Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Nana Feeder 9k]

God this is the third person associated with King Cobra who has died in the last month or two.

This'll sound faggoty and ween, but it'd likely be possible if some of his more readily available A-Logs were willing, he's at the stage of wetbrain he may be legitimately be convinced he's the actual Grim Reaper, and all of those peoples deaths were unintentionally his fault.

And he just roams around town telling random strangers that and the police get all concerned.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Better not make me sad for an old man I've never met, THREAD BOY.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Better not make me sad for an old man I've never met, THREAD BOY.

Pour one out on the dead dog chair for Old Man Walt (maybe not a whole one, just a little splash, then a second little splash because you feel like a stingy asshole).

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

When was the last time Cobra was at their place? That's just one less outing opportunity for him, which sucks.

 

[Baroque]

Was he only friends with Walt? He knows Angie, would it be weird to visit her? New romance arc?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When was the last time Cobra was at their place? That's just one less outing opportunity for him, which sucks.

There were some great moments at Walt and Angie’s, like the “winds dyin down, Josh“ incident and that time his stream panel got raided by troles and he got Walt and Angie involved. Another core part of the Cobraverse died.

 

[Savethebexter]

I was watching Jessica Messica and she said that Cobes did a live stream crying about NAL and peed his pants but deleted it. Anyone have a link to that?

 

[ASeabear8952]

When was the last time Cobra was at their place? That's just one less outing opportunity for him, which sucks.

Jessica brought them up a few times but I forget why.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Was he only friends with Walt? He knows Angie, would it be weird to visit her? New romance arc?

I remember JESSICA BOYLE saying she had dementia problems... But she might've been talking about Walt. But if it was about Angie, then yeah it would be weird.

 

[Acceptable]

I remember JESSICA BOYLE saying she had dementia problems... But she might've been talking about Walt. But if it was about Angie, then yeah it would be weird.

josh isn't a sicko like Chris

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

I was watching Jessica Messica and she said that Cobes did a live stream crying about NAL and peed his pants but deleted it. Anyone have a link to that?

My understanding was this was just people trolling NAL. And when she figured it out she got ultra wasted and spent the next day puking on a black screen.

 

['Ole Dente]

R.I.P Walter Knight.

Winds have finally died down.

 

[AnOminous]

Ghost pepper Wendy's burger

What does capsaicin do when you have utterly destroyed teeth probably with exposed nerves?

 

[Archie Bunker]

What does capsaicin do when you have utterly destroyed teeth probably with exposed nerves?

Hurt
(Cover by Johnny Cash)

 

[somevan712]

What does capsaicin do when you have utterly destroyed teeth probably with exposed nerves?

According to dental specialist ChatGPT:

Capsaicin, the compound in spicy foods like chili peppers, can cause a significant burning or stinging sensation when it comes into contact with sensitive tissues. If you have exposed nerves in your teeth, the effect could be intensely painful. When capsaicin interacts with the nerve endings, it can irritate them further, leading to an even sharper, burning sensation.

The pain might feel like a hot, stabbing feeling that could linger longer than just the initial bite of a spicy food. So, eating anything with capsaicin while dealing with exposed nerves might make the discomfort much worse.

If you’re in this situation, it’s best to avoid spicy foods and get those dental issues addressed soon to prevent more pain or potential complications. Have you had the opportunity to see a dentist about the condition?

I then replied "Fuck your dentist. I'm a famous gothic badboy rockstar and you're just jealous" and got censored.

The response got me pretty good.

Still, gotta say, no one’s too cool to avoid a dentist forever, especially when exposed nerves are in the mix. But hey, you’re the one living that legend life, so if you want to ride through it, you do you.

Do you have a favorite go-to remedy for handling the pain when you're in the middle of a show or recording?

Alcohol, dummy.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

All we are is dust in the wind...

we're better than dust, WE'RE PISS

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

Is Clunt going to choreograph the intimacy of Walt's wake?

 

[errforceonezz]

That cobra ring didn't always dig into his finger like that, did it? Is this because his hand has become so swollen? He's going to end up with some kind of infection if he just persistently maintains an open wound on his finger, and I don't see any possibility of someone convincing him not to wear such a bad ass ring tubes.

Someone needs to send him a new extra large skull/cobra ring or something (preferably one with a very round child safe shape), maybe he will actually take this one off then.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Better not be developing those doughy Bam Margera hands, boy!

 

[triforce9001]

So this is confirmed right? Can we all just say this is cobras mom
She's trying to parent him through youtube
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Just a curious observation: that's a swedish surname, it means "(lind) lime tree - (vall) grassy field" - Swedish settler heritage? Not a common surname in the US either.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Lindvall