Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Marty could be remembered fondly comparatively is right but i dont think itll be the same quality, Nick had a touch and a unique relationship, Raxx was HIS pet retard, and nobody is going to get on that level without putting in years of Buddy troll gayops
I generally agree with the sentiment but I do not think that the chemistry or lack thereof will lead to raxx becoming irrelevant. Yes, it is unlikely that whoever replaces Marty will be able to fill his shoes but given how cyraxx is literally pedophilic Sméagol, I think he'll continue to be an above average lolcow.
 
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The feature calls Marty an a-log, but the relationship was really complex and nuanced. It's hard to explain, but the next big trolls won't be as kind.

Marty didn't even want Chance off of the internet. He just wanted Chance to be funny (dance, skull scratcher comedy), or have a true and honest conversation, without Chance talking over him. He wanted Sally to know what Chance did to him, but she never would listen.

I would argue he didn't even mean to punch Chance, it was just kind of a reflex seeing the goblin come after him.
 
The feature calls Marty an a-log, but the relationship was really complex and nuanced. It's hard to explain, but the next big trolls won't be as kind.
100% You could argue it evolved into an a-log relationship, but Marty very much had a reason to go after Cyraxx at the start. Some other people pointed out in the MBM thread, he was a bit different before the Shmeckle cat fight.
 
100% You could argue it evolved into an a-log relationship, but Marty very much had a reason to go after Cyraxx at the start. Some other people pointed out in the MBM thread, he was a bit different before the Shmeckle cat fight.
I don't remember when it was, but he still seemed "benevolent" when he was streaming with Burger. It's when he had no cohosts that he got meaner.

And he became more cynical, when his alogs and wanna weens started trolling Krystal and Lesley. I remember them calling the hotel, pretending to be Chance, and Marty actually sounded upset, like they were taking his toys.
 
I don't remember when it was, but he still seemed "benevolent" when he was streaming with Burger. It's when he had no cohosts that he got meaner.

And he became more cynical, when his alogs and wanna weens started trolling Krystal and Lesley. I remember them calling the hotel, pretending to be Chance, and Marty actually sounded upset, like they were taking his toys.
It's probably a combination of the drugs, and self loathing that had to have existed.
 
Marty didn't even want Chance off of the internet. He just wanted Chance to be funny (dance, skull scratcher comedy), or have a true and honest conversation, without Chance talking over him. He wanted Sally to know what Chance did to him, but she never would listen.
While i agree in parts, i think Marty's relationship with Chance got too personal after he asked for Marty's deceased GF nudes. From now on it was spite motivated. Soon Marty saw that he could profit from it, hence his constant shielding of Cyraxx from other trolls that weren't from his circle. He tried to do a Keemstar-like thing, trying to herd other cows. He was in fact a covetous jew, but his orbiters insist on believing that it was a noble cause because he protected the children from the pwedators
 
Three possible outcomes:

1. Cyraxx will gloat and keep bringing up how he got rid of his troll, and say he was victorious against the trolls and he has "connections" and taking credit for killing Marty.
2. Cyraxx will make donation streams, crying and pretending Marty and him buried the hatchet in his final moments and they became the best of friends, and he lost his brother (again) and need support and donations from everyone who loved Marty
3. Cyraxx will continued to get trolls fucking with him with cryptic allusions that Music Biz Marty sent 'em and lives in perpetual fear that Music Biz Marty is still alive and out to get him.
 
Three possible outcomes:

1. Cyraxx will gloat and keep bringing up how he got rid of his troll, and say he was victorious against the trolls and he has "connections" and taking credit for killing Marty.
2. Cyraxx will make donation streams, crying and pretending Marty and him buried the hatchet in his final moments and they became the best of friends, and he lost his brother (again) and need support and donations from everyone who loved Marty
3. Cyraxx will continued to get trolls fucking with him with cryptic allusions that Music Biz Marty sent 'em and lives in perpetual fear that Music Biz Marty is still alive and out to get him.
Without marty his orbiters on discord will harass chance even harder, that's my guess. We'll see a true retard civil war, i wouldn't doubt those fools actually vandalising his house or something like that
 
Without marty his orbiters on discord will harass chance even harder, that's my guess. We'll see a true retard civil war, i wouldn't doubt those fools actually vandalising his house or something like that

I did heard there was an idea where some people wanted to bury Chance alive in Marty's coffin
like how old Kings/Pharaohs had a slave buried alive within their tomb to serve them eternally in the afterlife.

While i doubt anyone would do that.
Floating the idea around and scaring Chance to think people will abduct him to bury him in Marty's coffin to be eternal slave to Marty is a funny concept.
 
Well not that the spot is open (allegedly) wonder who will take the mantle Marty held aside from King of Akron? Doubt William or CVG will do it sense they have lives.
 
This is the “Felix Gallardo getting arrested and the Guadalajara cartel splitting into factions“ moment of the Cyraxverse. Mexico went from a large cartel keeping their shit together to small factions cutting each other into pieces with chainsaws.
 
but his orbiters insist on believing that it was a noble cause because he protected the children from the pwedators
I hate this, because he never said that's what he was doing. Marty always made it clear he just liked interacting with retards; he had some line of saying his grandpa told him they were "God's jesters."
 
My passing Raxxlore tells me those are bedbug bites.

But why are they centered on his chrome dome? Has the Hive developed the capability to have a favourite spot?
He scratches his head when he's anxious.
He says he has ADHD, too, and that tracks, because they always need something to occupy their hands. I've known a couple of ADHD people that picked their scalp, when they didn't have some other means of occupying themselves.
 
He scratches his head when he's anxious.
Not to mention because he's filthy. You get very itchy when you don't bathe, like when your hair is greasy and you just need to scratch it all the time. It's so much that he can't help but scratch himself while on camera:

 
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The worst of them is on the top, where he's bald, though...
Yeah but the grease builds up on the scalp. Not to mention he scraches his filthiest areas then the scalp, his whole body got to have a very diverse fauna of germes, microbes and all kinds of nasty stuff

Can't understand how he goes on like this, a nice cold bath is really refreshing and feels nice to be squeaky clean
 
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This vile goblin vullied to suicide the one and only person that TRULY cared about him.
Martdawg was a selfless, caring man who brightened everyone's day by teaching valuable lessons to the feral attic creature of 339.
The sektur will mourn this irreplaceable loss. Cyraxx is the living proof that internet vullying is a very serious matter.
I therefore salute any retribution that might come his way. Chance Wilkins will miss him the most in the end.
 
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