Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[FataBataRang]

The PE Teacher, who gives you the mission to steal teenage girl's knickers in the first place, is also portrayed as a massive perv and gets fired in the end for leching on one of the students.

So that's three of the teachers in his fetish sandbox who are confirmed pedos. How wonderful.

Edit: I really should stop posting while tired.

 

[IngusNSFW]

you can't kill children.

Back to this though he says all characters are 18+ AND wear middle school uniforms.

(That's right)
Those Sailor uniforms you see in Yandere Simulator are usually middle school uniforms in Japan believe it or not, 13-15 are usually the age of kids in middle school in Japan, And they are even portrayed as children with teenager bodies. Not only that but those are not how Japanese universities look or how people dress in most region anyway.

His little charade "They're 18+" is just an excuse so he can fap and look innocent to his fanbase. Let's not forget that they weren't even established 18+ in the early builds and this was just a quickie idea fixed in.

GG EVA.

 

[LucasSomething]

So that's three of the teachers in his fetish sandbox who are confirmed pedos. How wonderful.

They're talking about Bully's PE Teacher, not yansim.

 

[A Sign]

Games that don't have sexual gratifacation to Eva:
Second Life

a game that is literally nothing but dicks, furry/brony cyber gang bangs, he'd play it too if it was not such a sausage fest or men playing as big busty boobie girls, he'd be more likely to be humped by Ralph Bluetwan than to score a girlfriend he's desperate for

 

[FataBataRang]

They're talking about Bully's PE Teacher, not yansim.

Oh, okay. I remember now. Bully never pretended it was a good thing, at least.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Back to this though he says all characters are 18+ AND wear middle school uniforms.

(That's right)
Those Sailor uniforms you see in Yandere Simulator are usually middle school uniforms in Japan believe it or not, 13-15 are usually the age of kids in middle school in Japan, And they are even portrayed as children with teenager bodies. Not only that but those are not how Japanese universities look or how people dress in most region anyway.

His little charade "They're 18+" is just an excuse so he can fap and look innocent to his fanbase. Let's not forget that they weren't even established 18+ in the early builds and this was just a quickie idea fixed in.

GG EVA.

At this point, I'm not convinced that he isn't a closet pedophile.

 

[CWCissey]

At this point, I'm not convinced that he isn't a closet pedophile.

I don't like to claim people are paedos without some serious evidence (something certain folk need to learn) so I wouldn't say that about Eva myself. I'd say he's the type that never got anywhere in high school and he's fantasising about being big man on campus rather than face the reality that he was a high school loser, thus never growing out of that phase.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

I don't like to claim people are paedos without some serious evidence (something certain folk need to learn) so I wouldn't say that about Eva myself. I'd say he's the type that never got anywhere in high school and he's fantasising about being big man on campus rather than face the reality that he was a high school loser, thus never growing out of that phase.

Wasn't he homeschooled?

 

[CWCissey]

Wasn't he homeschooled?

Was he?

If so, we have an explanation, he's a social retard, fantasising about getting all the ladies because he can't.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Wasn't he homeschooled?

He was but he went to university to study for animation AND technology, and refuses to upgrade his code to modern technology. Which is part of the reason his code is spaghetti.

 

[Keystone]

He was homeschooled for his High School years.

 

[Vibe]

Was he?

If so, we have an explanation, he's a social exceptional individual, fantasising about getting all the ladies because he can't.

He spent the majority of his life home schooled which is what got him to be so dependent on fictional stimulus such as writing fan fiction and anime and all that. He then went to a university for a bit I believe. Someone else has the receipts on that a few pages back but his only obligations of facing the public in an educational environment is his early K-12 school days(i believe 10th grade) and some college training(for a certificate I think, not a degree). Everything else is safe to assume to be just staying at home and streaming and consuming anime so his entire social capabilities are from sites like 4chan and twitch and so forth.

 

[IngusNSFW]

He spent the majority of his life home schooled which is what got him to be so dependent on fictional stimulus such as writing fan fiction and anime and all that. He then went to a university for a bit I believe. Someone else has the receipts on that a few pages back but his only obligations of facing the public in an educational environment is his early K-12 school days(i believe 10th grade) and some college training(for a certificate I think, not a degree). Everything else is safe to assume to be just staying at home and streaming and consuming anime so his entire social capabilities are from sites like 4chan and twitch and so forth.

Which is also hilarious considering he lives with his parents and is not kicked out yet, People before speculated he may be an aspie.

 

[_Echo]

Oh, I've read the comments on that Twitch text of his. Yes, there were people talking about how Eva is just terrible at everything, but there were people defending him and that usual "don't listen to the "haters", just listen to people kissing you ass" is an infuriating argument.

Yeah, if someone just says "ur game suckz" and nothing else then sure, ignore it. The person didn't make their issue with your game clear, the only conclusion you can draw from a comment like that is that someone didn't like your game for some reason. You don't know why, so you don't have any idea of what you should do in order to make improvements. Understandable.

BUT, if someone says: "your assets aren't original, and you say they're placeholders but shouldn't you have switched to some original ones by now?", or "a bunch of "else if" statements in your code is going to make everything a mess", or "hey, I'm getting some perverted vibes from the panty-related mechanics. Could you change it to something with a less pervy vibe, like something to do with socks or some accessories?" or anything else like that, then you HAVE an idea of what people think is wrong. I know he checks this thread out and in here you don't have an idea of what's wrong, here the issues with your game are made very CLEAR. They've been said over and over, so I'm pretty sure that even someone as stupid as Eva would be able to get the idea through their thick skull. Also, no, not all criticism is hate. You can like something and see the issues with it. That's because the positives have a bigger weight than the negatives. That's not the case with your game Eva: the only positive is its premise but you fucked up its execution. Other people have already picked it up and done a much better, faster job than you. Same thing with talking shit about you: these things are said for a reason, what's been said about you here wasn't "u suck", it was "he's stubborn, perverted, procrastinates a lot, etc." There's evidence about it, and your actions add up to it.

Oh, and now here's the main reason this is infuriating:

Hey Eva, you consider yourself a game developer, right? You're making a game, poorly, but you are. So, here's a shocking revelation for you: if you're developing a game you're going to get a lot of CRITICISM. No, not from haters. From people who tried your game out and noticed something could be changed. Criticism, Eva, is something very useful for game developers. With it, you can improve your game a lot, so it's always good to listen to it. A good thing of being an indie developer is that you can get feedback from players as you're making the game by releasing builds, and you can also have a much more flexible schedule, so if you take a little bit longer to implement some feature, that's ok. But even THAT you do wrong. Instead of implementing things that will make any progress towards finishing the game, you implement memes and other bullshit in order to get attention from youtubers. That if you're working on the game at all and not streaming, making videos and blog posts bitching and moaning or talking to people on Reddit.

The new thing you're wasting time on is that you want your game unbanned, and Twitch won't do it until you finish it and get rid of all of the fetishes of yours that are in there. Knowing you, it's pretty obvious that neither will happen. But, I will say that I'm proud that you and your stupidity exist: I mean, without it, who else would be a better example to new game developers of what NOT to do?

 

[shatmasher]

it looks like he outlined the titles in descending title length for each list in an attempt to make his proposition seem more professional. let's see how that works out for him.

I was also wondering about that, tbh it just makes him look 'tist af

Plot twist: Three weeks ago the code finally succumbed to its weak foundations and Eva is unable to fix it. The last month has purely been a smokescreen to distract from the fact that development has ceased. The whining content carries on for another 2 Patreon payments and then he breaks the news that YanSim is being abandoned. He plays the vitcim and blames Yandere School. He leaves the Patreon up for an extra month to make a final cash sweep from the supporters who didn't cancel their subscriptions. He goes back to streaming 12 hours per day while his mom brings him snacks. Thankyou momma.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Since Eva's been up and about answering questions on reddit rather than coding the game, the thread in the YS subreddit about yandere school was deleted. Hope y'all got that big message involving Eva complaining archived

 

[José Mourinho]

If he wants the game to be exposed to an 18+ audience on Twitch what's the point on getting the audience wider if it's that restrictive? He already is considered popular with his vids usually surpass 6 digits (?) so don't get his complaints about this.

If even 4chan's /v/ laughs at you for making a grandstand about your game being censored on Twitch, it's obvious something's wrong there and if YandereDev is gonna change his game just to fit Twitch's standards (I assume this requires removal of panty shots) it's gonna turn a lot of people away from the game.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

The new thing you're wasting time on is that you want your game unbanned, and Twitch won't do it until you finish it and get rid of all of the fetishes of yours that are in there. Knowing you, it's pretty obvious that neither will happen. But, I will say that I'm proud that you and your stupidity exist: I mean, without it, who else would be a better exemple to new game developers of what NOT to do?

very well said, my man. it makes me angry when people don't understand this and i almost want to tell them the truth, even if they won't get it

Spoiler: unrelated

part of me has always wanted to make an exposed video about eva but i'm afraid his army of young children will dox me

happy 400 pages everybody

 

[IngusNSFW]

400 Pgs.
Let's celebrate on why we love Eva.

 

[FataBataRang]

400 Pgs.
Let's celebrate on why we love Eva.

Woo! Happy 400, everyone!