Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

You could just say you're a Bretonnia player.

But I was speaking specifically in the context of Warhammer Fantasy, not IRL. Again, my understanding of Breton peasants is limited and that they're treated worse than horses.

Nope, tried them out, found them too uninteresting.

Fatrick is a fat glutton. In Warhammer Fantasy, he totally would be an Ogre.

A random peasant or citizen of the empire couldn't be fat and ghastly enough to be him!

 

[Judge Holden]

So uh....I did intend for the Warhammer themed fatrick shitposts to be specifically 40k themed shitposts but more than anything I am disappointed that the WHFB argument has devolved to Ogres vs Bretonnians when a far more suitable morbidly obese, sexually degenerate, and hilariously weak and cowardly candidate already exists in canon

No Child, I am not a Halfling. Enjoy the Moot Gaol.

 

[Spunt]

Aren't Halflings supposed to be fun and jolly? Patrick is the least fun, jolly person I can think of.

Total PatSquig Supremacy. May he be herded, bouncing, towards the enemy lines by trannies with cattle prods, only to roll a 1 and explode.

 

[Judge Holden]

Aren't Halflings supposed to be fun and jolly? Patrick is the least fun, jolly person I can think of.

Total PatSquig Supremacy. May he be herded, bouncing, towards the enemy lines by trannies with cattle prods, only to roll a 1 and explode.

Some are but they are generally massive and inhumanly obnoxious assholes. The only race they straight up get on well with without "If you pieces of shit were not a harmless meat shield and decent chefs we would have fed you to the Orks by now" tension is the Ogres because the Old Ones genetically hardwired the two to like eachother

In the case of Pigglerick Tomlinsmall however this kinship only extends to Ogre Mercenaries showing up every week to fart into his wife's malformed halfling snatch, each blast blowing her up like a fleshy balloon.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The Brothermen called his bluff by touring his AirBnB despite being threatened with all sorts of things if they were to ever try.

Has Ricky busted out the immobilized and incapacitated fearpasta since the perimeter breach?

 

[Ethics Gradient]

You could just say you're a Bretonnia player.

But I was speaking specifically in the context of Warhammer Fantasy, not IRL. Again, my understanding of Breton peasants is limited and that they're treated worse than horses. Anyway, enough autism about a game I know fairly little about.

Rick has the physiology of an obese 40k ogryn. The arrogance of an eldar farseer.
The intelligence of an Ork, and the hygiene of a greater demon of nurgle.
Oh, and the strength of a snotling.

 

[Broadside]

Imagine if Musk implemented Pink Triangles on X. Patrick would have one in an instant with all the negative attention he attracts.

 

[femoralcanal]

For your poop break tomorrow, niggas.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Technicality Tomlinson will be that they *make* that much, but they don't earn it since no job is really worth that much and they're all overpaid.

I've said this in other threads, but I'll say it here:

What you earn in life depends on what you do, who you do it for, your ability to do it, and the ease of replacing you. Taylor Swift earns millions because she is a cultural icon for millions of fans (and the object of pornography for millions more). She is the center of a colossal ecosystem that spans tabloids, record labels, stadiums and theaters, hotels, and more. Her millions are simply her cut of the profits, and an acknowledgement that without her that ecosystem would not exist.

Compare her to, say, some fat failed author in Milwaukee who only xeets all day and hasn't written a novel in years.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Swift is uniquely valuable because even if you replace her with another pop star (as will happen) you’ll lose some fans through attrition.

Whereas even with a famous author dying you may be able to keep some fans with unpublished writings or “in the style of” type things, they lose value pretty quickly. But that’s for the Clancys and the Tolkiens.

For generic sci-fi feel you just get another one, and cheaper, to boot.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Why must they defile everything with rainbows?

because it's symbolic of their defiance and perversion of God's bow.

In Christianity, God's bow is a symbol of God's covenant with humanity, and is represented by the rainbow. The bow is also a symbol of God's mercy and redeeming grace.

 

[radical]

Patrick deleted all his tweets fanboying over Neil Gaiman as soon as the sexual abuse & human trafficking allegations started coming out.



He forgot to search by Neil's username though, so all tweets where he @'s or replies to Neil are still up.

 

[Meriasek]

I've said this in other threads, but I'll say it here:

What you earn in life depends on what you do, who you do it for, your ability to do it, and the ease of replacing you. Taylor Swift earns millions because she is a cultural icon for millions of fans (and the object of pornography for millions more). She is the center of a colossal ecosystem that spans tabloids, record labels, stadiums and theaters, hotels, and more. Her millions are simply her cut of the profits, and an acknowledgement that without her that ecosystem would not exist.

Compare her to, say, some fat failed author in Milwaukee who only xeets all day and hasn't written a novel in years.

Well yeah, but Technicality Tomlinson isn't about being right, he's about making a cheap shot that you have to spend more time refuting while the Pig goes ahead and stuffs his face with meatloaf.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Day of the Pig draws ever closer....
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If you need to check batteries it means you take your gun out of the safe once a year. Just goes to show you the facade this guy is trying to maintain.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Far left gooner squad. Tremble!
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Armed trannies will opress xeirselfs if you call them sir.

 

[An automatic clown]

Everything he says and does is purely performative. He says he's 'conservative' but he doesn't actually believe in anything remotely resembling conservatism, he just appropriated the word to make himself sound unique among his peers (who probably laugh behind his back for it), he says he's for guns, but he wants to confiscate them, he likes cars but doesn't have the manual skills to do work on his own, etc.

Plus, he's the kind of guy who buys Surface laptops and Samsung phones. No-one sane wants to associate with him.

I truly & honestly think he self claimed to be conservative so he could get on every left wing news show as a regular guest and be the token conservative that agrees with all their talking points.

I mean shit, we know he doesn't believe in family values - he abandoned his daughter with the blessing of a judge

 

[TurboNAS]

I truly & honestly think he self claimed to be conservative so he could get on every left wing news show as a regular guest and be the token conservative that agrees with all their talking points.

Let’s look at the facts.

Patrick is a manly man who has guns, a favorite sports team, drinks beer at bars, has ready access to his wife’s pussy, is a real life tough guy that can spoon feed you your teeth and has built his own fence and garden furniture. That sounds pretty conservative to me!


Oh, on every single social issue he’s in lockstep with liberal democrats and has creepy pics of himself at a local gym known for cruising and has never once expressed any kind of respect for traditional values or disgust at overspending and government waste.


I’m sorry you’re so stupid, child. That’s definitely a conservative but stealthy. (Taps temple and smirks).

 

[Wodanaz]

Patrick deleted all his tweets fanboying over Neil Gaiman as soon as the sexual abuse & human trafficking allegations started coming out.

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He forgot to search by Neil's username though, so all tweets where he @'s or replies to Neil are still up.

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What a retard.

I bet Pat loved the Coming to America interlude with the African twins who get separated after being enslaved and sent to America (there's a line where they speculate that the white devils need so many slaves because only dark skinned meat in their stewpots satisfies them).

I'll always remember the line when the black hears the whites talking about the revolution on Saint Domingue and scoffing at the prospect of the blacks winning the revolution and their independence.

"Think of it - a cannibal land!"

And now 25 years later, the state of Haiti fails, and a cannibal warlord assumes control. Sorry Gaiman, sorry shitlibs, we chuds get the last laugh in the end.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Rick has had three of the defendants terminated?
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He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or shame. And he absolutely will not stop tweeting… ever. Until you are pepperoni!

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

What a retard.

I bet Pat loved the Coming to America interlude with the African twins who get separated after being enslaved and sent to America (there's a line where they speculate that the white devils need so many slaves because only dark skinned meat in their stewpots satisfies them).

I'll always remember the line when the black hears the whites talking about the revolution on Saint Domingue and scoffing at the prospect of the blacks winning the revolution and their independence.

"Think of it - a cannibal land!"

And now 25 years later, the state of Haiti fails, and a cannibal warlord assumes control. Sorry Gaiman, sorry shitlibs, we chuds get the last laugh in the end.

He definitely got barred up over McDowell's.