Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[LurkingLemur]

Roster is out

(((Harley))) v. LA Beast
Dad v. Jago
Freddiewong v. Gingerpale
Jaelaray v. Ali Spagnola
Lena Ayad v. Funky Frogbait (wow Anisa you’re so clever)
Myth v. Some fag from Glitch Productions
Tubbo v. Sapnap
Will Neff v. TheOdd1sOut
Wren v. Trevor Evarts
And more! (Probably nothing more)

Boring. A roster of random homeless dudes with eccentric names would be more entertaining.

 

[Leo Frank]

Who the fuck are these people

 

[Clancee]

Glitch productions? The same guys that make that SMG4 slop? How the hell did they even get involved with these people?

 

[Godmode]

- Anisa claims that the tear drop tattoo has been bastardized and that it actually means that you cried when someone close to you died

She should get a swastika tattoo, because it has been bastardized by WW2 and it's actually an ancient positive symbol.

 

[Major]

big yikes, someone help this woman figure out how to dress herself and fix her hair
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I watched the tiny parts where they talked about CC3. They are directing people to the website and socials, Ian said there are a lot of big names and they’re doing things differently, Anisa said this is the most optimistic she’s ever felt. Ian announced he’s putting out a video of behind the scenes clips of the two events to hype people up.

Edit: the info on the event will be posted tomorrow at 7 am PST

You can really see how pear shaped her head is here. It's amazing really.

 

[Chongqing]

Odds1out is the only one here who could be considered a 'big name,

I would say that the only person who is a known name on that list could arguably be LA Beast, and that's only if you're aware of competitive eating.

Dad, I only know from Creator Clash.

Not a good lineup.

Sometimes when they release a roster of "youtubers" I wonder if this is the section of YouTube that they watch, or are these literally the only people an agency let them work with?

I just can't imagine these people I've never heard of having audiences.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Dad, I only know from Creator Clash.

'Dad's fame predates his internet fame, I think most of his wider exposure came from those skittles commercials back in the days of cable tv, but he's had other roles too. He's probably the biggest name on the list just by virtue of "how many normal people in a room could at least claim to recognize him".

I find it funny that Ian's not on the lineup, guess he can't handle getting absolutely embarrassed again. Most of these names are just nobodies to me.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Roster is out

(((Harley))) v. LA Beast
Dad v. Jago
Freddiewong v. Gingerpale
Jaelaray v. Ali Spagnola
Lena Ayad v. Funky Frogbait (wow Anisa you’re so clever)
Myth v. Some fag from Glitch Productions
Tubbo v. Sapnap
Will Neff v. TheOdd1sOut
Wren v. Trevor Evarts
And more! (Probably nothing more)

Freddiewong from Rocket Jump is the biggest name here, but he is basically retired or semi retired about 6 years now. Kinda surprised he accepted to be participate in this shit show. I really liked his skits a decade ago.

 

[Godmode]

I would say that the only person who is a known name on that list could arguably be LA Beast, and that's only if you're aware of competitive eating.

Dad, I only know from Creator Clash.

Not a good lineup.

Sometimes when they release a roster of "youtubers" I wonder if this is the section of YouTube that they watch, or are these literally the only people an agency let them work with?

I just can't imagine these people I've never heard of having audiences.

They are most likely Anisa's ass kissers. The only name I heard of aside from previous creator clashes is Harley Kikenstein. We don't even get the pleasure of hate-watching Ian get beat to a pulp.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Regarding Ian's absence from the lineup, in one of their recent podcasts he said that he will only fight as a last resort, should one of the fighters drop out and require a substitute. Allegedly he's not doing intense workouts, but still doing cardio to stay fit.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Why the fuck is Harley billed at six foot even? He's six foot fucking FIVE.
Every single matchup has two people of identical height, how coincidental!

This is just like when CRG had to fight LMN and he grew two inches and gained 15 pounds on their website. I bet these people aren't even going to weigh in for the fight, just use the honor system.

 

[Leo Frank]

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Why the fuck is Harley billed at six foot even? He's six foot fucking FIVE.
Every single matchup has two people of identical height, how weird!

This is just like when CRG had to fight LMN and he grew two inches and gained 15 pounds on their website. I bet these people aren't even going to weigh in for the fight, just use the honor system.

Another fair fight

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Why the fuck is Harley billed at six foot even? He's six foot fucking FIVE.
Every single matchup has two people of identical height, how coincidental!

This is just like when CRG had to fight LMN and he grew two inches and gained 15 pounds on their website. I bet these people aren't even going to weigh in for the fight, just use the honor system.

In all honesty I personally don't care if they're fair fights.

If we're lucky one of these fights will actually be fatal.

 

[Leo Frank]

At least they dropped the zodiac signs in fighter profiles which I’m sure was Anisa’s idea.

There, I said my positive thing about the event.

Edit: this is how they’re going to win in the eyes of the public as I predicted. They have a fundraiser separately for people to donate without buying a ticket. You won’t see who is donating and how much but there could be rich smurfs dropping a bunch of money into this charity that are involved with the event to increase its brand value and “prove” it can raise money. $1 mil is the goal. I could see Anisa making Ian drop 100-200k in there himself. Now ticket sales won’t factor in if charity is getting money so we won’t know how much they make or lose.



Proves my previous point from days ago, they don’t need to do boxing. All these fags could do anything collectively to promote the shit out of that charity to raise a million but Anisa’s vanity trumps everything. They also have to salvage this brand so they can sell it in a few years and to sell it, it can’t be seen as a colossal failure and a scam.

Anisa’s ego also on full display by not downsizing to at least the Yuengling Center which seats 10k. I just can’t see 20k people showing up for this. Besides Harley I literally know none of these people outside of their participation in other Creator Clash events.

The engagement is super low on X, Ian is too much of a pussy to promote it himself. Do they expect these people to pull all the weight of promotion? I don’t even get why Harley is headlining. He gets 5-13k views a video. Dude he is fighting pulls decent views but he’s not some name that pops out at you. They should have found someone more popular than Harley, a literal 6’6 giant, to fight him. People are talking about the Minecraft people more than the headliners but who is their audience? Children? I’m genuinely confused who will be excited for this.

 

[Meth Dick]

I don't think anybody gives a shit but I think I've solved the mystery of the calf tattoo. It's an upside down blimp/zepplin one eyed fish creature.

Perhaps he decided to make a hot air balloon going down instead of up to symbolize the trajectory of his career

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also his muscles look deflated idk if its weak genes or if the food hes been force-fed atrophied them but those stick legs look like they would break 5 seconds into a fight clash

He got a tattoo of a mosquito repeatedly biting someone on the head.
But why?

Roster is out

(((Harley))) v. LA Beast
Dad v. Jago
Freddiewong v. Gingerpale
Jaelaray v. Ali Spagnola
Lena Ayad v. Funky Frogbait (wow Anisa you’re so clever)
Myth v. Some fag from Glitch Productions
Tubbo v. Sapnap
Will Neff v. TheOdd1sOut
Wren v. Trevor Evarts
And more! (Probably nothing more)

I hope LA Beast beats the fuck out of that kike faggot. LA Beast is the only one in that entire lineup that isn't a fag or a whore, also the only one that could ever be considered entertaining or likable.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

We even got the return of Dad

Dad deserves to be there imo, he was the only one who tried to give a real show for the audience, twice. And one of the few fighters who was actually physically fit. I'd be pissed if he got snubbed.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

but there could be rich smurfs dropping a bunch of money into this charity that are involved with the event

During the idubz cope charity stream one of his friends (Markiplier? The one Anisa said looked like a ham sandwich?) made several donations of around 10k periodically when it was clear he wasn't getting many donations. I think he was personally responsible for like a third to half of all the money Ian raised.

So I would assume this theory is a given.

 

[Leo Frank]

During the idubz cope charity stream one of his friends (Markiplier? The one Anisa said looked like a ham sandwich?) made several donations of around 10k periodically when it was clear he wasn't getting many donations. I think he was personally responsible for like a third to half of all the money Ian raised.

So I would assume this theory is a given.

I know Jacsepticeye gave 60k, that’s probably what he was paid and he wanted to wash his hands clean after finding out it failed. I think Markiplier donated a lot since he was paid. Myth gave 15k and had a 20k purse minimum. If he only got the 20k I think that’s reasonable because he’s not super famous anymore and probably spent 5k on training.

Phil DeFranco was donating throughout? I didn’t catch that. That’s who Anisa called a ham sandwich and he freaked lmfao

Edit: this will be a PPV event. damn, is there any way to know how many PPVs are sold?
We know they’ll lie about how many people are in attendance. There were like five people contradicting the others on how many people were there in person last year. They’ll block off seats that are saved for creators, friends and family to make it look more full.


This is so boring I don’t even know if it’s worth finding a discord watch party. There’s no one I really like or hate to care about. I just don’t give a shit. The only thing I really want to see is if they’re going to scale back and how many people are there.

 

[Vibralldo]

Proves my previous point from days ago, they don’t need to do boxing. All these fags could do anything collectively to promote the shit out of that charity to raise a million but Anisa’s vanity trumps everything. They also have to salvage this brand so they can sell it in a few years and to sell it, it can’t be seen as a colossal failure and a scam.

The boxing is, in fact, an active determent to the "charity" money they raised due to the massive expenses and if they actually cared they wouldn't do the boxing event and just do 0 budget livestream like they did after the last one flopped.

They're disgusting narcissists who just want to party, gain clout, and feel like a tough boxer while offsetting the guilt and countering legitimate criticism by saying "it's for charity!" when most of the money raised is going to them (potentially all of it, they could just be laundering the charity money)

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I've just been thinking about how some random person can start a youtube channel and get a couple dozen subscribers and have an actual chance to box Ian.
If the Johma family were smart they would market this as the Insane Clown Posse of Boxing. Z-list youtube/tik tok celebs verse a meth'd out juggalo. Ian needs a win under his belt. Just beat up a homeless guy.

Some cripple schizo already tried that.