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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?

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blahblahblah678 said:
Virginia McCaskey is dead.
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Ahhh so THATS why Ben Johnson decided to take that job. That was the entire pitch, they just walked him into Virginia's hospice room and said, "look dude she's gonna die any day now and the curse will be lifted." They also probably gave him whatever the life insurance payout for her death was as a signing bonus too.
 
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Steelers Country, Let's Not Ride (according to a rumor account)
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His entire persona is so fake and grating it's insane. For a while I wondered what Russ was actually like. I don't know if he has a personality. He's just manufactured to be the Lifetime Movie version of a quarterback.
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Russell Wilson the type of nigga to give you a butt pat while you're railing out his wife
 
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InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
DangeRuss must of wanted too much to stay with Pittsburgh. I admit Fields surprised me, but I don't think he's the long term answer. Probably agreed to a cheaper deal then Wilson.

As much as I like Tomlin though, a decade of no playoff success makes me wonder if time's passed him by.
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Big Ben had a pretty good take on the situation. I wonder if that's what they're doing.
E: Fuck youtube embeds. It should start around 5 minutes in.
 
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blahblahblah678 said:
Virginia McCaskey is dead.
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How fucking fitting that news breaks on page 666.

Will it save the Bears, probably not, but the power struggle her brood will get into over the team will be funny.

I’ll swear if she has it in her will that the team is to be sold off I’ll take back some of the terrible things I’ve said about the Bears…
 
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Why did some guys look mad when Snoop was makin jokes about them? Fuck, it's an awards show. Have some fun, my guys. Joe Burrow looked like he wanted to go all Will Smith.

Also why does Goodell look like he's been crying? Did FanDuel tell him they were finding it harder to rig the Superbowl this year?
 
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