DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LifeAlert]

Also, big ups for confirming you read this thread in your mornings

Hi Philip! Stop being a pussy and get on Fightcade so we can watch you get rekt

 

[Telemeter]

The only reason this fucker married Kat was for a 2% tax deduction and to move from the 24% to 22% threshold. Phil probably has to fork over about 30k before deductibles and will try to deduct EVERYTHING. He won't be able to, though, as he has a 5k deductible limit. He is also at his limit with his federal back taxes, so he has to cough up his 2024 in full. I am convinced he uses Kat's wage and credit card for DoorDash and Amazon credit for Amazon. The amount he spends daily must be crazy because he is just trying to enter bankruptcy 2. He is using it as a cheat code but he does not realize how staunch bankruptcy creditors actually are, they are brutal for the most part and the judges are worse because if they see any shady shit, they will ask for months and months, even years, in receipts.

This fucker is looking down at a 22k minimum tax bill this year, which he has to pay up, and is not batting an eye. Also, big ups for confirming you read this thread in your mornings, as we had discussed whales and their thresholds and aliases. We watch you because you are our Jersey Shore/ Vanderpump Rules, dumb fuck, nothing else, and nothing more. We discuss you because you are absolutely mental.

You know, the Beggar's Luck perk might trigger again and Trump might just abolish the IRS and Income Tax just in time for the Pigroach to avoid bankrupcy.

 

[SkanteWarrior]

He is quite literally begging for detractors and haters to tip him anonymously now. He really is reaching new levels of desperation.

"now guise, if you make money from content that shits on me, you need me to stick around, correct? so if you want me to stick around so you can make hate content about me then you better support!"

absolute dent-headed mindfuckery going on with him. he is not well

 

[Iron Hamster]

Listening to his end-of-stream guilt trip, it made me realize that it’s like he’s desperately trying to solve some kind of equation that he has created in his brain. Like one day he’s going to magically unlock a series of gameplay streams where he hits the goal every single day for the rest of his streaming days. He’s mentally unwell. This is weird addict behavior.

The delusions have been next level.

I will never not be completely astounded by the creation and use of this:

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It's truthful in that he does make up some whoppers.

He just slept in a weird position and got a sore neck

sucking his own penis

He makes the same assumptions all lolcows make. That anyone watching Phil and laughing or making jokes must be obsessed stalkers that are online 24/7 only watching Phil content. No.

Since he's an alleged Stern fan, he can now ask stuttering bomb how that strategy is working out for his ego.

Lol all DSP did was fill part orders he was told to that's it. He's that guy at the car repair shop who can check on the computer which dealership has which part or if he needs to order it for you.

And got canned because he couldn't even do that!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil is looking like a fine raft right now.

PPP has got to have his eye on detractorbucks. What got the detractors spending was Craig and Adam getting Phil to offer new information/lying about forbidden topics. PPP (I named him that) needs to get Phil to sperg or give something new. Phil humiliates himself all day. PPP doing it isn’t going to get him detractor money.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

DSP is now begging the detractors for money.

This whole line of thinking doesn't work for DSP because he is almost only entertaining when he isn't making money. There are exceptions, of course, but for the most part, if I find myself watching Phil, the minute that goal gets hit, I turn it off because it's just going to be boring clown mode for the rest of the stream. This is true for most of the beggar lolcows, but there is an endearing charm to BossManJack freaking out from a big win, and now even Wings and Boogie are doing their thing with Keem. Phil is kind of boring when he isn't begging or freaking out from lack of support, at least IMO.

 

[NuancedTardWrangler]

This whole line of thinking doesn't work for DSP because he is almost only entertaining when he isn't making money. There are exceptions, of course, but for the most part, if I find myself watching Phil, the minute that goal gets hit, I turn it off because it's just going to be boring clown mode for the rest of the stream. This is true for most of the beggar lolcows, but there is an endearing charm to BossManJack freaking out from a big win, and now even Wings and Boogie are doing their thing with Keem. Phil is kind of boring when he isn't begging or freaking out from lack of support, at least IMO.

Honestly I kinda disagree. Now that Phil has ”mellowed out” and slowly lost support, he’s gotten pretty boring. I don’t think he’s every really bombastically tard raged over donations, but even a little tantrum is better than these whiny beg segments he has every stream.

 

[UsedUp]

Dsp being a walking contradiction. I have come across 4 rare cognitive disorders that dsp might have but would be impossible to have all at once but once you see what the symptoms are, they almost fit Phil to a t.

Korsakoff
Anton-Babinski
Semantic Dementia
Akinetopsia

It would explain his life style and his atrocious gameplay.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Dsp being a walking contradiction. I have come across 4 rare cognitive disorders that dsp might have but would be impossible to have all at once but once you see what the symptoms are, they almost fit Phil to a t.

Korsakoff
Anton-Babinski
Semantic Dementia
Akinetopsia

It would explain his life style and his atrocious gameplay.

or he's just a fat retard with a few neurons floating in a pool of gin where his brain used to be. doesn't have to be that complex

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil and Kat have frozen pizza as a night snack. I guess that explains a lot...

 

[LifeAlert]

Dsp being a walking contradiction. I have come across 4 rare cognitive disorders that dsp might have but would be impossible to have all at once but once you see what the symptoms are, they almost fit Phil to a t.

Korsakoff
Anton-Babinski
Semantic Dementia
Akinetopsia

It would explain his life style and his atrocious gameplay.

Paging @neger psykolog

Honestly I kinda disagree. Now that Phil has ”mellowed out” and slowly lost support, he’s gotten pretty boring. I don’t think he’s every really bombastically tard raged over donations, but even a little tantrum is better than these whiny beg segments he has every stream.

When the bubbles meltdown happened he was at over $152 in tips, so you have a point

 

[Burl McMillan]

DSP is now begging the detractors for money.

Something I caught during this dumb rant:

Phil mentioned being shocked when restreamer chats parrot and repeat certain memes or phrases when "something he does reminds them of a dumb detractor meme". Has this nigga never watched even a moderately sized stream chat in his life? That IS part of stream chat culture. Whenever the stream does a react video and pauses to flap his gums about it entire chat will type PauseChamp. When some coomer shit appears on screen the chat spams Kreygasm. When something is boring the chat is filled with ResidentSleeper. Hell, fucking check the BMJ chat here and it's the same thing. Phil saying this is not normal human behavior just shows how much this nigga has never understood streaming and what it means to have an audience despite doing it for years.

 

[NuancedTardWrangler]

Dsp being a walking contradiction. I have come across 4 rare cognitive disorders that dsp might have but would be impossible to have all at once but once you see what the symptoms are, they almost fit Phil to a t.

Korsakoff
Anton-Babinski
Semantic Dementia
Akinetopsia

It would explain his life style and his atrocious gameplay.

DSP would have an orgasm if he found out he had one of those. Imagine all the begging he can get away with.

Hell, I wouldn’t put it past him to pretend he’s got one of these like boogie did with his cancer

Now that I think about it, the only way for DSP to become even half as interesting as he was in the past is to have a scandal like the boogie shit. At the rate we’re going, all we’re going to get is him wage quitting games and whining that his whale(s) aren’t forking over enough cash. The funny thing about the “I need troll money” rant is that he USED to get troll tips all the time, but because he’s so mellow, it’s not even worth it anymore (it never was, but it was still better than what we get now)

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This fridge is PACKED for two people. I guarantee you half that shit is going straight to the trash, and this little back-and-forth confirms it:
-Triple P (I call him PPP): "In the back, are those pickle spears?"
-DSP: "Uhhh probably, or some kind of."
So he doesn't even know what's in his own fridge.

(e: Better pic)

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[Shark]

I know it is said a lot, but smark guys 2.0 really is his worst content.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil and Kat have frozen pizza as a night snack. I guess that explains a lot...

It looks like all that food was delivered. No tags on the meat. That juice is sold on Amazon. All those premade meals were sealed. MFer doesn't even leave the house one day to shop.

 

[Digger10]

Phil mentioned being shocked when restreamer chats parrot and repeat certain memes or phrases when "something he does reminds them of a dumb detractor meme". Has this nigga never watched even a moderately sized stream chat in his life? That IS part of stream chat culture.

Given the "steak" rant last year, Phil probably believes that the purpose of chat is to kiss the streamer's ass and considers anyone doing anything outside of that to either be a troll or a moron.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

PPP has got to have his eye on detractorbucks. What got the detractors spending was Craig and Adam getting Phil to offer new information/lying about forbidden topics. PPP (I named him that) needs to get Phil to sperg or give something new. Phil humiliates himself all day. PPP doing it isn’t going to get him detractor money.

If that's his plan, then he's the stupidest person on the planet because he doesn't press Phil on anything. The whole Grill Phil thing now is:
"Phil you did this"
"Uhhhh.... no I didn't my detractors made that up tuhuhu duhuh... tuh HAGH HAGH... HAAAAAGH..."
"Ok king LETS GET SOME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS"
Ashton truly seems to believe he's smarter than Phil, but boy he just believes everything he says. I guess that when you hang out with Tardski you suddenly feel like the Nobel of physics, but being outsmarted by fucking DSP... jesus.

Also,

Spoiler

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON FEBRUARY 28TH 2019

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.
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>frozen bagged bread
Are you fucking serious?