Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Emily is so special, they only make her eyeglasses prescription in one size. I'm not opthalmologist but I'm not sure if that is true. Pretty much everything I've looked into says they make your lenses any size you want.
I think if you get your glasses for free through gibs that's the only way you're limited in what kind of frames you can get. There was a meme popularised in the UK in the 70/80s about poor people all having 'NHS glasses'.

In short, the reason she wears Trailer Park Boys goggles is probably because she's too poor to get normal ones.
 
Speaking of which, she's been unusually quiet on DA as of yesterday?

Maybe she finally tired herself out? Or she's too busy watching baby show, again?
She's been quiet on all known accounts since Monday morning, after her burst of mania Sunday with her latest atrocity forever staining the internet. There are more or less three possibilities as to what's going on:
  1. For once, Emily actually has stepped away from the internet and her constant bringing up years old drama and grudges that she's previously never shown any sign of being able to let go. This is by far the least likely outcome.
  2. Emily has completely abandoned the Uniloax name and didn't bother to do her usual thing of deleting/blanking accounts on the way out; she's probably doing everything she's done before on a new set of usernames that nobody's bothered looking for yet.
  3. Emily's gone on another involuntary vacation to somewhere not unlike The Meadows like she's done so many times previously, and given how all signs point to her medications either not working or her not taking them...
Time will eventually reveal what has occurred.
 
"I FEEL SEXUALLY HARRASSED RIGHT NOW" she said, twirling around and around like it's Trombonistas pfp but haram.
@Trombonista's pfp spins because she's a doll! and the creator thought spinning was a very doll-like activity.
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Emmy-poo spins because ?????
 
She's been quiet on all known accounts since Monday morning, after her burst of mania Sunday with her latest atrocity forever staining the internet. There are more or less three possibilities as to what's going on:
  1. For once, Emily actually has stepped away from the internet and her constant bringing up years old drama and grudges that she's previously never shown any sign of being able to let go. This is by far the least likely outcome.
  2. Emily has completely abandoned the Uniloax name and didn't bother to do her usual thing of deleting/blanking accounts on the way out; she's probably doing everything she's done before on a new set of usernames that nobody's bothered looking for yet.
  3. Emily's gone on another involuntary vacation to somewhere not unlike The Meadows like she's done so many times previously, and given how all signs point to her medications either not working or her not taking them...
Time will eventually reveal what has occurred.
My guess is that after a relaxing weekend, one of Emily's "helpers" came to work at the tard tower and was accosted by Emily. She explained how she was having mentals because her attempt to fix everything by posting her naked dance video backfired.

The tard wrangler then told Emily to think about maybe taking a break from the Internet for her health and safety.
 


"Ask permission." they say. YOU DENY IT!


so HOW am I to PROVE myself, if not forcing you to look at proof ?



ASKING gives you the right to say no technically and I am not trying to remove that right.


I want another way.



HOW can I provide proof NSFW included with OUT being deemed unwanted attention and being told straight up no because I feel like people WANT to lie?


Your "Joke" is stupid.

Firstly I'd have to find the excat AI system to even do that and there are thousands.

I aint got time for that shit.

think Logically. :|
We forgot you're so busy drawing a shitty copy of a centaur for the millionth time and sitting on your ass all day collecting food stamps right?
 
I know @Catgirls are Love is the best archiver here, and I don’t really have any social media I pay attention to.

Emily has seriously been silent for this long? Normally we get @Catgirls are Love posting some kind of archival information by now.

This is just so weird. I feel like a part of me is missing. How long is a 5150? Three days I believe. Maybe kiwi farms broke Emily’s wiring for a little bit.

I’m starting to truly think that post about how not getting direct attention and responses from us short circuited her wiring. I never actually blocked her just thought it was funny to pretend. Turns out that’s all it took was pretending (in some cases) that we didn’t see her to get another true and honest mental breakdown?

I think at this point, Emily is almost 100% in some kind of psych ward/hold. I don’t think there’s another explanation for this behavior.
 
Here's an Emo song for our entertainment monkey

I HAVE GONE OUT OF MY WAY,
TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DEMANDED. EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.

I HAVE SHOWN MY NAKED,
FULL BODY PUBLICLY.
I HAVE LIVE-STREAMED MY ENTIRE,
DAMN PC,
PLUS PROOF .
PLUS PROOF.

ALL I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO,
IS PROVE TO YOU,
I DESERVE MY EARNED EGO.
I PROVED I EDIT ON MY OWN.
I'VE FOUGHT BACK FOR YEARS NOW.
ANY -WAY POSSIBLE.
YOU.ARE.HOPELESS.
HOPELESS.

YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.

I'M TAKING IT AWAY FROM YOU,
UNTIL YOU CAN DO IT,
THE RIGHT WAY.
YOU WANT ME,
TO ENTERTAIN YOU?
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.

YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.

(THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TREAT SOMEONE AS A PUPPET.)

I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
 
Here's an Emo song for our entertainment monkey
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I HAVE GONE OUT OF MY WAY,
TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DEMANDED. EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.

I HAVE SHOWN MY NAKED,
FULL BODY PUBLICLY.
I HAVE LIVE-STREAMED MY ENTIRE,
DAMN PC,
PLUS PROOF .
PLUS PROOF.

ALL I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO,
IS PROVE TO YOU,
I DESERVE MY EARNED EGO.
I PROVED I EDIT ON MY OWN.
I'VE FOUGHT BACK FOR YEARS NOW.
ANY -WAY POSSIBLE.
YOU.ARE.HOPELESS.
HOPELESS.

YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.

I'M TAKING IT AWAY FROM YOU,
UNTIL YOU CAN DO IT,
THE RIGHT WAY.
YOU WANT ME,
TO ENTERTAIN YOU?
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.

YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
YOU TREAT ME AS THOUGH,
I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.

(THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TREAT SOMEONE AS A PUPPET.)

I'M AN ENTERTAINMENT MONKEY.
NO MORE.
NO MORE.
lol, what should we name the band? lol
 
I know @Catgirls are Love is the best archiver here, and I don’t really have any social media I pay attention to.

Emily has seriously been silent for this long? Normally we get @Catgirls are Love posting some kind of archival information by now.

This is just so weird. I feel like a part of me is missing. How long is a 5150? Three days I believe. Maybe kiwi farms broke Emily’s wiring for a little bit.

I’m starting to truly think that post about how not getting direct attention and responses from us short circuited her wiring. I never actually blocked her just thought it was funny to pretend. Turns out that’s all it took was pretending (in some cases) that we didn’t see her to get another true and honest mental breakdown?

I think at this point, Emily is almost 100% in some kind of psych ward/hold. I don’t think there’s another explanation for this behavior.
I vote we do it again and continue shit talking, see if we can't hit a record.
 
I know @Catgirls are Love is the best archiver here, and I don’t really have any social media I pay attention to.

Emily has seriously been silent for this long? Normally we get @Catgirls are Love posting some kind of archival information by now.

This is just so weird. I feel like a part of me is missing. How long is a 5150? Three days I believe. Maybe kiwi farms broke Emily’s wiring for a little bit.

I’m starting to truly think that post about how not getting direct attention and responses from us short circuited her wiring. I never actually blocked her just thought it was funny to pretend. Turns out that’s all it took was pretending (in some cases) that we didn’t see her to get another true and honest mental breakdown?

I think at this point, Emily is almost 100% in some kind of psych ward/hold. I don’t think there’s another explanation for this behavior.
We can never rule out that she has accounts we simply haven't found yet. At the same time, she toots because needs the attention. i.e, she needs us to see and react.
It's an extreme reaction but it does make sense in a way. Her vendetta is that we won't let her explain or show proof, despite being more than accommodating and politely telling her what she has is nonsense and proves nothing.

She's just not getting what she wants. If she wants to go crazy as a result, it ain't our problem.
 
We can never rule out that she has accounts we simply haven't found yet. At the same time, she toots because needs the attention. i.e, she needs us to see and react.
It's an extreme reaction but it does make sense in a way. Her vendetta is that we won't let her explain or show proof, despite being more than accommodating and politely telling her what she has is nonsense and proves nothing.

She's just not getting what she wants. If she wants to go crazy as a result, it ain't our problem.
She's sockin' alright. The only reason that we don't know what accounts are her socks is because she keep to be radio silent.

Unlike me, once... Motherfuckers release @Zryachy he's a good boyo and did NOTHING wrong.
 
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