Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

He bought another new PC. He definitely needed one with all the slot machines and CSGO he plays. Still no Civic.

He's setting it up and says he'll go live when he's done.

No, he's just finally transferring his shit to the PC he already bought. He didn't buy another $4500 PC. He was using his old shitbox the entire time instead of the new PC he bought.

 

[Radiaux]

You've got to be kidding me

 

[GibMoneyPls]

No, he's just finally transferring his shit to the PC he already bought. He didn't buy another $4500 PC. He was using his old shitbox the entire time instead of the new PC he bought.

My fault, I was going off of his discord. And now I don't remember what made me assume it was new. Usually I wouldn't just post an assumption here.

I swear I'm not a rat!

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

It feels so weird when good things happen now. I'm so used to the slow inevitable decay that seeing a reversal feels alien.

What a time to be alive. Tomorrow will be better then today.

Tuning in at work, first words I hear.

"Alright it's time too gamble"

Nature is healing, juice will be flowing, and DTPN

The world is healing.

This is the way god intended.
Inshalla, brothers.

 

[Avenue]

Here is the full namechange clip
to preface this:

• Austin is less then 24 hours out from jail.
• He dropped the idea of a namechange maybe 10 hours ago (he has been using bossmanjack for at least two years now)
• He goes about his day normally, gambling and finding random juicers.
• Then once some random chatter reminds him of the name change idea he just instantly goes for it.
• LIVE

Austin not realizing that a namechange is not really a normal procedure doesn't know that this instantly breaks most of his Twitch streaming setup, the next couple streams are all sub 3 minute troubleshooting sessions where he gets no audio and all kinds of things go wrong, he eventually gives up and streams on discord. After 2 hours of discord streaming most of the twitch issues have fixed themselves and he can now stream under austingambles.

 

[GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP]

Austin not realizing that a namechange is not really a normal procedure doesn't know that this instantly breaks most of his Twitch streaming setup, the next couple streams are all sub 3 minute troubleshooting sessions where he gets no audio and all kinds of things go wrong, he eventually gives up and streams on discord. After 2 hours of discord streaming most of the twitch issues have fixed themselves and he can now stream under austingambles.

YOOOO BUT LOOK HOW CLEAN IT LOOKS?? TYPE A 5 IF IT LOOKS CLEAN GUYS.

 

[Kees H]

Austin was chillin' to some nigger rap while trying to get his VPN working on the $4500 PEEECEEEE with the 4090 in it, when the niggerrap dropped the word faggot on him.

 

[e-needs-help]

I miss the days of when bossman was on kick still, but I am hopeful for his continued improvement in life.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Austin was chillin' to some nigger rap while trying to get his VPN working on the $4500 PEEECEEEE with the 4090 in it, when the niggerrap dropped the word faggot on him.

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I can't believe a man who spent 110 days in jail is still this much of a pussy.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I can't believe a man who spent 110 days in jail is still this much of a pussy.

110 days of jail is nothing compared to the anguish one has to go through with 1 day of twitch's reeducation program.

 

[Shapes]

I'm looking forward to the sober arc continuing for years, steaming when his mutual funds pay hefty dividends.

 

[break these cuffs]

110 days of jail is nothing compared to the anguish one has to go through with 1 day of twitch's reeducation program.

He needs the devil may care attitude that only the rock from da Erf can provide him.

 

[Rob Wolchek]

You want compromise, how's this, 110 days in the can I wanted a home cook meal, but I compromised. I ate instant noodles instead. I wanted to fuck your mom, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?

 

[Looney Troons]

So, in the Austin Peterson lore…

BossmanJack is the heel persona. He does a lot of drugs, destroys his parent’s house, fucks everyone’s mom, steals money from his audience, loves slurs, and beats the shit out of ratdad.

Austingambles is the babyface persona. He only vapes, values his parent’s household, is chaste and waiting for marriage, gives money away to those in need (type ‘blessed’ in the chat), hugely against the usage of slurs, and respects the shit out of ratdad.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I have nothing constructive to add.
I just want to thank this website for introducing me to the Johnny Cash of gambling gamba during the midst of his redemption arc.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Let's make a betting pool on how long the wall and door last
The wall will have a hole by next week and both will be destroyed by next month

 

[The Stranger]

So, in the Austin Peterson lore…

BossmanJack is the heel persona. He does a lot of drugs, destroys his parent’s house, fucks everyone’s mom, steals money from his audience, loves slurs, and beats the shit out of ratdad.

Austingambles is the babyface persona. He only vapes, values his parent’s household, is chaste and waiting for marriage, gives money away to those in need (type ‘blessed’ in the chat), hugely against the usage of slurs, and respects the shit out of ratdad.

The Strange Case of AustinGambles and BossmanJack

 

[MS-09 DOM]

So, in the Austin Peterson lore…

Inside you there are two Austin's.

One is str8 JUICIN, fuckin moms, and... Uh... I'm gonna fuck a.... DUDE.

The other is okay, everything is fine, yep I'm 100% sober! Blaze it up, but not me cause I'm sober now!

 

[Kees H]

AustinGambles has a new sponsor, Jackpot.bet. It's a nice, CLEAN, site. No video on screen because this retard forgot to show his screen while glazing his new sponsor.

$750 a day, or a $1000, he has no fucking idea yet. But we are so sponsored now.

Spoiler: Clean-o-Vision

And this was the first gambasesh being sponsored with them after 20 mins of rambling... Lost it all on the originals.. fucking wrong dewd.. So wrong.. Sodapressed..

Spoiler: Clean-o-Vision

 

[The Antikike]

the end of that last clip is looking like preface to a fat crack pipe if ive ever seen one, smoke it king, you earned it.