Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[johnnynoname]

I’m new to poopsquatch, and while I’m catching up on this thread I need to ask: has anyone mentioned that he sound like Stavros Halkias

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I’m new to poopsquatch, and while I’m catching up on this thread I need to ask: has anyone mentioned that he sound like Stavros Halkias

Just because he’s fat ,bald, molested as a child, dysgenic,retarded, a serial liar, a bridge burner and a blight on humanity,and also fat, doesn’t mean that he’s Stav.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Do you or the subreddit have a primary source for those searches, or to corroborate that they're real? They seem a little *too* incriminating to be true, even for Andy. Like someone gayopping or parodying him.unwise

Lol shitboy is crying that he can't breathe. Kinda like when his mom couldn't breathe because of his oil diffuser.

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Huh, the man who spends his entire day in the pursuit of loudly shitting himself in front of any other human adult and will then waddle off with a squishy dirt snake smearing itself on any and all creases hidden by his gunt is upset someone smokes inside, Andy you must fucking reek, you rarely shower and you spend as much of the day as possible covered in human shit. I have never been a fan of weed or its smell and I haven't smoked a cigarette in a decade but I would gladly take that over your emissions. I don't think Andy has done anything to help any other person in a very long time but maybe the old boy lights up as much as he does because 1) it's an easy and relatively quick way to have Andrew fuck off in the opposite direction and 2) to cover (however briefly) the stench of warm turds that follows you around.

While unlikely the thought did cross my mind that royal house their most disgusting and difficult cases together with the aim of one or both of them getting arrested or evicted to remove them as a burden.

 

[Shanndog]

Andy showed up in the comments begging Joe to tell everybody he's not fake. Naturally. This is the first time I've gotten a good look at him. The Ditch's must have terrible genetics.

that makes my heart happy. joe deserves better, tom is at fault because he continued to tolerate Andy never mind the damage it was doing to joe, mom, and pets. but i do have real sympathy for joe and the pets.

Lol shitboy is crying that he can't breathe. Kinda like when his mom couldn't breathe because of his oil diffuser.

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more crazy fakeness from Andrew saying he is in a group home to fulfill his fantasy and play it out in his mind; as group homes DO NOT allow any smoking in the homes, its against state and county regulations as a group home is in same line as a medical or nursing facility and you have to outside to smoke as per many regs stating this.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

I was watching Mr. Beefy’s coverage of the phone call he just had with his mom and honestly it was hard to listen to. Knowing she’s in a nursing home, asking why she won’t see him. Manipulating her by saying dad should see him and not her. And her saying no one ever calls her or talks to her…these poor folks should be enjoying their golden years in their homes, getting visits from grandkids, and just enjoying each others company. The urge to fedpost about Andy is insane

The video of his mom on the floor while he stands there and does nothing really bothered me, more than anything else he's done. I've been in that situation, finding a grandparent on the floor who can't get up. Shit's scary. I don't know how he could walk in on that and not immediately freak out and try to help. Stuff like that causes you to lose any pity or sympathy you have for him.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

The video of his mom on the floor while he stands there and does nothing really bothered me, more than anything else he's done. I've been in that situation, finding a grandparent on the floor who can't get up. Shit's scary. I don't know how he could walk in on that and not immediately freak out and try to help. Stuff like that causes you to lose any pity or sympathy you have for him.

It’s a well known fact that once someone in that age range falls (and especially if they break a hip or something like that) that things tend to go downhill extremely fast.

Spoiler: PL

It just happened to my grandma

I’d be devastated to walk in on something like that as well. It just shows there’s something fundamentally wrong with him, I can’t believe with all these doctors he’s seen that they’ve only diagnosed him as malingering instead of a straight up psychopath

I feel like if he were younger and more intelligent (and not 350 pounds of lard) that he would probably be a serial killer, or maybe an arsonist. Either way something violent
He might just be one of the worst cows that’s ever existed

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

It’s a well known fact that once someone in that age range falls (and especially if they break a hip or something like that) that things tend to go downhill extremely fast.

Spoiler: PL

It just happened to my grandma

I’d be devastated to walk in on something like that as well. It just shows there’s something fundamentally wrong with him, I can’t believe with all these doctors he’s seen that they’ve only diagnosed him as malingering instead of a straight up psychopath

I feel like if he were younger and more intelligent (and not 350 pounds of lard) that he would probably be a serial killer, or maybe an arsonist. Either way something violent
He might just be one of the worst cows that’s ever existed

Once your mobility goes when your older, it's very difficult to recover.
I wish your grandmother a speedy recovery.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Awndy was hate cwimed.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Awndy was hate cwimed.

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I really wish staff would take his phone and tablet away. I know we'd get no videos from andy but damn would it make him tantrum like never before.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I really wish staff would take his phone and tablet away. I know we'd get no videos from andy but damn would it make him tantrum like never before.

I wish he'd get hate crimed for real too, but that likely won't happen anytime soon either

 

[iPoop]

I feel like …. he would probably be a serial killer, or maybe an arsonist.

His diaper act seems like something a (sexual) sadist would love to play.

I think he’d be more into arson than direct killing. He seems more like the kind who’d enjoy knowing “the secret” and watching the whole thing go down.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

if andy's addicted to pain meds, do you think this is a legit reason why he wants to be institutionalized? (besides the fact he wants to be a baby and have women change him) So he can have easy access to his fix?

Those morphine pills are probably not all that strong compared to Oxy's or Percs. He hardly ever mentions he has them. The Gabapentin is also a low dose so it's not going to get him high. All the pills and all the highs he can experience mean nothing to the Ditch next to the high he gets from being wiped.
-Edit that made me think..I don't think there are any videos of Andy actually being wiped by someone. At least that I've seen.

 

[3rd Party]

I really wish staff would take his phone and tablet away. I know we'd get no videos from andy but damn would it make him tantrum like never before.

If a giant, retarded manbaby screams in a group home and no one is around to record it, does it truly make a sound?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Awndy was hate cwimed.

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Translation : I started yelling at and hitting strangers who don't suppliment my delusions so they had to move me.

I really wish staff would take his phone and tablet away. I know we'd get no videos from andy but damn would it make him tantrum like never before.

Maybe they would record him?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Maybe they would record him?

We got the cop's video. Honestly, I just want a massive chimp out from Andy, and and internet addict like him would absolutely flip out without his phone or tablet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The video of his mom on the floor while he stands there and does nothing really bothered me, more than anything else he's done. I've been in that situation, finding a grandparent on the floor who can't get up. Shit's scary. I don't know how he could walk in on that and not immediately freak out and try to help. Stuff like that causes you to lose any pity or sympathy you have for him.

Well, the ability to ignore a loved one's suffering proves Andy isn't a replicant.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Breaking news: Andy fakes!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Those morphine pills are probably not all that strong compared to Oxy's or Percs. He hardly ever mentions he has them. The Gabapentin is also a low dose so it's not going to get him high. All the pills and all the highs he can experience mean nothing to the Ditch next to the high he gets from being wiped.
-Edit that made me think..I don't think there are any videos of Andy actually being wiped by someone. At least that I've seen.

They suck. It's nothing like getting an IV in the hospital of morphine. They do not compare to Oxys, Dilaudid and the other good pills.

 

[ResidentHousepet]

They suck. It's nothing like getting an IV in the hospital of morphine. They do not compare to Oxys, Dilaudid and the other good pills.

Yes you would have to have zero to low tolerance and take multiple tablets in order to get high. Furthermore they would cause constipation, especially if abused, which I don't believe the ditch monster wants given his greatest goal in life is to be regularly shitting himself silly. Its counterproductive (if youre andy)

 

[anliteralidiot]

Yes you would have to have zero to low tolerance and take multiple tablets in order to get high. Furthermore they would cause constipation, especially if abused, which I don't believe the ditch monster wants given his greatest goal in life is to be regularly shitting himself silly. Its counterproductive (if youre andy)

And because it hurt his back more when he had to strain to poop lol