DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.
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lol @ Khet eating Lean Cuisine.

Their fridge/freezer is filled with nothing but instant/premade crap. No way Khet is cooking 6 times a week.

 

[Iron Father]

This fridge is PACKED for two people. I guarantee you half that shit is going straight to the trash, and this little back-and-forth confirms it:
-Triple P (I call him PPP): "In the back, are those pickle spears?"
-DSP: "Uhhh probably, or some kind of."
So he doesn't even know what's in his own fridge.

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Is that turkey mince!?

 

[strandedcastaway]

As much as it pains me to say it, since he worked for Sikorsky at one point he could comment on the midair collision that just happened in DC and actually have something to say about the helicopter side of things. Even if it was just admin stuff I'm sure he had at least one experience with the military since they get stuff from civilian companies all the time and he could talk about how trash GSA is or something. If he wasn't such an abrasive and bitter cunt and stuck to the limited things he actually has knowledge on his channel would take off.

Phil would be about as qualified to talk about a helicopter accident as the Indian scammer trying to get me to spend $399 to fix my Windows virus would be qualified to talk about Microsoft's business plan.

 

[Jerbear89]

Phil only cares about Phil. Insult his wife. Insult his mom. As long as money is involved, its ok. But insulting his gout or his moobs or his hairline makes you literally Hitler

bro is a wage cuck

 

[PieceofShet]

Holy Shit! No wonder Kat tripled her size, thats a lot of food for a week!

 

[Lord_Starscream]

>frozen bagged bread
Are you fucking serious?

To play devil's advocate, my family and I buy so much bread that we have to put some in the freezer to prevent molding

 

[dent_whisperer]

To play devil's advocate, my family and I buy so much bread that we have to put some in the freezer to prevent molding

Phil can do nothing right according to some people. The motherfucker could have a pic taken of him while sleeping and there would be people here clowning him for sleeping on a bed.

 

[DerelictOnion]

This is something I don't get. The general consensus is that Phil and Kat can't stand each other or at the very least are roommates who'd rather avoid doing stuff together. Plus Phil has a chronic need to rant and bitch about things, which I assume is very tiring to listen to. He is also almost exclusively sitting inside of his home. So......why is Kat not spending time outside? Even just walking around would do her a ton of good, she should know that. Long walks between doing chores/walking part-time a few days a week could realistically reduce her weight, make her more alert and even help with her social isolation. Was she also a couch potato before deciding to live with Phil?

 

[Yung Dalph]

The general consensus is that Phil and Kat can't stand each other or at the very least are roommates who'd rather avoid doing stuff together

That's just wishful thinking. They might as well be living their best life. They are two pathetic asocial autists. They'd love this lifestyle.

So......why is Kat not spending time outside? Even walking around would do her a ton of good, she should know that.

My opinion is that it's because she's a fat, depressed mess that used to be somewhat close to being attractive, and now she's fat and ugly. When this happens to women, they get insecure and depressed and stop going outside. If that doesn't seem depressing enough, consider that SHE IS LIVING WITH DARKSYDEPHIL.

 

[Iron Father]

To play devil's advocate, my family and I buy so much bread that we have to put some in the freezer to prevent molding

Phil can do nothing right according to some people. The motherfucker could have a pic taken of him while sleeping and there would be people here clowning him for sleeping on a bed.

Nah nigga, it's 2 people in that house.
Freezing bread is retarded for the sake of 2 people.

Plenty of families freeze bread. Yes, FAMILIES. Unless Jasper eats the bread too, there's no reason why a single loaf can't last them between shops.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

They only made 159 bucks total tonight before all the platforms take their cuts. Don't see this show lasting much longer.

 

[Love Is Blue]

why is Kat not spending time outside?

what do you mean she's not outside? khet can't stop finding new draugr ruins!

 

[dent_whisperer]

why is Kat not spending time outside?

Because animal control will be called up and he'll be forced to explain why he has a horse living in his house.

More serious answer would be that Reeeana had friends that helped her realize that everything going on with Phil was pretty fucked up. Once he got his hooks in Kat he turned the gaslighting up to 10, broke the knob and spun that shit around a few more times to try and limit her exposure to anything that would put ideas in her head about leaving him.

 

[fukuyama]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.
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I think him showing all these very close shtos and the drawers half open is his shitty means of hiding the copious alcoholic drinks in both the freezer and the fridge. He briefly said "I've had that mixer for months!" but it's unopened. So he claims to buy mixers and not use them or open them? Seems more likely he bought them with the huge costco trip and theyre new and about to be used.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

lol his fridge is full of frozen microwave slop. I was always of the opinion that most of his meals are microwave slop rather than Doordash. Don't get me wrong, they Doordash way too much but I think it's mostly limited to the days ahff because they need to "relax" on their day off and nuking a TV dinner is way too much work for piggy and the big bitch.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

lol his fridge is full of frozen microwave slop. I was always of the opinion that most of his meals are microwave slop rather than Doordash. Don't get me wrong, they Doordash way too much but I think it's mostly limited to the days ahff because they need to "relax" on their day off and nuking a TV dinner is way too much work for piggy and the big bitch.

While I do agree they consume a lot of frozen slop, I wouldn't underestimate how much they Doordash. Phil has been shown countless times to be both incredibly wasteful, and a creature of impulse. I imagine they essentially Doordash whenever the mood strikes, they're too lazy to even go through the effort of microwaving something. Because he's a creature of habit, I think Phil just does the same load of shopping, no matter what they actually have on hand/will realistically use, and if there's no space, Phil just chucks whatever he needs to make room.

This is something I don't get. The general consensus is that Phil and Kat can't stand each other or at the very least are roommates who'd rather avoid doing stuff together. Plus Phil has a chronic need to rant and bitch about things, which I assume is very tiring to listen to. He is also almost exclusively sitting inside of his home. So......why is Kat not spending time outside? Even just walking around would do her a ton of good, she should know that. Long walks between doing chores/walking part-time a few days a week could realistically reduce her weight, make her more alert and even help with her social isolation. Was she also a couch potato before deciding to live with Phil?

I think one of the reasons Phil spends hours bitching during his "podcast" is because that's his one real opportunity to vent. Like you said, they avoid doing stuff together, so I don't think Phil does much ranting to her. It sounds like when they hang out, they're usually glued to their phones and background watching other streamers. I don't think they have any real moments where they talk about what little is actually going on in their lives. Khet also seems to spend a lot of time in her office, so we don't even know how much phone time they spend together. I also get the feeling Khet is very good at tuning out everything around her and just sort of drifts off in her head and probably has no idea what Phil is saying.

As for not improving herself...eh, Khet isn't exactly alone in that, I'd wager it applies to millions of other overweight people with little going on in their lives. Khet is lazy and seemingly comfortable, with no real drive or ambition outside of getting her next meal.

 

[dent_whisperer]

lol his fridge is full of frozen microwave slop. I was always of the opinion that most of his meals are microwave slop rather than Doordash. Don't get me wrong, they Doordash way too much but I think it's mostly limited to the days ahff because they need to "relax" on their day off and nuking a TV dinner is way too much work for piggy and the big bitch.

Phil is notorious for doing things in the most absolutely retarded way possible and he's claimed at least once in recent memory that its cheaper to doordash every meal then it is to buy a bunch of groceries at once and make meals until you run out. This shit in the fridge is just a vehicle to help him larp as a mature adult with a business degree.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Khet phil is sad compared to Leanna phil when it comes to the freezer. With Leanna it was full of the legit premium frozen food from that vendor that delivers in a big ass truck once a week here it's a mix of random Costco stuff and Amazon fresh shit.

Very healthy ramen, pizza, french fries and tv dinners phil! So much for Khet cooking meals lmao.

 

[Pickle Man]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.
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Where the fuck is his pinky at?.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Why does his hand look like something out of The Mummy? Also, note the space from all of the groceries that prevent him from freezing that cake.
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Was this shown live during a stream or did he snap a few pics and post them? Legit looks like this was either stolen from someone or AI since its known to have issues with things like fingers.

Where the fuck is his pinky at?.

Looks like on the left side by the ring on the finger. This thing is photoshopped to hell or AI generated