Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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'Ole Dente said:
Cobra is still mentally 17.
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You're very generous with that estimate. Even homedad himself says it's around 12.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I do not care what kind of mutant Clint genes he inherited.
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Gotta give a bit of credit to Clunt. Despite being a strange, oddly proportioned man he's never really let himself go and keeps in good shape for a man his age. If only the boy made gymnastics and personal hygiene his hyper-fixation instead of chains smoking and day drinking.
Bixby Snyder said:
He seems to just push food around in his mouth with his tongue. That or tries to eat with just his molars. Probably why he sounds like soaking a sponge while eating.
Used to wonder about how bad his health was but now it’s actually becoming obvious how fucked he is.
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He's just eating like a lizard TROLE! Haven't you ever seen a gator or croc eat before? They throw food they tear off back into their throat. Somebody needs to doordash the boy some gizzard stones so he can properly digest all that slop he swallows whole. Plus gastroliths are goff as fuck toobz.
Captain Ahab said:
I doubt he’s in pain. The nerves in his teeth are most likely dead. PL: when I went through an episode of depression many, many years ago and stopped caring for myself, I had one back tooth get infected. I didnt give a shit about anything back then, so I just let it rot. Eventually the pain just stopped and the tooth kinda… died. It eventually crumbled to pieces. It was a costly mistake to fix.
The same thing is happening to Josh except with all of his teeth. I doubt he’s feels any pain.
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IKTF. PL but I still have a tooth with two small cavities in it from 2021/22 when everything that went to shit here doubled down. Glad I caught it when I did and started caring enough again but I don't have taxpayer funded healthcare at my disposal like every gothic rockstar badboy does.
Thread tax yootoob.
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
You're very generous with that estimate. Even homedad himself says it's around 12.
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I'd say Josh is about on par mentally with a slightly dumb 13 year old. Still very much dependent on actual adults to function in society like a child but he also has a rebel streak in him that's very adolescent. So like an immature 13 or 14 year old.
 
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Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. From everything I’ve heard, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. My only criticism of the Trapped documentary was that Caspar is nowhere near as bleak as he made it out to be. I think it just looks so bleak because of Josh’s lifestyle and who he hangs out with. It’s nowhere near as bleak as somewhere like Norilsk like that guy posted.It’s also not really a small town like people make it out to be. It has a population of 60k.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
You're very generous with that estimate. Even homedad himself says it's around 12.
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Clint wears dresses I don't trust a nigga who wears dresses with anything especially estimations of other's intelligence

I do not wear dresses nor have I ever even had the thought so I trust my shit 1000% over Clint, and any man who trusts Clint over me probably trusts men in dresses, ergo that man is gay and wants to suck on girl penis.

I'm not alleging that you like that and, in fact, I'd like to go a step farther and say that you probably DON'T like that...I'm just saying it for everyone in the room. If you trust Clint you have the gay.
 
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Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. From everything I’ve heard, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. My only criticism of the Trapped documentary was that Caspar is nowhere near as bleak as he made it out to be. I think it just looks so bleak because of Josh’s lifestyle and who he hangs out with. It’s nowhere near as bleak as somewhere like Novorlisk like that guy posted.It’s also not really a small town like people make it out to be. It has a population of 60k.
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Casper has produced a surprising number of celebrities.
 
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Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be.
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It isn't. Most people are viewing through the lens of Cobra's videos and friends. Cobra hangs out with literal bums and drug abusing degenerates. Every town has them. It's not a big city, it's a medium sized town in the middle of Wyoming so of course it's not Tokyo, but as far as American towns go, it's more on the nicer side. The major downside is the weather. There's very few niggers, and it's cheap. A lot of people claim the Conquistadors Pronghorn apartments where he last lived was a ghetto slum, that's incorrect. Cobra lived in the last building to be remodeled, I'm sure purposely by the management, so his appliances were old and his apartment didn't look very nice. But this is what the other places look like:
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They're meant for college kids (since the university is very nearby) and small families. They have firepits and BBQs, and probably would be a very nice place to live if you weren't an anti-social shut-in.
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Even Cobras trailer park is very nice, they're community focused and hold events for the residents for holidays and social mixers. They're mainly filled with older people and families waiting for their expensive homes to be built elsewhere. It is not a stereotypical Florida meth park, but a very nice family neighborhood with affordable housing.
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I'd much rather live there than a lot of places I've viewed in burgerland.
mars said:
This is what my ChatGPT has to say about Casper Wyoming.
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Nothing about that sounds bad to me, and it's as if ChatGPT wrote that while larping as a blue haired reddit tranny. It sounds wholesome, pleasant, and free of niggerdom.
 
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Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. From everything I’ve heard, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. My only criticism of the Trapped documentary was that Caspar is nowhere near as bleak as he made it out to be. I think it just looks so bleak because of Josh’s lifestyle and who he hangs out with. It’s nowhere near as bleak as somewhere like Novorlisk like that guy posted.It’s also not really a small town like people make it out to be. It has a population of 60k.
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It's overblown. It's no different than any other city. Some parts are nice and others are shitty. Mouth breathers look at Cobra and think that's all there is. Like the people who look at California and don't realize most of it is a red state or paint all southern states as racist.
 
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Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. From everything I’ve heard, it seems like a pretty nice place to live.
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It depends. It's an oil city so the economy is up and down depending on that and if you have rig men, you have a budding methamphetamine/cocaine market, one comes with the other every single time. There is A LOT of meth in Casper. There's a whole documentary on Casper's meth problem.
 
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Jobama said:
My only criticism of the Trapped documentary was that Caspar is nowhere near as bleak as he made it out to be.
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And YFS did the exact opposite - if you remember he interviewed the mayor and everything. Credit where credit is due.

However it’s worth noting that Casper is the suicide capital of the country. Fuck suicide toobs.
 
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