DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Yung Dalph]

IIRC Doody has admitted to troll tip Phil under the name "tafsitak" (KatIsFat backwards).

Doody is the IRL character from the film Nightcrawler, who is so desperate for news to happen so he can cover it, that he starts creating his own news

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Doody is the IRL character from the film Nightcrawler, who is so desperate for news to happen so he can cover it, that he starts creating his own news

The dynamic with Doody and the other large detractor channels is interesting. They know he’s a money grubbing alog but he paypigs all of them and is wired into the infrastructure. They hold their noses.

I think he’s unbearable. Only detractor who approaches Phil levels of retardation and detestability.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

They said in DMs they want DSP to ragequit their game.

Already coping? Come on Dexter, don't be a faggot, you don't want Phil to ragequit your game but you also know it's very likely so what's the point of this "tee hee would be like soooo funny if you ragequit my game XD"? If you want to shill properly then give Phil the game and promise him the 150 for every stream he plays it and sit through him shitting on the game every single time while you whale it, otherwise why even bother?

If you come to Phil, you better be ready, because you don't just have to shill your shovelware, you have to pay upfront and then promise at least one goal, otherwise you're just a desperate poorfag who keeps making generic platformers. Try harder.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Underrated moment.
"But after having me on the show they realized how awesome... ... ...it is to actually collaborate"

You just KNOW he was about to say "they realized how awesome I am". Just imagine how Phil actually sees himself. No way he doesn't believe he has a six pack.

Imagine being this much of a cuck that you're two steps away from eating bugs live on stream because some Michelin Man motherfucker told you to. All because you want to have a friend grift from their retard fans.

 

[JamFlowMan]

*and failed at it

He's failed at some easy ass content... react & right-wing grifting react

Let it be known even if something gets a bad rap for being low effort it still won't work if you don't put ANY effort into it.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Now he's guilt tripping the dents for not hitting the second (yes, second) goal, he's "only" $45 away from hitting.
He's a step away from crying lol

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Now he's guilt tripping the dents for not hitting the second (yes, second) goal, he's "only" $45 away from hitting.
He's a step away from crying lol

Then, he started shaking his head in disappointment, then remembered the whole stupid larp about neck pain and grabbed his shoulder like a kid that's faking an injury.

 

[Comma]

Now he's guilt tripping the dents for not hitting the second (yes, second) goal, he's "only" $45 away from hitting.
He's a step away from crying lol

Then, he started shaking his head in disappointment, then remembered the whole stupid larp about neck pain and grabbed his shoulder like a kid that's faking an injury.

Clip:

Absolutely shameless, even by his extremely low standards... He's throwing every guilt-tripping tactic he has at the sad and lonely individuals that unironically support him, while sitting on $254 after playing a video game for roughly 2 hours.

• "Muh neck."
• "I've put in so much work." (read: played a video game for 2 hours)
• Doing this whole "disappointed dad" act
• Aggressively pushing for goals to be hit by a certain date, while he himself changed the goal """system""" so hitting goals wouldn't be mandatory, effectively completely nullifying said "'"system"""
• And last but not least: he received $327(!) in contributions on the earlier stream today, which makes it a total of $581 today.

EDIT: went back to search for when he pigsplained the new goal system. Clip:

(Archived source: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=M6qnVOtd_oI)

It has been exactly two months since he made these promises - what a night and day difference compared to his (returning) demeanor... They turned out to be straight-up lies completely by his own doing, including the promise to play Stellar Blade, which he simply decided to not fulfill because he's afraid of boobs.

The contradiction is so unreal when you put these together:

This man is seriously mentally ill, and it will only get worse.

 

[dent_whisperer]

If it's fine to mock someone for being fat and hairy while awake, what's wrong with doing it while they're asleep? He's disgusting looking in all situations.

Because its usually not mocking him for sleeping its that people will instantly take the opposing stance to whatever Phil is doing no matter what, even if its something stupid as fuck. Phil sleeps on a bed and there will be at least one person getting on his ass about how he hates the environment because the bed frame is made of wood, he sleeps on a floor and he will get mocked for being to poor have a bed, he puts bread in a freezer and people start acting like they've never seen it done in their entire lives.

I'm all for dunking on Phil but doing it on such trivial little things when there are so many other things to do it over is why he can say with a straight face that detractors are obsessed nut cases and not be completely wrong.

 

[fukuyama]

If you wanna know what kind of retard Dextor is to give dso money to clout chase and promote his game, see the image. You can tell he's coping so hard because he literally was begging dsp via superchats to play his game and would email DSP behind da seems. More proof doody should kill himself alongside the Dent Dextor.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

And last but not least: he received $327(!) in contributions on the earlier stream today, which makes it a total of $581 today.

Makes you think he should have rethinked this system further since he is including superchats and all that bullshit, that maybe he shouldn't reset the goals per streams and keep it continuous throughout the day.

Then maybe he could have milked $19 more out of people so they coulda hit an extra goal and not let the momentum go to waste.

Also he has mentioned, and optimistically speaking, that he will definitely hit a couple goals tomorrow. Just revealing his preplanned scheming out loud like this like everyone is eating glue and not paying attention. Chill Ninja Gaiden on easy and Mouthwash(NO ONE SHOWS UP FOR INDIES BTW)?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Weird how the new goal system that totally isn't a streak and therefore it's better because it doesn't have the pressure of hitting it every stream somehow now has the pressure of having to hit it at least twice per stream. Remember when reaching $150 meant a victory lap and felting the detractors? Now hitting $150 unlocks an even more aggressive beg to reach $300. Truly improved system.


As for Dextor or whatever his name is, please, by all means, get involved with Phil directly: send him your game, pay him to do a full playthrough, tell him to be honest. By all means go the "detractors mean, now I support DSP out of spite" route, I want to see his reaction when Phil scams him and only plays for 30 minutes after taking his money before quitting and saying it's a piece of shit game and the developer is a talentless hack and then let's see Dexter either fold like a bitch or try to complain/get a refund only for Phil to shit on him for an hour and say he's not getting his money back.

Dude already admitted to watching detractors, good luck giving Phil money and then telling him to review your product. I'm sure he will be a man of honor and not a whiny baby.
Serious, just how utterly retarded you have to be? You admit to watching highlights, you know how Phil is and how he scams people, yet you willingly decide to give him money so he can shit on your game and scam you. I want to see it because these faggots never learn. They think Phil is just le funny angry gamer XD so by all means get involved with Phil directly. Learn why he has +15k pages of discussion. Pay him to take a shit on you, I'm sure that'll be great publicity and not a fraction of a stream no one will even care about.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I'm all for dunking on Phil but doing it on such trivial little things when there are so many other things to do it over is why he can say with a straight face that detractors are obsessed nut cases and not be completely wrong.

That's a dumb generalization, you're talking about a handful of people that nitpick everything Dave does and edge cases that take things too far and call the cops to his house etc.

 

[dent_whisperer]

That's a dumb generalization, you're talking about a handful of people that nitpick everything Dave does and edge cases that take things too far and call the cops to his house etc.

I see your point but the autists that nitpick every little thing aren't one or two isolated cases.

 

[Balr0g]

How nice of Phil to describe himself in his latest rant about why Smark Guys is failing. If I would list all of the lies and contradictions Phil has pulled out of his gout ridden ass I would have at least a full bible (though probably more like a GoT volume collection). I mean the cherry on top was that detractors brainwash their audience to give them money. Watching TBS as a main source I can definetly tell they don't make much on their shows. RawPhil also doesn't seem to make much. Phil is nothing but a side income. They all have real jobs. Yes Phil, REAL jobs. You are just a glorified beggar who doesn't sit on a street corner but in a condo with expensive nicknacks. And of course he will hit his set goal today. I am just wiaitng for the whining on Friday "Why is no one supporting YOU-YES YOU - asked for this!"

 

[porkypork99]

ppp got too close to the sun and the segment got removed. tax cheat and bankruptcy fraud( 2 dsp sins) were likely giving him too much anxiety after the show.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I see your point but the autists that nitpick every little thing aren't one or two isolated cases.

This is KF nigga, the amount of nitpicking Phail gets is around the same that the deathfats on Beauty Parlor get. Makes sense that he gets treated the same way fat bitches do on this site given that he's a closet queen.

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't think its that ppp actually believes anything phil says, ppp is fucking with phil just enough so that phil doesn't ragequit the stream and never talk to anyone else again. If ppp actually pressed phil harder on this stuff, phil would just shut down the stream in all likelihood. Ppp is slowly milking phil for content rather than going for one big gotcha moment it seems. Its obvious ppp is baffled/frustrated with the answers he gets from phil. None of ppp's responses ever give the appearance that he's falling for any of the pignosis.

Also another shoutout to ppp for using my question, although I really wish they would have played the clip like ppp suggested. Instead we got another deflection/non-answer from phil.

Shame the segment got axed before I could even respond to these. But because I know PPP (I call him a fat retard, but that hardly narrows things down) reads these. I want to congratulate him on showing us how to troll phil. Got that rare footage of Phil lying. Something only, literally every single other detractor has. And none of them even had to put out effort. And I would bet a fair few of them made more money out of it too.

And to really add insult to injury. Sidescrollers got to insult him and berate him. And he took it. And they didn't even give him the money they made doing it. So, after coming and claiming you were gonna show us how it was done, you were nice to Phil Burnell, gave him money, had your segment ended, and got less content out of him than any other detractor ever has.

I am not a brain rotted zoomer, so I might be doing this wrong. But I think you got felted.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I see your point but the autists that nitpick every little thing aren't one or two isolated cases.

You sound fat

 

[HorseSense]

Nice work, idiots. Grill phil is cancelled because Phil's audience didn't like it.

Trolls lose again.

In a way it's sad (pathetic) that the only audience DSP thinks is available are detractors. All the interviews and trauma and no gains except from Kino Casino, and even that is fading. DSP and PPP made an error of mistaking observation for appreciation.

The scene is 1965 Bridgeport, CT. Imagine a mobster (with a legit Italian sandwich shop), being observed by the police. The cops laugh as they see him fumble lies to his wife and his mistress. The cops come by the sandwich shop just to taunt him. He screams "If ya gonna sit there, at least buy something!". The cops laugh and leave.

I don't know where I was going with that but Gwet Fukt Grilled Phil.