I saw no way to do so as easily as one can do on FF.net. AO3 seems like a big mess in more ways than one, for sure.

Sorry to ramble. I miss the days when it was understood that such things were just a fun guilty pleasure and a way to exercise creative impulses. The culture around it has really changed because of social media IMO.
It sure seems that way. I miss the days when fan fiction was some sort of creative outlet or a way to express "what-if's" for various franchises. Over time, the culture has become so much more politicized. Social media trends regarding politics - identity and otherwise - haven't helped, either. It reminds me of the hobby that was fun until outsiders joined in and insisted on inclusion to the point the hobby is no longer fun because the fun aspects are now deemed too triggering or problematic.
 
If you're wondering what the Masters degree bluejorts is studying for, it's ecology. Which branch, I am not sure, but she admitted in another fic she's not big on the STEM stuff, which does explain a lot.
Where the fuck is this author studying where someone who's "not big on STEM stuff" can pursue a master's in ecology? Ecology is literally a STEM field, in fact it's one of those fields where you need to study/understand multiple different fields (evolutionary biology, climatology, biostatistics, botany, agriculture, my school included animal behavior as well) in order to succeed.
 
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