The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
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break these cuffs said:
Any Bears fans have any insight on how things are going to go with ownership succession? Didn't she have like 10 kids? I look forward to years of lolsuits and siblings tearing each other to shreds in the media as they try to get a bigger piece of the pie. Sorry Bears fans, I don't have anything against your club. I just really hate the city of Chicago,
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Look at it this way: it would be hard for it to get worse...
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Someone on Reddit was bitching awhile ago about how they don't understand why Lawrence Taylor was so revered because his sack totals don't seem that impressive.
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Redditors showing once again why they and their opinions belong on that shitpile of a site. Anyone who understands anything about Football knows that LT was the single greatest defensive player of all time. In what is the ultimate team sport, his presence alone led to the development of entire offenses built with the sole purpose of stifling his impact. Even then they couldn't contain him.

Only other players who come anywhere close to Taylor were likely Dick Butkus and Reggie White.

Franz Joseph said:
Seeing kangz claiming it's some racist conspiracy for why Lamar didn't win the MVP has been entertaining as hell for me at least.
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All fucking niggers must fucking hang, as Animal Mother would say.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Dawkins is a man from a different, better, era of football. Under current rules he wouldn't even be allowed on the field unless he agreed to wear one of those Hannibal Lecter style full body restraints. He would still somehow get a sack and a forced fumble.
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Dawkins would have made these faggots all retire due to the anxiety of seeing that shaded visor staring back at them from across the line of scrimmage. That man was just different.

A few posters on here have mentioned that there is a feeling that the NFL has essentially jumped the shark, so to speak. I personally for the first time in decades have hardly watched any games. I've also canceled all NFL-related subscriptions for the first time in God knows how many years.

That whole "On any given Sunday" aspect of Football has well and truly been dead for years now. I remember a time when if you could run the football, play excellent defense and had a strong special teams unit, it could be a recipe to end up with a Super Bowl even. Of course having an ace QB is a huge boon to any team, but there were ways for teams with middling rosters to compete.

Referee faggotry has just killed this sport. The league is absolutely in cahoots with this shit and the gambling money has a lot of blame on its shoulders. The Chiefs just always seem to win because in current year, they want the half nigger QB to be hailed as the greatest thing since sliced bread since Tom Brady is basically a picture of the "White and Evil Empire".

So that's at least how and why I've lost interest in this shit.
 
Armor of God said:
Redditors showing once again why they and their opinions belong on that shitpile of a site. Anyone who understands anything about Football knows that LT was the single greatest defensive player of all time. In what is the ultimate team sport, his presence alone led to the development of entire offenses built with the sole purpose of stifling his impact. Even then they couldn't contain him.
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Here's a good video concentrating on just that:

 
Unfortunately, I’ve been dragged into watching the Superbowl. My plan is to try to leave as soon as socially acceptable - failing that, Plan B is this convenient drinking game.

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Pray for my liver. Or join in, I don’t care.
 
I’m hereby predicting that Null will randomly cast a magical spell to make the Chiefs win again because Sneed is still on the team. Also, Eagles fans will still riot no matter what happens. You heard it here first.
 
Well hello NFL thread frens. Here for my yearly drop in to have fun and talk Superb Owl.

Last year I was on vacay and watched from a bar, this year I'm back home. Glad to see I don't have to futz around with illegal streams as I don't have cable, since they are actually showing a free and legal stream on Tubi which only requires an email and no credit card to sign up. Makes things a lot easier, so if anyone needs to find a place to watch check them out.

Also I think Gronk is hyped up on cocaine in this preshow.
 
Jonah Hill poster said:
I’m hereby predicting that Null will randomly cast a magical spell to make the Chiefs win again because Sneed is still on the team. Also, Eagles fans will still riot no matter what happens. You heard it here first.
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Sneed got traded months ago my guy.

The Philly fans rioting is just a free space on this years Bingo card.
 
The Magical (half?) negro QB will create the first three-peat in the Super Bowl. Pat Riley said it was ok (to use the term), and the League doesn't think they've drained the Swifties yet.
 
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