Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[D_Tractor]

Well I guess we no longer have to worry about Music Bitch Marty entering the Cobraverse proper, now do we?

But what about Marty Music Bitch?

 

[charlesdickens]

He talked to Marty on Porkney's panel like once years ago. Marty didn't have much interest in him. I doubt Josh even remembers.

 

[bonified retard]

He talked to Marty on Porkney's panel like once years ago. Marty didn't have much interest in him. I doubt Josh even remembers.

He literally brought him up in his last video.

26:20

 

[ASeabear8952]

He talked to Marty on Porkney's panel like once years ago. Marty didn't have much interest in him. I doubt Josh even remembers.

They were on her panel together on New Year’s.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

I want Cobes to forget to turn the gas off before he goes live and blow the trailer sky high. I don't want him to get hurt I just want some good content for once. It's been a drought.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Marty didn't have much interest in him.

Good. R.I.P. to the poor fucker and all that, but I dreaded that mongoloid trying to insert himself as a character over here.

 

[Potion_Time]

Good. R.I.P. to the poor fucker and all that, but I dreaded that mongoloid trying to insert himself as a character over here.

The boy was super paranoid during the Cobra Stompers arc, imagine how much more reclusive he would become if he had actual retarded gangstalkers like Marty?

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

I want Cobes to forget to turn the gas off before he goes live and blow the trailer sky high. I don't want him to get hurt I just want some good content for once. It's been a drought.

the whole trailer blows up with him still sitting in the green chair like its a cartoon

 

[anliteralidiot]

Good. R.I.P. to the poor fucker and all that, but I dreaded that mongoloid trying to insert himself as a character over here.

Marty was never going to mess with Cobes, not like he did with Raxx and other cows.
1. Cobes doesn't react the same way as other cows. Marty liked reactive cows.
2. Cobes never betrayed Marty like Raxx did.
3. Marty was friends with Courtney, and he probably had some truce with her.
There's other stuff, too, but those are th main points. He might've seen himself in Cobes, too, with both of them being alcoholics n shit.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The boy was super paranoid during the Cobra Stompers arc, imagine how much more reclusive he would become if he had actual retarded gangstalkers like Marty?

Somehow he's avoided having a true nemesis that harasses him nonstop. KingKobra (with a K) and Jessica were contenders for awhile but they fizzled out and it didn't devolve into gayops. He's totally retarded but also paranoid enough not to fall for obvious bait unless it's a negative comment on his live. Or a doordash order.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Somehow he's avoided having a true nemesis that harasses him nonstop. KingKobra (with a K) and Jessica were contenders for awhile but they fizzled out and it didn't devolve into gayops. He's totally retarded but also paranoid enough not to fall for obvious bait unless it's a negative comment on his live. Or a doordash order.

As is the case with all good lolcows, Cobes' greatest nemesis is himself. I guess CoolTaste is at least a contender.
KingKobra unfortunately could not go the distance due to a real lack of substance in his content, although his constant one-upping of Cobes was at least mildly amusing for a spell(no pun intended).
Although speaking of Jessica, it's a bit unnerving how close Seizure was to the truth with the aNALysis.

 

[California King]

Somehow he's avoided having a true nemesis that harasses him nonstop. KingKobra (with a K) and Jessica were contenders for awhile but they fizzled out and it didn't devolve into gayops. He's totally retarded but also paranoid enough not to fall for obvious bait unless it's a negative comment on his live. Or a doordash order.

Jessica wasn't a nemesis. She was a demon that latched onto him until he regained his power and cast a circle of protection around himself. He said "so mote it be," and it became moted.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As is the case with all good lolcows, Cobes' greatest nemesis is himself. I guess CoolTaste is at least a contender.

It's always been that way. "Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris".

Jessica wasn't a nemesis. She was a demon that latched onto him until he regained his power and cast a circle of protection around himself. He said "so mote it be," and it became moted.

She was truly his most powerful external enemy.

 

[Georgie Pie]

Woah, hey, guys, new game dlc for Valheim dropped a while ago, didn't you see? It's about the historical recount of Kobes' bitchy ex arc!!! (ha. ha. ha.)

Spoiler: Bog

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Better not make your friends' death all about you and your troles, BOY! Time for a tribute drink combo.

He was on a bender the last couple of days too and of course didn't go live because the weens ruined that forever. Warlord (Sasha) also came over, probably in more than one way. He also mentions Music Biz Marty too buuuuu that's not who the RIP vid was for.

Semper Fidelis to all our fallen Vietnam veterans.

 

[Cambiar]

"Walt dying hurts more than Ellen not giving me a chance"

Lmao never change, Cobes.

 

[charlesdickens]

Despite it being only a rumor, I wonder if it was Walt or Angie's prescription that sourced Cobes any pills. Pharmacutical wind might have died down. Better not powder your nose with any street "cocaine" from Warlord and end up like Marty, BOY!

NAL tries to be a nemesis, but Josh is so checked out that she's a fly on his windshield at best. That group home video did get under his skin though recently.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

we got a halfway apology for carl "that wasnt right, but im not the same person i was"

you're right cobes, you have way less teeth and about 70% less brain function.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I can't believe the little nigga actually played taps holy shit. Also its not like this is a fucking tragedy like Aaron was. Walt was easily past 70.

 

[ash_clown]

I can't believe the little nigga actually played taps holy shit.

Fuck you trole, all Vietnam veterans deserve taps, even the gothic bad boy himself knew Walt deserved this moment.

TWU \m/