StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[just Reading a post]

Styx will never be a wizard. He has no wand, he has no pointy hat, he has no spells.
Etc.

I don't know about that. His smack a bitch spell seems to be working fine. Just has a long incantation and cooldown.
"O Stoolass who fucked a duck, dis bitch be talking instead of giving me suck, imbue my hand with the power, or i might throw this bitch off a tower."
Range 5 yards
5000 mana cost
Only can be used against females weaker than the caster.
Its a fist wizard spell.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I'm starting to believe in styx' magic powers, there's no other explanation why no one bullies him.

You missed all of the stories about how Styx is scared to leave the house. That is a good way to not get the shit beat out of himself.

 

[Marty Robbins]

I'm gonna die from puking while laughing... he insisted I was jealous. I'm not jealous I'm fucking disgusted at all of this. Disgusted, disappointed. It was bad enough he is how he is, but to put this garlic-butter-faced dry spaghetti ass having menopausal bottle blonde's cunt in his mouth and then try to kiss me after and lie about it?? AND THEN CALL ME JEALOUS?? What am I to be jealous over? I'm sickened by your existence, it's a plague on my memory and I'm forver tainted and afraid to let anyone touch me after being defiled by this man.

"I took solace with a friend because you were being mean to me"

I hope that she's worth it. She's WAY nicer than I ever will be to you.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm starting to believe in styx' magic powers, there's no other explanation why no one bullies him.

He never leaves his fucking house and Quarterpounder w/ cheese owns him as an indentured servant because the one time he did leave his house he was arrested for domestic violence.

 

[mickrussom]

He never leaves his fucking house and Quarterpounder w/ cheese owns him as an indentured servant because the one time he did leave his house he was arrested for domestic violence.

And while Lord Tarl Warwick of Rutland on Chasanna was out of his house that one time for band camp, he was recorded as saying the following

"As of you, you've made your bed now lay in it.
I don't care if you're crying. It makes no difference to me.
You've treated me like absolute shit this entire time.
You won't answer the question because of course the question invalidates your particular opinions.
How lovely. I'm so imperfect. I'm so terrible. And you're just, everything about you is perfect, and divine with your tarot cards..."

QPC Jeremy also indicated that his bail was around 4k which was a significant portion of his monthly take. So Tarl must be swimming in it especially socking away all that loot while living at mom's house. Tarl, despite being in a lawsuit with the jilted Sam, did order his mother, Queen Mother Pamela, to shelter Samantha Keister by order of the King.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Imagine as it were a strange scenario where a man attempts to ensure that a person is able to be housed because they couldn't stand the thought of them being homeless right before Christmas because they had a seasonal rental with them. They wanted them to be able to access their three kids because of a separate local court case requiring local residency, which is costly in their area, and they had met their children and thought they were very sweet and deserved time with their mother. They paid thousands for a legal case against their father to defend them. They bought everything as able, including a 5,000 dollar trailer just to have private space.

They made a mistake. They would apologize, but there is no way to do so. They were not lying about their care for this person. And now a large number of people consider them a horrible person. How sad it must be for them that they cannot tell the full story.

Are they fucked up and messy? Yes.
Do they make mistakes? Yes.
Are they dubiously sane? Yes.

That does not mean they do not care, and they would not lash out at their ex even if antagonized. If their ex attacked them they would even refuse to defend themselves.

Odd days.

Hello (maybe) styx.

Would you care to confirm how much of your ancestry is of Skaven origin? Thread autists would love to speculate about your mastery of chaos magic and that would be immensely helpful towards turning said speculation into more educated guesses. Thank you.

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

@Laylithe give it a rest girl. Can’t believe you’re still arguing with these people. Go make videos on YouTube. Or are you a cog in the machine?

I say this with every bit of love I can muster. Move on and find Jesus. Not Tarl's midwit deliberate misinterpretation of Jesus. Not Julian's schizophrenic idea that we are all Jesus because metaphysics.

The Jesus that willingly sacrificed himself to save you from your sins and wants you to accept His forgiveness so you can start to forgive yourself.

I suggest you drive to a church in a town you don't know if you're worried about being judged. You can ask for a pastor to sit down and just listen to you. Better a stranger than no one at all.

Read 1 Corinthians 12:27

If he kills himself we don't get anymore KAHNTENT.

Cohentent*

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Mr I am a transexuel. Wait. No I am a Nazi. What way is the wind blowing?
Ahh Yea Im A Christan. You are worse than styx. You should 41% yourself.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Mr I am a transexuel. Wait. No I am a Nazi. What way is the wind blowing?
Ahh Yea Im A Christan. You are worse than styx. You should 41% yourself.

Suicide is never the answer because 1. it stops future content, but more importantly 2. suicide robs someone of the chance of redemption. I like a burning trainwreck as much as the next guy, but a full on redemption story is way more satisfying and always possible if very very very unlikely.

The only crime Julian has committed is triple posting. Seriously @Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo, learn how to use the quote system.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Hmmm. Irritable.

 

[Godmode]

Hmmm. Irritable.

What's the goodbye about? Has his contract with Stollas run out?

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

What's the goodbye about? Has his contract with Stollas run out?

He got coughed up like an owl pellet. We knew it had to happen sometime.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Hmmm. Irritable.

As he approaches 40 he is acting more a more like a fat goth teenage girl. All caps vagueposting is never a good look

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

As he approaches 40 he is acting more a more like a fat goth teenage girl. All caps vagueposting is never a good look

Shitfaced again for his livestream yesterday, which was an amorphous splatter. He has a compulsion to destroy anything good he'd built. People who feel like impostors often do.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

As he approaches 40 he is acting more a more like a fat goth teenage girl. All caps vagueposting is never a good look

A splattered amalgamation of skin, bone, blood and organs that occurs after jumping off a 20+ story building WOULD be a good look for him.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

A splattered amalgamation of skin, bone, blood and organs that occurs after jumping off a 20+ story building WOULD be a good look for him.

He's removed the "GOODBYE" post. Because his blood is probably 80 proof by now and although he claims (mistakenly) that he's coherent while drunk, he realizes on some level that he can't produce product without making his sponsors reconsider their investment. So he's dipping out to cover his impaired state. Pretending to have intrinsic insomnia only washes a couple of times. Have any of his sponsors bailed out yet?

 

[anscochrome]

"Have any of his sponsors bailed out yet?"

I've been wondering this myself. If they all began pulling out one by one, the loss of revenue would probably lead to more destructive behavior.

I can't imagine Antoines of Roanoke, Texas wants their product linked to bad vibes, "Antoine's Billtong, the choice of owl worshipping Black Magic practioners since 2023"

 

[Godmode]

"Have any of his sponsors bailed out yet?"

I've been wondering this myself. If they all began pulling out one by one, the loss of revenue would probably lead to more destructive behavior.

I can't imagine Antoines of Roanoke, Texas wants their product linked to bad vibes, "Antoine's Billtong, the choice of owl worshipping Black Magic practioners since 2023"

Wait Styx has sponsors? For all the money he grifts, he still cyber-begs for viewers to buy him new laptops.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Wait Styx has sponsors? For all the money he grifts, he still cyber-begs for viewers to buy him new laptops.

Jeremy, sadly, has sponsors. Styx may catch some of that largesse just by happenstance.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Jeremy, sadly, has sponsors. Styx may catch some of that largesse just by happenstance.

Tarl had (at least back when I was still watching him) a stable of people he would "shout out". It went from viewers sending him product for a shout out to I believe actual fiscal partnerships. The billtong was one, but there were several others at the time.