Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I found the next Weapon-kun.
 
When you think about it, then Yandere Dev's whining might be the best advertisement for Yandere School there is. I wonder how many of his lurkers get curious what this is all about and try it out.

And while on the topic, why doesn't he turn his approach in the Twitch thing and advertise it as "Too adult for Twitch" or something like that? Of course he is missing out on the Twitch shekel's but on the other hand this could spread his recognition even more.
 
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Yeah, see, that's too good of an idea, marketing the game from a "TOO HOT FOR TWITCH" standpoint. That would actually spread the word about his game and Twitch's weirdness while making him look good in the process.

Instead we gotta have weird autistic screeching and constant B-BUT THESE GAMES ARE ALLOWED ON TWITCH IT'S NOT FAIR. Don't want to have too many normies in the fanbase, after all!
 
Plot twist: Three weeks ago the code finally succumbed to its weak foundations and Eva is unable to fix it. The last month has purely been a smokescreen to distract from the fact that development has ceased. The whining content carries on for another 2 Patreon payments and then he breaks the news that YanSim is being abandoned. He plays the vitcim and blames Yandere School. He leaves the Patreon up for an extra month to make a final cash sweep from the supporters who didn't cancel their subscriptions. He goes back to streaming 12 hours per day while his mom brings him snacks. Thankyou momma.
 
Plot twist: Three weeks ago the code finally succumbed to its weak foundations and Eva is unable to fix it. The last month has purely been a smokescreen to distract from the fact that development has ceased. The whining content carries on for another 2 Patreon payments and then he breaks the news that YanSim is being abandoned. He plays the vitcim and blames Yandere School. He leaves the Patreon up for an extra month to make a final cash sweep from the supporters who didn't cancel their subscriptions. He goes back to streaming 12 hours per day while his mom brings him snacks. Thankyou momma.

This is the moment I have been waiting for for a very long time. He kept stacking spaghetti code higher and higher. It was only a matter of time until he managed to break Unity. I am so excited to see the thunderous shitstorm that will surely occur when the fans realize daddydev has turned his back on them. His reaction will be pretty funny too, I bet. I'm hoping for the chimpout of the century. It would be a fitting ending to the YandereDev saga.

I wonder what's next for EvaXephon? Maybe he will become a cook and try to make actual spaghetti (he will find a way to burn it, I'm sure), or maybe he will finally try to make Lunar Scythe, proceeding to make the exact same mistakes as he did with Yandere Simulator.
 
Now what's the bet, that when someone actually streams Yandere School, Eva will be the first person to report it. Then make a whole bunch of sock puppets just to report it, and/or get his army of twelvies to report it.

Now you know what'd be funny, if Eva actually streamed the game on his own account then report it, and in the process him getting his account banned....
I doubt anyone is that stupid, but I live in hope.

I do wonder that when unity does finally self combust onto itself, and Eva can't or wont fix it, what his exit strategy is?
A: Makes a Video and Blog Post about it and disappears quietly
B: Keeps on stalling while directing his videos towards Twitch, and Yandere School, trying to earn those extra shekels
C: Actually announces that Osana is complete and to play the Bugfest you have to go through a paywall, only to receive nothing. While he disappears quickly and quietly never to be seen or heard of again.
 
When you think about it, then Yandere Dev's whining might be the best advertisement for Yandere School there is. I wonder how many of his lurkers get curious what this is all about and try it out.

And while on the topic, why doesn't he turn his approach in the Twitch thing and advertise it as "Too adult for Twitch" or something like that? Of course he is missing out on the Twitch shekel's but on the other hand this could spread his recognition even more.
Yeah, see, that's too good of an idea, marketing the game from a "TOO HOT FOR TWITCH" standpoint. That would actually spread the word about his game and Twitch's weirdness while making him look good in the process.

Instead we gotta have weird autistic screeching and constant B-BUT THESE GAMES ARE ALLOWED ON TWITCH IT'S NOT FAIR. Don't want to have too many normies in the fanbase, after all!
He didn't think of it because he's :stupid:. He'll probably do it now since he does vaguely read this thread like most PoIs do.
 
Yeah, see, that's too good of an idea, marketing the game from a "TOO HOT FOR TWITCH" standpoint. That would actually spread the word about his game and Twitch's weirdness while making him look good in the process.

Instead we gotta have weird autistic screeching and constant B-BUT THESE GAMES ARE ALLOWED ON TWITCH IT'S NOT FAIR. Don't want to have too many normies in the fanbase, after all!
I think the difference here is that Eva has more or less slapped a huge "pedo game" sticker on YanSim, even if unintentionally.

Seriously, he almost never shut up about panties and the fact that they were all high school aged (except the teachers, obviously). Those two things alone are warning signs as they are. Putting them together, and I can see why Twitch decided to banhammer the game.
 
So he is still whining to twitch about it huh? Of course, it was just too good to end there... Allright, i'll try to argue with Alex here again.

For the purpose of this suggestion, let us establish two types of games:

1. Pornographic games.
2. Games that contain nudity/sexual content, but are NOT pornographic in nature.

Let us estabilish two things right here:

1-Yandere Sim has much bigger problems than just nudity, so this whole argument is weak in the first place.
2-You can't separate games as "The ones i fap to" and "the ones i don't fap to", it's not that black and white.

Pornographic games can be defined very easily; the sole purpose of the game is provide sexual gratification. Examples:

The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
Artificial Academy
Artificial Girl
Battle Rape
RapeLay

All those games have rape Alex, they would be banned even if it weren't porn games. Unrelated but i do not like how you consider rape sexual gratification.

Some of the games on Twitch's list of prohibited games contain nudity/sexual content, but were NOT created for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Examples:

What's Under Your Blanket?
Yandere Simulator
Genital Jousting
Second Life

Blanket is about masturbating in secret, genital jousting is about controlling a dick into asses and Second Life is a godless hell hole. Yandere Sim might not be explicit but can easily be seen as a fetish game. Even if you're not fapping to it, it's more than sexual enough to justify a twitch ban.

We could have:

1. Prohibited - Completely banned.
2. Restricted - Locked behind an 18+ "age gate".
3. Neither - Visible to everyone.

That's a useless suggestion. As you just said, you already have to say you're +18 to check mature streams so what's the point? No seriously, what is the point? Any kid can simply lie about their age and get through. It's either banned or not. There is no in between with this Alex.

If ALL non-pornographic games with nudity/sexual content were treated the same way - everything from South Park to Conan to Yandere Simulator - then Twitch would benefit in multiple ways:

1. Broadcasters would be able to stream non-pornographic games that are currently prohibited.
2. Viewers would have a greater degree of control over the type of content that they want to watch.
3. Twitch would never be accused of inconsistent rule enforcement or suspected of biased judgements.

1- But twitch doesn't want that, that's why they banned the games! Why would they want a game like Genital Jousting in the front page??? It hurts you image and sponsors.
2-How exactly do i get "more degree of control"? People watch what they want to watch, it makes no difference.
3-Twitch rules are simple as hell. Everything is okay but X games are banned. If it's mature game, the streamer needs to warn the viewer. That all they do and you're making a big deal for no reason. It's a private company and they don't owe you anything.

This is just sad, give up Alex, even if this actually happens Twitch will not give your game a chance unless it's finished. The fact that you're fighting so hard to prove Yandere Sim is not a sexual gratification game only makes it look worse, it's like an creepy guy screaming "please give me a chance, i swear it's not porn!"
 
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Honestly Alex is pulling off one of those "fight for my cause", "the world should change so my fetish sim can bank profit" type of stuff just like all those other corrupt people that hop onto social issues for personal unrelated gain but not without putting patreon links next to "the sky is blue #woke".

Alex is trying to use this "fight for the RIGHTS of us indie devs!!!!" "my game is being oppressed!" breath-piece when what he really just wants is the world to do things like: accept actual pedophilia into society and think "twitch is abunch of sjws for not letting my fetish game in!" and make the world more welcoming of home-schooled pedophelic social rejects that mooch off their rich parents so they can express their sexual fantasies in the form of indie games.

At least other people in his position just do things like draw creepy stuff on deviant-art and keep to themselves but someone gave this one Unity and fast internet and look what happens.
 
You know, it just hit me how he said, "No where in the (twitch) rules does it say you can't kill children." I was so busy laughing at how insane that sentence was that I didn't realize he admitted the characters in the game are children.

With a panty shot mechanic.

On top all his "these games aren't banned!" whining, he seemed to have missed that rockstar's school setting game, Bully, has zero killing. There are a couple of times when you have to do minor sexual misconduct (taking a picture of a girl in a towel for slander, and stealing girls' laundry) but it's incredibly brief and put in an intensely negative light. You even spend a mission undoing the former because the character feels like shit about it.

Rockstar gets this, it's common sense. Eva is beyond exceptional because wow.
 
You know, it just hit me how he said, "No where in the (twitch) rules does it say you can't kill children." I was so busy laughing at how insane that sentence was that I didn't realize he admitted the characters in the game are children.

With a panty shot mechanic.

On top all his "these games aren't banned!" whining, he seemed to have missed that rockstar's school setting game, Bully, has zero killing. There are a couple of times when you have to do minor sexual misconduct (taking a picture of a girl in a towel for slander, and stealing girls' laundry) but it's incredibly brief and put in an intensely negative light. You even spend a mission undoing the former because the character feels like shit about it.

Rockstar gets this, it's common sense. Eva is beyond exceptional because wow.

The PE Teacher, who gives you the mission to steal teenage girl's knickers in the first place, is also portrayed as a massive perv and gets fired in the end for leching on one of the students.
 
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idk what the fuck this, but you do you man. you do you.
 
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