DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
In a way it's sad (pathetic) that the only audience DSP thinks is available are detractors. All the interviews and trauma and no gains except from Kino Casino, and even that is fading. DSP and PPP made an error of mistaking observation for appreciation.

The scene is 1965 Bridgeport, CT. Imagine a mobster (with a legit Italian sandwich shop), being observed by the police. The cops laugh as they see him fumble lies to his wife and his mistress. The cops come by the sandwich shop just to taunt him. He screams "If ya gonna sit there, at least buy something!". The cops laugh and leave.

I don't know where I was going with that but Gwet Fukt Grilled Phil.
Oh my God now I want some of the Mafia movie classics only with Phil as both a character and an actor. Philippo Burnelli, who’s failed upward through sheer dumb luck and numerous gruesome-but-hilarious accidents, and now he’s so far in over his head that if he fucks up once he’s getting dumped in a still-drying concrete building foundation at some work site in the Poconos.

Imagine Phil trying to do Pesci’s part of the “am I a clown to you?” exchange from Goodfellas, or DeNiro giving that hick cowboy fuck the heave-ho in Casino. The man couldn’t shake down a lemonade stand.
 
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What kind of a faggot paywalls detractor content?
 
I see your point but the autists that nitpick every little thing aren't one or two isolated cases.
Phil moral fags when convenient (when it’s about him) but has no morality when it comes to others.

I’m a fair actor. I don’t give a fuck nitpicking him because he whines when somebody misspells a word in a fucking tip message, then insults the person who just gave them money. I don’t care about insulting things he can control (picking his nose and face, having a 300 lb roommate) when he calls others fat. Well except his bf PPP.

The only remotely hypocritical thing I do is note how he violates every TOS for every platform he uses, which again, he has complained that platforms don’t properly police it. And we all know if they did he’d be fucked too.
 
Shame the segment got axed before I could even respond to these. But because I know PPP (I call him a fat retard, but that hardly narrows things down) reads these. I want to congratulate him on showing us how to troll phil. Got that rare footage of Phil lying. Something only, literally every single other detractor has. And none of them even had to put out effort. And I would bet a fair few of them made more money out of it too.

And to really add insult to injury. Sidescrollers got to insult him and berate him. And he took it. And they didn't even give him the money they made doing it. So, after coming and claiming you were gonna show us how it was done, you were nice to Phil Burnell, gave him money, had your segment ended, and got less content out of him than any other detractor ever has.

I am not a brain rotted zoomer, so I might be doing this wrong. But I think you got felted.
Big shock a death fat Canadian who needed a retarded Canadian to wipe his ass (shocking but I believe Drunken Surfer on this) underperformed. He will probably waddle off and call it some victory while claiming that he was never that committed to the bit and that we are the real problem. We are somewhere halfway through his particular Deathfat Cycle. I think the real entertainment will come as his money on KC dries up. Whoa buddy felted or something else gay they say. I dunno.

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New Omegon video cover dsp's mouthwashing begs
I totally forgot him doing Like Begs. Which stopped around KC showing up. Also stopped coping about how his content is "meaningful".

We have hit the ultimate form of Beg with Phil.
Not only are we just outright asking for money, we are still:
  • Prearranging Whale tips
  • Hiding tips to milk the lessers that aren't in the know about the above.
  • Scamming food/snack goals
  • Asking for even more after the $150 goal
  • Using FOMO(allah cake and marathon)
  • Still charging $100 shots
  • Holding games hostage
  • threatening to wagequit games
  • wanting to show his fuckin' feet for money
  • faking pain and sickness for pity
Just going all out now. I don't even know if this is better than he was with King Streaks. At least then, he kinda stopped at a certain amount for the stream.
 
the cherry on top was that detractors brainwash their audience to give them money.
Ah yes. The detractors have magical psychic powers that they use to mindcontrol people through the internet like Professor X.

Oh wait...

I am not a brain rotted zoomer, so I might be doing this wrong. But I think you got felted.
When your co-host is Andy Warski and your main trolling target is fucking ReviewTechUSA, no wonder that dumb cocksucker thought he was a mastermind. He was a big, and very fat, fish in a small pond. He had the one chance to actually grill Phil and did nothing with it, and in fact some of their whales bled into Phil and what he got in return? 10 subs. Yes, that's all Kino Casino got from Phil and now their shitshow is in flames and Phil has basically killed the only reason Smark Guys was brought back.

For the next three weeks until it's cancelled, Ashton will be forced to sit and talk about wrestling with Phil. Actually felted.

Also, sorry since I haven't said this before, but

ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CHILD PORN ON FEBRUARY 28TH 2019
 
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The new front-facing webcam with the green screen really shows how bad the hairline situation is. If he gets made fun of enough for how bad that looks he will ditch it just like he has the wheel chair side cam.
Is that multiple pounds of ground beef in the fridge? Good lord that is disgusting and there is no way less than half of that gets actually used before he pitches it for being spoilt. Throw that shit in the fucking freezer.
lol @ Khet eating Lean Cuisine.

Their fridge/freezer is filled with nothing but instant/premade crap. No way Khet is cooking 6 times a week.
You forget this is the king of semantics. For DSP, a homemade meal means anything put in the microwave at home.
 
You forget this is the king of semantics. For DSP, a homemade meal means anything put in the microwave at home.
The best part of all the microwave shit is he outright REFUSES to reheat his DoorDash slop. He’ll bitch for 20 minutes how it’s cold because the driver took too long but can’t spend 90 seconds throwing that shit in there.

But then again, he can’t be a victim if he did that. What a faggot.
 
The best part of all the microwave shit is he outright REFUSES to reheat his DoorDash slop. He’ll bitch for 20 minutes how it’s cold because the driver took too long but can’t spend 90 seconds throwing that shit in there.

But then again, he can’t be a victim if he did that. What a faggot.
Remember this dumb fuck wouldn't even reheat fast food slop back from his Conneticut "DSP tries it" days. He complained the food was slightly cold but he ate it anyway
 
Remember this dumb fuck wouldn't even reheat fast food slop back from his Conneticut "DSP tries it" days. He complained the food was slightly cold but he ate it anyway
The lack of impulse control and desire is stunning. I know this is DSP but to eat slop cold instead of waiting a few minutes to DEVOUR is levels of laziness I thought even he was incapable of. I'd almost pity Khet for this situation if she is stuff cold or lukewarm meals down her gullet if she wasn't aware of what she was getting into.

All of this ineptitude and laziness has to stem from Linda's pampering. There is no other reason.
 
Because its usually not mocking him for sleeping its that people will instantly take the opposing stance to whatever Phil is doing no matter what, even if its something stupid as fuck. Phil sleeps on a bed and there will be at least one person getting on his ass about how he hates the environment because the bed frame is made of wood, he sleeps on a floor and he will get mocked for being to poor have a bed, he puts bread in a freezer and people start acting like they've never seen it done in their entire lives.

I'm all for dunking on Phil but doing it on such trivial little things when there are so many other things to do it over is why he can say with a straight face that detractors are obsessed nut cases and not be completely wrong.
Sorry but freezing bread for 2 people is retarded, and probably means he initially bought more bread than he could eat before mold set in. Typical Burnell shit, wasting money on food.

Also nobody mocked DSP for how he was sleeping, just that he was fat and hairy in the sleeping photo. You're making shit up for no discernible reason.

By your standard a huge amount of detractor content/commentary is nitpicking over small things. For example how he pronounces words, his accent, how he eats, his hair etc. Your complaints don't really make sense on KF.
 
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