Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

I had the game in my Steam wishlist and forgot to remove it. Someone purchased it for me yesterday. I decided to give it a go.

After 4 hours of playing, I find the game to be incredibly bland. Even if the game didn’t have the woke stuff in it, I don’t think I’d be compelled to play it much further than I have.

I completed one lengthy side quest called “Bad Blood” which you pick up fairly early on in the game. It’s basically the Botchling quest from the Witcher 3 with some minor changes and not nearly as memorable. There’s a bunch of “go here, fetch that” stuff which leads you across the map. The payoff itself is uninteresting and feels like it ends abruptly.

I then started and completed another side quest called “Lackey” which involved getting a drunk out of a tree that is surrounded by wolves, and then painstakingly carrying him across the map as he falls out of a tree, injuring himself. The quest itself was annoying and slow. The dialogue in this game is really uninteresting to me so far, and the banter seems really forced between characters. Your movement speed is impeded while you carry this guy to a point on the map… only to do another fetch quest for him once you reach your destination.

The first game had so many bombastic set pieces out of the gate. Despite being a janky mess, it was charming. I have a very powerful computer and I’m pleased to say the game runs well and looks great, but I don’t even want to play it anymore. I’m bored. The open world is huge and empty.

Combat is passable but it’s also surprisingly scarce unless you go and start fights. Everyone you fight suddenly wants to surrender which disengages your combat HUD, giving you the opportunity to speak with them. I’ve had numerous bullshit deaths because some idiot will drop to his knees in surrender only to miraculously kip up and kill the player character. I can tell this isn’t an intended function of the game.

Tl;dr - game is pretty underwhelming. Even without all of the gay and black shit, probably isn’t worth your time or money unless you like monotony
 
How can 1 million of copies get sold but the peak number of active players is still under 160K?
Keyword is active players. Not everyone plays at the same time and a significant number of people purchases a game and either plays for a small amount of time or not at all.
 
I can't believe that at one point people were considering this franchise a serious competitor to the Witcher.

Man jawed Ciri looks like ass but I doubt she'll be so weak she loses every fight to a random shit peasant and TW4 probably won't open with a three hour montage of her being debased and humiliated.

God what a shitshow.
 
I can't believe that at one point people were considering this franchise a serious competitor to the Witcher.

Man jawed Ciri looks like ass but I doubt she'll be so weak she loses every fight to a random shit peasant and TW4 probably won't open with a three hour montage of her being debased and humiliated.

God what a shitshow.
they have to nerf ciri so the entire fucking game makes sense. probably it wont be something that retarded as she fell LOL.
 
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How could this happen?!
I thought people bitching would make it tank!
It's Blackcock & Jews faking the numbers again. Actually, the game only sold 100 copies and Vavra is selling his bugatti to avoid homelessness. When will we get tired of winning chud bros?
 
they have to nerf ciri so the entire fucking game makes sense. probably it wont be something that retarded as she fell LOL.
I like how falling off a cliff somehow also reverts your Charisma, lockpocking, and reading stats to zero somehow.

That's so retarded.
 
Checking for myself, yeah it's not looking good:
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Mack, is that you? Another response:
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Mutt's law but funny.
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More projecting.
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Weakest defense I've seen so far.
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:smug: Some good folks still at /v/ it seems.
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No defense, only reeeing.
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Bait used to be believable.



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First booba post.

>Neither is true
...isn't Theresa cucking you at the start of the game?


Cope posts.

Lol.
Random thing I've heard that I doubt is true, you can't enter Churches. I'd imagine Henry would burn up immediately for buggery.
Exact same shit that Mack said and what random 0 like shills are saying all over Youtube comments. Quite obvious it's the narrative they got from Warhorse..

Absolutely no one said anything about "the woke is only optional, you're the woke guy if you chose it!" before this game. Never heard anything remotely close to it a single time..
 
Tl;dr - game is pretty underwhelming. Even without all of the gay and black shit, probably isn’t worth your time or money unless you like monotony
Another thing that I’ve noticed is that most of the interiors of buildings are just copy and pasted throughout the world. Even the exteriors. Yeah, there’s only so much you can do given the period of time the game is set in, but this is pretty obvious. Inside of houses, you’re basically relegated to interacting with particular items of food, shelves that aren’t discernible from one and another that you can “rob”, and lockboxes.

I know only few here care about the gameplay, but just wanted to give my impressions.
 
Another thing that I’ve noticed is that most of the interiors of buildings are just copy and pasted throughout the world. Even the exteriors. Yeah, there’s only so much you can do given the period of time the game is set in, but this is pretty obvious. Inside of houses, you’re basically relegated to interacting with particular items of food, shelves that aren’t discernible from one and another that you can “rob”, and lockboxes.

I know only few here care about the gameplay, but just wanted to give my impressions.
Sounds exactly like the first game. It really just seems like a more dumbed down version of the same thing.
With extra arse banditry and BBC fetishes.
 
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Does the great Mr Vulva really want the fujoshi fandom that is looking for a new home after the collapse of Dragon Age and the current who-knows-what-will-happen stasis of Baldur's Gate?

That path doesn't end at a good place. Look at WOTC, Star Wars, and BioWare.
 
So what is the line then?
Would Veilguard be 100% not gay and woke if you could just not recruit Taash and being trans and having top surgery scars are also a choice, but people were mad about that?
If someone makes a game where you can become trans or troon out your party, but it's all optional and it's included for player choice is that also not woke?
The trannyscars are optional, so they're fine now. You don't have to even get to Trash's cringe pronoun scenes or have sex with the beast.

Verdict is in: Veilguard is, with this brand new definition they made up 5 seconds ago to push woke crap again, NOT WOKE, chuds.

So ridiculously obvious what they're trying to do.
 
This is the shit I really hate about the x grifter accounts
There’s definitely a huge number of grifters that grew fat off repeating “Go woke go broke” the past few years. Most people will chalk it up to “Well I have the option to but clearly I’m not going to pick being a homo”. I blame shit like BG3. What pisses me off most is you have the developer who managed to defend the anti black stance in the first one just to turn around and cry to the same people who wanted to throw him under the bus how he’s being dragged into the culture war.
 
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