Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Pegging Room. Nikki Sloblinson. Drawing number FAT. Very good


Talking about creepy videos, has anyone posted the trailer from the season's newest thriller on here yet? Produced by Thomas Apostle and directed by Owen A. Forrems

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i hope someone sends this to Rick or gets him to retweet it and tell everyone to report it, thereby ensuring he signal boosts mockery of himself.

 

[MilkThePig]

This dude is literally so retarded he will argue with his TOILET for hours on end.

One of my favorite pieces of pig lore is one of his high school teachers saying he'd argue with a fence post and then decades later he's literally arguing with a 'Pat's Dilapidated Fence' account on xitter. You couldn't create a more perfect lolcow than him in a lab.

 

[Piggle Rick]

"Drumpf lost" oink no.19732912
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Apparently winning both the electoral vote AND the popular vote is invalid because 0.05% of the 100,000+ polling stations received fake bomb threats and the the previously unknown "fatrick" amendment to the constitution stating one has to win over 50% of all votes in order to become president.

Did he really say “we didn’t elect this man” over a photo of fucking Obama?

Piggy wants his own Brown Shirts to fight Orange Man's? How very Fash of him. Pink Shirts. Pink the color of pigs. Apropos. Also, Fuckong? Chinese maybe?


Some guy on /r/houseplans found a copy of Piggy's house and shared it with the Pests. It may have been posted here already.. Behold! the hovel, in all its glory.
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It looks to be a nice enough space. N.B. I said space, not place. It needs work. That kitchen is an abomination. The use of roofing nails to hold down the linoleum edge under the counter cabinets is a bold decision. The easily removed and covered rust on the fridge, pure genius...or pure laziness, but it matches the peeling paint on the radiator. Those counters are from one of those tiny houses that are all the trends these days. They look to be 18" wide. Standard is 24". Nothing says tacky like those cheap mustang posters on the walls. There is so much more. White trash is as white trash decorates and furnishes.

The video was creepy. I expected a jump scare of Diaper Dan Mullen wearing nothing but a diaper, and smile, popping out.

Piggy's lawyers have concluded the first round of depositions of the MPD officers. Maybe Piggy's new rage is because he has had to undergo one recently.

Why is the pegging room listed as being on the first floor, I thought Rick and Nick lived on the second floor?

 

[Judge Holden]

One of my favorite pieces of pig lore is one of his high school teachers saying he'd argue with a fence post and then decades later he's literally arguing with a 'Pat's Dilapidated Fence' account on xitter. You couldn't create a more perfect lolcow than him in a lab.

Searched for this interaction on xitter but found this instead

Just.....wow.

With regards to your point about him being the perfect cow, as has been regularly discussed he is perhaps the most easily trolled person in our archive due to his utter fanaticism in feeding even the laziest "lol u eat poo poo" tier trolls and going on extended tirades in which he denies eating feces and how for the crime of this accusation the troll will be dragged in chains before fatrick so he can give a tearful victim impact speech and then order the court to sentance him to life in jail for felony poo poo posting, but also due to how comically unlikable he acts when dealing with those he deems non-troll due to his own grotesquely bloated ego and hilariously unearned narcissism. More importantly for his long term sustainability as a cow, his asshole behavior is largely victimless due to his own isolation and impotence, and thus unlike with detestable horrorcows there is no depressingly horrible cawntent to buzzkill the fun.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

You could not pay me to stay even just one night in the Half B 'n B. It is surely plagued with the thousands of basketball souls who fell victim to the Pepperoni Pig in life. The walls are probably overstuffed with the decaying bodies of those youths who the Pepperoni Pig deemed unworthy for the meat grinder. Imagine the smell. Even if there are no rotting corpses, the walls, floors, and furniture must be poisoned with the smell of a slaughterhouse that travels upward from the basement.

Live footage from the Half Hovel.

 

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Searched for this interaction on xitter but found this instead
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Just.....wow.

Christ, what a faggot. Five books in print, of which all are unreadable trash. An English teacher likely has a tertiary education, something more significant than anything our small-dicked piggy could ever hope to attain. Pat is such an accomplished author that he still can't give up his day job of selling scam insurance to barely cognisant geriatrics. Pat is not only fat and stupid but also completely lacking in morality.

That 1.7 GPA really shining through.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

He forgot to search by Neil's username though, so all tweets where he @'s or replies to Neil are still up.

Archive of the above tweet: https://archive.fo/2mpW0





(https://archive.fo/Ar6ki)



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He has told that story a couple other times on Twitter.


(https://archive.fo/nEs5c)


(https://archive.fo/LmIJT)


(https://archive.fo/HGsXr)


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(https://archive.fo/e1RQx)


(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/f7vZ5)


(https://archive.fo/OPAg5)


(https://archive.fo/7Nvdo)


(https://archive.fo/44XAc)



(https://archive.fo/omh0A)
Other times where Fatrick @'ed Neil or replied to him directly. Archives: 1 2

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he still can't give up his day job of selling scam insurance to barely cognisant geriatrics.

As I recall, he gave that up to focus on haranguing trolls on Xitter.

 

[Maude Snew]

You could not pay me to stay even just one night in the Half B 'n B. It is surely plagued with the thousands of basketball souls who fell victim to the Pepperoni Pig in life. The walls are probably overstuffed with the decaying bodies of those youths who the Pepperoni Pig deemed unworthy for the meat grinder. Imagine the smell. Even if there are no rotting corpses, the walls, floors, and furniture must be poisoned with the smell of a slaughterhouse that travels upward from the basement.
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Live footage from the Half Hovel.

You better believe it. We actually have footage from the last time someone shut off the pepperoni grinder.

And before you even ask: yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Knowing it was piggertits replyguying my brain immediately assumed and read his skeet at saying "I want mud, thirty large street troughs."
IDK what he's talking about knife fighting with browns. Probably just wants to cut them to fit in the niggaroni grinder.

 

[whore loving dragon]

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Knowing it was piggertits replyguying my brain immediately assumed and read his skeet at saying "I want mud, thirty large street troughs."
IDK what he's talking about knife fighting with browns. Probably just wants to cut them to fit in the niggaroni grinder.
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I like how this reply seems to indicate Patrick believes himself to be "Democrat leadership"
He's pulling all the strings via his heroic Internet advocacy.

Actually this would explain a lot about why Democrats have fallen apart recently. Patrick is remotely puppeteering them via his xeets.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Actually this would explain a lot about why Democrats have fallen apart recently.

Ok hear me out.

Ricky for President 2028. The ratings for the debates would be through the roof!

 

[break these cuffs]

Ok hear me out.

Ricky for President 2028. The ratings for the debates would be through the roof!

I think he's got all he can handle at the trailer park.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I use him and Will Stancil as a good solid gauge for how leftists are handling Trump and needless to say for a Patrick it seems to be par for the course. And for Will? His life is already over and may soon enjoy prison.

 

[Meriasek]

No record left uncorrected
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I'm wondering, is Kyle actually older or younger than Fatirck? It'd be hilarious if he was the older one, but the Chubby Cheesesteak ego couldn't even accept that.

 

[Booby Jones]

I'm wondering, is Kyle actually older or younger than Fatirck? It'd be hilarious if he was the older one, but the Chubby Cheesesteak ego couldn't even accept that.

Fastpeoplesearch says Pat is 44 while Kyle is 41. Maybe it's my autism, but little brother or baby brother is reserved for a bigger difference in age and it's fucking gay to keep hamfisting "little brother" every time Kyle is mentioned. Any little brother Atalker childs want to weigh in?

 

[McMitch]

Fastpeoplesearch says Pat is 44 while Kyle is 41. Maybe it's my autism, but little brother or baby brother is reserved for a bigger difference in age and it's fucking gay to keep hamfisting "little brother" every time Kyle is mentioned. Any little brother Atalker childs want to weigh in?

It’s literally the only trait Fatrick has that he can hold over Kyle. Kyle was a better athlete, is likely smarter, has likely a better relationship with the women in his life, and could probably be a better author if he tried.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

With regards to your point about him being the perfect cow, as has been regularly discussed he is perhaps the most easily trolled person in our archive due to his utter fanaticism in feeding even the laziest "lol u eat poo poo" tier trolls and going on extended tirades in which he denies eating feces and how for the crime of this accusation the troll will be dragged in chains before fatrick so he can give a tearful victim impact speech and then order the court to sentance him to life in jail for felony poo poo posting, but also due to how comically unlikable he acts when dealing with those he deems non-troll due to his own grotesquely bloated ego and hilariously unearned narcissism. More importantly for his long term sustainability as a cow, his asshole behavior is largely victimless due to his own isolation and impotence, and thus unlike with detestable horrorcows there is no depressingly horrible cawntent to buzzkill the fun.

His issue is that he cannot take an L even if it meant saving his fucking life. It isn't just that he is the ultimate egomaniac, he also suffers from the worst god-complex I have ever seen. Everyone has to bow before him because he is him. Everything around him is perceived to be a slight against him and has to be destroyed. More importantly, he has to go looking for conflict. It doesn't matter if it is one random nobody in a small corner that fat ass doesn't even know exists. He has to know that absolutely no one, and I do mean no one, is saying bad things about him. And if they are, he is justified in waging outright war on them.

As I said in the Will Stancil thread yesterday, the thing I absolutely love the most about cows is the absurd chain of events that leads them into their bizarre self-destructions. It is hard to believe that this entire saga got started over a relatively small subreddit dedicated to an old radio show that hadn't even been on the air for five years by that point in time. Now it has evolved to literal court battles and Patrick being a bigger laughingstock than he would have been had he just ignored the subreddit in the first place.

And the funniest thing? He has learned absolutely nothing. He would still do what he did all over again. You could literally send him back in time to his 2018-2019 self and he would not encourage his younger self to do anything differently. Everything he did was justified, everything that has happened to isn't. Why? Because he is him and that is the only thing that matters.

 

[AnOminous]

Everything he did was justified, everything that has happened to isn't. Why? Because he is him and that is the only thing that matters.

And the angel said: "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself." But lo, he could not, for the angel was hitting him with his own hands.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

His issue is that he cannot take an L even if it meant saving his fucking life.

If he put on his knees and had a gun to his head with the person shouting "ADMIT NORM IS FUNNY NOW!" do you think he would? Would the true underlying survival instincts sad sack of shit take over or would he be defiant to the end and say "Norm is not funny, child, and in fact his estate owes me an apology."