Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Hello. I think he has liver failure, his legs and arms are swollen.

Bro he is just fat. He is getting older, he is completely sedentary, he consumes nothing but slop and drinks nothing but sugar and salt. He literally drank 25+ kilos of sugar in the last 12 months in just """mead""". That doesn't include the alcohol, the sports drinks, the sodas, and the juices. He is just getting fucking fat as fuck. I do not care what kind of mutant Clint genes he inherited, sitting on your ass and drinking a pickup truck full of sugar and honey will make anyone fat. It's surprising he is not even fatter tbh.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He’s just a fat fuck.

Probably tons of health issues but they are consistent with guzzling sugar, putting bacon and butter on everything, and literally sitting in a dead dog chair while you drink gallons of alcohol mixed with more sugar.

He might have water retention simply because he’s an alcoholic.

The rest is Bog Fat he put on for the winter

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Hello. I think he has liver failure, his legs and arms are swollen. Even his fingers are storing fluids, his hand looks like he's recovering from frostbite with all the swelling. I'm not crossing swords, I just wonder what you think of that take. It seems like cirrhosis and he's swelling up with fluid.

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Clint needs to put Puff in a reptile home.

Not yet says the most beaten down liver of Casper, i think he's just getting FAT and diabetes is setting in.

 

[BlastMonk]

Has cobra given us a clear view of his teeth recently? I can't tell if his front teeth are just chipped even more to be barely above the gumline or just gone.

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

Has cobra given us a clear view of his teeth recently? I can't tell if his front teeth are just chipped even more to be barely above the gumline or just gone.

I don't believe there's been a clear "teeth check" lately, but his lips do cover his front teeth now.
But I'm almost certain they're just broken in half and are currently horrible pain bubs that can only be numbed with copious amounts of booze

 

[Captain Ahab]

I doubt he’s in pain. The nerves in his teeth are most likely dead. PL: when I went through an episode of depression many, many years ago and stopped caring for myself, I had one back tooth get infected. I didnt give a shit about anything back then, so I just let it rot. Eventually the pain just stopped and the tooth kinda… died. It eventually crumbled to pieces. It was a costly mistake to fix.

The same thing is happening to Josh except with all of his teeth. I doubt he’s feels any pain.

 

[BallBuster II]

Pretty sure he has been doing "Last Shows" for about 20 years at this point. He is playing the "I will be dead soon" card to full effect, so people will pay over the odds to go and see him. Although he is getting on, and lived a pretty crazy druggie life, so its surprising to see him alive at all.

Longer. No More Tours tour was in 1992. It didn't last long and by 1995 he was on the Retirement Sucks tour. At that point, Ozzfest started and became a major yearly festival for the states. It wasn't until 2018 when the No More Tours II Tour kicked off. This was after the final Black Sabbath tour "The End", ended, and was truly meant to be his farewell to touring. But between Covid and injuries, it just never panned out.

Ozzy is a performer. He needs the stage, and he would die on stage if he could. This final show, while I do not believe he will be singing well (It takes him 1-2 weeks into a tour to knock off the vocal rust), the fans won't care. A final goodbye to the Ozzman and to the original Black Sabbath is a metal head's heaven. Zakk will carry Ozzy during his solo set, and Tony and Geezer will be shredding during the Sabbath set so no one is going to care how Ozzy sounds, or how weak Bill is behind the kit.

 

[Degenerate Lurker]

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I don't believe there's been a clear "teeth check" lately, but his lips do cover his front teeth now.
But I'm almost certain they're just broken in half and are currently horrible pain bubs that can only be numbed with copious amounts of booze

iirc, he did a tooth update recently (im thinking of one of the more recent food review videos) and I want to say he's now missing three teeth on the top. Can't say for sure if they fell out or got yanked, but I shudder at the sensations caused by eating a greasy ass "ghost pepper" chicken sandwich in either case.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He seems to just push food around in his mouth with his tongue. That or tries to eat with just his molars. Probably why he sounds like soaking a sponge while eating.

Used to wonder about how bad his health was but now it’s actually becoming obvious how fucked he is

 

['Ole Dente]

Hello. I think he has liver failure, his legs and arms are swollen. Even his fingers are storing fluids, his hand looks like he's recovering from frostbite with all the swelling. I'm not crossing swords, I just wonder what you think of that take. It seems like cirrhosis and he's swelling up with fluid.

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Clint needs to put Puff in a reptile home.

Edema, which doesn’t present on his wrists and feet. While he does have some facial swelling it’s consistent with the rest of his fat growth which is normal for a 34 year old man who eats garbage and doesn’t work out.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Not yet says the most beaten down liver of Casper, i think he's just getting FAT and diabetes is setting in.

My friend, I'd be surprised of Cobra was in the bottom 100 of liver health in Casper. That place is not exactly a healthy citizen generator.

 

[DatBepisTho]

They featured the boglim ancestor!

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

My friend, I'd be surprised of Cobra was in the bottom 100 of liver health in Casper. That place is not exactly a healthy citizen generator.

Its meth central out there according to Cobes, he described the Casper meth situation as "fucking sad youtoobz" lol.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

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Its meth central out there according to Cobes, he described the Casper meth situation as "fucking sad youtoobz" lol.

I spent a day there. Driving through on a road trip, decided to do laundry, restock at the Walmart (lol, holy hell, Wyoming Walmarts are a different planet), and drive by the Conquistador to see if I could get a cryptid sighting. No glass tapping, just drive by.

Caspar is not a good place to live.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

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I spent a day there. Driving through on a road trip, decided to do laundry, restock at the Walmart (lol, holy hell, Wyoming Walmarts are a different planet), and drive by the Conquistador to see if I could get a cryptid sighting. No glass tapping, just drive by.

Caspar is not a good place to live.

Dont answer since you know but for others, which one is Russia's worst city Norilsk and which one is Casper?

But thats brave going on the bog hunt in Casper, i can only imagine how gas stations and walmarts are out there.

 

[Goatchoker]

Casper has the only 2 escalators in all of Wyoming.

Some parts of Wyoming are pretty, most is a vast, windy hellscape.

 

[biggacracka]

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Dont answer since you know but for others, which one is Russia's worst city Norilsk and which one is Casper?

But thats brave going on the bog hunt in Casper, i can only imagine how gas stations and walmarts are out there.

My bet is the bottom one is Russia. Gray sky but colorful buildings and the port, or what looks like a port

 

[RollingRock2]

They featured the boglim ancestor!
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[ASeabear8952]

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The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Law]

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It appears that the Boglim and Al Leong may share a common ancestor