The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I hope not. This thread was buried in shit for 2 days and Null only did it only for the Sneed memes.

The Community Happenings mouth breathers are the lowest form of poster.
I mean we haven’t had a good Super Bowl in a while. The game usually is disappointment unless it’s something crazy like Brady and Belichick coming back with minimum ref ball vs the falcons.

I welcome the shitposting and politsperging. The NFL spread its asshole for that. The World Series and Stanley Cup are still fine, the fucking NBA playoffs aren’t as gay as the Super Bowl is.
 
I'm only featuring the final results.
Eh, I’m not very interested in the game. Tangerine Tyrant v Tay-Tay is where I’ll get my enjoyment (both of them want the Chiefs).

If the Eagles win and snub the Orange Emperor (again) it’ll also be funny.

Also, does anybody know if that Kolaws/ Amerikaner Brady v Mahomes thing still exists? The one where Brady is portrayed as some white nationalist with the power to bog people at will? Hopefully I’m not sounding too schizophrenic.
 
Myles Garrett was recently interviewed by Rich Eisen:
 
Any Bears fans have any insight on how things are going to go with ownership succession? Didn't she have like 10 kids? I look forward to years of lolsuits and siblings tearing each other to shreds in the media as they try to get a bigger piece of the pie. Sorry Bears fans, I don't have anything against your club. I just really hate the city of Chicago,
 
Virginia McCaskey is dead.
Ahhh so THATS why Ben Johnson decided to take that job. That was the entire pitch, they just walked him into Virginia's hospice room and said, "look dude she's gonna die any day now and the curse will be lifted." They also probably gave him whatever the life insurance payout for her death was as a signing bonus too.
 
Steelers Country, Let's Not Ride (according to a rumor account)
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His entire persona is so fake and grating it's insane. For a while I wondered what Russ was actually like. I don't know if he has a personality. He's just manufactured to be the Lifetime Movie version of a quarterback.
Russell Wilson the type of nigga to give you a butt pat while you're railing out his wife
 
DangeRuss must of wanted too much to stay with Pittsburgh. I admit Fields surprised me, but I don't think he's the long term answer. Probably agreed to a cheaper deal then Wilson.

As much as I like Tomlin though, a decade of no playoff success makes me wonder if time's passed him by.
Big Ben had a pretty good take on the situation. I wonder if that's what they're doing.
E: Fuck youtube embeds. It should start around 5 minutes in.
 
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