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Overly Serious said:
A gender-flip I might be alright with for once, given the Surfer is athletic and naked the whole time. I'm ready for a sexy version of the T-1000. They'll probably screw it up, though.
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We already know the actress that's playing her (Julia Garner), and she's as flat as a pancake. Unfortunately, no big silver tits for any of us.
 
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regalterry said:
I have nothing against Peter suffering setbacks, but it's been 50 years and the guy is still a loser for no other reason than Marvel first not wanting to "alienate" the audience by making him grow up, and then later on just shitting on him because he's a White, straight protagonist and is actively hated by his writing team.
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What Marvel refuse to understand that the "audience" grew up with Peter and MJ. Attended their marriage, suffered with them during their trials and tribulations, and rejoice with their triumphs. Even when the audience members weren't even born yet during many of those pivotal moments. All Marvel done is alienated that audience and potential newcomers who now see how it all ends and no point spending money on Spider-Man books.
dick brain said:
I stand by my position that Peter Parker being a genius while not being conventionally successful and not having a wife and kids all makes sense if you accept that he cares more about being Spider-Man than any of those things. It's like that -- whelp I was going to reference a panel and I googled it and somebody already made this so here you go.
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That Peter/Spider-Man did grow up out of that mindset. Moreso after some particular harrowing events. Like in his encounter with Wolverine and Charlemagne and
his involuntary involvement with Charlemagne's death
done a real number on him.
 
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Mac Monster said:
We already know the actress that's playing her (Julia Garner), and she's as flat as a pancake. Unfortunately, no big silver tits for any of us.
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Jennifer Garner? Sounds perf... oh, Julia Garner. *googles*

I don't care if a woman isn't pneumatic but the Herald of Galactus should be an athletic, imposing figure. Lean is good for the Silver Surfer. Skinny is not. This actress is petite and looks like twigs.

I feel Noreen Radd should look something like these:
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Overly Serious said:
Jennifer Garner? Sounds perf... oh, Julia Garner. *googles*

I don't care if a woman isn't pneumatic but the Herald of Galactus should be an athletic, imposing figure. Lean is good for the Silver Surfer. Skinny is not. This actress is petite and looks like twigs.

I feel Noreen Radd should look something like these:
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She was pretty good in The Royal Hotel. I'll give anybody a chance to do what Jessica Biel did and Gal Gadot didn't.

Not that I really give a shit, movie looks ass tbh and I'm just in it to watch it all burn down.

Didn't they announce they were digging Chris Evans up for this one too or am I confused?
 
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dick brain said:
She was pretty good in The Royal Hotel. I'll give anybody a chance to do what Jessica Biel did and Gal Gadot didn't.

Not that I really give a shit, movie looks ass tbh and I'm just in it to watch it all burn down.

Didn't they announce they were digging Chris Evans up for this one too or am I confused?
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything so I've no comments on her acting either way. And I don't feel someone has to be statuesque to be beautiful - I'm not fixated on some "type". Wynona Ryder and Lacy Chabert are both very hot, but I wouldn't cast them as the Herald of Galactus. I feel that really requires something of a classic comic book physique. Just for the character. For the previous F4 movie with Silver Surfer, they admittedly cast Doug Jones but they wrapped him up in a bunch of CGI and the dude is 6'3", fwiw.

And there already is a female Herald of Galactus, Nova:
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They could use her without having to change the character.

Mind you, if we go down this route we also end up with them using Galacta, daughter of Galactus. So I guess I should be careful what I wish for.
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There's been a rumor going around for at least a year that George Miller is interested in doing a World War Hulk film. No idea how that'd work with the current faggy Hulk.
 
Commander X said:
Part of the problem seems to be that the Thing doesn't sound like a 1960s era cigar chomping cabdriver from da Bronx.
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yeah he should sound like Central Casting sent him to be a bit part on Car 54
 
The F4 movie's been in development for years, so casting was probably done at the height of Disney's obsession with DEI shit. Which meant we couldn't have a fully white main cast (so Pedro for Reed), a heart-throb playboy Johnny was probably considered to be toxic masculinity (so we got the dorky looking Joseph Quin for the Human Torch), and they probably cared more about Ben Grimm being Jewish than anything else (thus Ebon Moss-Bachach for the Thing). I'm surprised we got a half-way attractive actress for Sue.
 
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