r/FedNews

[NoReturn]

This makes me wonder how many feds are on /pol/ at any given time.

To my understanding they have their own dashboard like they do for Facebook. So they aren't just on /pol/, they're admins.

 

[Molag Bal]

When I click on Tom_Cruise ‘s profile I get this.

He just posts exorbitant amounts of comments in /r/NYYankees and /r/baseball, didn't even really get into talking politics until a few months ago. Some kind of genxer who does fantasy sports. It takes ages to get anywhere time wise scrolling through his comments. Are you sure that's a fed? He seems to be posting on reddit all day every day. Even assuming he's collecting a federal paycheck, in terms of what he does all day, he's about as much of a government official as Bex Gerber is a game developer.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

So a whole subforum for the glowies to glow so hard they'll nuke your graphics card? Smells like a honeypot.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Holy Fuck.
I just realized
no wonder Federal Agents and CIA Agents and etc went full retard these last 4 years.
They're all redditors. Redditors who had Tranny Pedophile Power Moderators cultivating their threads and discussions on what is acceptable for Tranny Pedophiles.

No wonder, they all back Trans movement
No wonder, they see nothing wrong with children being groomed
No wonder, they talk about safe spaces and all these nonsensical bullshit


Because CIA and Federal Agents got groomed by Tranny Pedophile Reddit Powermods.

how the tables have turned.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Nah, everyone's goofing off in the office, nobody cares unless you're literally asleep at your desk.

Giving the supervisor a bounty for writing up fuck-offs changes that dynamic.

 

[insensitive]

FACT: Your tax dollars have been used to support Redditors who have almost certainly posted during work hours. They have been paid money from the federal coffers to ask about how to get their wife's boyfriend to stop bullying them, to upvote a rage comic, to talk about how heckin' valid someone is after their transition, or to like a picture of fat girl booba.

I mean.... we already knew they posted on 4chan. How much different is it for them to malde on reddit?

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

I'm still pissed that the government forced a shutdown of my industry, which forced most of us to take benefits to afford our homes, then demanded the benefits back. Extortion of the lower/middle class. "Oh no, I'm at risk of losing my job that wastes tax payer money on an inefficient bureaucratic mess". hold the line? Hold my sweaty dick after a 10 hour service, glownigger. I made myself MATI but at least I'm feeling happy reading this thread

 

[StudMccool]

 

[Toolbox]

So a whole subforum for the glowies to glow so hard they'll nuke your graphics card? Smells like a honeypot.

A honeypot for who? It's by glowies for glowies.

"The orange one" Are we playing Harry Potter again, ergo not allowed to say Trump's name without causing a tantrum spiral?

They've started doing it with Elon, sorry - El*n now, too.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Apparently they're censoring the word "Elon" now.

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"The orange one" Are we playing Harry Potter again, ergo not allowed to say Trump's name without causing a tantrum spiral?

Avada Ke-W*z*rd G*me

 

[verymuchawful]

Holy Fuck.
I just realized
no wonder Federal Agents and CIA Agents and etc went full retard these last 4 years.
They're all redditors. Redditors who had Tranny Pedophile Power Moderators cultivating their threads and discussions on what is acceptable for Tranny Pedophiles.

No wonder, they all back Trans movement
No wonder, they see nothing wrong with children being groomed
No wonder, they talk about safe spaces and all these nonsensical bullshit


Because CIA and Federal Agents got groomed by Tranny Pedophile Reddit Powermods.

how the tables have turned.

User Disastrously Dumb is definitely not feeling suicidal. (It's the CIA and Federal Agents' job now.)

 

[Delaware 14]

Did you even parse what I wrote down? Your info is already out there. The fed already completely failed at keeping it protected, giving it to anybody else is better. Musk isn't Fuentes lmao.

Yes I know about the leak. But Elon Musk is absolutely as retarded as Nick:

[Max] Levchin was at a friend’s bachelor pad hanging out with Musk. Some people were playing a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Although Musk was not a card player, he pulled up to the table. “There were all these nerds and sharpsters who were good at memorizing cards and calculating odds,” Levchin says. “Elon just proceeded to go all in on every hand and lose. Then he would buy more chips and double down. Eventually, after losing many hands, he went all in and won. Then he said “Right, fine, I’m done.” It would be a theme in his life: avoid taking chips off the table; keep risking them.
That would turn out to be a good strategy. (page 86)

 

[Margo Martindale]

Delicious Reddit salt, every day I wake up to hear Donald and Elon doing some other crazy thing to create even more. What great times we live in now

 

[Diggus Bickus]

A honeypot for who? It's by glowies for glowies.

That's exactly my point. Why would glowies become so retarded they'd abandon their usual OPSEC to just outright post on reddit and go "Here I am, spy on me"? Might be of me but it does not sound like a good thing. My monitor's glowing way too hard.

 

[Toolbox]

Yes I know about the leak. But Elon Musk is absolutely as retarded as Nick:

Who is Levchin, who's book is this and why should I care? You've given me nothing but quotes. Elon is the richest man alive, through what's trackable in publicly viewable assets. Plenty of people want to defame him for that alone, and they know making stories up about famous people will get sales. It could be true, I don't know, but from what you're giving me I trust this as much as a Reddit post. There's also the implication this was years ago and he would have obviously been a young retard anyways. Irrelevant to the point, Elon and his team are doing the work they were assigned. An old gambling anecdote is weak sauce comparatively, and it honestly doesn't make him look bad.

 

[CornBogFitz]

/r/WhatIsOurPlan/
Looks like it has some gold. Skimmed over some posts welcome feds but check out this LEGENDARY image

 

[frozen_runner]

The one thing on the severance is that it's unclear that that package is actually legal - it surpasses legal limits for Federal bonuses and there's a real risk it'll get cancelled in court.

It would be peak comedy if a bunch of useless federal employees quit for the free dough and then the courts yanked the money away from them.

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Holy Fuck.
I just realized
no wonder Federal Agents and CIA Agents and etc went full retard these last 4 years.
They're all redditors. Redditors who had Tranny Pedophile Power Moderators cultivating their threads and discussions on what is acceptable for Tranny Pedophiles.

No wonder, they all back Trans movement
No wonder, they see nothing wrong with children being groomed
No wonder, they talk about safe spaces and all these nonsensical bullshit


Because CIA and Federal Agents got groomed by Tranny Pedophile Reddit Powermods.

how the tables have turned.

So what you're saying is that the trannies ARE the lizard people? Or is it the redditors? Both?!

 

[AN/ALR56]

Reminder if you ever feel any level of empathy for those people losing their jobs and fearing for their families future, i shall bring you some images to remind you that if they switched places, they would have no mercy towards you or your loved ones:

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Found a user by the name of /u/DanCQueen on the sub. This user just posted more recently so I decided to look into the account. Before their post on FedNews their last post was about spending $1,000+ at Costco.