DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Sorry but freezing bread for 2 people is retarded, and probably means he initially bought more bread than he could eat before mold set in. Typical Burnell shit, wasting money on food.

Also nobody mocked DSP for how he was sleeping, just that he was fat and hairy in the sleeping photo. You're making shit up for no discernible reason.

By your standard a huge amount of detractor content/commentary is nitpicking over small things. For example how he pronounces words, his accent, how he eats, his hair etc. Your complaints don't really make sense on KF.
Best part about the frozen bread is that DSP used to talk about how he would only eat super fresh bagels and bread and it would go bad in a few days so he would have to buy them multiple times a week and when he was told he could put them in the fridge/freezer he called people idiots.
 
The lack of impulse control and desire is stunning. I know this is DSP but to eat slop cold instead of waiting a few minutes to DEVOUR is levels of laziness I thought even he was incapable of. I'd almost pity Khet for this situation if she is stuff cold or lukewarm meals down her gullet if she wasn't aware of what she was getting into.

All of this ineptitude and laziness has to stem from Linda's pampering. There is no other reason.
This is why he'd be so much more entertaining if no one gave him any money at all. Or at the very least, A LOT less. The complaining, hypocrisy, begging, and what you can get him to do in exchange for a few bucks so he can laze a little bit more....even his real fans haven't seen his best stuff yet.

16 fucking years and he won't even play games with the children that have given him thousands of dollars. Go one month without him getting a dime and see what he'll be doing for you "fans".

He will do LIteRaLLY anything to avoid not being able to sit on fat his ass on his cell phone all day shoveling shit down his throat.
 
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What kind of a faggot paywalls detractor content?
Detracting is just another grift at this point. Not sure if there are any genuine channels left besides maybe Snort Burnell.

The lack of impulse control and desire is stunning. I know this is DSP but to eat slop cold instead of waiting a few minutes to DEVOUR is levels of laziness I thought even he was incapable of. I'd almost pity Khet for this situation if she is stuff cold or lukewarm meals down her gullet if she wasn't aware of what she was getting into.

All of this ineptitude and laziness has to stem from Linda's pampering. There is no other reason.
He seems to think the microwave destroys the flavor or something. Which makes you wonder why he owns a microwave at all.
 
New DSP in the wild just dropped (@ 4:09):

This time on Botchamania. About 200k - 300k people are gonna watch that video.
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W for Maffew.

This is DSP’s legacy to the internet. Outside of the vortex, the only two things he’ll ever be known for is horrible gameplay and being ‘the guy’.
 
All detractors are faggots.
DSP dentractors (specifically restreamers and commentators, Memeology is ok) are less entertaining than DSP solely because they need DSP to grift. Without DSP they have nothing. His normal streams are bad enough but imagine watching them with whiny autistic faggot voices added in and coomer tranime shit? I'd rather be subjected to a pre-stream segment with my eyelids sewn open than click on a single dentractor livestream
 
I’m a lil bit late to this one so pardon me but I am a TINY BIT fucking skeptical of DSP’s fridge contents as they were shown to us. I’ll explain why;

DSP has actually used the ridiculous “PROTECT MY FAMILY” excuse to not show the inside of his refrigerator anytime people accuse him of strictly ordering DoorDash. It’s rather odd to me that after his income took a dip, he’s suddenly happy to show everyone and it’s full of actual grocery food, albeit really trashy grocery food that is clearly feeding an obese person (hi FatKat 👋🏻).

I’m probably just a retard but that seems awfully suspicious to me. Either way it’s wise he’s buying grocery food now and I shouldn’t give him shit for correcting his behavior.
 
I’m a lil bit late to this one so pardon me but I am a TINY BIT fucking skeptical of DSP’s fridge contents as they were shown to us. I’ll explain why;

DSP has actually used the ridiculous “PROTECT MY FAMILY” excuse to not show the inside of his refrigerator anytime people accuse him of strictly ordering DoorDash. It’s rather odd to me that after his income took a dip, he’s suddenly happy to show everyone and it’s full of actual grocery food, albeit really trashy grocery food that is clearly feeding an obese person (hi FatKat 👋🏻).

I’m probably just a retard but that seems awfully suspicious to me. Either way it’s wise he’s buying grocery food now and I shouldn’t give him shit for correcting his behavior.
He had a week to plan it out + said it took him an hour to take those pictures so he could've done something for sure. He didn't even show his whole fridge either and most of the shit in the picture was just liquids.
 
Literally a minute of him starting the stream and he immediately went to e-beg.

No pressure but he NEEDS 300 dollars tonight OR ELSE you fucking disabled faggots!
Twenty-five minutes in and it's all he has talked about.

Here is a normal man being super normal on his interactive stream:



And the fake $200 tip is in.
 
The reward for unlocking the "marathon" is the privilege to pay DSP more money tomorrow. Then it will be on to the next grift next, and so on. DSP is in an endless loop of low effort content, that consists of begging and talking about himself. The only thing that changes is DSP each week gets more and more shameless.
 
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