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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?

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Patrick Not-Star said:
I agree it's too far gone, but I think the principle being apolitical should still stand.
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i concur. regardless of personal appeal, sporting events are one of the last real bastions of human interaction. you can go with friends and scream "HELL YEAH KIWI BOYS GIT ER DOOOOOONEEEEEE" etc, or if youre so inclined and social go yourself, make friends, or do stuff that could entertain others without being a public nuisance or harm, maybe making friends or a kids lifelong fond memory etc. even digitally, going to a bar or inviting friends/family to watch. even if you multi task or just eat chips and read something on your phone it can still be fun to see them get into it and participate occassionally.

ideally you can also kind of sponge up useful life tips from it, respecting people on opposing sides, learning that even participating alongside some people can be a big honor, or small accomplishments like just placing in a cup or event instead of people that cut themselves for not winning. (of course there's factors like really needing money to help a family member or start a career or whatever, but it helps with self respect and respecting others).

by design it's a place that could curb racism, classism etc. it's really a ancient form of your video games, books etc where it's fun, escapism and a channel for different urges. like if you had a prejudiced white or black boxer, they fought and whoever won was respectful and like "i talked a lot of shit but it was a honor to fight so-and-so, it was real close and they threw a mean punch" you could wind up with weird unlikely friendships. since people in major events are very driven, you (used to) wind up seeing incredibly skilled and gifted people of all races and creeds presented, so if there was a group you didn't like, you might wind up seeing someone that's a credit to their group instead of shittier people. there's not a random white guy spitting in a spittoon and calling everyone a dirty nigger, there's not a black guy dressed as prison bussy eating corn starch, there's not a long nosed jew rubbing his hands and chucking shekels to win, (at least on the field) it was just a skilled player that happened to be white/black/jewish/hispanic/asian etc etc. it was meritocracy and with player trades, borderline trading cards with people.

shoving political shit, blm, etc was dumb as fuck for business, dumb af for a cause that was already misguided by people who were corrupt af, pushed racial divides to the front, just made white and blacks with high functioning retard iq more prejudiced, libtards (not watching) go "wow so brave" and normies go "the fuck is this shit get back to the fuckin game" sliced tons of long term interest in sports which by extension also reduces social interaction and new friendships with people different than you (leading to more divides)

tldr team events bring together by design, "suck my dick and donate or you're a bigot" divides
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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That fucking shmuck forever tainted and cursed the niner SB record. 5-0 with 0 picks turned into 3 straight Ls all with picks a plenty since the golden years that I never truly experienced. Why didn't you kneel while on the biggest stage in the media industry, Kaep? That's right, because you only came up with police brutality shtick after you got FUCKING BENCHED in the regular season and we're literally crying with your face in your hands and a reporter asked why you were kneeling during the anthem. His stupid girlfriend talked up all that nonsense to his stupid afro brained ass and that was the first thing that came to mind on the spot. What's even more profoundly stupid is he had a scheduled demo for five NFL teams to scout after his sub mid skill ass hadn't played in a DECADE and at the last minute he relocated the demo. Who would've thought the teams' scouts would not play along with that bullshit and left him with no prospects for a contract. Stupidest shit the niners ever did was bench Smith for this fucking nigger. Frank Gore should've got the rock 4 straight tries in the red zone, no shot he wouldnt of found pay dirt and kept the record intact. Instead we got a pick and a curse. The Don should've fucking had this nation of Islam dipshit iced and sent into the bay with cement shoes.


I fucking hate California more than I hate niggers, it's a paradox because I couldn't possibly hate niggers any more.
 
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Where the fuck were you psychotic retards in the regular season?

@Trombonista you are the head nigger/ head bitch in charge of this thread. Are we gonna feature the thread for The Big Game™️? Trump is going, no one likes Kansas City besides Ethan Oliver Ralph, they are doing a gay Black National Anthem, and Cooper Manning is going to absorb his brothers to become the premier quarterback of the NFL of the next century (for the Browns).
 
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Spruce Supremacist said:
This unironically would've worked better as a general all-encompassing anti-bullying commercial, the antisemitism part feels so tacked on and out of place that it just ends up being funny.
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Exactly how I felt. This ad and the others they've made just seem like a typical anti-hate PSA then they just drop the hammer in you at the end that "oh yeah actually we were talking about jews"

Honestly Im debating wether or not to watch this superbowl not because of stupid woke shit like this but its more because this superbowl is just plain boring. Like I dont think there was a more predictable superbowl matchup that could have happened other than maybe Lions vs. Chiefs. But I actually have a stake in that matchup. As opposed to the Eagles who have possibly the worst, most unlikable fanbase in the NFL and a head coach to match. The only reason Im even somewhat mildly intrigued is to see how badly the referees will rig the game for the Chiefs. The NFL didnt give Pat Riley all that money to license "three-peat"
 
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1Tonka_Truck said:
I hope not. This thread was buried in shit for 2 days and Null only did it only for the Sneed memes.

The Community Happenings mouth breathers are the lowest form of poster.
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I mean we haven’t had a good Super Bowl in a while. The game usually is disappointment unless it’s something crazy like Brady and Belichick coming back with minimum ref ball vs the falcons.

I welcome the shitposting and politsperging. The NFL spread its asshole for that. The World Series and Stanley Cup are still fine, the fucking NBA playoffs aren’t as gay as the Super Bowl is.
 
Trombonista said:
I'm only featuring the final results.
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Eh, I’m not very interested in the game. Tangerine Tyrant v Tay-Tay is where I’ll get my enjoyment (both of them want the Chiefs).

If the Eagles win and snub the Orange Emperor (again) it’ll also be funny.

Also, does anybody know if that Kolaws/ Amerikaner Brady v Mahomes thing still exists? The one where Brady is portrayed as some white nationalist with the power to bog people at will? Hopefully I’m not sounding too schizophrenic.
 
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Myles Garrett was recently interviewed by Rich Eisen:
 
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This commercial reminds me of that gay hippy animation Mr Van Driessen made:

Also, the best commercial from last year was the Temu one and I hope it plays no less than eight times this year. No gimmicks, no unfunny normalfag Jimmy Kimmel tier humor, no random celebrity references, just a catchy yet likely AI generated tune.
 
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Any Bears fans have any insight on how things are going to go with ownership succession? Didn't she have like 10 kids? I look forward to years of lolsuits and siblings tearing each other to shreds in the media as they try to get a bigger piece of the pie. Sorry Bears fans, I don't have anything against your club. I just really hate the city of Chicago,
 
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