Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

You people are playing with fire talking about brigading steam with reports to get the game taken down as it's against site rules.

We all hate the game, but you are acting like retards and even in the first game they changed history as Markvart von Aulitz died in 1402 and he's alive in game in 1403, do you really think they wouldn't just change the characters ages to be legal or say they did?
I know what you mean, you're not entirely wrong, however they notably acknowledge Markvart died in 1402 in the codex (even when being minorly historically inaccurate they still try to be historically accurate in the codex, far cry from Musa over there). Hans is never explicated stated to be aged up so we have to assume he's still a minor, not only that but Hans is a fictional character unlike Markvart, at most he's based off of "Jan Ptáček of Pirkštejn" assuming this is accurate (which I mean, it's Cuckpedia). The reason I bring this up is because they have to power to change Hans-including his age-to whatever they want, for better or (in this case) worse, and they don't change his age so that he isn't a minor in a sex scene.
Markvart is also a minor historic inaccuracy which they acknowledge, Hans being a homo (along with Henry) is a forced retcon of an established character that they try to justify because "friends going through the drama of war will inevitably fuck each other in the ass, but only if you want to herp derp." One history change which they acknowledge isn't true in-game vs "oh yeah Hans and Henry are gay now, and we don't even tell you that we aged the minor up" while the dev is defending pedophilia is completely different.

Unrelated but:
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Praise Jebus. ✝️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_aj41EsJAQ Someone made a video of Musa's voice lines (a fucking hour of them) and after listening to highlights linked in the comments im fucking baffled how most people dont see the issue with a character like Musa being in historical bohemia. When hes actively talking about the Qu'ran and learning from mosques. That and the fucking NTR and degen styled lines.

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The comments rightfully shitting on this nigger is beautiful.
 
What is the point of the sequel, then? The story doesn't lead anywhere, there is nothing that HAPPENS in the story, and Henry just gets reduced to being a shit covered, shit eating peasant that nobody respects for absolutely no reason. Why even bother playing this as a fan of the first game? You might as well make up ending slides of your own as the canonical ending of KCD1 depending on what your character did rather than humiliate yourself playing this game. This is the same criticism I have with TLOU2, it's the same kind of humiliation ritual of everything you loved, be it with a golf club killing your beloved fan favorite character or just plain mean spirited character assassination in KCD2. The gameplay certainly hasn't gotten better, so there is no excuse there.
Well, it concludes the conflict Henry had with the people responsible for killing his parents.

They probably should have done that in the first game and not let the Hungarian villain get away at the very end.

The need to "depower" a returning protag in a sequel is something that RPGs have struggled with for decades.
They have never managed to make it satisfactory, but some do it worse than others.

Fucking ME2 "kills" Shepard in the intro just for him to be brought back instantly. That was such a shitty idea, and the Biodrones gobbled it up because the scene was soooo emotional and made them cwy. Compared to that, Henry getting penetrated in the intro and losing his manly strength because of it is downright reasonable.
 
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And it's great. I hate this type of shit too, but it's not an embarrassment like most other examples of this foolishness.
The game is pretty good and I haven't even made it to Kuttenberg yet. It's the first game in a year that actually makes me want to stay up late. Genuinely just enjoying it.
"Oh yeah you know I really like this game, the GAY CHILD PORNOGRAPHY isn't really a big deal if you think about it. I mean, did you see that Veilguard game? They lecture you about what 'non binary' is! How embarrassing!"
 
Here's last night stream(starts at 52:37) of suppose Anti-woke youtuber Hypnotic having meltdown about people shitting on KDC 2 being gay slop. He goes on this tangent about people supposedly misusing the word Woke and should just say their Anti-gay and Anti-black, Sperging about Jon Del Arroz, Crying about people not being "real gaymers" because they don't want to play this shit and people that hate this are exactly like leftist because they're ideologues ?! This dude sperging mess :story:
lmaooo goonergaters vindicated, I saw this coming a mile away with the recent drama against melonie mac and razor fist, everyone joined the bandwagon against them but they were right, you can't accept 1 type of degeneracy and not eventually get all the others, I hope this backfires hard.
 
Well, it concludes the conflict Henry had with the people responsible for killing his parents.

They probably should have done that in the first game and not let the Hungarian villain get away at the very end.

The need to "depower" a returning protag in a sequel is something that RPGs have struggled with for decades.
They have never managed to make it satisfactory, but some do it worse than others.

Fucking ME2 "kills" Shepard in the intro just for him to be brought back instantly. That was such a shitty idea, and the Biodrones gobbled it up because the scene was soooo emotional and made them cwy. Compared to that, Henry getting penetrated in the intro and losing his manly strength because of it is downright reasonable.
The question is: Will the payoff be worth all the humiliation and boredom? Probably not. Same as ME2 and ME3, is the ending really worth the hassle? Not the launch ME3 ending, that's for sure, and at least the latter two games weren't miserable to play. It all depends on how badly you want to see this ending, especially when the start has you serving the fucking cumans like a good little cuck instead of just killing them. What kind of expectation does it set for the rest of the game, especially after that horrid intro?

Henry being depowered is also bullshit. The game should have let you import your character from the first game and gave you appropriate challenge to boot, maybe a little easier at the start but decently challenging by mid and late game. You could also skip most of the intro since there aren't any major new mechanics the game introduces. Maybe this wouldn't work, but literally anything is better than 3 hours of wasting your time and then making you a bitch again.

This game will do well as it is piggybacking off the success of the previous game.

The real test is the next game from Warhorse. If this game alienated enough buyers, they would hold off on buying the next one and that game would then suffer from this game's sins.
The game has a much higher budget, which means it has to get a lot more sales than the first game. We're simply not seeing that right now, at least not the numbers Embracer is expecting. I wouldn't celebrate just yet.
 
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wait,what?
In the voice lines theres constant jabs/jokes of Musa stealing a women from someone (presumably Henry) things like 'Keep her close so you don't lose her, or I might just take her.' And other lines like that.

Also remember you can report the game for forcing in a pedophilic sex scene with 15 year old Hans:
Im not going to report or do anything like that for this game, bombarding isn't going to do anything (also against the rules) and it leaves the door open to others doing it. Steam has been mostly neutral/tolerant on things both sides of the isle so id rather keep that precedent.
 
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lmaooo goonergaters vindicated, I saw this coming a mile away with the recent drama against melonie mac and razor fist, everyone joined the bandwagon against them but they were right, you can't accept 1 type of degeneracy and not eventually get all the others, I hope this backfires hard.
Getting your views of morality from a groomer/gooner, a person who jerks off to Lucario, and a BPD former SJW whore seems like a retarded idea.
 
if im wrong feel free to tell me
I think something like Kingdom Come would tap into an altogether different fantasy. The masculine urge to be a lone wolf wandering swordsman in a land filled with strife is so powerful that it transcends genre, setting, and culture. I think a bit more story and linearity is to be expected there.

But the thing is, there is no actual wandering knightly shit to be doing. I don't see anyone talking about the actual story. Does Henry accomplish fucking anything in this? Not that I can tell.
The need to "depower" a returning protag in a sequel is something that RPGs have struggled with for decades.
It's bizarre because Henry is a normal human and not some Godlike magic being. I can buy him getting injured and losing his physical stats, but forget how to master strike? How to read? Come off it.

You could very easily have taken his gear away and just made enemies overall better equipped and more dangerous.
 
The need to "depower" a returning protag in a sequel is something that RPGs have struggled with for decades.
It's bizarre because Henry is a normal human and not some Godlike magic being. I can buy him getting injured and losing his physical stats, but forget how to master strike? How to read? Come off it.

You could very easily have taken his gear away and just made enemies overall better equipped and more dangerous.
The only RPG i've seen you carry over properly keeping your powers/stats intact is quite literally the OG baldur's gate games. I've never known another RPG or CRPG that does it and its a damn shame since they could've at least made it so Henry loses his shit or at least not drop him down to 0, make it so hes "recovering" and is only on par with a town guard instead of having everyone being able to murder him in three hits.
 
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You could very easily have taken his gear away and just made enemies overall better equipped and more dangerous.
Not even that, if you already completed the first game you should just jump straight into it. You still lose in the intro and barely escape with your life, with no equipment but at least Henry is able to pass skill checks and can handle himself in a fight with whatever weak weapon he can find. This would also let you skip the entire tutorial with the woman in the woods, since you as a player already know how to do alchemy, wash yourself ect. There is a way to make it work with Henry still being wounded and starting out with nothing.No, this was done intentionally to character assassinate Henry and Hans and to shovel propaganda into the game you have no choice but to accept it.
 
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Getting your views of morality from a groomer/gooner, a person who jerks off to Lucario, and a BPD former SJW whore seems like a retarded idea.
I support Trump over Kamala, does that mean Trump is the source of my morality? No it just means he represents my ideals better than the other people. I don't like razorfist or melonie mac nor watch them but the retarded lolberts who brigaded against them are the defenders of the new status quo that the left sets whenever the overton window shifts.

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Their views are: everything is permitted so long as it's not "forced"
 
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The only RPG i've seen you carry over properly keeping your powers/stats intact is quite literally the OG baldur's gate games. I've never known another RPG or CRPG that does it and its a damn shame since they could've at least made it so Henry loses his shit or at least not drop him down to 0, make it so hes "recovering" and is only on par with a town guard instead of having everyone being able to murder him in three hits.
Wizardry games do this well. You can take your party from 6 to 7 and then 8 and not only do they keep their gear and some of their levels, you get completely different stories and scenarios based on this you wouldn't get if you just started with a fresh party. This is what Mass Effect and Dragon Age should have been like. This was done decades ago too, along with Baldur's Gate 1-2 so there is no excuse KCD2 couldn't let you keep your stats from the first game and maybe a few decisions from there as well.
 
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