DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Also, my $0.02 regarding "prominent" detractors tipping - the fact that he literally had to beg detractors and haters to start tipping yesterday "to keep the show you laugh at going" tells me that even the dumbest prominent dentractors like Doody don't do it.
IIRC Doody has admitted to troll tip Phil under the name "tafsitak" (KatIsFat backwards).
 
IIRC Doody has admitted to troll tip Phil under the name "tafsitak" (KatIsFat backwards).
Would you blame him? The guy makes a decent amount of money from being a detractor channel. If he can rile up the pigroach and get another rant on a 5$ tip, it just means another 2-3 videos that can make him more money.
 
From his latest detractor spiel, listing things detractors might regret not doing instead of hatewatching him

" (...) I could've made amends with my friends and family members (...) "

That projection, Philly boy? You say that like the average person has anyone to make amends with.
Honestly, that entire list he had of things the detractors would regret not doing sounded like he was talking about himself.
 
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Apologies for the sperging.

Outdated now that the fucking pussy ragequit Grill Phil after some light razzing.
I don't think its that ppp actually believes anything phil says, ppp is fucking with phil just enough so that phil doesn't ragequit the stream and never talk to anyone else again. If ppp actually pressed phil harder on this stuff, phil would just shut down the stream in all likelihood. Ppp is slowly milking phil for content rather than going for one big gotcha moment it seems. Its obvious ppp is baffled/frustrated with the answers he gets from phil. None of ppp's responses ever give the appearance that he's falling for any of the pignosis.
I'd believe this, but Triple P (my wife and dog will be executed unless I call him Triple P) has already pressed Phil harder and Phil did nothing, so him going soft means that either Phil and him agreed off-camera to not be so harsh or P^3 just goes with what Phil says. Yesterday (I think) there was something he obviously didn't believe and went all "yeah right, sure Phil" clearly showing that on that one he didn't believe Phil, but on others he just moved on. You could also argue that he allows Phil to lie so the audience can pick up on the obvious lies, but both Phil's fans and KC's fans are legit sub 80IQ retards, so is this show for detractors? Because I find it lame if the fat lesbian doesn't press Phil on anything.

Time will tell, but some of you really overestimate Kino Casino's intelligence. It's clear Ashton reads this thread and is fed everything, yet he makes a half-assed effort even though he's handed everything, including Phil's retcons and possible lies. I also believe that, despite all the "razzing" and insulting his fat wife, they do like Phil. First of all, Ashton is your average /pol/ack when it comes to politics, so he naturally sees Phil as someone who owned the IRS and then goes to scam retards out of their money as based because fuck giving retards my tax money (seriously, if you use "based" as an actual word beyond shitposting and are over the age of 16, kill yourself). They truly do see Phil as a successful person and not someone with insane luck and who begged his way into 6 figures per year (even though he got into early ad revenue and early live-streaming money and has nothing to show for it). That doesn't mean they respect Phil, but they like him, and when you think about it, Phil kinda looks heroic if you are an autistic, antisocial, bitter outcast hermit.

Also, he now casually admits he never did the 25 push-ups back then and that he was just "messing around". It's not like he raged and felt entitled to money for something he now admits he never did.
 
From his latest detractor spiel, listing things detractors might regret not doing instead of hatewatching him

" (...) I could've made amends with my friends and family members (...) "

That projection, Philly boy? You say that like the average person has anyone to make amends with.
Can't find the comment I wanted to replied to, but in those 30 seconds he projected so much it's hard to believe he's being serious. Like no way he can be this fucking retarded.

"I spent years of my life sitting around with a community of nutjobs"
Spends day after day sitting around gooners, literal mouthdrooling retards and dragon fetishists or people into findom who have dozens of accounts where they ERP with themselves.

"Dumping on someone on the internet"
There isn't a single day where Phil doesn't cry about Mr. Beast or game developers, or the trolls he doesn't care about, or LTG, or Rich, or Sidescrollers. Or even his own chat.

"When I could have done things for myself that would have improved my own life situation"
He's a 43 y/o alcoholic that doesn't have any life experience, has no interests aside wrestling and doordash, no hobbies, no desire to ever learn.

"Living in a shitty place in squalor"
His house has a non-functioning bathroom, he has mold on the walls and his garage is filled with trash, he doesn't change his cat's litter box and apparently there's so much trash you cannot be barefoot or you can injure yourself, all while sitting a room filled with RGB toys while making +100k per year over the last decade.

"I could have went out"
Literally never goes out unless it's for groceries. Zero friends or social life despite living in Seattle for over a decade now. His obstacle? He has a cat, dood, literally a newborn baby.

"I could have gotten a job"
E-begging isn't a job, Phil.

"I could have had a relationship with a significant other"
Can't do anything with Kat unless they have internet access, his own words.
That is without mentioning that Leanna went from worshiping him to having panic attacks over the idea of coming home to him to the point she left him despite being away from her family.

"I could have made amends with my friends and family"
My favorite. As if John and Howard's podcast wasn't well known. As if they didn't say they want nothing to do with Phil. As if Phil wasn't gin-texting John every night and still got nothing. As if there wasn't a line of SF players wanting to kick his ass in CT.

"I was at home watching other people make fun of Darksydephil"
He literally watches detractor content every night. We know he watches TBS live because of that time he privated a video they were watching live.

It's just crazy how little self-awareness he has. I can see now why DSP is an acquired taste. This rant means nothing unless you know about Phil and understand he's just describing himself.

Calling restreamers grifters while he did a right wing/trump ball washing “political” show to grift the keno dents. My god, the projecting
He literally went to KC's chat to beg them to come watch him.
 
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