Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Can we start a clintgooddad loop? If this is how Cobes does with a parent whose tried for 30 years and still supports their son, imagine if he only had a single parent raising him. He'd have died on the streets years ago.
Also, even if you consider that everything Clint has done was bad, he tried to do good and genuinely thought he could help his baby bog.
Is Clint gooddad for trying to keep cobes as independent as possible?

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Also, to the redditors seething because cobes can live a life of hedonism funded by papanips, it's because Cobra is retarded that his dad did everything go ease his life. Sure you can be envious that his dad bought him a (trailer)house, but it's not something he would have done if cobes wasn't a retarded societal dead end.
 
Clint is probably on the spectrum so he's done a fairly good job. Josh refuses help and acts like a lunatic so its unsurprising that Clint stuck him in a trailer and ignores him 99% of the time.

I don't even really blame him for letting Cobra go to jail although he shouldn't have left him alone with the cops until he was ordered to leave.

He's a retard, Clint. You needed to be there to keep him from chimping out and getting shot to death by the Cheyenne Police.
 
Can we start a clintgooddad loop? If this is how Cobes does with a parent whose tried for 30 years and still supports their son, imagine if he only had a single parent raising him. He'd have died on the streets years ago.
While I don't necessarily agree with all of Clint's decisions in regards to how he keeps Josh in line, I do agree that he's gone above and beyond for a petulant manchild. Putting up with his Troles, all of the troubles that come with trying to house a barely functioning alcoholic manbaby, making everything as easy as humanly possible... It's brutal, and doubtless many other parents would have said "You're on your own, bud" at this point. Josh personally reminds of Pete Bancini from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, a man with brain damage at birth(Eerily familiar to Jord's case) who could only hold down very simple jobs as a result. I'm guessing Clint either sees him similarly or feels bad after the alleged horror stories of Josh's childhood with Lora.
 
That’s what happens when you’re 35 years old and for the past 25 years you’ve been pounding rotgut and eating donuts. It’s abdominal fat, he’s getting fat because he’s not 20 anymore and he’s failed to understand this.

I think some of you guys are legitimately still in your 20s and you don’t know about what’s coming. When you turn 30, your metabolic system is going to taper off pretty quickly. Every 6000 calorie McDonalds burger is going straight to your gut and your ass, you’ll gain 60-70 pounds before you can blink. I hope you like not drinking either because beer and liquor will make your ass fatter than fuck in no time flat.

Watch what you eat and go to the gym or what’s happening to Cobra will happen to you.
Jokes on you all my calories come from beer!
 
While I don't necessarily agree with all of Clint's decisions in regards
Since we're doing the unironic Clint loop I will chime in. I also don't agree with Clint's regarded decisions. My biggest gripe is only a year (or two?) after Josh being diagnosed an actual clinical retard he forced him out to be independent while teaching him no skills on how to be a functioning member of society or have a work ethic. Josh is very retarded, and extremely gullible. Instead of manipulating him and teaching him how to be a man, work hard, pay his bills, and care for himself he instead used that retardation and gullibility to convince him he was an alien and then set him up for failure by tucking him away and giving him no responsibility. A lot of Cobra's problems are the result of not having a solid male role model as a youth. He needed someone willing to spend time with him and teach him a trade and hard work, not a schizo collage photoshopping cross-dressing nude college girl photographing prancing faggot.

If Cobra had one solid male role model who actually spent time with him and taught him even basic work skills, he could be like any other retard who works some low-skill labour job. Being employed would also mean a steady decent sized friend group.
 
Since we're doing the unironic Clint loop I will chime in. I also don't agree with Clint's regarded decisions. My biggest gripe is only a year (or two?) after Josh being diagnosed an actual clinical retard he forced him out to be independent while teaching him no skills on how to be a functioning member of society or have a work ethic. Josh is very retarded, and extremely gullible. Instead of manipulating him and teaching him how to be a man, work hard, pay his bills, and care for himself he instead used that retardation and gullibility to convince him he was an alien and then set him up for failure by tucking him away and giving him no responsibility. A lot of Cobra's problems are the result of not having a solid male role model as a youth. He needed someone willing to spend time with him and teach him a trade and hard work, not a schizo collage photoshopping cross-dressing nude college girl photographing prancing faggot.

If Cobra had one solid male role model who actually spent time with him and taught him even basic work skills, he could be like any other retard who works some low-skill labour job. Being employed would also mean a steady decent sized friend group.
Cobra needed Hank Hill as a dad, but he got Peggy instead
 
Instagram decided to taint my reels with KingPoonerLGBT, the pooner Josh look-a-like, no filter was used. The only things missing are the wonky eye and impending baldness.
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Can we start a clintgooddad loop? If this is how Cobes does with a parent whose tried for 30 years and still supports their son, imagine if he only had a single parent raising him. He'd have died on the streets years ago.
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Is Clint a good dad? Should he buy josh a group trailer?
 
Im pretty sure he's done a Doctor Rockzo impression before so I think he's aware of it at least.
First Apartment Era (FAE) Cobra was the best fitting living specimen for the ideal Adult Swim viewer in its heyday. I may be schizoposting but I think Cobra has also referenced Xavier Renegade Angel at some point, too. Though who knows if it was just an errant Cobraism that happened to sound like something Xavier would say.
 
GODDDDD DAMNITT!!

Another fucking is ‘Clint a good dad loop’?!

We were doing so good too. Talking about how he's a fat fuck and retarded. Is it bloat? Is it genetics? Where did his teeth go?!
Once in a while I’ll come in and introduce the Clint loop or encourage it. It’s just something that I like to do, it makes me feel like something purposeful and right was done in the universe.
 
I'm conflicted with Clint. I've seen people in churches I've been to who have Cobra style retard kids but their kids are all employed, not sure if at a Wendy's, and seem like good young adults.

Either way fuck the Clunt loop. Lets go back to a better loop. What's your favorite Cobra alogging moment? The Warlord shirt is mine. The fact that someone ordered it and sent it to Josh only to have him open it on camera the way he did feels like divine intervention. The planets aligned perfectly. Easily the best Cobra alogging.
 
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What's your favorite Cobra alogging moment? The Warlord shirt is mine. The fact that someone ordered it and sent it to Josh only to have him open it on camera the way he did feels like divine intervention. The planets aligned perfectly. Easily the best Cobra alogging.
I'm a huge fan of the cuban-cigar glitter bomb. All of his smugness gone in an instant when the sad realization hits him:20250207_143901.jpg
 
Either way fuck the Clunt loop. Lets go back to a better loop. What's your favorite Cobra alogging moment? The Warlord shirt is mine. The fact that someone ordered it and sent it to Josh only to have him open it on camera the way he did feels like divine intervention. The planets aligned perfectly. Easily the best Cobra alogging.
I loved all the stupid shit people sent Josh in the mail when he was waiting for his cobra-themed whammy bar. I personally loved the odd iron vase-thing that just left him puzzled and irritated.
 
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