Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[PetiteFeet]

Dude, what the fuck? She looks like a skinny tranny with that getup, the chest area looks especially loose. Like there's no tits there to support it.

it's just her sad booba after she got the implants removed. She's slowly morphing into her menopausal appearance. Midlife crisis incoming.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Ian said there are a lot of big names and they’re doing things differently

CC3 is going to be in the Jomhas yard with seating for 10, bring your own lawn chair.

Would still make more money "for charity" than their last attempts.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Looks dry af as well. Can a nigga get some yogurt sauce or salsa or something?

 

[stupid frog]

big yikes, someone help this woman figure out how to dress herself and fix her hair
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I watched the tiny parts where they talked about CC3. They are directing people to the website and socials, Ian said there are a lot of big names and they’re doing things differently, Anisa said this is the most optimistic she’s ever felt. Ian announced he’s putting out a video of behind the scenes clips of the two events to hype people up.

Edit: the info on the event will be posted tomorrow at 7 am PST

I thought this was a hideous dress, and was so confused. The fact this was a choice....

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

I've just been thinking about how some random person can start a youtube channel and get a couple dozen subscribers and have an actual chance to box Ian.
If the Johma family were smart they would market this as the Insane Clown Posse of Boxing. Z-list youtube/tik tok celebs verse a meth'd out juggalo. Ian needs a win under his belt. Just beat up a homeless guy.

 

[032820]

Ian needs a win under his belt. Just beat up a homeless guy.

A homeless guy would effortlessly destroy Ian in a fight.

 

[A.P. Hill]

big yikes, someone help this woman figure out how to dress herself and fix her hair

Congratulations troons. You've finally done it. You've found the mythical Cis Woman that Does Not Pass. We have all been owned.

 

[Mac Monster]

You have to PAY to be in prison??? - SRMC #68​

- Anisa is in full doomer mode about how uncertain the future is
- Brings up how badass the Gazans are for marching in the streets and refusing to leave
- The Jomhas want to stop using meta, but they need it to promote CC3
- They start talking about pokemon again and what ultra rare cards they got (these retards are such manchildren)
- Anisa says that opening Pokemon cards is very therapeutic for her and that it helps her stop being sad
- Ian brings up his shitty squirrel game that he never finished, he copes that it could still come out someday
- CC3 glazing. Leo Frank already covered it so I won't repeat anything.
- Anisa apparently was in policing so add that to her long list of careers
- They start sperging about guns and how fucked Americans are
- Anisa states that guns being 'the great equilizers' only applies to woman
- She immediately contradicts herself be talking about a scenario were guns are equalizers (someone robbing a store)
- The tattoo store owner where they got their shitty doodles prefers to use his gun instead of calling the cops
- Anisa is angry that the phrase "allahu akbar" is associated with terrorists because it's a common Muslim phrase, and she used to be Muslim, remember?
- Anisa can't fathom how Americans are all "7th generation people" aka not immigrants
- Anisa brings up how someone told her she wasn't Arab because she's white (and that person is correct)
- To make herself feel better Anisa tells a story about an old lady she met at the gym who told her that her tats where SO beautiful
- Dane accidentally points out how retarded the Jomhas are since, unlike most people, they have no emotional attachment to their tattoos
- Anisa gets approached by fewer people the more tattoos she has
- which is fine by her because she specifically got them so that people would stop approaching her
- Anisa tells yet another story about someone complimenting her shitty tattoos.
- This time it was a security guard at some faggy event who told her in front of Ian and Jacksfilms that her tattoos were amazing and that she should wear a string bikini to show them off
- Ian has only ever had one person compliment his tattoos (it was a girl at the gym who thought one of his tats was Spongebob's pineapple)
- He then tries to show off the tattoo in question which is some sort of hideous malformed baby face

(Seriously, what the fuck is this thing?)
- Anisa claims that the tear drop tattoo has been bastardized and that it actually means that you cried when someone close to you died
- The Jomhas stopped caring about getting clipped since they can't get in the mindset of insecure weirdos and predict what they're going to clip
- Anisa reminisces over a clip from 2016 where she said Ian was attractive
- The podcast ends with them shilling CC3 again
I appreciate how much shorter this was than their usual episodes, which made it much more bearable. Most of it was about tattoo sperging with very little about CC3, but it really showcased Anisa's retarded and contradictory mindset. I can't wait for tomorrow to see all the 'big names' these reatrds are excited about.

 

[stupid frog]

- Anisa apparently was in policing so add that to her long lost of careers

Yup, but I don't remember what she did.

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She always needs to go to the extremes "Worked since I was 12" Also she did policing? Is she talking about Police academy or did she actually become a legit cop? Because that is the first I heard about that. I know that she has talked about police training and dropped out.
But the way (at least to me) she comes off as that she was a legit cop and quit because people around her were pieces of shit?

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So she passed? Did she graduate? This is getting really confusing.

"my father really didn't want me to become a police officer so that dream quickly ended"
Pretty sure she only took one class and decided it wasn't for her. That experience equals to her being an actual cop of course!!1

So how many lies is that, Anisa quit being a police officer because:
-Her dad told her too

-"My parents ... they pushed me into policing and it got me nothing, it was a giant waste of time" @1:50

-"Pieces of shit who surrounded me trying to become a cop"

 

[Meth Dick]

- Anisa states that guns being 'the great equilizers' only applies to woman

Take a good hard look at your own husband and tell me he wouldn't fare off better with a gun if someone confronted him in the street. He might hurt his malnutritioned wrist but that parts your fault by being a shit wife and not feeding him well.

- This time it was a security guard at some faggy event who told her in front of Ian and Jacksfilms that her tattoos were amazing and that she should wear a string bikini to show them off

Did they mention Jacksfilms reaction? Did he hide behind his fat wife like he did when SniperWolf showed up at his house?

- Anisa claims that the tear drop tattoo has been bastardized and that it actually means that you cried when someone close to you died

That's beautiful, you can explain that to Tyrone who got his teardrop by shanking someone like idubbbz with a shank. Then you can explain it to Bubba who got his teardrop by shanking some like idubbbz with a penis. They'll both be moved, surely.

 

[Chongqing]

- Anisa gets approached by fewer people the more tattoos she has
- which is fine by her because she specifically got them so that people would stop approaching her

She gets approached by fewer people because she's getting older.

Also, THAT IS NOT WHY she got them. I can't believe they just let her slide when she says insane things like this.

If that were true, instead of a $20k back tattoo, they would have moved to a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

 

[nanona]

attention seeking Anisa doesn't want to be approached? sure Jan, sure.

that's why you cover yourself in shitty colourful cartoon stickers.
that's why you got an awful boob job (now deflated and sad)
that's why you can't stop yapping and seek constant approval.

I could go on, but we all know: if anus is breathing, she is lying.

(I do admit though, the back tattoo of a butterfly shitting on a skull would make me keep my distance in fear. this screams mental illness. a fair warning tbh!)

 

[dangerwrangler]

I don't think anybody gives a shit but I think I've solved the mystery of the calf tattoo. It's an upside down blimp/zepplin one eyed fish creature.

Perhaps he decided to make a hot air balloon going down instead of up to symbolize the trajectory of his career

also his muscles look deflated idk if its weak genes or if the food hes been force-fed atrophied them but those stick legs look like they would break 5 seconds into a fight clash

 

[Historical Strelkov]

big yikes, someone help this woman figure out how to dress herself and fix her hair
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I watched the tiny parts where they talked about CC3. They are directing people to the website and socials, Ian said there are a lot of big names and they’re doing things differently, Anisa said this is the most optimistic she’s ever felt. Ian announced he’s putting out a video of behind the scenes clips of the two events to hype people up.

Edit: the info on the event will be posted tomorrow at 7 am PST

She looks like an entire homeless camp.

 

[Vampirdžija]

Anisa claims that the tear drop tattoo has been bastardized and that it actually means that you cried when someone close to you died

I feel like I'm having a stroke because I caught up to this thread last week and already saw this:

Idubbbz is considering a tear drop or cross on his face

• Anisa interjects tattoo lore that the tear drop tattoo is misunderstood and is not about murdering someone, but about remembering someone you lost, that you miss (i'm not going to fact check this shit)

 

[bingle dingle dongle]

Have they genuinely lost the plot? It's so bad. I want to rip my skin off when listening to this podcast. It's so boring

 

[Chongqing]

I feel like I'm having a stroke because I caught up to this thread last week and already saw this:

It's like she's stuck in a loop.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Roster is out

(((Harley))) v. LA Beast
Dad v. Jago
Freddiewong v. Gingerpale
Jaelaray v. Ali Spagnola
Lena Ayad v. Funky Frogbait (wow Anisa you’re so clever)
Myth v. Some fag from Glitch Productions
Tubbo v. Sapnap
Will Neff v. TheOdd1sOut
Wren v. Trevor Evarts
And more! (Probably nothing more)

 

[Mac Monster]

Big surprise, it's almost entirely a bunch of fucking nobodies. We even got the return of Dad and the duplicitous kike, Harley. Odds1out is the only one here who could be considered a 'big name,' so the Jomhas were talking out of their ass when they claimed they had multiple big names.

 

[Vampirdžija]

Roster is out

Funky Frogbait? Isn't that a chick that identifies as a dude or enby? Fighting another woman of course, transition goals for Ian's former mullet.

She's fighting Lena Ayad who seems to be on the H3 podcast, interesting considering Ethan became a big nono