Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What is this fucking idiot going on about? With every interaction that Eric July had with Rekieta, Eric July came out fine, Rekieta revealed himself to be an absolute laughing stock.

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I could be charitable and say that Nick is a lying faggot who's trying to rewrite history, but I bet he actually believes in his nitrous fugue that he actually put the black man in his place.

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What is it with e-celeb orbiters who are really unfunny making a gimmick of using puppets? There's the Melton cocksucker, there was some person who orbited Daxipad and would make puppets about Eric July, and the other day I got some DSP hater making one about DSP and Kino Casino. No one outside of Voxis Productions should be allowed to make puppet YouTube comedy videos because they've all sucked.

They're practicing their puppet skills so they can lure kids into their web of horror with greater effectiveness.

If you use a puppet, I just assume you're an insectoid hiding your true motives behind a furry facade.

 

[Shig O'nella]

What is it with e-celeb orbiters who are really unfunny making a gimmick of using puppets?

Use puppets = puppetmaster.

They're more surface than a 2D universe.

 

[Folgers Can]

I'm quite convinced someone who doesn't pay their mortgage, doesn't keep their legal education up to date and doesn't keep their LLC filings up to date is ALSO not keeping their taxes up to date.

Lord, for the love of all that is holy, please make that arc happen this year. At least being shaken down for every last penny might force him to stream again, and it'll be the stuff threepeats are made of:

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh let’s be honest it’s rough to fund the cocaine habits of an entire polycule and hiring escorts. And now he just gives superchat money to a fat pedo.

Very sad fall from grace now that he can’t throw money at people to get them to like him. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised April bounced too because she couldn’t get drugs as easily now.

Again, Coomalot, who was one of Nick's best friends and has no reason to lie, said Nick was spending 5 figures a month on escorts and cocaine

Nick's degeneracy runs far deeper than even he's willing to admit

 

[AnOminous]

It's July's fault:

This mongo thinks he came across well in that? He came across as a slithering snake pretending to be giving "helpful" advice to a guy when he's Diddler Dax's cat's paw in Diddler's weird jihad against the guy. At worst July came across as not really being nimble on his feet verbally with someone pulling slithering snake scummy lawyer tactics.

On top of that I don't remember a damn word Nick said in that whole thing but literally EVERYONE remembers "nonpracticing lawyer" (though he actually shot down Nick's fake "advice" by saying he gets his legal advice from a practicing lawyer) and "whitebread ass nigga."

So you could say July is not exactly a silver tongued devil, but at least he's not a devil, and as far as whose punches connected hard (to the point Nick is still angrily seething about them), the unanimous decision goes to July.

I could be charitable and say that Nick is a lying faggot who's trying to rewrite history, but I bet he actually believes in his nitrous fugue that he actually put the black man in his place.

I don't know what's more pathetic, lying about something where EVERYONE saw him make a total snake of himself, or actually sincerely believing he came off well. He must have trouble picking up on social cues.

No one outside of Voxis Productions should be allowed to make puppet YouTube comedy videos because they've all sucked.

That verbalase cow is also switching to puppets.

 

[Telemeter]

This mongo thinks he came across well in that? He came across as a slithering snake pretending to be giving "helpful" advice to a guy when he's Diddler Dax's cat's paw in Diddler's weird jihad against the guy. At worst July came across as not really being nimble on his feet verbally with someone pulling slithering snake scummy lawyer tactics.

That's particularly funny cause the real reason for the entire Eric July feud vs Dick (and therefore Rekieta and co.) is solely because when Juju got onto a Flashcast with July to talk to him for the first time, it only took 30 mins for July to tell Juju he's a disingenuous fraud who's handing out shit advice for his own amusement and so Juju's opinion is noted and discarded. Almost with those exact words.

July perfectly read Juju and called out exactly what he is and what he does to his face in less than an hour, something Rekieta, Ralph, and everyone who orbits Dax is unable to do in years.

That was what triggered the entire retarded feud against July, the most bitch made and womanly reason imaginable.

And now Rekieta is basically trying to use that reasoning, it's like he internalized Juju's hurt ego, LOL.

 

[Peace Through Power]

On top of that I don't remember a damn word Nick said in that whole thing but literally EVERYONE remembers "nonpracticing lawyer" (though he actually shot down Nick's fake "advice" by saying he gets his legal advice from a practicing lawyer) and "whitebread ass nigga."

"I hope you make a million dollars"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"I hope you make a million dollars"

I hope he has life insurance and makes his wife a million dollars during his Vegas trip.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nick showed that Eric July guy who the REAL hood nigga is. Drug charges, child neglect, adultery, etc.

Eric July, yield to the true nigger.

Very sad fall from grace now that he can’t throw money at people to get them to like him.

I'm actually kind of low key excited to see how the fat pedo's fans and other guests mistreat and troll Rekieta irl. I know there isn't going to be a ton of of people there, but if you're a host of another podcast taking the easy W against this child abusing, hole-brained crack head has got to be an alluring prospect, especially with all the material pretty much ready-made and accessible. Even Fatty Patty regularly dunks on him on stream.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta Media LLC is still a registered entity in Texas. But it's right to transact business in Texas is currently forfeited due to reports not being filed and fees not being paid.

The entity continues to exist, but it cannot use the texas courts to defend itself legally and its officers (i.e. Nick) are personally liable for all the debts of the entity. This is somewhat important in the Montagraph case in that the LLC (assuming Nick was actually using it) currently offers Nick no legal protection whatsoever.

Its also more evidence of how broke Nick is. Maintaining this particular LLC was of great benefit to him and keeping it current would have required very little money.

His apparent legal theory for how the Rekieta Media LLC would be a perfect litigation shield for him to defame people at will doesn't work since he can be sued in his personal capacity. My guess has always been that Randazza told him that was stupid and he eventually let it lapse because it no longer had any value to him.

His idea of putting that LLC in Texas was to avail himself of Texas's generous anti-SLAPP law if he ever got sued for defamation. However, he got sued for defamation and they just went straight for Nick. He couldn't fight to move it to Texas partly because he almost certainly didn't correctly set up this LLC to provide him any real protection.

I don't think he realized he could still be sued in his capacity as a person. It may have worked better if somebody had tried to sue him for something a guest said on his show, but he probably didn't set it up correctly anyway.

 

[Captain Manning]

I could be charitable and say that Nick is a lying faggot who's trying to rewrite history, but I bet he actually believes in his nitrous fugue that he actually put the black man in his place.

While Nick is ultimately responsible for his own actions, I would be remiss if I didn't point out (yet again) that part of the problem here is the Comicsgate weirdos (nominally led by EVS, and egged on by Juju) that are stroking Nick's ego to the point where it's easier for him to believe he won some grand victory against July.

Nick craves affirmation for everything he does, which is why he hangs out with scum like Melton now. So that people will tell him what he wants to hear. That he's a chad, and Aaron is the Anti-Christ.

The people that suck Nick's dick like this do him absolutely no favors. In the long run, the people that tell him to eat shit and walk away are far more beneficial to him. That is, assuming he has any capacity for change (which I would concede is debatable). He just can't or won't see it.

This is why I predict the Balldoguards are gonna essentially help him get into further trouble, or even a probation violation. Said trouble might have already happened depending on how the alleged data breach played out.

If you surround yourself with nothing but yes men (as Nick is certainly want to do), you are only asking for trouble.

True friends offer constructive criticism. Sycophants enable. Nick only wants sycophants, and until that changes there is slim hope that Nick ever will.

 

[Owlbear]

His apparent legal theory for how the Rekieta Media LLC would be a perfect litigation shield for him to defame people at will doesn't work since he can be sued in his personal capacity. My guess has always been that Randazza told him that was stupid and he eventually let it lapse because it no longer had any value to him.

Exactly. Rekieta Media LLC was just another "magic spell" that Nick thought would get him out of trouble for being a cunt. It turns out that life doesn't actually work that way (for a variety of reasons).

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm actually kind of low key excited to see how the fat pedo's fans and other guests mistreat and troll Rekieta irl. I know there isn't going to be a ton of of people there, but if you're a host of another podcast taking the easy W against this child abusing, hole-brained crack head has got to be an alluring prospect, especially with all the material pretty much ready-made and accessible. Even Fatty Patty regularly dunks on him on stream.

While I have no doubt that Melton and his fans "support" Rekieta entirely out of self-interest (his near constant vitriol against Aaron is beneficial to them), I don't think they're gonna turn on him as long as Aaron has his show and Nick is happy to keep alogging him daily. It would take something like Aaron completely fucking off and them having nothing to talk about anymore in order for that to happen.

Indeed, building off my last post, I think Nick is subconsciously aware of this, and is happy to keep going for the dopamine hit and asspats.

Nick is obsessed with Aaron, but also playing to a crowd while looking to rebuild his shattered fanbase with whatever warm bodes he can get (preferably those with superchat money).

Very early on, Nick might have benefited from having that guy Marcus Aurelius hired to keep his ego in check ("You're only a man"), but it takes some humility in the first place to see the value in something that, and I think he's too far gone now. His ego got bigger every year. As early as 2020 he was a lost cause. Convinced he was an infallible genius. He'd just throw a tantrum at such a person and call them a fat incel prude.

 

[Thugnificent]

The people that suck Nick's dick like this do him absolutely no favors.

Good. Seeing NPD losers eat shit over and over again is a big reason for why I use this site.

 

[Melty Butter]

More mockery of July. (The "no trespass" sign issue happens to be a real legal argument in TX; I remember that in the debate. Not that it FUCKING MATTERS. He's like a sad Irish/Polish drunk at a bar reliving his past non-owns.)

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Pres of Columbia makes it all okay.

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I forget the lore on Erik Wong but I'm sure someone will remind me.

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[Vibralldo]

Pres of Columbia makes it all okay.

Nick not beating the "he thinks he's an expert on cocaine cuz of YouTube videos" allegations

 

[AnOminous]

Exactly. Rekieta Media LLC was just another "magic spell" that Nick thought would get him out of trouble for being a cunt. It turns out that life doesn't actually work that way (for a variety of reasons).

Had he kept all the assets in the LLC and the IP in the LLC, he would have been able to make an at least semi-plausible argument that Monty was actually suing the LLC for things the LLC did, and availed himself of either Texas jurisdiction or the choice-of-law provisions that Texas SLAPP law would apply.

This is what got used to curbstomp Vic Mignogna. Thanks to Ty Beard's utter retardation and incompetence.

Instead, he got sued in Minnesota, personally, with his LLC basically worthless for any venue or jurisdiction purposes, thanks to his own utter drug-induced idiocy. That's why he had to pay something like six figures for a doomed interlocutory appeal trying to import another SLAPP law from another state.

Considering his absolute incompetence at maintaining the Texas LLC, I'm pretty skeptical his attempt to use Texas anti-SLAPP would have been any more successful. But it probably would have at least cost less than the absurd, novel, and doomed argument he paid Marc Randazza enormous amounts of money to advance and lose with.

 

[Captain Manning]

Pres of Columbia makes it all okay.

Oh, give me a fucking break.

President of shithole third-world country, where many politicians are in the back pocket of one or more violent cartels, says cocaine isn't really that bad and banning it is racist or some shit. Nick wholeheartedly agrees.

Look, if you're Latin American, I want you to know, I get it. At least half of the problem here is dumb faggot gingos in the north, like Nick, who form a very lucrative market for such poison. That is but one reason why Nick needs to face consequences for his actions. However, what the Columbian president said here is mind numbingly stupid and irresponsible.

Is it any wonder how Nick championing bullshit propaganda like this makes it much easier for people to believe he dosed his daughter?

There are some things Coomy said that are actually believable when cross-referenced against things Nick has said. That Nick believes coke is harmless, or even medicinal, is one of them.

Nick isn't the slightest bit sorry he had coke in the house. He's sorry he got caught.

I forget the lore on Erik Wong but I'm sure someone will remind me.

Damn. I just mentioned Marcus Aurelius in my previous post in a different context. Creepy.

 

[Melty Butter]

ETA: He's waxing philosophical now:
Credit where due. I had to consider the wider definition of the word "make".
Landed here:

Credit to @Makoto Niijima in the Balldoverse meme thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick not beating the "he thinks he's an expert on cocaine cuz of YouTube videos" allegations

He isn't an expert because of that. Nick is a cocaine expert because he has snorted copious amounts up his gigantic schnoz.