DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gulls on Film]

SomeBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and thumb with the shape of a gun on my forehead

Well, the tips start coming and they don't stop coming...

Much like the lead singer of Smashmouth, he will die of liver failure in his 50's.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I remember him saying something like "it's not that much more expensive to order" but cheaper?

Yea I wish I remember when it was because its wild to hear. Someone asked him why he doordash's so much when going to the store would be cheaper and Phil had one of his usual sperg outs over such a dumb question. His argument for doordash went along the lines of "why would he spend 200ish on enough food to last for a couple weeks when he could just buy dinner through doordash and it would cost around 50ish each time." It never clicked in that pigroach mind of his that buying from doordash adds up and easily surpassed the initial $200 he might have had to spend on groceries really quick.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Underrated moment.
"But after having me on the show they realized how awesome... ... ...it is to actually collaborate"

You just KNOW he was about to say "they realized how awesome I am". Just imagine how Phil actually sees himself. No way he doesn't believe he has a six pack.

 

[NuancedTardWrangler]

This should really give people an idea how mentally ill our society is. If you're giving a 42 year old hermit loser money for their attention, you've got problems, especially when you're dropping hundreds if not thousands.

Pignosis is a very serious ailment but does go away after a few years.

Still, it’s amazing that this guy can somehow manage to find whales to fund his begging lifestyle and keep them for long enough that he doesn’t need a real job

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil and Kat have frozen pizza as a night snack. I guess that explains a lot...

Don't forget the doordashed McDonalds at midnight.

This fridge is PACKED for two people. I guarantee you half that shit is going straight to the trash, and this little back-and-forth confirms it:
-Triple P (I call him PPP): "In the back, are those pickle spears?"
-DSP: "Uhhh probably, or some kind of."
So he doesn't even know what's in his own fridge.

(e: Better pic)
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That and the freezer are full because they doordash every. single. day.

Holy Shit! No wonder Kat tripled her size, thats a lot of food for a week!

You are missing the forest through the trees. This is allegedly what he bought a week ago and none of it is gone.

Phil can do nothing right according to some people. The motherfucker could have a pic taken of him while sleeping and there would be people here clowning him for sleeping on a bed.

In his Zelda jammies and matching comforter?

Even just walking around would do her a ton of good

I see what you did there.

Something isn't adding up about the fridge/groceries- if he restocked the freezer and fridge last week and it was too jampacked to fit even a single cake, and also phil claims he doesn't doordash everyday, wouldn't the contents of the fridge have been depleting over the past few days as they eat meals throughout the week, making room for the cake? Why does he go grocery shopping every single week if his fridge stays packed for an entire week? During his next day off segment he's going to mention some long, tedious grocery shopping trip, even though he just showed us a full fridge. Is it possible phil is being dishonest here?

*ding ding ding ding*

I get it, but Khet eats for 3 people.

So............................triplepotamus?

It's not like he raged and felt entitled to money for something he now admits he never did.

Multiple days no less.


As a true crime enjoyer, I sometimes get blindsided and posting this just for the description to be looked at as this shitty Chromebook is having trouble opening my apps:

 

[Benchod]

Phil and Kat have frozen pizza as a night snack. I guess that explains a lot...

A couple burgers as well.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil can do nothing right according to some people. The motherfucker could have a pic taken of him while sleeping and there would be people here clowning him for sleeping on a bed.

This has happened already with him being fat and hairy sleeping next to Leanna in a pic.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I guess his scheming is so normalized that it went over everyones' head that he sat on $50+ in contributions so he could get two others to donate him the same amounts to get him the goal, so he's sittin at $277 and then begs even more to hit the $300 with and I somewhat paraphrase it with

"Cmon guys let's hit $300. let's not let $277 go to waste"

It's like he has PPP(FYI, for those who don't know, I call him that because others call him that. What I mean by that is thus, His real name is Ashton but PPP is his online alias and so it feels more formal to call him that because I have no personal connection to him) on his shoulder and gets a refreshed buff every interaction he gets telling him to just be a scheming faggot because it's so based. So he takes it seriously.

Give him an inch and he takes a mile. Maybe that's what he means by momentum.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Give him an inch and he takes a mile. Maybe that's what he means by momentum.

It got said in one of the Dent Sea Scrolls episodes and it always cracks me up "Give Phil an inch and he'll tell you about his girth."

 

[Iron Father]

This has happened already with him being fat and hairy sleeping next to Leanna in a pic.

If it's fine to mock someone for being fat and hairy while awake, what's wrong with doing it while they're asleep? He's disgusting looking in all situations.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil and Kat have frozen pizza as a night snack. I guess that explains a lot...

You have to remember a lot of those Cooking with the King videos were "late night snacks" according to Phil. Doubt that habit ever went away but if it did Fat Kat and Door Dash brought it back tenfold.

 

[johnkimble123]

So got home and noticed that it looks like a couple people really whaled out on Phil today. Got some time while the pizza cooks, so want to put some of the kick whaling into perspective.

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A kick sub is 5 dollars each, so

DankSneedPimp/DarkSydePimp - $3945 (This guy is also a KC paypig and likely has changed names before [prob in KC's top 10], but I know he's shown up on the monthly/weekly leaderboards for KC before, but KC requires 868 subs to reach their top 10)

Spoiler: KC Lifetime top 10 for anyone curious

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IronCuck - $2580 (Donates every way: superchats, subs, tips, etc to get daddy's attention)
rend324/patric - $1075 (deadbeat single dad with a dead wife, been missing for months, bet people contacted his father in law and told him about patric's whaling)
void - $900 (spent almost 1k then found out Phil was a piece of shit. Money well spent)
Rare_Tricks - $565 + $90 rum cake (Also whales out on youtube)
Perrythewhite - $425 (Also whales out on youtube)
Sardonicjerk - $225 (who?)
Skiznillett - $225 (who?)
Ether335 - $210 (who?)
Dick_Jones - $185 (Also whales out on youtube)

This should really give people an idea how mentally ill our society is. If you're giving a 42 year old hermit loser money for their attention, you've got problems, especially when you're dropping hundreds if not thousands.

Pimp is in the hundreds for Kino if I remember right
rend popped up a few times last month but has fucked off for the most part other than a 10 here & there
void hasn't donated since October and is still top 4 which says a lot about Phil and organic support
Sardonic is a Kino cuck
Skiznillett is a Phil fan but whaled once or twice at most
Ether is likely a sock of somebody, nearly has more gifted subs than chat messages

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil ordered doordash because his shoulder hut too much to cook the frozen burgers in his freezer.

 

[fukuyama]

"Hey guys, I'm going to give DSP money to play my game!!"

https://x.com/DexterJManning

Gave DSP some money and then said they will email DSP behind the scenes to play their shovelware for some price. They said in DMs they want DSP to ragequit their game.

 

[snort inquisition]

"Hey guys, I'm going to give DSP money to play my game!!"

https://x.com/DexterJManning

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Gave DSP some money and then said they will email DSP behind the scenes to play their shovelware.

was just coming to post about this
https://www.manningmedia.co.uk/about-3 his website

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Omfg he’s stopping the “grill Phil” segment of the wrestling show. His feelings were hurt

Oh no. Now I can’t listen to DSP dodge every question by giving sarcastic answers like a fucking child.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Meet Dexter J Manning (Faggot)

Verified account

https://www.youtube.com/@DexterManning/featured

https://www.manningmedia.co.uk/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2847440/Nooch_Farm/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410960/Normal_Person/

https://x.com/DexterJManning

Producer | Voice Actor (Home studio) | Game Dev | Working on “Normal Person” and "Nooch Farm" | | Business related enquires - dextermanning@outlook.com
West Midlands, England

 

[johnkimble123]

Calling restreamers grifters while he did a right wing/trump ball washing “political” show to grift the keno dents. My god, the projecting

*and failed at it

He's failed at some easy ass content... react & right-wing grifting react

 

[dent_whisperer]

Meet Dexter J Manning (Faggot)
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Wish old Phil was around because he would have called the guy a fag for this gay ass message.

 

[fukuyama]

On mobile, but apparently the youtube trailer vids by our dent dexter (dentor?) Have normal people just shitting all over his game.